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Music/RadioRe: Best Rapper: Who Is Yours? by thecolonel: 4:16am On Dec 25, 2006
Busta
Game
Rap BattlesRe: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland Volume Two(group Tournament) by thecolonel: 4:11am On Dec 25, 2006
@Gbade x
Sup man heard bout your malee ( Bros take heart man ). Na so this life we dey be . I'll try holla @ U when I get a chance


Merry Xmas
@Hustler
I'm in a good mood today grin grin grin grin
hustler:
Menike is back and the colonel is gone/(lol)
First Mc to diss will be the first to have a scary Christmas,
Music/RadioRe: Tha Source Magazine Interviews Greatest Rapper On Nairaland by thecolonel: 10:01am On Dec 17, 2006
this dude is stupid. Tianshie U need to grow up man
Rap BattlesRe: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland Volume Two(group Tournament) by thecolonel: 9:59am On Dec 17, 2006
U guys are really crazy man.
Luv the rhymes Menike, Akz Vs Magneto that's going to be tough .

Menike call me bro, we need to talk
Rap BattlesRe: Rap * Freestyle * by thecolonel: 7:20pm On Dec 11, 2006
@Everyone(Menike, Hoodboi, Jduck, 100BARS, Gbadex, Kaydee, Christino,Mukina, Paddylo,Pepi, Shishi, Tianshie, Seun, SID GREEN, Grizzly, Naijafan, Da Snake, Magneto )

We need to stop this Nairaland hatin' and all that Bulshittin' of ourselves as we enter this New Year. All our Nation needs from us is dedication and Unity not yabis from Menike to Sushi ,Or Tianshie aimin' at Hoodboi, Or Seun bannin' Paddy_lo .

And to my Yahoo Yahoo Boiz - U are who I call retards cus we are the next generation but because we still stucked to the computer rippin' other people off thier money. Nzeribe, IBB and OBJ are spoilin' our country ; Niger Delta are in crisis and the entire Nation is in Distress and in serious state of POVERTY.

So from me to the Young Generation - Guys lets promote Unity thru Nairaland and Get ourselves ready for the future ahead of us "I call that lil' Rap ; 18 bars" .
All I need is some reasonable to spit some conscious thin' that could easily motivate our Young Generation.

Good Night, Good Mornin' and Read those Lines Carefully .


Eighteen bars aimin' at all we retards
I'm ready lyrically @ U lil and big clowns
Seen alotta clouds over some of U lil clowns
This be the illest for the day
Atleast I no be some crazy boi hey
Spit the thruth from the bible that made my day
Agboros in ojota no say I ampitate this Politicians cus 2day na ya their last day
Cut the bones for them cus them worth no other day
Hey who U be self Nzeribe, IBB, Where U dey
I push tons of gold but Una suppose to dey push moluwe
I guess that make me wanna know U well
Cus I got 23 ships on that Tin Can Wharf shit
You might be good enough to push it well
Igbo, Hausa, Yoruba get some grip
Now our Goverment can't even run their own shit
We are the young generation we seen this shit
But with Yahoo Yahoo the young generation won't get their grip
GOD HELP NIGERIA - Cusz we might be another World retards
Rap BattlesRe: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland Volume Two(group Tournament) by thecolonel: 9:24am On Dec 07, 2006
And where the hell in SHISHI ?

Is he really on that WORK OUT PLAN menike recommended for him undecided undecided

@Shishi
Sorry maan
TravelRe: Which City In America Has The Most Nigerians? by thecolonel: 9:21am On Dec 07, 2006
We got few Nigerian in New York (So far I just know Menike and some few other Niaja Dudes I row wit) . So I must say TEXAS (hOUSTON and Dallas ) are #1 and 2

So many Igbos, Benin and Few Yorubas . But INDIANA has Many Many Many ONDO guys there (It's like LIL' AKURE) grin grin
Rap BattlesRe: Rap * Freestyle * by thecolonel: 9:03am On Dec 07, 2006
Bros imagine what crack babies was
No probs ya name should have been padlock
I promise I go lock U up
Bury you underneath this snow because you look bleeped up
Yab me I assure kulikuli na wetin go take choke you
Ya wack lines are significant so go join kindergarten school
Or you fit grab this half bottle wey I remain for you
Dumbo na the name Nairalander suppose give you
Menike was tellin' bout this wackass kid
Never blamed you because ya father shuda bein DJ WHOOKID
Ya philly flows no fit even match those Isolo SOS homeless kids
I agree MENIKE no fit speak enough pidgin slangs
But we tutorin' I bet he goin smoke you even keep U on hang
So no even talk too much because you no worth am
I be THECOLONEL watch me because I be wetin wackos fear abeg ask am
Rap BattlesRe: Rap * Freestyle * by thecolonel: 8:44am On Dec 07, 2006
@Everyone
Shey na Paddy_lo menike was tellin' me about - Damnn . That na small boy wit 61 posts now grin grin
make I just killin' for fun . grin grin grin grin grin grin
Rap BattlesRe: Rap * Freestyle * by thecolonel: 8:41am On Dec 07, 2006
@Da Snake
Bro see you stay in Brooklyn, Nice Perphaps you could hang out wit I and menike
Cuz we ride Queens so hard bro . No mind all dem wannabees wey full here
Rap BattlesRe: Rap * Freestyle * by thecolonel: 9:19am On Nov 26, 2006
Man I say make I drop one here 4 the 1st tyme

