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This is sooo funny

Amazing

CountDracula:
.Sue me

haha. I think i'll pass

CountDracula:
Distance proposal... stand atleast 20feets from her and den propose

do you think you're funny?
If you have nothing to say .don't type at all

intergral:
wait till you play COD black ops 1 & 2..... Currently playing COD GHOST then COD advanced warfare......FARCRY 4 is kindda awesome..... And am playing the on ma pC by downloading...

looking forward to it bro. Hope its up to my expectations

Played the latest battlefield 4, and I can say even on ps3 it looks amazing.
Battle field wins in term of graphical superiority and cinematics while cod win in story telling.
I can tell you I was hooked on the modern warfare series for about 3 years. Replayed and replayed campaign missions . Simply amazing story telling

Lmao

richommie:




my own ugliness no be for nl at all.
even satan dey reject me..he talk ..ma face na im worst nightmare.
I dey fear to dey approach gals. .but base on how d matter be..(ma no talk sha)
..e get dis fyn bae wey dey my department...oh men..she carry front and back ..come package join. .she fine die...and me ugly die.
..I go approach dis bae... ..but before I go...I first go reason wit my guys em...my guys dem come dey hail..me...dey tell me say...(guy dis babe go accept u)
only dis ur nike canvas...go make her die for u..
my head come dey swell..
I come mumu..carry ma "worwor face" go approach her...as un_coded guy wey I be...
I come close to am ..come begin.."hello baby"...
my answer ...come wit slap.

no be even d slap pain me...wetin pain me pass be say.."dis qirl slap me finish..come buy satchet water..dey wash her hand.
one of her frnd come ask. . .wit der oyibo phonetics
"Jessica wotcha doin wit dis"

she come say"OMG DURH!!! I slapped dis orangutan...Omg..he's so disqustin. . .am scared of virus..gosh..ebola is real.

for wey I.dey ..I.won begin cry... ...
well it's not easy to be ugly.
am proud of it
#team ugly
#YOLO

if I hear sey u ugly reach me eeehhhh, hi get this girl wey fine die, me I resemble goat, I go approach am o, na so she just pour me water for my face, she tell me Sey make I go find my goat wife

First page

Same issue here

Okay

Wow

Nice bro

No one is acceptable, they are both repulsive

BigVeinyDick:
I want a gf but I don't know where to look.I hardly see anyone I like please advice me.

bro, they are all around you, don't wait for the 'right moment', cos there usually really isn't any,
GO out and approach girls, learn how to, it's not hard, before u know it, u'l have more girlfriends u can handle

When I approach a girl, there literally nothing in my head. I guess u can say I'm spontaneous, there's not topic that's not good enough as long as you say it with enough enthusiasm and believe that you're saying is the shiiiit. Trust me, I've done this a lot of times
Typical me

Me: hello miss(to get her attention)
Her: typical naira girl looking like she's uncomfortable (just ignore that and be positive, make sure u smile while meeting her to give a warm feeling)

Me: I was going Uptown, then I spotted you, and I thought to be a little social, Hi, I'm thavik, who are you (with your best sexiesssst smile)

Herr: Amara (usually one word answers at this point, depending on the girl, but I'm telling you how to talk to the girls u'l usually meet)

Me: Amara, eish, reminds me of this girl in secondary school, we used to call chalk eater, she did eat chalk (smile) this particular day, I think she had had enough of our bullsssshit, but then I didn't know and kept on calling her that, you know what she did to me? (ask her)
Her: no

Me: she punched me and I got knocked out, hope you are not like that (then act as if u want to hide from her, cos she might want to punch you, this is just you being funny and showing that u are a fun guy)

Her: haha, don't worry I won't punch you yet, (the cool girls will reply like this, while those average ones will be like 'hahaha' and wait for u to continue)

Me: thank God, cos I just came out of the hospital, u know I get punched a lot by Amaras

Her: haha, ur actually funny

Me:I know, u too,(give her high five, she will most likely respond cos she wants to play along)

You see, just have fun with yourself and she will he drawn to you

Lol, nice, just that it doesn't work

Purehuman:
That's one thing I'm really trying to check. This caller called thrice, I was there when she called.

I don't want to sense mischief somewhere, that's why I'm careful about it.

well you could also try calling the caller yourself to see who the person is

I think you should check if your girlfriend is being honest about the so called mystery caller

All true

Ure not looking in the right places hon

Its a lie, I was there, there was no booing of any sort

andysnoopy:
You know see wetin i dey see?? The formings for NL don too much. Anyway blame the dude wey decide to fall him hand.

no mind that guy, like sey anything go come from this useless thread

EroticAngelina:
just Nairaland friends.

what is this one feeling like,, abeg park well joor

Joshpet1:
exchanging abusive words is never d solution ..
Gonna pretend as if no one posted

kk

For me i make girls that play hard to get look replaceable example; invited a girl to watch a movie in my house

Me: hey come see a movie with me
Her: where
Me:on the moon
Her:realy?
Me:No silly, my room
Her:sorry no
Me:k!

Then i continued chatting like nothing happened, meanwhile I invited another girl over, she accepted ,

Her:enjoy your movie
Me:thanks hon, we will
Her:we?
Me:yea, called someone else after you, she's on her way
Her:really? So you wanted a party
Me:lol, no, but now that uve said it, might not be a bad idea
Her:lol, yea?
Me:gotta go hon, goodnight

Saw this girl the next day, she was all over me, being nice and crap, I was like see this one mtcheeww

I fought your mum yesterday

Love ko loveth ni abegi where is my charger