Voting Criteria :

Opener
Rhymes
Similes/ Metaphor
Punchlines
Personals
Flow
Wordplay
Closer

Rules

- 24 lines.

- Deadline is 9pm.

- Verses should be sent to nlking@hushmail.com

- No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling.

- A no show attracts a ban.

- No unnecessary comments on here.

Judges

1. Beshi

2. Linobawse

3. Man-i-kal

4. Da whizkid

5. Mailmalc

6. Cooger

7. Jamez3d

8. DBR


Goodluck!!!

SORRY FOR DISTURBING....BUT HOW DO I JOIN TOURNAMENTS!?

CHeXxX iN......bLaQ.....coMe MaKe We pOSt......My Ba3's LoW

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No PeRsOnaL diZz @ bLaQbOnEz As We BoTh AgReEd!
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Sid's profound with teks/.........dat blow out hiz head/........buh since ah "pledged hiz death".........
........he aint even "spelt hiz name".......buh diz opener already.........
. . .......pronounced him dead!!!!/
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........coz am that hound he dreads!!/......
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....n takin ya life'l be ma pleasure/........wen ah forget a knife in ya left jaw/........
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........"str8 thru ah few teeth".......since all ya "fake moves are crooked".......like d knight in a chessboard!!!!/.....
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No time n!ccuh!... . less talk!/......
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........am gross.......pump trigs/........n d slugs pop thee/........crop knees......n leavè a ruptured chin/.......
.........so!bros chill/........ah got a doctor's kit/........to "cut through bonez".........
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like autop-sies!!!!/
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.........u'd be dropped off quick/......
wif scriptingz so viral/.......
.......it infects
b.itchez in china/........
.......bt if blaq
tries hittin vag!nas/.......
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..........ahl put 'bulletz' into diz 'powerhorse' till he......
......reachez the 'climax'!!!!/........
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Am already seein the finalz/........but if thiz enemy thinks/........hez smellin d win?/........"look up a bit"........
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......he just got "booed off n lynched"........with 3 energy drinks!!!!/
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.......so let it be seen/......
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am bringin sickened lyricz/.......to leave ya deep in skirmishez/......
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........with a "bloodied nose"......
........if he "rushes home"........dont be alarmed........
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........what ure seein iz B leavin!!!/

........but seein aint believin/........
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Coz ah hid in dark cars/........
to ur crib to plant cams/........while u still .......in the back yard/........
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screech!.......!!
.......n ah "drop ma gulder beer"......moment ah "spot ya 'boo car near"........
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n split the 'pirates' chest.......
with a........
........'bl*q axe'!!!!/
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........wif ur face rigged with plasterz/.........
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u hope to fold/.......a dope capone/......who makes hos to groan/.........n dopez to choke??/........hiaaaan!!!!!......if u allow ma chromez to blow/........
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........one-u get a broken nose/........two-u "go missin"..........lyka "zonked dimwìt'z" .......
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..........remote control!!!/
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While ur home alone/........view ma boutz n!ccuh!/........ur huge black mouth shiver?/........
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.....if hiz screams get loud.......see fam/........."let it be known".........am only "settin the tone"........
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.......to mute diz 'loud speaker'!!!!/
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Shook,......the crowd's eager/.......
.........to see the weapons ah latched/.......creep on ya back/......if u no......siddon for back/.......wen ah dey sip rum or star/........
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.........no b everywhere "brew dey"........u go dey "chook head"........like chick wey
..........weavon dey scratch!!!/
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He been don dey brag/..........
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.........but seein ma rigorouz schemes/..........this blood congeals/........
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bones stiffen......like rigomortis/......'fore it dawns on him/........
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ah clinch metaz......bt d brokea$$ wuldnt "see millie"........if he was a figure of speech!!!!/
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.........See d difference between vigor and skill?/
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........ah coin lines with a sleek flair/.......ud turn blind if u live here/.......
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........ah mean thiz able glad has tabled facts dat disables blaq........
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.........till hez confined to a wheelchair!!!!/
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Wif hiz short sight impaired/.........hel scream and squirt/
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when ah
.......rip the skirt/........off hiz stinkin gurl/.........n when it comez to listin vets/.........the "dump queer" wudnt make ma "top tier" ........
........if he gripped ma shirt!!!!/
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Wont be bringin dirt/........but
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........been readin ur tweets/.......b!tchin on me/........denyin.......
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.....ah aint d!ckin ur sis?/........true talk!......u too dumb.......n ahl knock ya tooth off.........
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........if u keep liein between ur teeth!!!!/
Néxt?ah besiege your crib/........
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.......skid thru.......spinnin chromes/........spill fuel in hiz throat/........
"torch it up"........n "just b4" u breath fumes in the smoke/.........
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.....ah "shut all the air out"........till u........"burn on the way down".........
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........like cheap booze in the throat!!!!/
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#........KinG SiD.......#

