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If you've japa’ed from a shithole, including Nigeria, then you’re in the kingdom of heaven.

This guy is a complete asshole; who trains women at the university of agriculture (uniagric) when there are better universities out there? No wonder she dumped his ass.

Why can't we have one bar that has all the drinks a man needs? It's highly inconvenient to jump from one bar to the next. I can imagine what this guy went through.

This bitch needs to be “trained” on; I volunteer my service on behalf of mankind.

Bleep off, faaggot

Poor quality pics. We want to see the boobs.

Go SA!!!

Shut the hell up and stop complaining. Pussy boy.

Has anyone in this big and dumb government suggested nuclear power?

obailala:
There's a 95% chance the funds would be stolen, the projects abandoned, and not a single soul would be held responsible or punished... No be Africans again?...

100%. Name-dropping World Bank is one of those strategies devised by the corrupt thieves. Nigeria is bleeped.

Easy, bro, just get your hands on a few bottles of some local liquor brew or Kai-kai as they called it those years. Then anytime you experience this bullshit thinking, take a shot or two. I swear your brain will clear out. You’ll feel like a child again.

China’s got specific factories that manufacture products for the genuinely shit-hole third-world countries, different from developed countries, including electronics, locomotives, and clothes. This train system, unfortunately, was manufactured for shit-hole Nigeria.

Bro, japa, as soon as you can, or you’re going to keep getting this type of problem. Japa is the answer

Why couldn't she keep her right breast far from that guy?

If you owe any of these fuckers, count your lucky stars, you’ll never repay that debt. The Saudi beheading squads await them.

This guy is a complete idiot; how will she make tuwo shinkafa for him now? Oh well, I guess she can still manage with one hand and one leg. This is a very important meal.

Another looting strategy. Billions more

The fucker will probably get some BJ’s for a night for that one gift. After that, he’ll go back to sleeping on the couch.

Fucking wuss. Learn a lesson fucker.

Well, I have 14 runs girls' numbers. I still owe a few of them, and one has threatened to collect her money publicly whenever she sees me out there. The police are my friend now.

Why didn't they complete the beating so we could see her full boobs? What a half-ass job.

The reason you should never trust bitches. Go full ADHD on them.

That nigga’ deserves a chieftaincy title from the nearest village in Nigeria

I need one of those sharp knives for my ex-wife. Need to teach her how to use ‘em.

She seems fuckable. A bit of titty jiggling in that dress in the first few seconds of the video.

Is that lady wasting a good bottle of gin? That's a total abomination.

Vibrators. Now the bitches can do it themselves.

Now shoot them both

Jakumo:
In a few hours under the African sun, that whale carcass would inflate and explode like a bomb, so the leviathan must have washed up on a tourist beach, necessitating its removal for controlled disposal in a remote area.

If this event had taken place on a Nigerian beach, the whale would have been butchered long before it went bad, then sold at the rate of 2K naira per kilo, as a delicacy called "river cow".

Way back when Papa God was handing out entrepreneurial instinct, Nigerians were among the first in line to claim their generous allocation.

True talk.

Put a bandage over it, and stop whining.

Does the word "Fresh" mean some guys can still have a go at it? If so, I'm in.