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Gucciboy:
I want to use this special opportunity to solicit for urgent prayers for one of our own,brother James. He's fast becoming a spectator and a forgotten footballer.

He's enjoying cool money without breaking a sweat. He can be jailed at this point as a thief without trial.

stagger:
The only things that will make a soldier steal ammo is: ROBBERY or SUPPLYING BANDITS. 4 magazines? 120 rounds of AK-47 ammo? No naa!

Either he is a supplier or a participant, like one Corporal in NAF some years back that was supplying robbers in Kaduna.

You see why AK-47 is a preferred rifle in the fronts? Unlike the American M-16, you can easily pick up an AK-47 magazine from a fallen soldier and insurgent, and clip it into your piece if you are out of ammo and you are good to go. Commandeer and reissue india mike mike.

Doesn't the M-16 function that way too?

DiskJokeyManic:
I don nack 2 odds..... 1 suppose com if PSG go get sense....😎😎😎😎😎😎

Abeg if it comes through, you fit help me with small thing?

I'm really broke at this moment.

Please....

DiskJokeyManic:

Guy you dey hot.


Greenluck.

Olise wan tear goalkeeper pant.

SPF247:
Number?

Received.

Thank you very much Sir


I wish you GREENLUCK.

SPF247:
Number?

08168709726
MTN

Thank you very much

Thazard:
Bro please help me with data.


Please.

Oyewale0001

Tojahh

Please could you help out?

ispreloaded:
lol

Bro please help me with data.


Please.

NobleStag007:
Was the vault interesting

7.0/10

pu7pl3:
Go back and watch that Breaking Bad that you left in episode 3

Sorry, I've deleted it.

NobleStag007:
Merlin

Funny thing is that this afternoon I was searching movie box for movies to download and I thought about going through Merlin's tale again but I saw another movie 'The Vault' which I downloaded and I just forgot about Merlin.

NaijaMemes:
Deadpool and Wolverine- 9.9/10

It came, it saw, it delivered.

Cameos- 9.9/10
Action- 9.9/10
Jokes- 9.9/10
Soundtrack- 9.9/10

The movie delivered as promised. You get Deadpool and Wolverine bouncing off each other. The plot was able to tie-in both the previous Marvel universe films and TV shows (ehem, Loki) while keeping it simple.

The writers for this movie deserve praise.

DC fans, hide yourself in SHAME!!!


In other news, I think Madonna is a good sign for me and movies. My favourite movies always have a Madonna song- Die Another Day, Snatch, and now Deadpool & Wolverine.

Deadpool - 2.5/10


Ryan Reynolds is a silly actor. The funny thing is that I love him in other movies but Deadpool?


Nah . He overdo his jokes.


Even the action's wack.

Thazard:
I can't believe I wasted 7gb to download breaking bad all because I want a thrilling crime story after watching money heist.


Still on S1 E3 but mhen I can't continue.

Since then,. I've watched;

Money Heist - 8.0

Prison break - 9.5

Game of thrones - 8.0 ( I just finished this one yesterday.



Please can you recommend any awesome series for me pleaseeee

BareFacedLies:
Ignore that guy, he's one of the professional beggers we have on this forum and he has nothing to offer you.

He'll just expand your pússy for nothing

kasim155:
Hmmmm the headline was a bit scaring

Please someone should help me with data.

MTN 08168709726

Gadafii:
Na that old mama wey seize 3 kala muzz me pass 😂😂

Followed by the one that was carried by A lion like an aeroplane😢😭🤣

Even the hypeman shouted "heyyyy" 😢

Some clients are terrible people.

After all struggles,to give him his profit turns into a real problem


https://www.facebook.com/share/r/FyULCWt9tEFy3XPv/?mibextid=oFDknk

Jamiuokolaa:
Lmao

See as dem delete Deligt for there

NnamdiN:
Never noticed this. Why I go look plane nyash ?

Wawelexy:
Lol.... He will wake up in police custody

FourQu:
Its normal. In igbo land a man hardly marries two wives and a woman hardly marries two husbands unlike some other tribes we know

Our igbo wives stick to their husbands through life or death. That's why everyone wants to take an Igbo woman as a wife even if their bride prices are astronomically high.

Indeed, Igbo Amaka



So you're trying to say that in the north and southwest where polygamy is the norm, that all those women that remarry after first having kids for one man are thereby bound to deliver USELESS CHILDREN for their new husbands? 🤔

Hmm. No wonder . . . Many things are adding up now this must be the reason why we lack useless children in the south east

NwaAmaikpe:




Someone will soon blame it on the hardship from Tinubu's administration.
Please, not everything is caused by Tinubu.

This is a pure case of hunger-induced hypoglycemia.

It starts with sweating, before dizziness and fatigue sets in, the next thing, your preek shrinks and you start seeing double; then you lose consciousness and fall to the ground due to heavy pulsations.
If you are lucky to quickly get some sugar in, you survive, otherwise your body goes into shock and you die.

It happens to me, but quite the polar opposite.

Ladies complain I am so sweet that I have to constantly regulate my blood sugar through frequent ejaculation.

So if NwaAmaikpe collapses in your neighborhood, don't give me sugar, it will kill me; just get a widow to perform lifesaving blõwjobs.

NwaAmaikpe:





My heart goes out to any man whose wife is kidnapped by Nigerian bandits because it never stays the same.

My friend's wife was released after spending 6days with bandits and their marriage disintegrated almost immediately.

He said upon return, she kept comparing the performance of his preek to that of bandits.

There's a thing line between Stockholm syndrome and outrightly being mean.
How will you compare the stamina of a regular man with that of herdsman who is perpetually high on burantashi and cannabis?

These bandits are really causing havoc to Nigerian families.
Considering how frequent this is now happening, I just hope it is not this women inviting them over to also have a feel of rebel romp.

PerfectStranger:
She peeped to check my balance after making transfer for the drinks I bought, red flag

NoSmoking:
She said ,"can I ask u a favour?'

SamueItem337:
We never even fit win for Europe I dey see US and Brazil games

Everyday247:
Sub me, make i watch the video give you opinion.

Everyday247:
Bossman, You no even send
Even if they call you beggar from morning to evening, nothing concern you, you go still drop plate.

akwesenana:
I swear to God, bro. How I go dey banter person wey be say I go spend like 15 minutes trying to decode what he meant. 😂😂😂

PJtech:
Everyone I'm the same person as tojah. That's my rich man moniker