i'm Nigerian but my slangs go make U think I be malian
play me one I go call my pals wey dey New York
since the last joint I did wit menike
all the spanish gurls don dey tell me "Oh Boy was Up"
long ago my 9ja boys don dey yahoo yahoo to climb up
atleast we tryin' make money but not to catch kids and cut them up
next minute we go dey slang say we be guys wey never step up
shut Up!! I ain't braggin' to be among Nairaland's top spot
contradict my rhymes and I call guys wey go jack U up
Fu*ck nairaland dis no be the Ciara movie "Step Up "
hold Up I guess shushi too big I go fit re-name waste up
visit T.B Joshua Shushi for some Miracle make up

@everybody
menike, thanks for that joint wey we do abeg (really appreciate am)
100bars, i always knew U will get along wit menike &co (nice bars brother)

Sup Hoodboi
(Abeg who be jerrypeps) Sup bro
Nice freestyle there
Music/RadioRe: Menike : I'm Leaving Nairaland by thecolonel: 8:42am On Nov 26, 2006
hey menike welcome back homes
RomanceRe: What Petname Do U Call Ur Partner by thecolonel: 7:59am On Nov 12, 2006
sup ma and she say sup pa
Music/RadioRe: Menike : I'm Leaving Nairaland by thecolonel: 7:54am On Nov 12, 2006
@hooboi
lol , U just said everything to that doll baby
Rap BattlesRe: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland Volume Two(group Tournament) by thecolonel: 7:45am On Nov 12, 2006
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed huh huh

Yo Shishi, How can U be president when U don't even know the diffrence btw I and menike grin grin .
You should have told us Tianshi was King and U are Nairaland # 1 Fool .
I guess that works better for You . And menike said U shud go jump on a diet and lose those Fatty Acid U got

grin grin grin cool cool
Music/RadioRe: Freestyle Speaks Out About Beef With Eldee by thecolonel: 7:40am On Nov 12, 2006
@Christiano and Gbadex

that boi talk true because if U get beef, Let beef bi beef not the money or production skillz. Its the MIC

and sofar Eldee don spit, Freestyle don slap am with him own. So make we see if dem go quash am
PoliticsRe: As The President Of Nigeria, What Would You Do? by thecolonel: 7:35am On Nov 12, 2006
I'll go pay for some Odeshi and Sell some oil to get more richer
Nairaland GeneralRe: Is Nairaland A Clique? by thecolonel: 7:23am On Nov 12, 2006
What do U achieve wit a clique on Nairaland pls?


tHAT SOUNDS DUMB
PoliticsRe: As The President Of Nigeria, What Would You Do? by thecolonel: 5:16am On Nov 07, 2006
Throw a 400billion party with Jay Z, Diddy and Oliver da Coque on stage
Rap BattlesRe: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland Volume Two(group Tournament) by thecolonel: 4:56am On Nov 07, 2006
<Menike >
Itz Mpire !!!!
Some lil' Niggaz call me RULE but I hit paces wit Menike the Bull
New York I carry n' bleed never get down with fools
So Dj kurupt n' Colonel lets blast them down the pool

 {thecolonel}
She love my money, love my clothes
She got that sexy vibes, my ***** out of control
I know she ain't that girl ready play but niggas she ain't goin replay
Thecolonel , baby just want to be ya baby boi
Take me In your Arms translation "No Puedo Vivir Sin Ti 'Angelique"
Baby get love in your eyes, and that makes my spirits high
So lil' spanish ma ya ass takes me to cloud 9
With patience,your love completes honest dream
You my shawty when that cops come is you going to be my beam
Walayi Oh baby - U go be for my #1 african queen
Throw 2face away, your spanish language go bi my 2nd hyme
I go around the world to make sure U my favourite chic
But with my boi menike , U going to be ready for this beat
So laylow and lets get the jive, I'm go sex U all night because you're mine
       (DJ Kurupt)
Y'all heard what that Nigerian NIGGA said
Y'all Niggas need to get that dillutted down ya brains

