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Jokes EtcRe: Funny Short Jokes That Will Make Your Day! by Thazard(m): 7:14am On Mar 04, 2025
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Foreign AffairsRe: "Show Respect": Trump, US VP In Fiery Exchange With Zelenskyy Over Russian War by Thazard(m): 7:10am On Mar 04, 2025
favor914:
Ukraine done enter one chance, bus driver Biden done retire, conductor Zelenskyy has to find a way to reach Ojuelegba.
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Thazard(m): 5:13pm On Mar 02, 2025
andrewbaba44:
Chelsea don sign evangelist on a Sunday
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Thazard(m): 9:22am On Mar 02, 2025
Ballzproblem2:
https://x.com/TheChelseaSpot/status/1895987424205160764?t=Xg5ihT9xcWTzDXOMTjlx0Q&s=19

Estevao golazo ,we can't afford to Bleep this boy development.
Omoor x10.


That's ridiculous.


What the hell!
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Thazard(m): 9:55pm On Mar 01, 2025
Menclothing1:
Automatic Patek doesn’t use battery 58k
Chronograph active version 38k
Cartier leather and chain 29k
Fully box watch

Payment on delivery


We sell all categories of watches just send pics to dm and get it delivered
How much is the one in the second picture?
CrimeRe: Deadly Meal: How Mischievous Drug Users Lace Friends’ Food With Marijuana by Thazard(m): 6:53am On Mar 01, 2025
MadPolitician:
This has become so rampant. It was not so many years ago. People don't know that most of these gals you see roaming aimlessly in the streets and passers-by will tell you that some yahoo boys "dropped them off and ran away after using them for juju", were ladies who used these drugs. Maybe they took a lot. Maybe the effects took too long to wear off and the Yahoo boys panicked and dumped them there. Because of our superstitious beliefs, people tend to blame everything on juju thereby letting those responsible off the hook.
You may be right.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Thazard(m): 7:55pm On Feb 28, 2025
popizaino:
Cool story.


Drogba in Chelsea - 4 epl titles in 8 Seasons

Salah at Liverpool - 2 epl titles in 8 seasons.

Until 2 becomes greater than 4. Drogba has done more for Chelsea than Salah did for Liverpool. EOD.
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CareerRe: I Just Collected The First Salary Of My Career by Thazard(m): 1:15pm On Feb 28, 2025
spartachico:
First salary syndrome... E dey sweet cus I remember when I made my first 1million many years ago.. I withdraw everything and took a picture with it and returned it back to my account... Feels good
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PoliticsRe: Made-in-Nigeria helicopter set to fly soon – NASENI by Thazard(m): 11:44am On Feb 27, 2025
Forumites:
The first pilot to fly this should be insured.
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Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Thazard(m): 10:26am On Feb 27, 2025
iammarvellux:
No sir. Thanks for checking in
Can you help me find this exact type?
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Thazard(m): 8:14pm On Feb 26, 2025
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Thazard(m): 8:11pm On Feb 26, 2025
The Bosnian basketball player Nihad Đedović and Swedish football star Zlatan Ibrahimović look very similar, even to the point where they almost share the same height.

Since both are of Bosnian origin, let's remember when a journalist asked Nihad Đedović if there was any family relation between them. • Nihad jokingly replied, "I don't know, but what I do know is that my father never traveled to Sweden (meaning he never met Zlatan's mother)." • When Ibrahimović heard this, he responded: "It's true that Dedović's father never traveled to Sweden, but what's also true is that my father traveled to Bosnia many times."


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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Thazard(m): 7:21pm On Feb 26, 2025
What a team!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Thazard(m): 7:08pm On Feb 26, 2025
Cole

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Thazard(m): 7:03pm On Feb 26, 2025
nateevs:
I fell short of saying this yesterday. He did count leg at some point and lost a glorious chance but overall, I can see him working in that role as a very credible option.
Yes I remember that moment. He wanted to play the ball with his right leg but he couldn't.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Thazard(m): 7:01pm On Feb 26, 2025
hensben:
Can’t you see he is taunting the fans with his celebration.
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Thazard(m): 7:01pm On Feb 26, 2025
andrewbaba44:
Make e no celebrate again ?

Na wa for you
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Thazard(m): 7:00pm On Feb 26, 2025
hensben:
See this shameless guy celebrating a goal against 20th team.
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PhonesRe: How Much Does It Cost To Change An Iphone 14 Screen? by Thazard(op): 6:38pm On Feb 26, 2025
Homeboiy:
Incell 250k

GX 400k
Please explain more.

I don't understand.
PhonesHow Much Does It Cost To Change An Iphone 14 Screen? by Thazard(op): 11:31pm On Feb 25, 2025
Please guys I would like to enquire on the cost of changing iPhone 14 screen

Or perhaps the cost of selling the remaining part of the phone like that.
EducationRe: Is Nairaland A Good Forum? by Thazard(m): 1:07pm On Feb 25, 2025
christejames:
30k to sell your conscience is not money bro!
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Thazard(m): 12:55pm On Feb 25, 2025
bisqit:
They got receiveaway instead
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TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Thazard(m): 11:46am On Feb 25, 2025
When you see a good movie, you would know from the first episode.


