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AfrknKngs:
ok! Let's peep game hurr. . . 1st off, u come @ him by saying it's because of peeps like him that makes peeps like u stay away! then u follow up by saying u check NL constantly(obviously didnt make u stay away) and follow up by dissing him then finish off by trying to make him feel stupid if he responded by telling him he'd be stupid if he replied!

[size=18pt]TALK ABOUT CONTRADICTION!!! [/size]

DAMN u stupid!

u dumb shit, dont u know u can check Nairaland witout login in, and dammn right every rapper on nl can't stand cunts like that retard

so don't make ypurself feel like a fool with posts like that bruh please

nice job guys. I go fit drop mine lata sha

I was in N.Y lately and caught up with my old american friend menike
I think he might just make a temporary comeback if I told him this thread existed here now because I know 2008 was a lot of drama

and Obama being president so I might convince the crazy guys to drop something but it's no guarantee sha

FLOWSHOW:
THECOLONEL IS AN EXAMPLE OF ONE DAY ONE INTERNET BOY .
THE DUDE HAD INTERNET FOR JUST ONE DAY SO HE DECIDED TO POST THAT,
HE ONLY HAS ACCESS IN FEBRUARIES AND NOVEMBERS , SEE HIM NEXT FEBRUARY. LMFAO.

Its bcus of stupid fuccks like u that makes folks like me stay away. and FYI bros I dey check nairaland constantly
and atleast not the Rap Battle thread anymore because it doesn't interest me like b4

like everybody here dey tell u since the last time Crude fucck ya mama
get a life little boy and stop hoverin' on peoples dicck please .

(and I kno how stupid u are, because u will still post a reply wit ya main I.D or sumthin else
and I accept that because u are just certified stupid )

Is it me or isn't this Rap Battles thread getting to boring.

wHat happened to the menike's,wordsmith's, tianshie,alexpissu,hybrid,magneto and all of them.
well I met menike the other day and he told me he left NL but I didnt know you guys would be so bored as well


So please somebody start a reasonable thread or battle that will be exciting

The greatest periods on Nairaland was here . Will never forget it

Assuming una fit bring that feeling back with stiff competitions
All this una nairaland runs and disses go even sweet pass my mama soup

this was absolutely stupid. them no still sabi their mistake

abi na our sport minister wey no sabi football abi na No Future Ambition guys dey kill us

freestyle is better ojare

menike:
I'll leave ya face shattered n' have u buried in Alaska underneath the tuck of cold ice
Apparently that cud be the only chance for u Coming To America like Eddie Murphy

mailmalc was good but this lines by menike buried the everything
Menike get my vote

una dey make me laugh like craze . wetin make una think say menike go come battle here with all this yans wey una dey do here .

that na my good friend . i no he won't battle maverick
@spottie
that ya nnobi spot na my area b4 i commot i stayed in 3 ladele dada ikate surulere . em get one fine 3 stori wey dey there . i even go gbaja boys.

as i bloc here na menike even show me stuffs n give me small studio time plus my stupid surulere hand wey done jump bus taya don shake gotti, jayz, nas, memphis bleek etc . infact my first car na em buy that shit for me so all of una wey dey hate that american guy no send .

Bare stupidity and illiteracy

zephyrr:
*******************ISSUES


[b]@MENIKE
BRO,You REALLY MESSED URSELF ,IF You THINK You ARE REALLY HOT THEN RESPOND TO HYBRID-X ,You DONT HAVE TO "CHICKEN OUT" WITH IRRELEVANT LAME EXCUSES,"THEY DONT HOLD WATERS"

lol - the nigga I knw as Menike never quits or chicken out of stuffs
He goes in and come out real strong

@Alexpissu
brotha, i AGREE WIT ALL THAT PUNCHLINE WEY U SELECT MAAN

@Bolajibaok
Bros, when I rap I rap with pidgin English and from wetin my nigga Menike yan me yesterday
Hahahahaha - Boy me self go kill u now

@wordsmith
that ya battle with menike tight but u sabi say I go shut up,

@everyone
enjoy yaself NL is all bout fun n' don't promote hatred

Rapsody:
(wakes from sleep and fans himself) Phew! So much heat/hate!
(heads for the beach)

hpe u wasn't refering to that nigga menike bro cus all I wud say is hmmmmm

Hmm always fire in tha house Menike

word up, GBADE, Tianshie and paddy_lo , sup dblock

whatup y'all - All my Nigeria bros wetin dey

@dblock,tianshie,jduck,hoodboi,gbadex,kaydee,paddy,menike
everyone of u guys I'm Back

@menike
I've tried reachin' u playa

Thanx a lot bro - Thanx for the bail
y'all I've bein in wahala wit them popos here n'
Menike posted a 24000$ bail on ya boi

Thanks a lot once again brotha - I gotta stay clean
Holla at ya fam 4 me men - Brittany must be a big gurl now
I'm on my way back to New York - I'ma holla at ya when I get in

Please where is Tianshie ?

