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BoredBerry:
Yes! Next month...

Me too... No friends, no money... Previous birthdays have been shitty...

And to be honest, we're celebrating one more year closer to the grave...

Good evening!

And I'm serving a ban with my main account...

oh explains that , the ban , thought you were datbored.berry, I was banned too haha , Aries rock yeah!


No friends , No Money ,horrible birthdays wow seems we both are living the best life .





We do have people who care for us though .....A lot than we do ourselves .

BoredBerry:
Being stupid... Sometimes, I regret it...

you're also datbored berry right?

BoredBerry:
Being stupid... Sometimes, I regret it...

nah Regret is a waste of energy and brain power , lol look the past was supposed to happen , you were supposed to be 'stupid' nothing you could have done would have changed what happened , it was meant to happen , so fret not about the past regretting ,think about now , breathe in deep for 8 seconds breathe out for 5 , unclench your jaw, relax your fists and smile , its a lovley thing to be alive .

9jaBloke:
Wetin you do

it obviously gives them orgasm to ban me

Dominique , darling I've been blocked do , unban me ❤

Datboredberry:
I posted several things last night that I regret...

#remorseful...

remorseful about what hun?

Datboredberry:


Don't mind me... I love anything zodiac... Hi Sourcerer! You have another acct, 'theesourcerer'...right?

Hope you're okay.... Oya tell me your sign!

just remembered you were Aries ... Birthday coming soon huh?
I'm very indifferent to birthdays eeh!

Datboredberry:
I thought so too... But I'm sticking with my guts... Probably a man... God knows there's a lot of weird sh** going on in my neighbourhood... Crazy sex sounds... I know something bad is brewing...

an inbred man ?! Jesus this is hilarious.

LordReed:
Nobody who takes pictures with sunglasses has zero ego.

lol I was been sarcastic ,we all have egos dear Lord , we just seem to suoress what we can

dominique:
Hello Nairalanders

Word got to us that there are several scam groups on Facebook claiming to be Nairaland investment platforms where users can deposit money and get 50-100% of their investments within a short period of time. Please note that Nairaland Forum is not in anyway affiliated to these Facebook pages which were created to dupe people of their hard-earned money.

Below is a screenshot of some of the pages. Kindly report them if you came across them.

hey hun ,was banned by a bot on my new topic Formidable African queens , Could you unban me.Thank you

ACCIDENTAL STABBING




THE FEAR: Any knife could end up being the one that kills you.

As a kid, I was afraid that I'd die in one of three ways: car crash, werewolf attack, or accidental stabbing. The first is justified, the second, probably not, but it was the third for which people mocked me. When I saw a knife, I always thought, That could go into my stomach and kill me. Even now, when my wife twirls around kitchen knives and I keep a wide berth, she says, "Why are you so afraid?"

Ordinary people get stabbed accidentally all the time. In 2014, an Oklahoma man fell out of a hammock while whittling and stabbed his beloved four-year-old nephew. In 2010, an Alabama woman accidentally stabbed and killed her brother while she was doing dishes.


As a man who lives in permanent knife-terror, I will never whittle for fun, so getting stabbed in the hammock probably won't happen. But I do the dishes every day. So I just want to say to my wife, the steak-knife cavalier: Be mindful, and always hand me the knife handle first while I'm emptying and loading the dishwasher. That way, I can safely assume I'll survive another day. Assuming there's not a full moon.—Neal Pollack

Sex , birth and death are as random as random can be

You never chose your date of birth
Your Tribe
Your Religion
Your Country
Not even your name .


Yet you defend these things with your life , and even die for these blind cause



Seclude yourself from thinking your tribe is the best admist others
Remove the idea your gender is 'important 'or superior .
Your Religion is as real as Santa claus delivering gifts to surprisingly christain children alone.



If you understand this Far you know Nigeria has 'Nigerians ' and 'you ' ?

Truth is you are right , Nigerians are unruly , prideful, and pretentious people to say the least of adjectives to describe the average Nigerian ,
Sometimes you ask yourself how do I share a country with this mentally sick individuals who maim up north , who Rape, Who kill on 'ritual purpose for money ' worship idols ,Allah and monotheistic religions , people who are so Naive anything new is rejected , anything different is hated , people who fear voodoo , imams and pastors like literally are just pastors man fridays (even married men)
Thing is been born in Nigeria is as random as olumo rock forming in Abeokuta , , just be you ,you are not who the media says we are , We are Born here but not of here ..

We should stop calling these Animals a work of ritualists , they is definitely a serial killer on the loose there , a teacher , mechanic, or bike man , in his mid 20's ,late 30's , a family man . The signs are all there she was raped . Not 'indications in the privates shows it's for ritual purposes'

illicit:
Thesourcerer won't like this

.why?

Apotemnophilia


Apotemnophilia also as Body Integrity Disorder and Amputee Identity Disorder, Apotemnophilia is a neurological disorder characterized by the overwhelming desire to amputate or damage healthy parts of the body. Though not much is known about this strangely terrifying disorder, is is believed to be associated with damage to the right parietal lobe of the brain. Because the vast

doggedfighter:
The Sourcerer.

You got a group yet?

no not yet , any suggestions?