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Autos / Re: Buy Cars from Cotonou without stress and your car(s) will be delivered 48 hours by TheCleaner: 9:01am On May 22, 2016
Tadeus:
Make your inquiries today

How much would a Toyota Highlander 2012 model and a Toyota Camry 2014 model cost me.

Please provide both Purchase and landing cost to lagos for each car.

10ks
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Graduate Facilities Engineer (Process/Mechanical) At Chevron Nigeria Limited by TheCleaner: 4:34pm On Jun 29, 2015
davide470:
Hey bro, Gotten any Post-Skills Test Mail?

@AbaGuyMan
thanks for the Intel. Well appreciated.

@davide470
No brother. After I read AbaGuyMan's post, I asked around and heard that its regret mails that were sent out last week Friday. A few guys I asked both mech and chem received the regret mail while others I asked are yet to receive anything as well.

Am hoping rest of us yet to receive any mail are safe for good. But still wondering why regret mails would be sent to some and no success mail to the rest.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Graduate Facilities Engineer (Process/Mechanical) At Chevron Nigeria Limited by TheCleaner: 3:14pm On Jun 29, 2015
AbaGuyMan:
Feeling so bad abt this one....crashed hopes! I had high expectations for this one, now another regret mail in my box. It's well sha.

Abeg who scaled through the skills test? What's the secret abeg? Did u answer all questions well?? I wan learn jare

Am really sorry brother about that. If you don't mind Please, how long ago did you receive the mail? Thanks.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Shell Graduate Recruitment 2014 by TheCleaner: 1:25am On Jan 02, 2015
Hello Guys

Pls, any ideas if the shell 2014 recruitment is still available.

Many Thanks
TheCleaner
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Total Nigeria Is Recruiting Massively!!! by TheCleaner: 8:20pm On Oct 24, 2014
trino:


For guys that got invited for the "JUNIOR PROJECT ENGINEER" position, even when the position was not advertised, is it that you have an "oga at the top" that dropped your application and cv. And how did you get the info that they will roll out the invite alongside other positions? A friend of mine also got the invite but i still can't fathom how he was selected because he is not been opened on how he applied.. so i ask you guys, HOW DID U APPLY FOR THE JUNIOR PROJECT ENGINEER POSITION?

My best friend also got invited for same role too and i can assure you that it wasnt 'Oga at the top' influenced. However, he's presently in Paris undergoing a training with SLB and cant make it for the test unfortunately, or fortunately depending on how we choose to look at it.

Some people are just favoured.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Seplat Graduate Trainee Program by TheCleaner: 2:54pm On Jul 24, 2014
lendron03:
I applied for GT but d test we wrote yesterday in Warri was called 'production test'. I guess its for those wit experience cos the first 20 questions were not funny at all especially for people like me wit no industry experience.
Seplat's recruitment is usually in 3 stages. those who pass the aptitude test and d oral interview will then be invited for the final and last stage which is the assessment centre.

Wonderful

So it seems people that were tested in warri were given a different kind of test from those in Lagos for the same GT role..

How does one explain that now?

You also seemed very informed as to the recruitment stages. Thanks for the intel.

TheCleaner
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Seplat Graduate Trainee Program by TheCleaner: 4:40pm On Jul 23, 2014
Hi all.

Any news from those that did their test yestday in warri and in lagos(as hinted by vinny101)? How did your tests go?

While we continue to pray that as many ppl as possble would be sent GT test invites, who knows if Seplat conducts a skills test, an Assessment centre or an interview as its 2nd stage in the recruitment.

Only God knows when that 2nd stage would be self.

Cheers
TheCleaner
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Seplat Graduate Trainee Program by TheCleaner: 9:20pm On Jul 22, 2014
Errrmm...

@ Chemicstein
I know a few chemical engrs guys including myself that wrote the test. I don't intend to dampen morale by this post so pls don't mistake intent.

@Vinny101
U mentioned, albeit briefly, that some people were in their Lagos office today for assessment. Pls, was it for another GT test, or like an assesment centre for the expernced hire? Any ideas?

And I love your optimism by suggesting '50 people' max mght be recruited. If its 25 self, we should all go for 3 days thanksgiving.

Whatever the number, let's just keep faith alive and hope we make it.

Regards
TheCleaner.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Seplat Graduate Trainee Program by TheCleaner: 12:57am On Jul 17, 2014
log1: I just got this


Dear Applicant,

Further to your application for the Seplat Graduate Trainee Programme, we are pleased to inform you that you have been short-listed to take an aptitude test on Saturday, 19 July at 8:30 AM. Venue is Chams City, 2, Isaac John Street, Ikeja GRA.Other details are presented below
This test will be administered electronically.
Please ensure that you are available for accreditation at the test centre at least 30 minutes to your designated test time.
You are required to come along with a printed copy of this e-mail invitation (including your username and password), writing materials and valid means of identification e.g. International Passport, Work ID-Card, or National Driver's License. Ordinary photographs or photographs stamped before being attached to an identification document are not acceptable.


