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mystery22:
You couldn't have asked her out on the date and you obviously gave her too much attention...
You get these kind of girls indirectly

Mind you, I didn't Instigate the date myself neither did I give her much attention as I am always a very busy fellow who hates to chat. It's just a thing they consider normal to act important or is it hard to get. They need to stop that shit. It's childish.

Straight to the point!

So I returned home just the other day. There is this girl in my street, Preety as she could be. I liked her and I sense she felt the same way and was already fond of me. How I confirmed this?? Due to my work schedule I am mostly at home in the evening so we met on one evening. The next time we met again was in the evening after some days, so she started telling me about my hair style the last time we met and the new one, physic and all that . I quickly chipped in that how could she have seen all of that in the dark?? She looked at me like a fool. Lols. Because obviously it was dark when we met. We could only recognized each other because we both stay in that Area for some years now.


Ok after everything, she was so eager about going out with me and knowing me more since I am barely available and so I told her about going for a date and we agreed on the day (Mostly on chat). Jokingly I told her the money will be split by half but she was like "No, as a gentlman, I have to pay for both" I said no wahala. We were still chatting like normal until at a point she takes time to reply me and this was just 2days b4 the date. I read people faster than they think, so I just stopped sending her message except for the last one to see if this is how a girl I want to go on a date with will feel too important even on my own money. After that night with no reply until the next morning, I simply replied her message that the date is cancelled and I that I am going to be busy with work on that day.

Honestly why should you feel important when I am the one spending my hard earned money? Since that day, I lost interest in her completely even as she pretty as she is.

If you're a girl, if you like be as beautiful as mermaid, immediately you start forming whatever it is to me, you have killed that feelings already. And I am sure I am not the only one on this one. I have a good sense of importance especially when dealing with a lady because I know too well that my money is at stake and you have absolutely nothing to add to my life than fun. So why make see you as important to me? You can be important to yourself but not me.

Anyways, my people what do you think about my action?

Modified: She instigated this date of thing and it's one of the reasons I felt she was fond of me already. I was in already but you see that hard to get mentality and feeling too important, it's just a turn off for me.

I have kinda relapsed on my Jelqing routine. I barely spend up to even 5mins since the year started...I think I'm just tired of Jelqing. But I still need to meet my target of 9inches length and about 6inches girth.

Anyways, It's about 5months now, these are my observations:

Length of Penis when the ruler is pressed against pubic bone = 8.7 inches

Girth of penis = 5.7inches


Another observation is that the Girth doesn't seem to have an increase anymore.


I'll try and rekindle the spirit once again. 9inches or nothing!

SarutobiEky:
exactly in which form can these damages be incurred?

Sadly, you can injure yourself easily while jelqing if you do not follow the general safety recommendations. Your injuries may be quite serious:

Baseball bat effect – In this case, a penis starts to look like a bat because of uneven gains caused by uneven pressure applied during jelqing. You will experience length gains at the base of your penis while girth gains will concentrate towards your glans. Your penis will resemble the baseball bat.

Donut effect – This issue may happen especially among circumcised men. When you overdo your jelqing session, or you are too intense with it, the bodily fluids inside your penis tissues are pushed toward your glans and collecting in a ring formation around it. This will resemble a donut on your penis.

Red spots or discoloration – This is the most common side effect of jelqing, especially for beginners. The red spots on your penis, also known as “Newbie spots”, mean tiny bursts of capillaries inside the skin of your penis. In general, they disappear in 24-48 hours. This is often a sign of a poor warm-up phase or too intense grip.

To know more about Jelqing, visit the websites below:
https://thestallionstyle.com/how-to-do-jelqing-exercises-properly/
www.pegym.com

passengar:
pls,How do you warm up and warm down

There are various ways you can heat up soft tissue inside your penis. The most popular methods use a wet warm washcloth, a moist heating pad, a microwaved rice sock, or an infrared lamp.

Although not being the best option, I prefer using a hot, wet washcloth. If you want to try it as well, you need to follow these steps:

Take a warm shower.

Grab a small towel or a washcloth.

Soak it in a hot water to make it all wet.

Pay attention not to burn your skin.

Achieve 30-50% erection.

Wrap your penis in a warm towel for about 15 minutes.

Pour warm water over your towel if you feel that your towel lost too much heat.

Keep this in mind – do not burn your skin.
Complete this procedure before starting the exercise.


follow these steps to warm down.

Right after completing your workout, grab a moisturizing lotion.

Apply it to your penis and massage it into your skin with deep circular strokes with your thumb and index finger.

Do this for 1-2 minutes.

Then grab the small towel/washcloth you used in your warm-up phase.

Soak it in hot water to make it completely wet.

Pay attention to not to burn your skin.

Wrap it around your penis.

Relax and keep it covered for 5-10 minutes.

SarutobiEky:
Hmmm. Wish I can get some tutelage under you sir. I know it's really vital that one does it the correct way. Ain't that right?

That's very true. More reason why you need to take out time to go through the website I referred to you. Not doing it properly can cause cause some damages hence the warning I gave when opening this thread.

SarutobiEky:
Thanks boss. There's plenty information there. But affording those devices is an uphill task.

I am not a fan of anything device. All I need is my hand and my lubricant. That's all.

SarutobiEky:
How do you guys jelq effectively without error please and can I hit y'all up?

Take out your time and visit the website below. you'll learn a lot.
http://www.pegym.com

Truvel:
I'm Begining To See D Reason Buhari Called D Youth Lazy. Just Imagine, U Are Talking Abt Dick At Dis Early Hour Of D Morning.

