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I don't think this guy got the communique: stick to pestles. I thought that was the agreement.

These killers have a head for fashion;

After receiving "bags of rice," I suppose—Naija shithole politics.

The school is equally corrupt and should be prosecuted. Across the world, there are laws governing relationships with politically exposed persons (peps) and politically influential persons(pips). Every entity in Naija, as it stands, is an enabler of corruption and treasury looting.

Nigeria. Worst of the fucking-shitholes. What a total shame.

The butch is fine.

Now the poor sucker will be known as “pestle head.”

Now burn, bitch.

That's cool. Make your way to Shades nightclub in VI tonight. The good girls there would like to throw you a party for this great achievement.

Ffuckk off. Asshole

This bitch is ugly. No wonder Tuface left.

Naija would’ve been tops if we had the infrastructure: working electricity, good healthcare system, more roads/means of transportation, good internet/broadband coverage. The list goes on.

Ffuckk off. You should be proud of your children no matter what direction they turn up. Straight or gay.

This guy is speaking shit. You don't mess with IBB.

So what's going to happen to the goat meat? We shouldn't be wasting food in these difficult times.

Equipping future 419s.

It looks like this guy unintentionally invented a solution for treating asthma attacks. If you ask me, he needs to go to the patent office and file a patent. There is copyright infringement these days.

Guys, why do you think you're here on this earth. To hustle, Bleep and reproduce? I say we stop it now. No more reproduction and let's see what the gods will do.

Is Valentine's Day sex on the menu?

The government should immediately ban Valentine's Day. It's absolutely rubbish.

That's how it used to be in the old days, when women were stubborn, and you had to teach them a lesson. God, I miss the old days.

Creamypie:
Nigeria should be sold off

More like ‘should be nuked’

On the brighter side, we need a new fast-food franchise here in Nigeria. We can call it McHammers. Who is interested in partnering?

Hammer time. When you have a hammer, everything is a nail.

2RightHands1Coc:
MC Hammer

You got to this before me.

Yeah, South Africa is barreling towards Zimbabwe's status. I tell you, these white fuckers leave, and it's the end for SA.

Talk is cheap.

Waste of goood pussy

God1000:
Trump the psychopath and his gullible supporters revel in the miseries of others

Instead of deporting, why aren't they Vetting and Helping those that have been there for years to get their citizenship.

Seems they’re only concerned about the brown ones for now. Patiently waiting to see the flights to European and African countries

Meanwhile I hardly come across Japa thread these days on nairaland, I think it's time all countries tight their immigration laws especially developed countries and make it difficult for foolish trump supporters to travel out.

The fucker is taking care of HIS country. We need more leaders like him in Africa. Instead what we get are treasury looters.

THEDEEPSIGHT:
Where did you get this intel from?

I wouldn't classify this as intel, more like shit-tel.

Shithole fucking country. If a person dies anywhere, there are processes to ascertain the cause.

madridguy:
NETANYAHU: We will WIPE OUT HAMAS

HAMAS in GAZA TODAY:

Yeah, the entire Gaza is Hamas.