Just seeing my invite.

Please to all those invited, was any password indicated in the content of the mail? All I see is a UserId without details of a password.

Am I alone on this or that's how we all received the mail?

Cheers.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Total E & P Nigeria Ltd, Recruitment 2013 by TheCleaner: 1:04am On Jan 06, 2014
Flow assurnce is very correct..I receivd smtin lyk a 'received ur CV' mail frm E&P and I ws askd to create/update my unsolicited application to b considerd 4 recruitmnt. Does dt guarantee one wld b invited for tests.? Does TotalE&P do skills test..? Any ideas hw long TotalE&P tkes for its entire recruitment?

Tnx.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Total Nigeria Plc Application Process Mail. Who Else Got This? by TheCleaner: 6:57pm On Dec 30, 2013
Hi folks, you all want this thread to go in2 oblivion..?
Well that's that... Pls, does anyone knw if any 1st class individual frm any discipline ws invited for d Dec6 apt test organsd by Total Nig plc..? Just askin folks..
Tnx ppl..
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Graduate Field Specialist –(baker Hughes Nigeria) 2014 Opportunities - 1324904 by TheCleaner: 4:19pm On Nov 04, 2013
davide470: @princely, @electromag, @The Cleaner, @wisflag, @carsonv, @anyone,
Please do you guys know if any presently serving corps member was invited for the BH Experience? Your reply would be earnestly appreciated.

Despyt all d Ammo iv got in my arsenal, my application was declined by BH bout a week ago...Congrats to all dose whov been invited 2 BHE, gve it ur best. And Davide470, I knw of a frnd who ws a serving corper during d last recruitment who ws invited for BHE and eventually got the FE job. Fngrs crossd folks..invites for BHE, I believe, r still comin in. Jst believe
Semper Fi

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by TheCleaner: 5:13pm On Nov 01, 2013
Max'diamond:
Can HND graduate wit UPPER CREDIT apply?

Of course...feel free.its worth giving it a try. No harm in trying. BUT, I thought that LNG recently advertised for HND folks a while ago which no BSc holder could apply for n dose of them that sturbbonly applied where nt shortlistesd cos they simply weren't HND holders.. Dint you apply for that particular vacancy..? Shaa, Ur free to gve dis a shot.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Graduate Field Specialist –(baker Hughes Nigeria) 2014 Opportunities - 1324904 by TheCleaner: 6:29pm On Oct 21, 2013
@pincely83....hearty congratulations to u bro. Urs ws vry fast n almst immediate..pls may I ask if twas the same lolade dat intervwd u too jst lyk evryothr persn..cos many pps I knw who did fone intrvw lastweek n evn b4 den r still waiting 4 deir own response.. One of dem evn mailed her and she ws lyk as far as she knws, no one has been mailed..congrats 1ce again bro...u highly favored
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Graduate Field Specialist –(baker Hughes Nigeria) 2014 Opportunities - 1324904 by TheCleaner: 6:13am On Oct 19, 2013
GeneralShepherd:



Die hard COD fan bro...I always look forward to a new one.

We keep on pushing forward,but honestly I have lost all faith in God. Just trusting in my own objectvity and working hard. Infact this days when people tell me 'It is well' when you ask them for a job referral I hate God more. Not that I believe he exists but the concept of him.

Anyway bro,your story is inspirational,someday we'll get there.

My fellow Comrade, if derz anytin u shd hv, its faith..if derz anytin u shdnt lose its, its hope...God hs plans for every1 on earth. Seek n fear him, nt jst for d purpose of recruitments, but to rily knw him. Evrytin wld turn arnd, jst a matter of time. Jst went tru the thread u created askin if Online application wrks..I knw it does work. Feb wld mke it 1yr I wrapped up ma service. Ws favord 2 leave schl wit a 1.0 frm ChemEngr and can boast of havin lots professional certs unknwn 2 a fresh grad, but I can't boast of a very gud job. Altho I had a job durin the year wch I resigned frm cos I was being undervalued and lied to smhw..regardless, I am vry hopeful n 4eva loyal to God's gudness and I kw smday, smtin gud wld cme frm smwer.

As an aside again, do u play COD4 multiplayer usin a local server with ur fellw guys..the one with backlot, showdwn, shipment etc stages, or u jst play d game missions only?
Semper Fi
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Graduate Field Specialist –(baker Hughes Nigeria) 2014 Opportunities - 1324904 by TheCleaner: 8:45pm On Oct 18, 2013
GeneralShepherd:

Oga..God aint got nothing to do with it...