Day of the Jackal 8.0/10

Every episode was wonderful. Unlike overhyped shits like

Breaking bad

The Originals e.t.c
PetsRe: Lion Found In Abuja, Kept As Pet (Video) by Thazard(m): 7:58pm On Feb 23, 2025
Firstcitizen:
The Lion is the one raising and rearing him as a pet meal not the other way round. grin

The Ekuke na bonus grin
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PetsRe: Lion Found In Abuja, Kept As Pet (Video) by Thazard(m): 7:57pm On Feb 23, 2025
SAMBARRY:
Smh una wan follow oyinbo dey do woke.i hope you know oyinbo get emergency and developed medical facilities in case of any animal mauling but here in naija you go just die throwaway if the lion decides to use you do lunch
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PetsRe: Lion Found In Abuja, Kept As Pet (Video) by Thazard(m): 7:56pm On Feb 23, 2025
RealityKings1:
See as that dog dey misbehave grin
that dog is lucky the cub is yet to discover it's talent, if not that dog would be barking instead of playing
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PetsRe: Lion Found In Abuja, Kept As Pet (Video) by Thazard(m): 7:54pm On Feb 23, 2025
madridguy:
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After person don chop belleful, na to dey look for problem.
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RomanceRe: What's The Weirdest Thing Your Partner Or Friend Asked You To Buy? by Thazard(m): 7:50pm On Feb 22, 2025
Samantha125:
For me it has to be back in high school when I was in grade 11, this other guy who was doing his senior year heard me talking about how my parents had sent me on an errand to go and buy something from the nearest pharmacy after school... We were familiar with each other even though we weren't close.

He then came to me and asked if he could give me some money to buy him some pills from the pharmacy, I didn't see anything wrong with it... He wrote down the name of the pills just to be sure I wouldn't forget it... The name of the pills was "Rocky".

I got to the pharmacy and asked for Rocky pills and the cashier gave me this weird look and started interrogating me, she called the pharmacist and they requested for my ID card, but I didn't have an ID card at that time and I was still under 18, I had to lie with a straight face about my age and about how I forgot it at home, but I told them the pills weren't mine... They had to explain to me what they were used for and after some time, they eventually sold them to me.

This guy basically sent me to buy him some dick enlargement pills and I was a 16 years old minor while he was an 18 years old adult... I was so pissed, I didn't even say a word to him, I just gave him his pills the following day and left.
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Technology MarketRe: Acer Chromebook 14 For Sale In Dutse, Jigawa For 55K. by Thazard(m): 10:40am On Feb 20, 2025
ZenitsuX:
You can do better, Chief.
Unfortunately, my budget isn't much
Forum GamesRe: Logically Who Would Come Out Alive From These Four? by Thazard(m): 10:11am On Feb 20, 2025
pansophist:
I place my bet on the gorilla.

Gorilla is such a formidable beast that all its body is muscle. Bites from the other creatures will do nothing more than a bodily injury to it. Also, a silverback's neck area is well-insulated with thick muscle, so a lion can't kill it by biting off his throat like it normally does with prey animals.

Who even put the snake there? The snake will just be trampled on, and it's over. A well-aimed jump on the head by the gorilla is enough to send it to its grave.

The only fight I can see here is between the grizzly bear and the gorilla. The grizzly is not as aggressive, ferocious, strong, huge, and agile as the gorilla. The grizzly mouth is just to eat, it's not a weapon.

Grizzly will only use its claw as a weapon to fight, it is an adaptative feature due to its environment. Gorillas are like humans, they can use tools. The Gorilla can use the snake as a belt and flog the shit out of the bear.

The gorilla vs grizzly fight will be so bloody, that death is not enough. I promise you that the bear will not only die, but his eyes, nose, and jaw will also be torn up like firewood. The bear's neck will be dislocated like a broken biscuit bone, and his testicles will be torn off like paper.

Bear only slap, scratch, and beat, while a gorilla can do all that and also jump, give gorilla blows, pound, kick, carry, push, and many more. Gorilla is basically a fighting machine.


Go search youtube and look for a gorilla running from a fight. Never. They always fight to the death. But even tiny cats like mountain lions do scare away bears. Bears are fearful creatures if you will stand your ground.

But you are pissing a gorilla off if you will not evacuate immediately. The Marvel fictional character named incredible hulk was motivated by the nature of the gorilla. The more angry a gorilla gets, the more powerful it becomes. Gorrila is pure evil, run away from them.
Applaudusé!


Well analysed.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Thazard(m): 8:30am On Feb 20, 2025
Jamiuokolaa:
Gvardiol never break him ankle so? undecided
See 'commoting'.

Chupo - mouting


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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Thazard(m): 8:19am On Feb 20, 2025
airmark:
Are you saying Raumdeuter's Fraudiola was overrating himself like many of you have been doing for years? grin

When a coach used a 19 year old defender, Tchouameni as CB and Valverde as right back to disgrace Fraudiola at Ettihad, the only tenable reason for not doffing your hat for such coach, is because you are 'handicapped'.
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