MiKuZ.....cOmE pOsT bLaQ's VeRsE....He SaiD uv GoT iT

Aii listen

This bar wuld end up F.UCKING UP HIS DAY/. . .cos I had gift, JUMPING ON THE CANE/
Sony Speakers BURSTING UP WITH 'DRAKE'!/
I 'started from the bottom', DROPPED IT ON THE FACE/
...Sid calling, am like 'Hold on, we going home', she F.UCKING RUNS IN SHAME!/
Mehn I Banged the shi.t out her, since then 'NOTHING WAS THE SAME'!!!/

I'd say it!! The BOBBY WAS INSANE/

n iont give An F what this RAPPER DO/once I get MAD AT YOU/ . . .ur shots 'd boomerang, n come BACK AT YOU/
. . .Then I sling Slugs at this RAPPER'S FOOT/
'Clear His Legs' and his FLAT @SS TOO/
. .Then sling anoda round the Neck. . .clear his throat like its BABA BLUE!!/

DUDE!!

I'm the GUY WITH LETHAL LYRICS/ see Iont LIKE THESE LITTLE GIMMICKS/
U possesed!! spending every NIGHT IN EVIL MEETINGs/
. . .The winch crew ibime MIGHT BE EVEN LEADING/
. . . .Buh no ish bro. . .I might bring a "honda baby boy" today. . .buh soon enuf I'd "DRIVE THE EVIL SPIRIT"!!!/ (-__-)

And Then. . .

I'd make the CLIPS 'SUBJECT' HIM/. . .u the 'Test' Monkey when they TWIST YUR NECK QUICK!!/
. . .U destined to MEET YUR DEATH B I T C H!/
. . .U gat 'no option', even if I choose to BE 'OBJECTIVE'!!!!!/

So BITC.H FORGET IT/

Cos Once I come, its a ROBBERY ON HAND SIR/ . . . .u buggled n DROPPED INNA VAN FAST/
. . .off to the 'north pole', blazing COUPLE O' LANDMARKS/
. . .'d leave u with a 'High Bp', when my 'Aids' inject u with 'Hiv' at the TROPIC OF 'CANCER'!!!/

U best COME WITH SOME 'FHAT' BARS/

Cos I ain Gon 'judge Ya' when I LACE UP THESE LINES/ y'all Don't understand 'How I' SHAKE UP THESE GUYS/ to me, they 'Mini, sorta' and THEY NOT DESIGNED/ to BRACE UP IN TIME/
And They 'Never Tha' type to MAKE US RESIGN!!/
So Now I Come in a 'New Jersey' . . .written "they tried to live but THE GOT DENIED/ and if they did THEY PROLLY LIED/
. . . Cz if they 'Come thin' and i RAISE UP THE NINES/
They'd Get shot From 'califonia' To a 'STATE' OF DEMISE!!!/

SEE GUY/

ma LYRICS UN-TOUCHED/. . .its def am LEAVING UN-SCORCHED/
Ma Desert Eagle is a 'Silver Bird' once I CLICK IT...YUR GONE!!/
U gon 'Leave With Bruises' till even Murray would THINK HE'S YUR SON!/
Buh if u FEELING YUR GOD/ and BELIEVE IN YUR GLOCK/ I'd let an Army of 'Ninety three Point 7'. .and have ur "RHYTHM UN-PLUGGED"!!!!!/ (live with bruces)

So stop saying u'd come with ALL THY RAGE/ and PUNCH MY FACE/
Till I'm SHOT N MAIMED/
. . . .Brother am jes 20, u are NOT MY MATE!!/
Agbaya, I suppose dey call u uncle or Baba
If we ever MEETING UP/
Buh yur a BITC.H SIDDOG/ u here claiming u REALLY TOUGH/
. . .BRINGING SLUGS/
Jobless nigga, always assleep IN HIS HUT!/
He's that liar I'v been SPEAKING OF/
REALLY DAWGS/
. . .don't believe him, since he's been jobless. . . he's been a SLEEPING DOG!!/

Buh wait o....

Who say ibime n siddog NA NIGGAs??/ two old cargos, una SABI NA??/ make em leave nairaland for us, ABI NA??/
. . .Make Em go Create DGA. . .
DADDYS GLADIATORS ARENA'/

ABI NA??