Jduck13:
Yo I Got Groundewd a month yaw so if i don't spit the next round i want hood to take my place thats ''if''
I don't spit the next round

we go 3 rounds and that all. Po Deep"s battle is over we are waiting for other guys

@naijaway
bros too late partner ; the tourney is going on and everybody is cool
unless u can give dblock a challenge

Dblock

Me I go give u the win jaray.

(ie) we have Jduck, dblock already in the semis

no body will forget it

dblock:
Dblock Versus Paddy Lo

Round 1
I'm gon smack this nigga up, he's gon be hard to recognize
Rip his Tendons and veins open, his limbs are hard to utilize
Blood spurts, blood clots and this nigga's puss trickles
Paddy's a broke ass nigga, I've seen him searching gutters for nickels
How can this nigga defeat me, when this nigga can't even excrete pee
I enter the dragon, so niggaz thinking I'm some sorta Bruce Lee
Paddy Lo can't match ma Lyrics, he rates low on da Hip Hop to Rap gage
This niggas rhymes are wack it's reminiscent of the Stone Age
This niggaz a cock charger, niggaz call him Paddy The Homophile
After all that Ejaculation Paddy's going to need a new Sheet Pile
I'll melt this nigga with ma Acidic and Venomous combinatiom
This nigga mellows, it's an official D-block heat cremation
I'll cut Paddy's balls off and sell it on the internet for a dollar
I'm da Aristotle of Rap, Niggaz call me the HipHop Scholar
Schooled Big Shishi and now I'm going to school Paddy Lo
I can't possibly miss this, it's easier than a free throw
I'll eradicate this nigga, it's more striaght forward than an Escrow
Where da heck is Paddy Lo, he's proabbly fingering his clit with a Biro

@dblock
I'm still waitin' on Paddy

Jduck13:
yo judges yaw want take off if i drop my first verse now will u

The rules nah May 19 & 20 so make we wan rep am

Jduck13:
yo what about the snake rappin and da flow judgin member where do they go

Da Flow takes Mukina's spot. Since she has not been active lately. Da Snake I'd prefer to battle ayefele

But I don't know if y'all want us to bend the rules.?

Tianshie >>>> Menike Vs gBADE ( May 19)

Po deep >>>> Jduck Vs Hoodboi (May 20)

thecolonel >>>> Paddy Vs Dblock (May 19)

Mukina >>> beecrofty Vs sw2soufldn (May 20)

@Da Flow

We'll have u in as a judge.

@ayefele200 and Da Snake

Una fit enter the battle . We will just match y'all up

TOURNEY STARTS
MAY 19 WITH , PO DEEP, THECOLONEL AND TIANSHIE

AS JUDGES

(Mukina is still pending we need another judge una abeg)

@YOUNGDICE$

Nice rhymes bro - Yonkers / New York is in the House. Stttaanndd up

Tianshie >>>> Menike Vs gBADE

Po deep >>>> Jduck Vs Hoodboi

thecolonel >>>> Paddy Vs Dblock

Mukina >>> beecrofty Vs sw2soufldn

That will be our match ups ; They tourney will keep off on May 19.
dates go soon come up - guys me self need una help to organize this tourney

Oooooh my God , what da hell is goin' on here

@aye
babe, u must be ready to survive this one with this guys cus they are crazy.
I sure say menike wud be laughin' his ass off

Also they yan u thruu sha cuz guys no dey yan much here na freestyle n' rap strictly

Guys we get,

jDUCK
Menike
dblock
beecrofty
Hoodboi
sw2soufldn
Gbade x
Po Deep

as the only contestants for the year and that's all

@hoodboi
May 19 -

Deadline is May 10 and the Deadline is over

now guys that was a crazy rap up

@Po deep
Brotha u n' Tianshie cud just be a judge.

Thereby we cud have individual judges assigned to different battle. Example


JUDGE
Tianshie >>>>     Menike Vs gBADE

Po deep >>>>    Jduck Vs Hoodboi

thecolonel >>>> Paddy Vs Dblock

Mukina >>>           beecrofty Vs sw2soufldn


(Fuuucckk - Thats some real time match ups there)
Guys wetin all man think - May 19 is around the corner