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Who watched The Bear, The Tiger and the others? and Pingu

lawanson44:
Madam please shaaaaraaaaap! If you mean what you say, then ask your husband to jail Yerima and all those northern alhajis who have young girls in their custody in the name of marraige!

Errr, in case you are living under a rock, Buhari is not yet Nigeria's president and can't jail anyone quite yet. Besides our constitution is not unequivocally clear on underage marriage and penal codes for such.

So i have a pair of pants I really love but have gone a bit faded so i've decided to dye them. I went out and got dye supplies with instructions but unfortunately, i've misplaced the instructions sheet.
Now i'm left with a bunch of powders i don't know how to use. There are two white ones (one's like powder and the other is like sugar) and one black powdery one. Please does anybody have any idea how i can use these?

Let me modify..

Koroaso:
********IF YOU ARE A MINISTER OF EDUCATION,YOUR KIDS CANNOT SCHOOL ABROAD (Or attend a private university)********

*******IF YOU ARE A MINISTER OF HEALTH,YOUR FAMILY CANNOT GO ABROAD FOR HEALTHCARE (or use a private hospital)*******

*******IF YOU ARE DEFENCE MINISTER YOUR FAMILY MUST LIVE IN NIGERIA (preferably in Chibok )**********

******IF YOU ARE MINISTER OF ROADS AND TRANSPORT YOU MUST TRAVEL ON NIGERIA ROADS (preferably only use public transport like danfo and molue)*******

******OKONJI IWEALA THINKS WE ARE ALL STUPID YOU GUYS MAKE DECISIONS THAT DOESNT TRANSLATE INTO THE LIVES OF COMMON MEN********

********HOW MANY PRIVATE JETS DOES GEJ HAVE,HOW MANY HOUSES DOES OKONJI IWEALA HAVE IN AMERICA??************

******YOU COME OUT WITH YOUR HOGWASH DATA AND STATISTICS IN A CRUCIAL ELECTION PERIOD********

********YOU MADAM IWEALA WILL GO TO JAIL FOR BEING AN ACCESSORY/ACCOMPLICE TO THE MASSIVE LOOTING IN THIS REGIME*******


SAI BUHARI/PYO.
WE WANT A GOVERNMENT THAT LISTENS TO THE MASSESS.NOT ONE THAT SHARES *RICE* ON ELECTION EVE.

kay5922:
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Saying the truth in a harsh and funny way. My kinda person . we almost have the same user name sef [b]Chop Knuckles jare

wow, if it isn't the Archbishop of Canterbury hailing his friend, the Pope!

khiaa:
I don't get it, shouldn't the son be getting married at that age also? If the daughter is being pushed out of the house for marriage it is logical that the son would be also.

My mom wouldn't know, I am from a differen't country, continent, culture.

believe me, this is a big issue. I know how much pressure my sister was under till she finally got married. from the moment she turned twenty two, the marriage warning bells had started to ring in her ears - mainly from my mother: my dad was mostly indifferent. any guy that comes around to ask for her and prayers would be said for him to be the right one - family prayers led by my mom, not a private prayer. at one point, my sister got frustrated because mum was pressuring her into staying with someone she wasn't comfortable around just so she could get married.

fortunately, that didn't work out and my sister eventually married someone she loved. huge sigh of relief on all sides.

masonkz:
Do people with this kinda mentality still exist

Errrr, clearly

extrosoft:
U are not ashamed of being gay? Well u have to be. Bleep all them girls but not guys cos if u insist ur disk shall be cut off someday.

lol, why is it paining you for the guy? are you the one he is screwing? if he asks you to bring your sister for him to screw, you go gree?

Effing hypocrite

khiaa:
I'm comfused.

LWKMD!!!!!

and @ the guy who thinks he's gay because he's rich.... I don't want you to be gay. So I proclaim poverty into your life so you can remain straight and secure from the "gayifying" power of money.

Funny how a lot of Nigerians can be so predictably hypocritical! Ahhhh!!!! So because you guys saw that he is gay on his post, most of you totally bypassed the entire point of it to tell him he's going to hell. Una try o!

The funny thing about all this tho is amongst these "kingdom warriors" on this thread are people that have sex with minors, fraudsters, thieves and people that commit other acts that are not just immoral, but criminal. But once they see the word "gay", all of them become Pontifex Maximus.

Nigerians: Deciding who goes to hell since 1960

Sadia1992:
..bt y cnt u do social science course lyk:busnes admin,econs e.t.c.dat wnt requir u to re-write waec.u need math,eng,econs,geography and agric or bio

i have econs, geography and biology

herald9:
Depends on your O level subject combination..
Seems Mass com requires Literature in art which I'm sure you didn't offer...so that one is crossed...

If Government and Economics are in your O level...it'll be much easier to switch to art

I only have economics...not government...

I need an urgent answer to this question. I was a science student in secondary school - mainly under pressure from my parents. I've tried getting admission to study engineering for a few years without success and they seem to have realized i'm not really that science inclined so now they are a bit more open to me studying arts course. I think I would like to study English or Mass Communication(s?). My question though is if it's possible to do that on my current WAEC and NECO results which have science subjects. I cleared all my papers though so as far as having the minimum required five credits especially in English and Mathematics go, i'm covered.

So can I get a UTME form for either of these courses or do I have to write WAEC again?