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PoliticsRe: How Tax Reforms Will Benefit SMEs, Nigerians by theamazonguru(m): 7:54pm On Jan 15, 2025
AntiChristian:
He hasn't read it and he won't agree to it even if he reads it?
It is finished then o!
Shebi u don see am na.
These are the crop of people that rule us.
PoliticsRe: How Tax Reforms Will Benefit SMEs, Nigerians by theamazonguru(m): 2:55pm On Jan 12, 2025
AntiChristian:
Na so we dey pray o!
I don't know why those northern governors can't be proactive and work towards enlightening themselves!
Baba you are funny.

Their case is like that of person wey meet Cow already slaughtered for road. He didnt have to struggle to buy or kill it. His own is to just cut as much as he wants.

Our nation runs one of the most stupid systems of government that encourages laziness and complacency.

How can a state that is not productive be going home with so much allocations , even above an economically viable state.

See, some state can not survive 2 months without the monthly allocation from the center.

And this is what Tinubu is trying to address.
He wants to change the narrative.
He wants to change the status quo.

Them never sew anything, the Tinubu that I know will achieve it.
Only that he might have to sacrifice his 2nd term ambition.
Even that one, when the time comes, he knows how to hijack, snatch and run with it. Lol. No be today something.
When he wanted to get rid of the big elephant in the room, subsidy, all he needed to do was to grab his mic, lick it and PROCLAIM, SUBSIDY IS GONE.
As una shout reach, did he bulge ?
No no send you.
He no send any body papa.


Those governors amaze me.
Very lazy set of people.
One of them openly said, he hasn't read the document, that even if he reads it, he won't agree to it.
Imagine!.
To read na wahala.
Very mentally lazy privileged folks.

We want to save your Hen from death she is busy crying they wouldn't allow her go eat on the dump.

Tueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I got a Customer Support Job And I I Don't Have the require experience. by theamazonguru(m): 2:46pm On Jan 12, 2025
[quote author=Taiwooluwaseyi post=133671072][/quote]SAP stands for SYSTEM APPLICATION & PRODUCTS.

(SAP) is an ERP system by SAP AG, a company based in Walldorf, Germany. The various products and modules offered by SAP ERP enable customers to perform day-to-day business processes, such as accounting, sales, production, HR, finance, logistics/supply chain etc

Hence there are different modules in SAP.
If you work in transportation, you might have to use the RLM module which is part of Logistics/Warehousing.

The software helps you to automate an otherwise manual process, making life easier for everyone in the organisation.

You can track anything done within the organisation provided it was captured/proceesed with SAP.

The only wahala is that the cost of deployment is crazy so company wey never chop belle full no fit run am.
TravelRe: How Aggrieved Passenger Grounded Abuja-bound Aircraft, Left Travellers Stranded by theamazonguru(m):
Haaaa is this not aunty Uduak Okon.
Omo this sister get strong head sha.
She is too stubborn.

Na so she make me miss an opportunity to see the Executuve Chairman of Piompiom Oil & Gas.
The man don promise to give me job oo, but because I wore a T shirt & Jean, Sister Uduak talk say I no fit see oga dressed that way.


I know one day that her stupidity will be showcased to the world.










Cruuuuuuize
PoliticsRe: How Tax Reforms Will Benefit SMEs, Nigerians by theamazonguru(m): 7:27am On Jan 09, 2025
AntiChristian:
That Tax reform Chairman Sabi hin job! BAT get eyes!
I am.not surprised he is sound.
Someone who has been doing this same thing for 22 years with Price Water House Coopers (PWC), an Advisory Council Member with Harvard.

No doubt he knows his onions.

I pray the Northern governors allow him deliver on his mandate, I perceive those guys are spoilers.
People wey no read something yet were so quick to disapprove it claiming it will further impoverish the Northern People.
CelebritiesRe: Why I Almost Got Sacked As “who Wants To Be A Millionaire” Host – Frank Edoho by theamazonguru(m): 2:52pm On Jan 08, 2025
Wealthoptulent:
No marry WRONG oo!
I have 3 years working experience in this field... 2020 my year of Liberation mo bọ



Nothing jare, I am stronger than them. my EXPERIENCE BIG PASS them, na PHD cert I came out with, 3 years marriage wey be like 40 years Experience, wey she attempted kill me, kill my Career, but I came out Strong.


Hmm I go write am One Day sha. I go marry whom I tot was my best friend of 10 years (who i married her, but ppl thought cos she is almost like aduni ade, that i went for beauty) bt cos I was an introvert n almost no femal friend bt she turned to be my worst Enemy.. i was young too, had a career, was driving different cars
despite living with my folks, future was bright, i could have thoroughly inspected her toxic from onset.. she asked me out indirectly at fess but later asked her out properly, in early stage PEOPLE WARNED ME! but u can't advice a young Guy with MONEY, IN LOVE. but I paid the Price, everything disappeared , i onle left marriage with jus cars, my CERTIFICATES + MARRIAGE CERT, i forfeited other properties she even removed Kitchen cabinet grin cheesy his story is like mine, I left, I filed for DIVORCE, then she went thru her lawyer tried to remove me from FG job n so many things.. it's a crazy world, 90% women are after SUCCESSFUL Men & MONEY..
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If ANY ONE WANT the FULL STORY, COMMENT WHICH SECTION i should WRITE IT.. I am courageous now!



