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rafo200:
I scored 260 can I get medicine and surgery in ui

docky22:
When you lift the phone you say hello… Do you know what is the real meaning of Hello ..? It is the name of a girl..! Yes and Do you know who is that girl…? "Margaret Hello” She was the girlfriend of Graham Bell who invented telephone.. Graham Bell’s first word on his phone after his invention was “Hello”.

That practice of starting the call with Hello still continues. One can forget the name of Graham Bell but not his girlfriend, that is love.!

Source: http://www.emmyloaded.com.ng/ever-imagined-reason-say-hello-see-facts/

RB007:
The Cheapest thing you've seen someone do?......I have seen→↓



...A so called "BIG GIRL" taking selfies with a parked HUMMER JEEP in my estate



.... Guy's taking pictures with expensive bottles of Champagnes​ in a liquor store





...A SLAYQUEEN on campus lending her friends YELLOW HANDBAG just because she wants to wear "To MATCH"


Share yours

softwerk:
This one should not be confused by our young ones as a role model even in a utopic world devoid of morals

You keep bleeping without a condom all because you have the money to pay child support

2face tried it and eventually regretted! Small rich BOY without SENSE

Tokziby:
It is finished!!!
Side chicks are no longer ashamed or scared of being called out.
Our moral values are dead and buried. Things that we usually stigmatized has become the norms of our society but something has definitely not changed with them, which is the law of nature. Whatever u sow, u shall reap. Karma is an effing b*tch, what goes around comes around. One day she will get married and history will surely repeat itself. Or maybe not, she will become a permanent tissue, use and dump!

Goodluck to ur sorry life, homewrecker. A lai nitiju omo ale jati jati. She even has the guts to enter another woman's room and probably have s*x on her matrimonial bed.

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goingape1:
this is a bloody lie
all company guard their production secret from other company to copy!

the one you just see are probably on how it is made (just the surface production)

no company is stvpid enough to just show how them made there stuff to the public!

if it is being so, Chinese would have made many copies of Tesla car.

haven't you heard of company espionage

you need to deepen you knowledge woman!

Burgerlomo:
And one mumu guy will go on his knees to propose to this gal wey don use her puna do experimental finish

Idydarling:
here's my story op....



same thing happened to me .. i think i was 12 or 13 then, i had just started becoming aware of boys, he came to the church during the holidays, he was 18, his sister 16, he was fair and lanky, from the moment I laid my eyes on him.... wow, my heart did a double take, how could someone be so perferct, so adorable, thats my man, i yearned for him, i became so self conscious, didn't talk to him that first week, luckily for me, the cousin they came to stay with was my friend, i made her my best friend, went to their house frequently just so i could look at him, i never missed any weekly children's program if i know he'd be there, started talking and becoming very friendly with his friends (which i ignored b4), i fantasized about him every night, daydreamed him doing the do to me every free chance i get in the afternoon, at a point anyone whose name rhymes with his becomes my friend (male or female) there was a day i trekked to the cousin's house after 9pm just so i could take a look at him only for me to hear (from my hideout) that they had travelled the day back, wow! i was shattered, sulked round my hus with my mood swings my mum even noticed (even suspected), i treated everyone with disdain, how can the love of my life travel without me and u people are still breathing... it was that bad.... fastforward 3 to 4 years later, and I'm in my teen (16 yrs to be precise) he came back again and i met him outside the church premises, this time i was fuller, taller and knew one or two things, immediately i laid my eyes on him, i was like WHAT??!!! NO, IT CAN'T BE; I had become taller than him, more matured and more sophisticated (was even wearing heels), he on the other hand was as before, no improvement from the boy i knew, less handsome (in my eyes) still dressed as before, nothing!!! mehn! the scale fell off my eyes( literally) the huge crush gone, the he-can-do-no-wrong gone! and i was left feeling empty; From that day i learnt to look before leaping when it concerns matters of the heart, sorry for the epistle... I'm sharing this for the first time.

Xensity:
@bolded, If the perception of perfection is purely subjective, how then did you infer the inherent perfection in the default design of humans and that of nature? Aren't you just contradicting yourself?

xedyl:
Happy new year Nairalanders.


Is there a thing like "perfect" in Humans??


What makes a perfect being if there is any


Does perfection exist in relationship??


From this angle, is there anything like perfect in Humanity?

I need answers biko.

Kalatium:
It is a known fact that ugly girls marry earlier than the pretty ones. Ugly girls are mostly humble and are very clingy when a handsome guy is interested in them.

