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Tech JobsRe: Scala/java/playframework.org/ Developer Needed To Partner by ThaGrinner: 3:59pm On May 23, 2012
I'm interested, however I feel as if you either don't know what exactly you are looking for in a prospective partner, or this endeavour of yours is absolutely massive!
ProgrammingRe: Programmers: Share Your Twitter Handle by ThaGrinner: 3:46pm On May 23, 2012
[url]twitter.com/#!/AmarettoAndCode/[/url] Scala, Play!, (and when I have time Haskell & Clojure!)
Tech JobsRe: Java Dev Available Immediately by ThaGrinner(op): 1:57pm On Apr 05, 2011
It's probably worth mentioning that I've done some iPhone work too and am currently tinkering with Android,
Tech JobsJava Dev Available Immediately by ThaGrinner(op): 12:03pm On Apr 05, 2011
Afternoon peeps,

I'm a UK based Java Developer looking to eventually move back to Nigeria. At the moment, however I'm looking to get the contract market for Nigerian businesses to help boost my local portfolio.

I'm very familiar with a number of frameworks and development methodologies:
[list]
[li]Spring Core[/li]
[li]Spring MVC[/li]
[li]Spring WebFlow[/li]
[li]Hibernate[/li]
[li]Scrum[/li]
[li]XP[/li]
[/list]
, to name a few.

I've worked with a number of investment banks over the years and also have done commercial training for the above and other technologies.

Like I said, I'm looking to get into the contract market as soon as possible. If anyone has questions or offers please do get in touch.

Thanks
RomanceRe: Did You Know That You Can Make Any Girl Crazy About You by ThaGrinner: 11:25pm On Jun 09, 2010
VHorizon, you're a bush man. In life, those that have, have no need to show the world.
RomanceRe: Tell Us How Many You Have Sampled by ThaGrinner: 11:23pm On Jun 09, 2010
I laugh at threads like this.

All you one-night-stand guys amuse me to no end.

I think your sex game sucks so bad, that no girl would be foolish enough to sleep with you again, which is why you have high numbers. If that's not the case, you've low self esteem, and require sex to 'prove your worth' to yourselves.

My 'count' is in the low double digits, simply cos I get 'repeat business' repeatedly,
RomanceRe: . by ThaGrinner: 11:17pm On Jun 09, 2010
Dude, Step up your game. Not for her sake, but for yours.

Like anything in life, to be successful, you need to 'study'.

Go on. Research the female body. Understand sensual stimulation and how to apply it. Learn that pre-intimacy shouldn't start in the bedroom, but hours before, in the way you communicate with women (talking, texting etc).

In my day I played A LOT. I'm too old for that now, but the skills I picked up will add to everything else that I am and (hopefully) make one very special lady out there very happy.

If you can't step up, leave her.

And send me her number,

(Sorry, couldn't resist. Just playin!! smiley)
ProgrammingA Shout Out: by ThaGrinner(op): 10:07pm On Nov 07, 2009
, to all on this site. Seems like a gem.

I didn't find a 'Welcome newbies' section, so I figured showing love to fellow developers is great place to start.

So a lil about me:


[list]
[li]Java Trainer for an IT services company within the UK. (fdmgroupdotcom)[/li]
[li]Dabbling with Scala a lil[/li]
[li]Dabbled with Objective-C a while ago[/li]
[li]Looking to live and work in Nigeria sometime soon[/li]
[/list]

Till next time.

*ThaGrinner raises his glass and Grins*

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