₦airaland Forum

BeardedMeat:
He tried porting to Tilumbu camp but the bats didn't accord him any notice so he jejely crawled out.

he was rooting for Osinbanjo and after Star boy lost the primaries, the benue born man decided to quit.

Mufakirnaqdiun:
Fake news,lol.

What is fake about the news?

when was the last time you saw him on Nairaland shouting "Our Darling Daddy "?

The Most hated Nairalander in the history of the forum who's known for his disgusting phrase "Our Darling Daddy" has finally given up and has decided to throw in the towel after going through severe economic hardship and suffering orchestrated by his "Darling Daddy's" bad economic policies which has affected his rotten meat grill business.
From information reaching us, reports are rife that the benue state born BMC and Muhammadu Buhari proponent s putting his tiny meat store located at makurdi road up for sale at a giveaway price.

One urchin down, more to go!


Las Las, na everybody go chop breakfast!

If I am the groom I will carefully sample all the bridesmaid one after the other.

Abeg, enjoy while alive, Life no get duplicate!

See yanshes of different shapes and sizes.

The second Yansh by the right hand side na confirm.

10 Reasons Why Nigerian Women Get Married

1. The ones that are getting married because they are of age and fear that time is running out. They may not love the groom but they just want to get married.

2. The ones that are getting married because they are pregnant. They have aborted many pregnancies and fear womb damage.

3. The ones that are getting married because of family pressure. Their parents are breathing heavily on their necks and have given them ultimatum to bring a husband or get out of the home.

4. The ones that are getting married because of the ceremony. They have attended many weddings and dream of getting married. They are fascinated by the wedding gown and the razzmatazz of the marriage ceremonies.

5. The ones that are getting married because of the bitterness of being jilted by an ex. They are hoping to use this marriage to prove that they are still eligible.

6. The ones that are getting married because of homelessness. Accommodation problem is common with many spinsters and paying rent is a burden. Just get married and stay in a free house for life.

7. The ones that are getting married because others are getting married. Usually her friends and sisters are all married and tongues have started wagging and the moment any man proposes she takes the bait not minding the hook hidden in it.

8. The ones that are getting married for commercial purpose. They see marriage as business. They are hoping to make it big through marriage. They target millionaires and upworldly mobile men. They also target guys from rich families.

9. The ones that get married out of pity. She doesn't love the man but got married to him because he opened a shop for her or paid her school fees or paid the hospital bills of the mother or something like that.

10. The ones that get married for sex. This is the big one. Women these days rate men who are well endowed highly even if they are senseless and tactless and will settle down very quickly with a dude who gives them multiple orgasms. They'll be screaming, "Harder! Faster! Finish me! Eat it" every night. They're ready to foot the matrimonial bills. They're ready to go the extra mile for men who can satisfy them erotically especially through MouthAction.
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Moh247:
Lol

60 years Ibos couldn't produce President or Head of State with 40 million population.. vice and speaker una no produce in 40 years, senate President you can't produce in 15 years, even Deputy Senate President you can't get in 4 years

You guys don't play the right politics

You are damn right! But the truth is what difference does it make? As a confirmed Omoluwabi, the last time I checked, most of our Yoruba youths are turning into touts and one million boy's. the recent Waec results stats saw our region competition with the north at the bottom. prevalent cases of ritual killings and skull mining among our Yoruba youths just because they all want to be like Mc Oluomo and Sego.

Moh247:
As an Ibo man that knows PitObi is a fruadster I don't want him to lead Nigeria to another shitty ccrapy Anambra nonsense sit at home

Well.....whether you like it or not Peter Obi will be the next President of Nigeria. That Abuja you're residing eh....peter will clear all the votes there and there's nothing you and every other Yoruba Muslim miscreants can do about that. we Yoruba Christians are down for Peter Gregory Obi

Moh247:
Like I said I hardly ever smoke... Infact I haven't smoked this year

But how is smoking part of Obituary supporters Campaign

As a confirmed Omoluwabi from igbesa, Ogun state I don't want Grandpa Tinubu to become President because he's going to institutionalize agberos nationwide.

jkpbestseries:
not a bad idea

are you also a smoker?

Moh247:
Crappy website you can do better

no worries, continue leading a bad lifestyle

Moh247:
I hardly smoke but is smoking a crime

check this out
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwi7o9KSguD5AhUbQ_EDHYj-A8UQFnoECBgQAQ&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.icirnigeria.org%2Ftinubu-illnesses-associated-with-shaking-hands%2F&usg=AOvVaw3O21bLV1KccrWs2GXLHk-F

Okoroawusa:
Fake news

check the link out
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwi7o9KSguD5AhUbQ_EDHYj-A8UQFnoECBgQAQ&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.icirnigeria.org%2Ftinubu-illnesses-associated-with-shaking-hands%2F&usg=AOvVaw3O21bLV1KccrWs2GXLHk-F

Moh247:



Tinubu is a smoker same as Buhari and Fashola... Obasasanjo drinks


.

Same with you too

May God save us from Emilokan

DispatcherLagos:
Tinubu represents everything bad in the society

hmmmm....

A patriotic middle aged Nigerian and Nurtw leader from Ondo State has opened a free Indian Hemp Joint In Support Of BAT/SHE movement for a prosperous and continous igbo-smoking rendezvous in Nigeria. The free Indian Hemp joint is located at Arigidi-Akoko opposite Ajiroke Technical High School, Ondo State. His free services is offered every evening's from Monday to Sunday.

Come one, Come all!
Tinubu lo'kan!