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Skimpledawg:
Neto, see small pikin wey you fit born

StarchAndBanga:
Tottenham were really poor mehn.. Amorim went defensive too early else they would have won this game easily

Starch and Banga really?

andrewbaba44:
Not Chelsea fault they didn’t buy osimhen sha ,due to their new wage rules

But the dis respect wey chelsea fans give osimhen no be here

What do you mean by that?

airmark:
Osimhen - 3 goals.

The day their jakujaku Jackson go score UCL hatty, my moniker no go rest from Lordfalcao and his gang.

Somebody on FB said instead of Chelsea to buy the full chicken (osimhen), they rather went to buy De-Lap...

DMCA:
I Just d imagine say I dey high school with any person wey him mama get knack tape.
the person fit reason rope and sniper

buygala:
This is arising from a thread which recently hit frontpage regarding a guy who outlined how he spends less than 80k monthly to maintain his "girlfriend"...Off the bat, I think the guy got a very good deal, considering he is sleeping with her regularly ...

Considering how much it will cost him to engage hook-up girls for say 3 times a month to release sperm/tension which also services his prostate, he has a good deal with the girl..

Going by what he said, he spends less than 80k monthly on her ...That's quite a good deal for sex-on-demand... That's a reasonable vagina retainer I guess

Only problem he might have is if he self-deceives himself into believing he is the only one retaining the vagina...As long as one doesn't mislead oneself into thinking he alone possesses such vaginas, a man will be fine until he gets married and more priorities enter the equation.

Contrary to popular opinion and the now rampant "Gehgeh" school of thought, I think having a girlfriend is a cheaper way to have sex, as opposed to hook-up...At least I know that in Abuja, ordering hook-up is at least 50k per night...can go up to 500k or more of you go looking for the very "classy" ones....That's unless you wanna go scraping the slimy bottom of the prostitution barrel like the menopausal or "slightly obviously sick" ones

If one avoids the expensive and everly needy women, and most especially those "no-sex" women, while going for "naive" or "cheap" girls who one can sleep with regularly under the pretence of "love and dating" , one will be getting a far better sex deal financially compared to having to order hook-up ever so often.

And I think it's quite a misconception that sex is overrated for men....Regular sex helps keep the mind sharp and as a matter of fact which has been medically proven, sex leading to regular ejaculation keeps men's prostate healthy...and we all need our prostate healthy, don't we?

Long story short...Men need regular sex if not for anything, for its health benefits..and the world is such that sex hardly ever comes for free ...You can choose the "Gehgeh" way of not ever giving women money, and masturbate yourself into total loss of erection, or until your penis skin peels off...Or you can be more reasonable by cutting your coat according to your cloth and get sex while "being in love" .

Can you help me locate that topic, I've been searching for it to no avail.

[quote author=noobody post=137340746][/quote]Hello Mr Noobody


I saw a phone I would like to buy on Facebook but the seller lives in Lagos mile 2 to be exact while I live in Warri, Delta State.


He doesn't accept POD. So I don't know if I could send you the money and you would be able to purchase it on my behalf .

SlavaUkraini:
By the time you turn to Juventus, dem go beg any suitors to see the list for free...

The old lady?

airmark:
So what will stop them from winning since they have the best defence?



Na Ogogoro dey drive your posts?

BlueRayDick:
😂😂😂

Everybody get who dem put for mind as dem dey watch their team meskafor

Trevor012:
Loser don drop explanation wey no one ask for

emmanuelewumi:
Just imagine what you just said.


When was the last time the pipeline was used for the transportation of petrol? What about blasting of the pipelines for bunkering

If not for bunkering, that would be the cheapest and safest mode of transport in the long run.

lacicrips:
Too low.

Price isn't bad for the specs bro.


Let me take it out of your hands

Akindoubleyou:
Samsung A22 64g /4g
Xiaomi redmi 9 64/4g
Huawei p smart z 64g/4 +1
Fold 5 1.5
Xiaomi redmi 9 64g /4g


08108855813

A22 how much?

Seriously interested

lacicrips:
Lenovo Chromebook
15.4 inches
Touchscreen
128gb ssd
4gb ram
USB type c
9hrs battery
N150k

80k?