Bt I Accepted to take your soul

. . .At a CRAPPY PRICE/ . . .had to SACRIFICE/
Burst your chest with a CRACK DEVICE/
. . .Take ur liver and kidneys. . . and tell u to give ur HEART TO CHRIST/
I'd Let the GATS RESIGN/
Let it not be like I'm STRICTLY HATING/
Buh his BITC.H IS CRAZY/ even as they married she takes BIG D I C K S DAILY/
. . .Don't Beat urself. .yur Sid'dog', its STILL THE SAME SHI.T/
Yur a Dog, and u male, u meant to
"BE WITH A BITC.H"!!!/

"News presenter: this just in, siddog is dead just days after our dear paul walker"

How it happend...

I came into their home, was NAT INVITED/ poisend their food only their NANNY SIGHTED/. . .wanted to raise alarm, I BRIBED THE FINE GIRL/
. . .I didn't see nobody o . . .is what she NOW RECITED/
. . .Hrs later. . . Son and DADDY LIE DEAD/. . .mummy? Suprisingly could RISE N FIGHT DEATH/
Buh Police come. . .like woman what did u do?? Talk or DIE IN SILENCE!!!!/
She said "I didn't do anyfin o, I jes prepared food and we ate on the Table like MAN UNITED!!!/ (eight)


Nb
(evil spirit = honda accord)
Wordplays in d state of demise bar (Georgia, hawaii, minnesota, nevada, new jersey, compton - califonia)

Open for votes

JuDGeS sHouLd NoTe......wE aGREeD oN A #no personals# BrawL......HErE aRe tHe eXCeRptS FroM tHe CHat......


Tha Blaqbonez Gods-Son
Bro, I dey look our nairaland battle, mk e b no personals, I no wan dey tempted to say pass werrin I suppose all in d bid to win, u dig?
Nov 29 at 8:34am · Sent from Messenger
Sidney Siddogg Uzoma
Aii....SOrRy aM jUsT SeEinG tHis....No PeRsOnaLs iT iS tHeN....
Nov 29 at 7:41pm
Tha Blaqbonez Gods-Son
Aiii bro
Nov 29 at 7:49pm · Sent from Messenger

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Holy molly

some of the structure & the spelling in this battle are atrocious. what the fück!!!! if you can't communicate your lines through text, why bother about text-battling?

coogar: some of the structure & the spelling in this battle are atrocious. what the fück!!!! if you can't communicate your lines through text, why bother about text-battling?

Do I understand u? No I dont

coogar: some of the structure & the spelling in this battle are atrocious. what the fück!!!! if you can't communicate your lines through text, why bother about text-battling?

If u talking about siddog verse I completely agree with u but blaqs verse was plain-to-see. Nothing wrong in the spelling or structures.

Votes?

ThiS iS a BattLe ThReAd FoR GoD's SaKe.....

Who is this Esuzy guy chatting rubbish all over the board? Oboy abeg respect your old age!!

Abeg judges shouldn't even bother giving in-depth analysis. Just name your winner so we can move on.

Aiite, since no one wants to vote...I'll
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Vote coming up in a Bit

яhymΣ_ ȴunα†!¢:
Aiite, since no one wants to vote...I'll
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Vote coming up in a Bit

Thanks!

Opener : Siddogg
Rhymes : tie
Personals : nil ... though I spotted some
Flow : Blaq .... siddogg was all over the place,poor setups n shit.
Metaphors : Blaq
Punchlines : Blaq .... by a miiile
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"Bt I Accepted to take your soul
. . .At a CRAPPY PRICE/ . . .had to SACRIFICE/
Burst your chest with a CRACK DEVICE/
. . .Take ur liver and kidneys. . . and tell u to give
ur HEART TO CHRIST/"
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This was just impressive
Closer : Tie

MvGt Blaq
Please next time try sticking to the allotted lines.Stretching does not help ya cause in getting votes

Opener-tie
Rhymes- Bones
Similes/ Metaphor-sid
Punchlines-bones
Personals--
Flow-tie
Wordplay-bones
Closer-bones


MVGT Blaqbones.


Impressive from sidd. Even with the numerous hyphens still was able to curb up a cool flow. A bit of ingenuity here and there.
Bones took this tho. Wasn't holding bak.
That's how I saw it. Could still go either way.

Its a Tie
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Based on Enjoyabilty-Blaq
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MVGT-Blaqbones

Closed : Blaq qualifies for the quarter finals.