₦airaland Forum

Dottore:
@op this thread would have been more interesting if you didn't start with a very incredulous story line. I'm sure the mod pushed it to FP not because the post is worth it but because he wants to see if any one is as bewildered as he is.
The possibility of a teenage secondary school girl being pregnant for 9 months without her fellow students knowing especially her house mates in the dormitory.
The possibility of the same teenage girl playing a self midwife role to deliver a baby in the bush and almost succeeded in burying the baby before a hunter stopped her.

Chai all these lies you are sharing have even made me to forget the real life share worthy experiences that took place in my secondary school days.

excuse me der was a similar case in my school den. her sister didn't know her bunk mate didn't know even her sitmate in class never knew. it was wen we heard a baby's cry we knew. we wr preparing for hostel inspection on a Saturday morning. dis happened may 7 2004. I can't forget dat date. but she gave birth wit d help of matrons in school

not only pple roaming d street naked are mad

Edo state first Lady in IMO state for august meeting
https://twitter.com/lindaikeji/status/632134829467807744
cc lalasticlala

phyllosilicate:
look at what you are saying, didn't you do Geography? Why did you think Benin is classified as a rain forrest zone, and kaduna is sahel savannah? Or why do Benin have 2 peak raining seasons and kaduna has one?

am speaking abt d wind dat comes wit d rain

phyllosilicate:
just one heavy rain! ... Northern states are lucky, if heavy rain falls almost non stop for 7 days as it happens in Benin, Kano will turn to lake chad.

if d rain dat falls in d north fall here. all d houses here would n roofless. I testify to dis because am based In Kaduna but skool in ekpoma.

dis lady is always looking stunning

Toks2008:
No woman should be married for free but the groom should bring what he and his family dim fit for the lady so don't get it twisted.

wat if he and his family don't feel like bringing anytin

y don't u post d pictures

she's not carrying dat baby properly

OKOCHA1:
Lol wat abt prodcing. 8

I tot I was d only one dat saw dat

Chibuhealth:
Who is he? We dnt know him here in Australia. HML anyway??

we don't even know him here in Nigeria

d third pics look like its Sammy's wedding

d first tin I noticed was deir head. not deir boobs sef

DAT fore head doe

Adeyeancah:
On this special day, i wish you all the very
best, all the joy you can ever have and may you be
blessed abundantly today, tomorrow and the days to come! May you have a fantastic birthday and many
more to come... HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
One last thing, I love ur cheeks!

. tank you

etiosa97:
Go tell soundcity

. u r entitled to ur opinion

I am a year older today. help me tank God

All deir children are graduating

Beyonce is pretty

bleaching expert is dat supposed to b a title or an achievement

dey look gud

buhari b like dis gal is ripe o. madam b like abeg pmb remove eye from dis one

Sile12:
12. Dubai.

dis Dubai police women wit wrapper aw wud dey run

her shape here is looking very ugly

The English language has some wonderfully
anthropomorphic collective nouns for the various
groups of animals.
We are all familiar with a Herd of cows,
A Flock of chickens,
A School of fish
and A Gaggle of geese.
However, less widely known is:
A Pride of lions,
A Murder of crows
(as well as their cousins the rooks and ravens),
an Exaltation of doves
and, presumably because they look so wise:
A Congress of owls.
Now consider a group of Baboons.
They are the loudest, most dangerous, most
obnoxious, most viciously aggressive and least
intelligent of all primates.
And what is the proper collective noun for a group
of baboons?
?
?
Believe it or not ... a Parliament
A PARLIAMENT OF BABOONS!
I guess that pretty much explains the things that
come out from the Parliament!
cc lalasticlala. cc ishilove

https://m.facebook.com/BasketmouthComedy/photos/a.475838960190.387584.333770020190/10155773218115191/?type=1&source=46&refid=17
Loafers

ebosie11:
Another pic

father nd mother of d groom I suppose

I don't tink its a coincidence because dey wore same bracelet nd same shoes

he is a typical Nigerian

Dis is what I saw on my timeline

lalasticlala:
See his tweet below:



https://mobile.twitter.com/realFFK/status/614442333464080384

let's pray o. Obama is hosting buhari very soon