Seriously interested

ultravires:
Luxury Drinking Glass Mug With Silicone Sleeve
Available in different colors.
big size 450ml (#4500)
Small size 350ml (#3500)

Location is Lagos but we can deliver nationwide

Hello I'm interested

Jamiuokolaa:
Raumdeuter, why is FLOPian Wirtz currently operating in Binary codes of 0's and 1's?

Smartworkfx2:
Samsung chromebook

4g RAM and 16g ssd

Very clean

12.5 inches screen.

Just 55k

Call or WhatsApp 0703-0000-416

Video is available

30k?

francisisking:
Samsung galaxy a12 for sale 75k
4gb and 64gb
Available for sale

Location?

Location?
Location?

Omayie:
Coverall
10k
Size large
2 units AC Fan 5k/1
And mini Fan 2K

Coveralls still available?

emmaodet:
@ the bolded .....while it is good, it is not sustainable nor good enough in today's economic climate.
The question is, how much will family and friends be able to give you if you are out of job to sustain and float you back? most times not enough. Person wey give you 50k today, you don't expect to come back in 2/3 months time.
If family gather money and send to your wife as medical bill to support maybe 200k when hospital says you should deposit 500k, don't expect any from them again because they all have bills to pay.
You are old? how long do you expect them to keep feeding you?
The best system still remains to have as low kids as you can, both husband and wife working, enrole in insurance and pension as a better safety net option.
For example, i have a life insurance of 20k per month i am running. If something happens to me, they give my wife 12m. That is far far better than what family will give her as contribution, maybe 300k. You don't need to do that much. For a low income earner, a 5k life insurance will go alongway for them too, that should be about 3m.
Education insurance? for your kids incase the principal dies. It own't keep them out of school nor put the burden on extended family who may not continue the education or put them in local govt. schools.
A 5k eduinsurance will give your wife 250k yearly support for a kid and a lumpsum of 2.5m after 10 years to help run the child in govt uni in absence of principal.
Health insurance ? 60k per year for a family of 5 is okay for NHIS but you have to use it in govt hospitals and health centers for the low income earners instead of burdening struggling extended family.
Middle income earners can go for 230k for private HMOs like axa mansard and others that you can use for private hospitals.
It is all about awareness, careful planning and dedication.
Pension? a 20k per month pension between both partners over a 30 years period will give 70m naira if you start working in 30 and retires 60 years. to
For a low income earner, that is a huge money. Withdraw that 70m pension and lock in a bond at 20% per annum, that person will be getting 1.2m every blessed month.
It is all about awareness bro.
This system is far better than relying on family safety net that is not sustainable

Please how did you make your calculations?

pocohantas:
When you make money, find one young girl and marry. She sef would dump her 400L boyfriend and marry you. You are only crying here because na your hand them break. 15yrs from now your tone would change. Except of course you don't make money to make settling down easier and more desirable. Your anger would be x500.

DenreleDave:
Size

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DenreleDave:
Please patronize and get best prices that fits your budget..

Can you get me this?

Android17:
Liverpool fans may not admit it but they miss TAA badly. TAA was instrumental in ball-progression and buildup. But people focused too hard on his defending. Bradley was awful in the 1st half in the buildup. He was hooked off at half time. Konaté is looking clumsy this season. Can't pass to save his life. Frimpong is deficient as a RB - better as a RWB but equally maladroit in buildup. So Slot moved Szobo to play RB with overlapping duties and Graven replaced Konaté.

Additional reasons why they were relatively poor in possession.

Worthy mention: Diaz as LW who was aggressive at 1 v 1s and had mad gravity is now playing for Kompany.

If I'm Slot, I'll be worried. Very.

I agree with you 💯

Skimpledawg:
"Shake am, wataa wataa yansshh"

Our coach run 4 - 40




2 - 1

Lexusgs430:
Devices plenty...... 😂

This is the essence of pre delivery advertising.... 😁😂

Yes, true but how wish it was S22 Ultra for that price 🥺

Lexusgs430:
Samsung S21 ultra would be available for sale, from 10th November, 2025.....

In excellent condition + dual sim

128GB

380K....

08180134422 - WhatsApp only

Let me save up for this.



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Jamiuokolaa:
You no get one iota of forgiveness in your body

Cant blame you though - assuming Jackson later came good, your body parts would be littered all over the thread

Them for matchet you to pieces

nepapole:
Wetin I wan use "look 15 years younger do" ?

That's the most useless door there