Lols

MeekySmudger:
...just say...u wanna sell...... did ur product make ur dick big?.....I am seeing great result from jelqing,...so say another thing

His manner of introducing his product isn't cool at all. He still has a lot to learn about marketing.

MANSPRIDE:
this is absolute time wasting and energy sapping. if your problem is getting a longer,thicker and stronger dick just buy our herbs and I assure in days you will see results that 20 years of jelging cannot give you.
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Thanks for your well thought-out advice sir but it's obvious I don't need it.

visit www.pegym.com to learn more about Jelqing.

Don't forget.....5days on, 2days off.

MeekySmudger:
....no I got increase from 5.9 to 6.3 in two weeks....a week later 6.7

That's still surprising sir.

MeekySmudger:
.....u finished me ....kuku shoot me....but am 6.7 now ooooo.....no remind me of my past....Lol

Don't take it to heart Sir
That's so fast for an increase in just about 2weeks tho. Wow!

MeekySmudger:
....you kinda sound like my 5.9 is small..Lol....but I do it carefully to avoid bent dick....I do it plus penis weight lifting

Well I need to be blunt here...5.9 is small from my own perspective even tho I understand it's few inches away from the average size. Practice safe Jelqing to get an increase...Pls be careful and jelq properly.

The weight lifting, from my little research, actually makes it faster for an increase in the size of the penis. I ain't a fan of it tho.

MeekySmudger:
......it did worked for me....Like first two weeks...the changes was very notable....like I was around 5.9....after first two weeks...I measured again....I saw 6.3...even before measurement...I noticed the increase during early morning bulge....I was like damn....am on my way to 7..from 7 to 8..from 8 to 9...then I will stop.

I see you have high hopes just like me. From 5.9 to 9....hmmm that's way too much for an increase associated with Jelqing, but anyways, I wish you all the best.

pls Don't forget to be careful and ensure you jelq properly. Read and watch videos on Jelqing to achieve a better and safer result. Welcome on Board!

DaudaTheSexyGuy:
So you want your dick to be as large as a horse's own

Having a 8.5--9inches dick can't be compared to that of a horse.

MediMedi:
The more I want to jelq the more my p**** get harder boooom I masturbate

Then try masturbate before Jelqing.

Drella:
Ladies already told you its big enough and you are already above average.

The penisss is not like biceps,tricep etc where you can keep building and still be okay.If you are oversized,sexx will be painful to girls and less enjoyable for you.

My 200 euros...

Thanks Brother

Drella:
I pity you.

I hope you don't start looking for funds to do a peniss reduction surgery in the future...

In as much as this sounds funny to me, I don't really consider it Big. 8.5--9 inches length and 6--6.5 inches girth is actually my target.

Now at 8.5 inches in length(with the ruler pressed against my pubic bone) and 5.7 inches in girth.

Consider Jelqing like a balloon that gets filled with air all the time....at a point it eventually gets overstretched and becomes expanded from it's normal size. It's as simple as that!

debbydams:
Eyes don see alot of mysterious things wey mouth no fit talk

Share with us dear

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tobechi74:
There is more to life than girl and sex . If she leaves me,many fish plenty for water. Jini big deal

Yeah you're absolutely right.

The image below illustrates the steps to take when Jelqing.

tobechi74:
All forcsex

Well you're right, you should have no shadow hanging over you especially when you know you have a good tool and you can use it properly. This implies that a girl will leave you for some other reasons other than sex.

Preshmane:
when did you start seeing results?

I started seeing the result almost two months after I started.
Anyways, some persons may not observe any significant increase until six months after, and some could take more time than that.

Remified:
I have like a 7 inch in length and 5.6-5.8 inch girth(it varies like there is where its slim then there is where its big ie just before the cap like the whole middle to the cap is 5.8 ) but God some days it looks and feel too small
Some girls and said it was big but I never believed op can u help me with tips on this jelquing

Jelqing may work sooner for some people and for others it may take longer. It partially depends on your age, health, and genetics. The good news is that jelqing results, for the most part, are permanent.
Over the period of time that you jelq, you’re creating new, stronger tissue. That stronger tissue over time continues to increase in strength and your gains improve.
That said once you get to a point where you’re happy with your penis, it’s important to maintain it with jelqing every now and then. Like any exercise, if you stop using the muscle, it soon dissolves over time, and you’re reduced to your puny self again.


The most effective jelqing routine;

The routine should be done up to 3 times a week for starters. You’d want to reach 5 days a week with 2 days break moving forward.


How to jelq – a step-by-step guide;

5 mins of Warmup
Then 5 mins of stretching the penis
10 minutes of the basic jelq as listed above
5 minutes of warming down


(1) The key to good stroking is lubrication: Before you start the exercise apply Vaseline, baby oil, or some other form of mild lubrication.

(2) Get an erection: Before you can start stroking and chocking, you need to get to around 75% percent erection. You can do this by stroking it slightly. Keep in mind it shouldn’t be at 100% percent erection because then pushing blood into it will be difficult. It can even rupture something if done incorrectly, and that’s something no man wants!

(3) Use the OK Grip: Make an OK sign with your index finger and thumb to form this grip.
Start from the base of your penis: Place your grip around the base as close to the pubic bone as possible.
(4) Start moving up: Now you’d want to apply slight pressure on the grip while moving it up. Ideally, it shouldn’t hurt, yet still efficiently push blood up to the head of the penis
(5) Stop right before the glans: Stop as soon as you reach the glans. So, going from the base to the glans is one jelq. Every jelq is between 2-3 seconds max. Don’t go too slowly or faster than that.
(6) Repeat multiple times: Once you’ve done one, form the OK sign again and start from the bottom. Do this multiple