₦airaland Forum

hopefulLandlord:
You gave your life to a Jew who was killed using just three nails and some wood like they do common criminals at the time. A Jew that screamed and asked why his nonexistent dad forsook him lol. A Jew that only 2% of Israelis believe in and there are far more Jew Muslims than there are jew Christians. these are people whose ancestors lived during the time and saw this Jesus live and die but they don't believe he was dying for themthem
You, a Nigerian however, read from a book and concluded that 98% of the Jews are wrong because logic favours storytelling over experiencing something, Amirite? you must know Obasanjo more than the people living with and around him because you read Punch newspapers and check internet for news about him. Punch at least is a daily paper whereas bible was written centuries later

The worst part is the book you read and conclude on is a slavery endorsing book handed to your ancestors by their pink skinned slavemasters. a book that didnt even acknowledge your existence; or where in your Jewish mythology book called Bible is it written that Noah left israel, traveled down to the deep jungles of Africa to warn your forefathers of an impending "global" flood?

Wake up people

This one too deep Oo

Cursed

Agapeunit:
loool! Alright bro.

👊🏾

Thunder fire the cable

We go burn the cable!


You know how much I dey spend for better meal every time?

Agapeunit:
Doubtino thomas loool! Who dem come beat like low current wey need air for breathing? Loool!

Na WeWe

Rebuker:
Anything can happen bro. AJ is a great fighter and should never be talked down in that manner. As a matter of fact, I am rooting for him to win tonight.

Dem go beat AJ like say e thief gen for AJ

Chai, with bad news!

Una don comot from Anambra enter Adamawa


Make them check the suspect brain well

Na lie, e dey sweet

Abeg 330 with or without accommodation

Though I reside in the island, I'll still choose that, street wise

Two brothers fighting

NaWaoo!

So we can confidently say that IPOB drug traffickers and Tinubu the Drug Lord as they said are 5&6?

Who dey chawww all these foods? Alarm dey blow ooo

Abeg shey na Mr Tinubu and Ibu die?

Abi na Jagaban kill am

Nyem Miri


Give me Sweetwater, abi na sweet crude oyel

Yes Daddy


This is a religious war

Yes Daddy

franchasofficia:
lol


Thank God my kids have a second citizenship.


Because these kind of old, haggard looking political criminals aren't a good representation of smart, technology-driven Nigerians like me

muuuumuuuuu

StonedLex:
Unrelated.

*** Puffs joint***
I just felt I should tell someone who might need to hear this...
As we go through this biting economic conditions in this country, don't forget to always find happiness and solace in the little things around.

Thinking too much and blaming yourself for some decisions you made and some you should have gone with won't solve anything.

***Puffs joint***
Live your life a day at a time.
Smoke some good buds and hydrate appropriately. And don't forget to always mind your business.
Don't hate on someone when you need their help and they fail to help you.


You'll be fine in the end.

***Puffs joint***

Peace out

Ok, thanks 🙏🏾

*takes joint and puff** 🌬️

*Coughs*

"This one na Canada" 🌿


*Puffs again and again and again* 😁

[quote author= post=128733499]Every Terrible Bad News, Must Be Exposed In Anambra State, I, King Of BAD NEWS, will Publish Any Terrible News, Anywhere, AnyDay.[/quote], why you dey cover the suspect face. Expose the Bad woman face make we see

Ok

If so send me 1M make i use guide 8032 biyar biyu quattro uku abúó meji Opay

Put it in, take it out, putitinow

ddippset:
I wonder oohh

No be say I see one better chicken part or better fish.

That food isn't more than 1500 to 1700.

People go just come dey trowey lamba here anyhow


One large goat meat for Amoke Oge here in Ikoyi is sold at 1,200. So wetin you wan tell me ??

Shey na wetin be the problem now? 😲

Nazgul:
So I was hungry and decided to branch at restaurant to eat. I asked them for a plate, they told me ₦2,800. I told them to bring.

The food was impressive in size and quality. I ate to my satisfaction. But the price seemed a little on the high side.

Cc Mynd44 nlfpmod Dominique mukina2

Shut up and stop lying in public

That eba cost highest na 300 each, I never hear say dem dey sell egusi soup.. dat big for nothing Ponmo no fit pass 200, if e pass make I bend.

All that food no go pass 1500

What of my dear Litecoin?

RevenuesBoost:

how are you dear

Can you f u c k for freebies and 5 o clock

Now now I know say na two types of kponmo dey

We get kpomo and we get Ponmo

Contriman:
either u go open your own church make members dey contribute money give u or find work if not this period go hammer u

which work you dey do wehrey

You get church ?

Instead make you give am better sure link you dey yap am


Abeg I no fit shout for this hot sunny weather. Na Oniru Beach sure pass with coconut juice and DSP with lots of ice ⛱️

Let them remain in GH

We no do again

Cash Out 💰🤑

FalseProphet1:
Favor found me this morning as I was driving out to meet a client at my spiritual center.

Behold, this "Bush meat" was running towards me. Na him I march am.

See am! I don put am for Booth. Meat don sure for me today.

I enjoy doing the Lord's work.

All romancelanders are invited to have a taste of this divine Bush meat.

This I have seen.

I see this rat in spicy pot of pepper soup

I see a guy, prophet-like eating from this rat pepper soup 🍲

I see purge everywhere 😲

This I have seen