₦airaland Forum

This land is not for sale.. Trespassers will be sniped one time

Nyensom Wike is a Thug nigga
Heard he was once a drug dealer

He use to be a truckpusher but
Now he's guns are bigger

He carry weight like a mad truck
But now he's belly's bigger, what a bad luck!

He loves to hang at a strip club
Leaving his family home just to get twist up

S h i t suck, now he wanna get buck
Leaving the people of Rivers stick up

The treasure's getting ripped off
While he at a house party getting henne sipped up

You need to get up, flipped up
Before you get hit up

Nice write up from a former Wailer.

SeverusSnape:

how work Na?

Upon all him go still go write rubbish song

She looks like a black chicken.. Tasty.

SeverusSnape:
I'm not a fan of Saraki, But the double standard of APC SUPPORTERS is nauseating.

When Saraki decamped from the PDP and joined APC, He was hailed as a "progressive".

When he was going about campaigning for/with Saint Buhari, He was called a general of common sense. I remember him going to the Chatham house with Buhari to deliver one phony speech, and taking pictures.


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When he used looted funds from Kwara state to bankroll Buhari's campaign, he was called an agent of change.

When he delivered Kwara to APC, He was showered with praises and eulogies, "Hero of democracy" they called him.

But when he clinched the seat of Senate president against the wish of some power brokers like Tinubu the okpolo eyes, That's when they remembered he is a corrupt guy. All of una dey crase.

King of Wailers.. Nice write up!

Jadekitana:
Can you imagine? Every disappointment is indeed a blessing. While I was seriously sad about my Boss sending me on a yeye official errand I never knew I was gonna meet a very intelligent nairalander

I got to the firm and was told to wait at the reception that their Almighty boss was in a meeting with someone. I was there for over an hour and was getting really impatient when this tall handsome guy walked in. Think he came to Audit the firm cos the receptionist called him Auditor. He went to drop his bag and came back to gist with the ladies,he was very jovial.

After sometime he turned to my direction and was like "that frown isn't good at all" put a smile on your face,its too early in the day to be frowning like that. I didn't know when I shouted i'v been waiting here,i'm tired already. The next thing I heard was "Endtime tiredness" I was trying to recollect were I'v read that phrase then I remembered twas Nairaland. I became interested in the fellow instantly! No need beating around,i asked if he was a nairaland member,he said he's a guest but I didn't believe him. I suspect he's Thesonofmark though he had beards, full beards.

We gisted about the forum,romanceland especially! He said he doesn't visit romanceland, he only checks career,autos,celebrity and pet because of his dogs. The guy was neat,cute,jovial very very intelligent as we talked about auditing which I plan on getting a professional qualification in. I didn't release my contact because I suspect he's a popular guy here but doesn't wanna disclose that.

If you know you the Auditor I met this morning @ prince Amadi's firm in Oniru, I know you would see this either as a guest or member I don't care, you better be sincere so we can be friends. I still need to learn a lot about auditing from you and a lot of other things pm me! We can still meet at BLD on admiralty way, lunch is on me!

Twas me but I don't wanna post my pics here.. I will PM you later. And about the auditing stuff, don't worry, I will teach you everything you need to know just be patient.. Beware of these lie-lie Nairaland guys o

End Time Ban (ETB)

Smellymouth:
BACK AT THE ARMY BARRACKS ::::: When you are trying to find the right words to explain to the army why you re in possession of their uniforms..

n he'll be like "Na governor Wike send me message eh"

Na Wike guy

Dharniel:
the police are responsible for the accident.
WHY?
because police is involved...

Thank God there was no human casualties...

It may be them.. Because most a dem a shepkpe sippers

TippyTop:
Buhari has given cow herders carte blanche powers to own our roads.


Am sure in the next revised version of Saharareporters, the actual numbers of dead police men would be revealed. I hope am proved wrong.
Amaechi and Buhari sending police men to their graves since 1985.

You need a brain transplant quickly.

@Topic: thank God it's only cows that died.

OZAOEKPE:
saraki is to kwara state as amaeachi 'was' to rivers state, they will continue to persecute you sir, but one thing is sure and that is the youths of this country are solidly behind you.

Which youth? Tell the truth. If he's found guilty he should put on the cross like they did Christ

Sorry folks. I hope it won't happen again

refiner:
ask me again pls?

take it easy baby, no be fight Na.. Ok, how's your day?

dearpreye:
Does being handsome put food on one's table? We are talking about the current Governor of one of the most important Nigerian states.

the uglier, the duller

Weak-wack-wicked Wike.. The most ugly governor alive

refiner:
who dey drag her wif u?

mehn, you too no bad o. Wetin be DAT ur name sef?

Justeenaleo Na my babe o

H

He died by gunfires from a drive by I ride by, seen his ghost saying bye bye
There's heaven for a gangster, up in the sky high So why cry? Everybody gotta die
Say hi to all the dead homies for me Those that chose to go before me
This is the ghetto story.

no be only baby shower, Na baby tamba

Oya, na to come and bora(bleach) be that ni

Pure water na 2 naira here in sambisa

Ah Change has truly come. Unlike in the era of The Dullard, every Tom, Dick and Henry is allowed to move around with bombs and dollars strapped to they waistline.. Sai Baba Jare!

Freksy:
Ugly in form, fine in character.


Fine in form, ugly in character.

you smoke sawdust?

God know pagans a pray fi me gone home yea
Most high know mi no easy fi gone tho
Every time mi try fi do my best
Humbleness a di key love how time bless
Give dem di last wa mi have all when man Des
Dem waan shot fi bore my chest
But on to the from Zion….Zion
You every hot skull rely on
Through trouble and trial
All when life though like piece a iron
Mi praise you mi I Am
Obstacle could a big like a giant
Conker that like a Lion

Her p u s s y pretty like di buildings dem a Canada.. Plus she a luk like no gorilla..

Jah children beware addi pagan..

Lion. Tell the empty flat headed outgoing gorvernor