[Chorus]
Niggaz we Ballin
Damn I got hot chicks they look so sexy
Can't leave her, she got that breast milk
She got that New York style (Bang n' money down- Dj Kurupt)
I'm gettin' ready for my Ballin' skills (Dammmn- Dj Kurupt )

<Menike >
(Yo this goin be crazy y'all - Kurupt let me loose)
( Menike is back on the Mixtape )

I got a nu Nigerian B - Took a retirement from Nairaland - I'm ballin' like a KING
Damn - I guess I banged lotta chics
Now my spanish ex bitches think I'm one of them tricks (I'm Ballinnnnn'- Dj Kurupt)
Itz Hoodloyalz for life - Hooped on Nairaland n' see niggaz callin me out
Colonel tell them cat , I play ball now so fu*ck that retirement sounds n' wait for Menike's comeback
My guns goin emerge with 6:fo's lowridin' wit hollow tips n' cylindic dow bed
So show me what U got l gay papis cusz I promise to put a gun through ya head
Never see U in a funeral cusz y'all like a dead dumbass turkey
Fall back sushi - You taste sour than my slutty puerto rican shawty
I'm Nairaland RETIRED gloriously now so I cud torture U like a riot
Make Shishi a 'Big Loser' and put him on some 'Notorious'  food diet (Dammn - DJ KURUPT)
Tinashie had a chance but sorry he just rhymed so cocky
Colonel's n' Hoodboi's my Weapons , Leave y'all gay wackos Instetines on Brakes
Hoodboi emailed sayin that tinashie doin shishi  some sex styled doggy
Chizzy baby I got ya mails - U kind of made some Eminem's Stan move mami
So forgive me I'm bout to fu*ck my NIGERIA B - damn she's my only shawty

(Dj Kurupt)
I heard bout that Nigerian Music movement
Shout out to my Nigga Rugged, Eldee, DJ Deemoney
I feelin y'all right Now - Holla @ ya boi

<menike >
Yo !! Kurupt - Thanks for havin' me back- thecolonel keep reppin' Nigeria dawg
Holla @ ya boi U sucka punch dickhead - Tinashie, Sleek, Shushi (Hahahaha)

http://www.djkurupt.com/
Rap BattlesRe: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland Volume Two(group Tournament) by thecolonel: 3:32am On Nov 07, 2006
@Everyone
this is the bars I and menike spat for DJ kurupt ova the weekend man .
Hope say una like am
Music/RadioRe: Tha Source Magazine Interviews Greatest Rapper On Nairaland by thecolonel: 8:17am On Nov 06, 2006
Very Funny thread embarassed embarassed embarassed undecided
Music/RadioRe: Best Rapper: Who Is Yours? by thecolonel: 8:15am On Nov 06, 2006
jayz,2pac,nas,mode9,mc hammer,outkast,shaggy,mc lyte, lil kim, kanye, common
Music/RadioRe: Who's Got Lyrics: Ruggedman Or Modenine? by thecolonel: 8:13am On Nov 06, 2006
Mode is crazy
Music/RadioRe: Freestyle Speaks Out About Beef With Eldee by thecolonel: 8:12am On Nov 06, 2006
@Deemoney
Broz wetin dey shele, em get one 9ja Bash wey I get for Chi-town this weekend ,
Hope to see y'all there oh!!

Back to the Topic :
Eldee and Free gats to comeback cuz they really owe their fans . Trybesmen is not just like a group.
It's not like a Maintain boyz or Remedies, Plantashun boiz etc. It's Trybes and I believe they shouldn't fade like that.
Rap BattlesRe: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland Volume Two(group Tournament) by thecolonel: 7:08am On Nov 06, 2006
Mein Una dey craz oh!!!
I spit one line una don dey meskafa ; Niggas I know MENIKE doesn't mean I him fools

As a matter of fact - I did one track with him over the week (Idiots) and that man is real not like y'all
Menike tell me self say U guys can be stupid and U guys are really lame as I could see
Sorry Guys >> U lost it badly . I will lay my lines with menike's when I get a hold of it

@100bars
Seen U on AHH > Nice punchlines and a tough rhymer, chizzy might be right
(U could give menike a run for his money)
RomanceRe: Nigerian Girls Are Not Romantic: Why? by thecolonel: 6:56am On Nov 06, 2006
Bros

Thatz true - My 9ja chic in 9ja lacks the romance. I think I might give her some romantic novels
as her Xmas gift grin grin grin grin - Asleast I can teach her that b4 she come join me here

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