I remember fasting wey I do last year before phone interview still,nothing.

It is pure coincidence,for a few and man know man for many.

@GeneralShepherd: lmfao. you knw u a very funny man. i luv ur objectivity and realism, but i believe God has control over everything. You fasted and prayed last year and got no response mite b because God has greater plans for you, say a Total or Chevy..have you ever considered that..? My brother fasted and prayed for guiness and customs jobs 2yrs ago...dint get them. without man knw man, he currently works in NLNG living large in bonny. his case is what keeps me going during my job search. One day, we shall all get our much desired breakthru.

As a diversion, do u play COD cos thats where i first heard the name General Shepherd. the guy bad gan. weh beat Cpt. Price and Soap Mactervish simultaneously. na God jst save them both that day.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Oando Career Fair On 2nd November 2013 by TheCleaner: 8:25pm On Oct 18, 2013
pls folks, is there any1 here that has ever attended a career fair, or knows a lot about what goes on in such places. if invited, i just dont wanna b caught unawares with the programs that are lined up for that very event. Also, should we be allowed to raise our hopes of getting a job tru the career fair or @ least be a part of a form of job recruitment after the career fair..? Thanks folks
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Graduate Field Specialist –(baker Hughes Nigeria) 2014 Opportunities - 1324904 by TheCleaner: 8:09pm On Oct 18, 2013
i graduated within the last 24 months, but its amazing how my application is still under review. i have a classmate who has done his phone interview. well, like i mentioned about a week ago, its by Gods grace only. Graduate with whateva degree u like whenever you like, Gods grace trumps all of that. thanks folks.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Total E & P Nigeria Ltd, Recruitment 2013 by TheCleaner: 7:56pm On Oct 18, 2013
@1st noble: wch of the recruitments are u sayin is not a scam. if its the HND/OND Total EnP recruitment, i think that has always been legit. the bne of contention was always if the totalcareers.com.ng recruitment is a scam, which i dont think is a scam either. i have no real basis for makin that conclusion but like davide470 mentioned, lets chill to see if invites come rolling in. Thanks
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Oando Career Fair On 2nd November 2013 by TheCleaner: 11:17pm On Oct 16, 2013
Pls, situation jst escalated. Now i log in by putting my email addy and password only for someone else's profile to pop up with a little of mine being displayed. any number one can call ASAP?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Oando Career Fair On 2nd November 2013 by TheCleaner: 6:48pm On Oct 16, 2013
I dnt knw if its my 3.75G moderm dts causing it buh my cv-manager has jst refused updating regardless of the number of times I try...infact, @ sme point during my updating attempts, I saw smothr persns info as part of my profile..wt could the problem possibly be..?
Gaming / Re: What Game Are You Currently Playing? by TheCleaner: 9:50pm On Oct 15, 2013
Are der ppl in d haus dt play Call of Duty modern warefare multiplayer on PC..? And also, plss can sm1 tke me tru on hw 2 play PES online wit a PS3 console..?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Graduate Field Specialist –(baker Hughes Nigeria) 2014 Opportunities - 1324904 by TheCleaner: 8:03pm On Oct 12, 2013
@davide470...d pipesim software ws installd on ma systm by a frnd couple of yrs bck. Dnt hv the setup all I do is to run the software wen I need it.
My status still says apllication under review and I applied on d 1st of dis mnth. I knw a few guys who applied after me and hv eithr done fone intrvw or hv been scheduld 4 it.
Not over till God says it is...hv a fab weeknd folks.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Graduate Field Specialist –(baker Hughes Nigeria) 2014 Opportunities - 1324904 by TheCleaner: 8:51pm On Oct 11, 2013
@Jido88.rily appreciate ur advce. U kindda rght tho.buh wat if I said I hv sme upstream/oilfield trainin n certification too as a field engr..wat m tryin to say is dat its neithr by ones 1st class degree or certifications. It by the grce of God n tru only him, we all shall make it.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Graduate Field Specialist –(baker Hughes Nigeria) 2014 Opportunities - 1324904 by TheCleaner: 5:58pm On Oct 11, 2013
Good evenin all.being contacted is by God's grce. I am les dan 25 yrs, graduated bout 2yrs ago, I hv a 1st class in Chemical engr,hv certifications in d use of Hysys, pdms, pipesim, only to mention a few n bliv me, m gud wit d softwares. Also certified in GHSE, wrappd up ma nysc dis year b4 gainin few mnths relevant wrk xpernce in an OnG servicin firm. Buh guess wat, yet 2 b contacted by BH. Is it excess qualification dts disqualifying me cos I knw I aint over qualified for d Field Engrnin role. Dose I knw dt wr called so far r dose still servin or hv no wrk expernce arol. Tis well wit us all

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