To me I think the main reason is the fault of those pretty girls . They will be doing Shakara for suitors but when they reach 30 years they will become sisters, start attending church programmes and singing in choir, prayer Warriors etc.
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I remembered when we were kids, we had a rich man who parked newly to our street. He had 2 beautiful daughters and all we do was to try to approach this girls, he was always not happy when he sees his daughters with us,and then, he prevented them from coming outside (they were mostly indoors) . In order to chase us away, the man bought police dogs to his house with the inscription (Beware of police dog)
The most surprising thing is that now that his children are grown up, and no body has the liver any more to enter his house even when they no longer have police dog. I saw the inscription (One day chick is sold here).
I began suspecting maybe it's because guys are no longer approaching his daughters when they are now matured.
"
This is what I think is the cause of late marriage of pretty girls.

Tell us other reasons you think is the cause of this?

fairlyusedbra:
My uncle girlfriend brother niece aunty friend was at the cross over night today, so when it was 12 midnight she jumped up and shouted happy new year, what we saw was shocking, immediately she jumped up, her bra fell down but when we tried to look further we discovered that she wore another bra, two bra's asin two bra's, so we did not see anything, even though we were disappointed, we did not give up sha, so we later did the final praise and worship and some hot prayers and thats all...

Macelliot:
My power bank drains rapidly. Charging it takes up to 6 hours, but reverse is the case when using it. Doesn't even last up to an hour.
So I decided to open it. Alas! What I saw was alarming.

I opened it and saw four blue-coated cells. Two was connected, but the other two wasn't.

Worried why the other two wasn't connected, so I took one and broke the blue-coat, then opened it.
Alas! The cell was filled with sands.

Pics below.

StupidYorubaFool:
I've got issues with jealousy...
I've lost countless of girls because of my jealous life..
I don't like it when I see my girl with a male except her brother, even though it's her cousin she should try as much as possible to stay away from him

FuckyourMama:
Why "to be continued" ur data finish?

Thavik:
Well, since for some reason I am being offered a lot of money to shoot my best friend. I think that would be the luckiest thing to ever happen to me. Nothing in the terms of agreement seems to say anything about me killing him. So I would discuss the situation with him, get him to agree, then I would shoot his upper thigh, giving him a flesh wound. Then we split the money

Juliet11111:
Being single rocks . No PMS pls cos I ain't searching.

swemzkid:
Girls always complain i am borin yet am not..
If they come to my house i offer them refreshments...they say "am bored" i give them my pics to look at...dey say "put film" i want to put a little romantic film but they kick against it, that they dont want sex scenes so i put random movie, few munites into watching they complain that the film is borin...they start complaining of heat i put on my fan and open the windows they start complaining they will soon go but never make a move of going...when they finally go and i call they say am over dull and borin and i should never invite her over again...pls my people watin i dey always do wrong to deserve such treatment from girls

olumide81:
Yes....keep ur ideas, it would be better used when u are alone, get the message and forget the carrier

joeacatara:
Am 24 years old and still single for over a 18 months now, i broke up with my girlfriend earlier last year and since then my social life crumbled, all my efforts on getting another girlfriend had been failing,am a graduate,run a small business which is booming and am very comfortable i have my own car.but the problem is that am very bad waking up to a lady because am a very shy guy
I believe getting a girlfriend should be easier especially for me because am tall,muscular and light in completion and financially ok but getting a girlfriend is difficult ,due to this situation my starvation for sex has become high to an extent that i think of is sleeping with any girl that comes my way, the highest intimacy with them is just kissing and smooching after them is either they loose interest in me or the other way round.
After all the fail attempt to get a girlfriend and months without sex (close to year now) i decided to go for another alternative which is prostitute,after all no need of wooing or going to cinemas,buying ice cream even late nite calls thus all they are after is money they dont need all that.So last month went to a club house hooked up with prostitute of my choice,she agreed on overnight then we headed straight to my apartment around 1am,around 1;30 started smooching not sex i was very relieved that at last, but to my greatest surprise my hard penis went down (relaxed) when we were about to have sex,the girl told me to relaxed my self about 30 min which i did, soon my penis was charged again and when we were about to do it same time happen,on the long run we did nothing,i paid in morning and she left
Deep down i know am not an impotent so 2days later i decided to get another prostitute and same thing happened. Right now am very worried not because of sex but i felt have been marked(cursed by some1) please i need a candid advice am not trying to impress any girl (with car or other thing)but its becoming worse day by day fantasizing on any girl that comes my way imagining having sex with them.

that is my story please i need a candid advice, no insult pls,and please forgive me of my spelling mistakes or blunder thank you