Section ?
What an experience.
I am sure it will make for an interesting read .
Baba write am for marriage/family section now.
HealthRe: My Girlfriend Has This Offensive Smell During Sex. by theamazonguru(m): 8:11am On Jan 08, 2025
BABANGBALI:
Show her the thread, let her read it. She will get the message
Oitel dey your head.
Exactly what I intended typing as soon as I am done reading this comment section.


It's simple. JUST SHOW HER THIS THREAD


Case solved.
.
SportsRe: Anthony Joshua At The J Randle Center For Yoruba History And Culture by theamazonguru(m): 1:41pm On Jan 06, 2025
LifestyleTonite:
"Anthony Joshua should stop representing Yoruba culture"

..
To what end should he do that.
Someone is identifying with his root you are asking him to stop doing so.
Instead that funny.

Yoruba people have a proverb which goes thus: "Only a bastard will use a left hand to describe his father's house".
He is a wise child
He is not a bastard
He is YORUBA

You know what that means?

He won't yield to your advice sir.

Thank you & don't mention.
BusinessRe: We Will Intensify Clampdown On Ponzi Schemes In 2025, Says SEC DG by theamazonguru(m): 1:16pm On Jan 06, 2025
Righthussle:
We'll not take you guys seriously until you bring Maxwell Odum of MBA Forex to book.
The day that happens is the day that will usher in the cing of Jesus..

The money Maxwell Odum made from his investors is too long.
I am.more than sure that guy has used a good part of that money to secure his freedom..

That guy made very bastard money.
PoliticsRe: Man Sentenced To Death For Stealing A Fowl Meets Governor Adeleke After Pardon by theamazonguru(m): 8:57pm On Jan 02, 2025
Sapasenator:
The judge is a eeeediot
You took it out of my mouth.
Does it make any sense to cut off the whole head just because of headache ?
What happens to light sentence with Probation.

Meanwhile our politicians are busy stealing our common patrimony/wealth and nothing is done to them apart from publicly celebrating them.

Nonsense.
PoliticsRe: Gov Fubara Appoints Asari-dokubo, 3 Others As Traditional Rulers In Rivers by theamazonguru(m): 1:20am On Jan 01, 2025
Racoon:
Giving a confirmed thug like Asari Dokubo a chieftaincy title? What the Bleep is wrong with Fubara? What moral are you promoting here? You have lost my respect sir.
Hypocrisy at it's peak.

When Wike confirmed similar title on High Chief Ateke Tom as the King of Okochiri kingdom of Rivers state, it was a good move but now that Govenmor Fubara thought it wise to extend a hand of fellowship to Chief Asari Dokubo, I guess it has now become a sin..

Una no go cease to amaze me sha.

Man is solidifying his political Base, una dey complain
Baba e nor hard, when you become the gorvenor,
biko don't take desperate steps ooh, just dey sleep, dey watch till the unthinkable happens.
Christianity EtcRe: End The Year With Praise by theamazonguru(m): 11:20pm On Dec 31, 2024
Let everything that has breath praise the lord.

Hallelujah
PoliticsRe: Ooni Ex-Queen's Supporters Demand Justice, Video Proves Govt Aware Of Funfair by theamazonguru(m): 12:30pm On Dec 30, 2024
RealityKings1:
Oh they've started adding her title as a prophetess to the news. 35 children is to much more to be just a simple issue
You forgot to also add that they are laying emphasis on the fact that she is related to Ooni Enitan Ogunwusi.

For God sake she is his ex wife, must they tag Ogunwusi to her name?
If the intention isn't to use the Ooni's name to pervert justice.

Just saying.
CelebritiesRe: “Don Jazzy Gave Me A Lot Of Money. He Gave Me $10,000 Cash” — Odumodublvck(vid) by theamazonguru(m):
Elidrisy20:
Who's Don jazzy?
What does he do for a living?
Don Jazzy AKA Don Baba J is the name of a person, animal, place or thing

You get it?
If you don't get it forget about it.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Accused Of Fake Miracle After "Bringing Ghost Back To Life" (Photos) by theamazonguru(m): 12:19pm On Dec 15, 2024
Oh my God.

This guys that parade themselves as Men of God but who truly are god. Of men think they can bring shame and disrepute to the name of our God, they are nothing but shame and scammers.

It's obvious this is a drama na.
A poorly written. Poorly acted script just for the purpose of sensationalism to help increase the church attendance, and the end game is to improve their financial status.

