₦airaland Forum

Nigerian nitwit governors. Did he also announce how he is going to fund it? Playing politics with the state's allocation.

remigiusizunna:
Maybe he traveled for holiday from his prison aparty and he's yet to return.
9ja is rotten
Every system is rotten
I hate that I'm a Nigerian.
Come and see what we're passing through here in Asia because we are Nigerians, and worst of all is that we are Nigerians of the Eastern extraction.
The hatred for us (home and away) is 'follow come'

Those asians don’t give a rat’s ass if you’re from “the eastern extraction”, stop talking shit. They see you as Nigerian. Period.

On a positive note, it isn't your fault that you’re Nigerian; however, you can change that trajectory now with your offsprings. Get kids there, if you haven't already; that way, they get a different nationality. Also try to obtain a passport there, if you can, might take a while but worth it. You should consider yourself lucky that you’re able to escape the naija shithole.

Bro, use a fucking celotape. It works.

Damn, she's prettier than that guinness records chef.

Realitykings sounds like a porn channel that I see on xhamster and other porn sites. Are these people the same?

Kaybaba5:
Stay here cos Nigeria is going to be better.

That’ll take a while. A pretty long while.

Fucking drama queen.

Apple can sue the owners of that hotel. They’re infringing on some copyright here. Guys, be more creative with hotel names.

She looks knackable. Anybody has her number?

Is that a dick hanging between its legs? I will never let that fucker near my wife.

asking stupid questions here, though.

Another direct route to japa, people. Brazil’s got good leaders. Better than Naija.

Where are the 72 virgins when you need’ em.

This guy makes idiotic comments all day and still manages to get on the headlines. I guess he should change his name to Veryidioticman.

I bet those Nigerians are willing to die there or escape somewhere else other than returning to the African shithole.

wany:
It's still better than Nigeria.

By far.

Was the order served medium to well or well done? That's important for nutrients.

Where is IPOB when you need a lift?

SmartPolician:
Lebanese are coming to Nigeria to beg for alms while Nigerians are going there to get a better life. In the voice of Asari, "Our mumu no too much?"

Not entirely right, the Lebanese that japa this side are well connected, they’re not begging for alms. They get good jobs (via these connections) and get to stay in places like Babana Island. An ordinary Nigerian can't even get good water to drink in his own country. Not everyone can leave Naija, if you have the opportunity, take it.

TechCapon:
But as a Nigerian why move to Lebanon? It doesn't make sense at all

That place is still better than Naija. Better quality of life before the war.

These fucking doctors don't have anything better to do.

With looted funds, I guess.

Fucking bunch of brainless crooks. Their only utility is looting the country’s funds.

Yeah, and now you owe him bags of dollars of our money.

This guy is a dummy. A brute force attack or distributed denial of service can break that pot's lock and free the meat and soup.

Its fait accompli if he borrows the woman for the night also.

Thabothabo101:
Bro, this is the smartest comment I‘ve seen in a donkey years.

Correction, dog years.

budaatum:
He must not like being seen as the dog man.

Bro, this is the smartest comment I‘ve seen in a donkey years.

That's why you shouldn't buy expensive mattress, guys. A simple boarding school mattress should be adequate for the average man.

Get your head right. He isn't walking freely. He probably has a dozen or so security guards walking alongside or making themselves invisible.

Trust South Korean cement; it's far better than Dangote or BUA cement. Why can't we have such here? The houses they build here collapse every day.

Well-spoken, long live the king.