₦airaland Forum

Jesse01:
so dat y she had to slap my mom,because some MIL are somethin else gal u are unbelievable,

Oga some mother in-laws are trouble makers so like I said ask your mum before you talk to your wife......

First ask your mum what happened between them....... cause we know some mother in-laws can be something else

Martin0:
Lefulefu abeg come oo.
Come explain dis tin to me jor

Ye Martin own don erect oooo ehmmm but lemme see

what are you kidding me it looks like that of a two year old boy ( push him) but you told me that your yams when harvested they're big like that of an elephant

Pussyisfood:
I don't know for the people that posted here, but I get that erecting before I wake up from bed (and that is if I need to urinate). Sometimes I don't and just lie there because most times it becomes flaccid not 10 minutes after I wake. The erection is nothing more than a call of nature and nothing erotica about it.

No wonder pussy is food

gentleedu:
im feeling sleepy

Gentleedu you can sleep for Africa and him go call himself man

gentleedu:
hahahahahahaha, come let's do the do

We already doing it nah

gentleedu:
chai so u hv been peeping from the other room, wait I'm coming to teach you a lesson

So someone can not play with you again is that how you use to do......?

gentleedu:
lol come and see na, seeing is believing.

Waiting we don already view from window finish

gentleedu:
yes na, when u see me for 7am u go change mind

Even people wey get small chalk go dey follow teachers dey talk......

gentleedu:
i dey find you for second wife

And you think say e fit work.......

Martin0:
Yeah I played it today sorry watcheÐ it today on DSTV!
With her silicon metcheeeww
Abeg gudnyt!

Good night baby boy

Mariinee:
Marine state.

Savage

gentleedu:
you girls don join bad gang

Gentleedu married man waiting you dey fine here.....

Martin0:
I wan go sleep oo!

OK good night

Martin0:
Yeah she's good!

It not easy to learn English as a spanish born and at thesame time come in to compete with world female No 1

She dey try but the recent Nicki Minaj nah fire oooo go listen to motorsport by migos ft cardi b +Nicki Minaj that song nah bomb ooo

Martin0:
Madam some kin men dey around dey view us ooo!b chai governor!

You too funny

Martin0:
Really na wa oo and na dat type u dey buy

I never buy am cuz e dey cause but wen I travel go obodo I go buy am

Martin0:
Madam abeg nor dey call me oga again ooo my nor uhm!

I nor your type from the look of your face you go get moderate and fat puff puff.......

you this boy you too like food

Martin0:
Dem edo pipu dey call small (chikele) for dia slangs!

I mean if I kind of use to snapping pics u would ve seen it here and I would ve don it long time ago

OK now I understand you better

Martin0:
I like Cardi B hmmm good rapper this girl will take from Nicki when she don slack!

Cardi b dey try sha but Nick nor fit slack

Martin0:
Eh eh ok oo!I nor now much abt how the name take come sha!

Na one of my friend dey call herself that name for FBK so I came here and also saw u with that name!

Nah rich man drink be that e dey like best......

Martin0:
Hahahahah mission nor dey rain again ee!
I hear say na reverse dem dey onboard now!!

Some girls here dey talk say na I'm dey on board now even my close Allies dey talk same too!

See as him dey pretend like say him nor know the firm wey dey on board.......

Oga you sabi lie oooo

Martin0:
Nor worry nor be ahgaji ekewenka!

I chekele that for sure!
If to say I go lemme do ar for don do am since u know nA!

I nor sabi waiting you talk here ooo

Martin0:
Miz makado

I hail u oo!
True true easth nor reach u oo!

That name mikado nah one drink like that nah Nicki Minaj best drink so she dey call herself miz mikado so as she be my mentor me to go change my name to that one

Martin0:
na my mind I talk ooo coz I nor fit for pesin con hmmm my nor talk sha

I go surprise you....... knock you down mission.......

waiting I dey talk self

Martin0:
Yeah I get am for phone before ooo e nor reach some day's wey I meet u here na I take delet am ooo!
Infact I think we ve known each other here sef before I beging delet them and we never dey do this kin tin den sef I mean to dey check check!

Most pipu hear don see me na!
Atleast u don see me too!

Em nah true nah.....

Ehmm Martin your story too much just use your phone take am then you do the needful

yes I don see you but that one nah wen you dey young nah....... I just need to see the recent one so I go nor weather nah ahgaji ekewenka I dey follow yarn

Freeman50:
Young lady, Who do you think you are?
Well, We can't induce laquaciousity within the morphological element of some people . . . .just for the mere onus propandi of their existence.
Queen or general, save your breath.
Don't quote me again.

He thinks he has an option

Martin0:
U slim ooo u go fit carry sonshing so **jokes**

See this guy e be like say u won cry

Martin0:
U jus use ya hart take cover pesin wey dey behind ab?

I tell u say I nor get recent and I nor dey do doz tinz u suppose know na!

Most of my Em em na my laptop e dey but dem don collect am from me by those girls!

Ehmmm she nor dey ready to take pics nah......

but on a public forum like these you suppose get am for phone oooo

Martin0:
Gbakam kill pipu oo

Hmmmm oooo wey lefu dey oo make him come see for I shall see alone

Ehmmmm you put your own ehm ehm nah the recent one

Freeman50:
general queen on nairaland...I guess. Was it official or just a nick?
what orders are talking about pls

I'm the queen it doesn't matter where and how like I said..... "general" if I post something or say something here you don't have the right to speak otherwise.....