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Someone should please help me fund my nairabet account. username: didipromise

BiqSean:
Pls remind me 2nyt, by 9pm or so... Gat issh wif moi bank

username: didipromise Thanks in advance

Abeg make person help me fund my acct. I'm super broke now. Username: didipromise

what does the poster below me have to say?

Na to face life nxt

Uncommon transformation

This isnt what i was expectin wen i saw d topic

Lol

Those who are very familiar with yoruba movies would easily identify the actor whose face is hidden in d screenshot below

Dat kind smelling talk.

Naija and free tins be like 5 and 6

Congrat to the most dominant sport woman ever

Using student to release pent up frustrations

If there's love, loyalty and Respect i see nothing wrong

When u hear your mum is coming and u were supposed to be sleeping.

It's like 'a walk to remember'

nnamdiokere45:
d child jst wanna leave Nigeria...if na u, u no go wan comot?

I go considered many things 1st

Greene66:
A child is entitled to her mother. Why deny her that?

He's afraid the mom might brainwash d daughter against him

Charles while in secondary school was a handsome and brilliant boy that older ladies always hung around . He was seventeen when he got Esther pregnant. For her, it was embarrassing as she was ten years older than he was and still had several dreams to pursue than nursing a child for a seventeen year old boy. After several considerations, she decided to have the baby and proceed with her studies after the delivery of the child. After the baby’s one year birthday, she told Charles she was done with him and the child and then left for Spain. Charles’ mom had to start taking care of the baby girl. Without any form of communication from Esther, she showed up in Nigeria thirteen years later and apologized to Charles for the silence and attitude all the while. Charles eventually forgave her, and allowed her to communicate with their daughter so as to give her that sense of maternity. After some months, Charles noticed that the daughter's relationship with the mother became so close , obsessive and strange. The daughter started pestering the dad that she wants to leave Nigeria to join her mother in Europe. Charles tried all he could to discourage her from leaving him; including telling his daughter the whole story of how her mom left her for him at age one but all he said fell on deaf ears. He called Esther to discuss this, Esther on her part says she has a right to the custody of their daughter. Currently her daughter is determined to join the mother in Spain damming all consequences and Charles is confused about this. Charles is still single and loves his daughter so much, while Esther is married in Spain without a child yet , so what would you advise him to do?

What is the name of your favourite movie of all time ?
Mine is 3 idiots
WHAT'S YOURS ??

[color=#000000] What is the name of the movie you've watched over two times and you are still entertained by it [/color]
[Color=00ff00] mine is 3 idiots [/color]

Those who are dedicated fans of yoruba movies would relate to the errors to most subtitles.
Blame it on the interpreter or anyone but some of these pics would get u cracking.
Photo credit: entertaining africa

Today is the 7th year remembrance of the late king of pop. Which of his songs is your favorite ? Mine is 'they don't care about us'

And the Lord spoke to Noah and said, "In six months I'm going to make it rain until the whole earth is covered with water and all the evil people are destroyed. But I want to save a few good people, and two of every kind of living thing on the planet. I am commanding you to build an Ark."
And in a flash of lightning, He delivered the specifications for an Ark.
"Okay," said Noah, trembling with fear and fumbling with the blueprints.
"Six months, and it starts to rain," thundered the Lord. "You'd better have the Ark completed, or learn to swim for a very long time."
Six months passed, the skies clouded up and rain began to fall. The Lord saw that Noah was sitting in his front yard, weeping...and there was no Ark.
"Noah," shouted the Lord, "Where is the Ark?"
"Lord, please forgive me!" begged Noah. "I did my best. But there were big problems. First, I had to get a building permit for the Ark construction project, and your plans didn't meet code. So I had to hire an engineer to re-draw the plans.
Then I got into a big fight over whether or not the Ark needed a fire sprinkler system.
"Then my neighbor objected, claiming I was violating zoning by building the Ark in my front yard, so I had to get a variance from the city planning commission.
"Then I had problems getting enough wood for the Ark, because there was a ban on cutting trees to save the Spotted Owl. I had to convince the U.S. Fish and Wildlife that I need the wood to save the Owls. But they wouldn't let me catch any owls.
So, no owls.
"The carpenters formed a union and went out on strike. I had to negotiate a settlement with the National Labor Relations Board before anyone would pick up a saw or hammer.
Now we have sixteen carpenters going on the boat, and still no owls.
"Then I started gathering up animals, and got sued by an animal rights group.
They objected to me taking only two of each kind.
"Just when I got the suit dismissed, EPA notified me that I couldn't complete the Ark without filing an environmental impact statement on your proposed flood. They didn't take kindly to the idea that they had no jurisdiction over the conduct of a Supreme Being.
"Then the Army Corp of Engineers wanted a map of the proposed new flood plan.
I sent them a globe.
"Right now, I'm still trying to resolve a complaint from the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission over how many Croatians I'm supposed to hire. The IRS has seized all my assets, claiming I'm trying to avoid paying taxes by leaving the country. And I just got a notice from the state about owing them some kind of use tax. I really don't think I can finish the Ark for at least another five years," Noah wailed.
The sky began to clear. The sun began to shine. A rainbow arched across the sky.
Noah looked up and smiled.
"You mean you're not going to destroy the earth?" Noah asked hopefully.
"No," said the Lord sadly. "The government already has."