All I can say is "there is God oooo"

God is watching the works of men.
On the last day, whatever is hidden for years, shall be brought to light.
PoliticsRe: Governor Adeleke Welcomes Oluremi Tinubu With Dance(video) by theamazonguru(m): 12:07pm On Dec 15, 2024
Jostoman:
She came to Osun State to see APC members in OSUN probably to Strategize ahead of OSUN State election.
Ok. Thanks for the insight.

Abeg don't mind me ooh, me I am.just catching cruise ni jare.


Happy Sunday to you.
PoliticsRe: Governor Adeleke Welcomes Oluremi Tinubu With Dance(video) by theamazonguru(m): 6:30pm On Dec 14, 2024
It seems madam first lady is on her way to Iragbiji, the purported home town of a certain Amoda Ogunlere.

If you know you know.
PoliticsRe: Seplat Completes $1.28 Billion Purchase Of Mobil Nigeria by theamazonguru(m):
Asonaijaaso:
Does Nigeria have anti-trust laws, why are the biggest oil and gas firms allowed to buy even bigger assets so easily.

How are the smaller guys expected to survive with these mammoth creations ?
Without any prejudice, you need to know that oil business is serious business.
It is not a business for the poor or small business at all.
It needs money I mean better money to operate.

So how do you expect small businesses to fare or compete with the money bags who have the required money to keep the operation going.

Don't let me lie to you. Leave sentiments, small businesses can not achieve what this large conglomerates will.

With the kind of investments required to keep operations going and ensure expansion and business continuity,if you don't want to jeopardise the efforts that have been made by Mobil,you can't be making a case for small businesses to take over Mobil. I tell you the truth atari ajanaku kii séru òmòde. (The head of an Elephant is not a load a child can bear).
PoliticsRe: Uduak Udoh: Akpabio's Aide "Congratulates" Umo Eno On Demise Of His Wife (Video) by theamazonguru(m):
Am I the only one that heard "let me first of first, congratulate......"

Omo, sychophants in political offices.
Na so. My dear gorvenor struggle to pronounce the budget amount during his budget presentation.

The wise being led by the foolish.
The smart being led by the dumbo.
Chaiiiiiiiii.

This country na cruise abeg.
PetsRe: Diary Of My Rabbit : Ghost by theamazonguru(m): 7:20pm On Dec 08, 2024
[quote author=Bea1234 post=133207770][/quote]Check your WhatsApp
Science/TechnologyRe: Who Has Used This Solar Device Before? by theamazonguru(m): 7:55pm On Dec 06, 2024
Bea1234:
Good morning sir. Na light make me never come online since. Pls how can I reach you sir?
U can tag me on a dead thread. Drop your WhatsApp digits, I will chat u up.
Science/TechnologyRe: Who Has Used This Solar Device Before? by theamazonguru(m): 11:15am On Nov 28, 2024
Bea1234:
Yes, it has. I just want to know if it's original as portrayed on jumia. I only need it for my 5,000 mah phone and 30kmah power bank only. I no need light

I just want to know if I can use it to charge my phone directly from the sunlight
Baba you can't use this to charge your phone.
This is only for lighting purpose.

I have one at home.
Na only lighting e dey for.
PoliticsRe: Kaduna Refinery’s Fix Ready By December — MD by theamazonguru(m):
The same way the portharcourt refinery has been ready "in the next two weeks" for the past 6 months.

Nonsense and Tpain
EducationRe: This Could Have Brought Us Together But Ended Up Breaking Us The More. by theamazonguru(m):
I learnt this long time ago.
When I joined my university fellowship group.
I started seeing people posting about their personal lives and achievements.
I saw it as an oppressive move.

Glory be to God I am not doing badly myself, but I saw no sense in making your private live public.

So I was well aware.

It didn't take me too long to say NO when I was asked to rejoin my secondary school Alumni group.
I respectfully declined.

Make una leave me.
I can't trade this peace I am enjoying for anything else in this world.
CelebritiesRe: Desmond Elliot Dismisses Gay Allegations, Labels It ‘baseless’ by theamazonguru(m): 6:50pm On Nov 09, 2024
Pootle:
who called him gay or his jus looking for relevance...he should go sleep for gutter
So you didn't know gistlover released a list of some alleged "gaybriels".

Dey play.

Find the list and be informed.

He made the prestigious list.
CrimeRe: Shock As Man Arrested For Murder Displays His Singing And Other Talents(photo & by theamazonguru(m): 10:58pm On Oct 29, 2024
richiemcgold:
.. and so? 🤥🤥

You're a kidnapper and murderer. Even if your voice sweet pass Michael Jackson, we don't care. You better brace up for a long jail term or probably a death sentence. In case you don't know, there are more talented singers, rappers and gospel singers inside prison. Dem plenty well well for ikoyi, alagbon and kirikiri. Stand up comedians and motivational speakers sef dey. Nobody cares.
Obviously you didn't hear what he said himself.
He said they should deliver the judgment and kill him too since he has also killed many.

So he is not asking for pardon.

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