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Foreign AffairsRe: Mozambique Says 5 Citizens Killed In ‘xenophobic Attacks’ In South Africa by themanderon: 10:09pm On Jun 02
South Africans will pay in tears and blood for this foolishness of attacking their fellow Africans. I can't fathom how a people can be so hateful towards their fellow Africans.
PoliticsRe: Emeka Ike: INEC Probes Leak Of Voter Data Involving Wike’s Aide, Lere Olayinka by themanderon: 10:03pm On Jun 02
Who are they deceiving? What are they probing? As if we don't know what they are up to.
Foreign AffairsRe: South Africans Chase Zimbabwean Lady Out Of Her Shop And Loot The Shop by themanderon: 5:56pm On Jun 01
madridguy:
Leave lazy out of this... If they're lazy then why are people there to benefit from their economy?
Ki lo n so bayi? So you support this barbarism?

@Topic:: My blood is boiling right now. They should thank Nairaland we aren't allowed to express ourselves the way they deserve.
PoliticsRe: Uzodimma Rates Tinubu 100%, Says Administration Saved Nigeria From Collapse by themanderon: 4:44pm On May 31
Who wanted to collapse it? The same guy he supported?
PoliticsRe: NDC To Hold Independent Election Transmission In 2027 - Pat Utomi by themanderon: 4:41pm On May 31
Would it be admissible in our bulaba courts? I think not.
FoodRe: How Long Do You Boil Your Eggs? (picture) by themanderon: 4:19pm On May 31
Cook it well enough to avoid salmonella and other harmful bugs. Chickens can be quite dirty.
PoliticsRe: Electoral Act Amendment Bill: NASS To Reconvene Over E-transmission Of Results by themanderon: 4:14pm On May 31
Thought Bulaba had signed it? What are these rogues amending again?
Christianity EtcRe: Scottish Kid Scout Refuses To Bow During Mosque Visit, Goes Viral (Video, Photo) by themanderon: 2:47pm On May 31
What is the UK government up to with this rubbish of taking students to mosques? What kind of covert indoctrination is this? Will they take them to churches too? I have been seeing this disturbing trend and I don't understand it.


That boy was well trained and will stand sure when it's time to separate the sheep from the goats.
FamilyRe: My Mum Wants Me To Attend Every Occasion by themanderon: 2:36pm On May 31
Jmichael1:
I don't know what else to tell my mum just to let her understand that I get bored wen ever I'm around crowd of people and I'm an introvert..
My mum is that kind of person that believes in "I do for you,you do for me....

I'm currently 26yrs,and all my life, I've been to just 1 burial and just 1 marriage.
Despite the fact I lived alone,my mum always call me wen ever there's occasion either in the village or in the neighborhood were I grew up here in yenagoa..

She don't want me to miss any occasion along I heard about it.....she will always say"Michael...my son,no forget say nah u be 1st pikin,na people wen u do for today,go do for u wen ur turn reach,dey try attend people party ooooh

I don't know what else to do oooh,I'm not into party or occasion lifestyle..

My phone has been switched off since on Thursday,bcuz I heard of burial of sum1 I knew,and I know she must call me to attend the burial and I'm not ready to go...

To cut the long story short,plz my fellow nairalanders,Wat will u do in dis situation if u were in my shoes.
Don't worry, very soon you will know the importance of attending others people's burial and parties.
CrimeRe: Family Finds Missing Son Locked In Prison For 18years Since Age 14 Without Trial by themanderon:
I am just shedding tears. I have always said this entity of a country is inherently evil and I just don't know why. It's as if the foundation of the country was founded on wickedness and everything evil.
Just look at what this evil entity did to this man. They robbed him of his childhood, parents and Sanity. These are invaluable things that can never be replaced.
People have to take responsibility for this evil. The policemen that did this are probably retired but the deed from their wickedness lives on.
The thought that there are so many cases like this of people languishing in jail without trial shudders me.
Everything is truly wrong with this country.
CelebritiesRe: Peter Okoye Retweets Post Mocking Victims Of The Oyo Kidnapping by themanderon: 9:14am On May 30
helinues:
Abeg make una ignore. That some people chose to be insensitive about the matter shouldn't make us to give them unnecessary attention

So as how some Obidients have been mentioning me steady about the event trying to mock, well 80% of their mentions are blank to me though

Me sha know say whatever a man sows, so he shall reap
And you would soon reap the repercussions of your daily mockery of Nigerians by your over the top support of your incompetent master.
CelebritiesRe: Peter Okoye Retweets Post Mocking Victims Of The Oyo Kidnapping by themanderon: 9:08am On May 30
Where did he mock the victims nitori olohun? He only stated the obvious that if we vote the wrong people into power there are consequences, most of it disastrous so where is the mockery?
TravelRe: Man Starts Screaming After He Was Told He Was Making Noise At The Airport by themanderon: 11:20pm On May 29
Many Nigerians are angry and going crazy because of the economic situation on the country.
FamilyRe: Wife Gets Husband Arrested Over Sale Of Inherited Family Land Without Consent by themanderon: 11:13pm On May 29
The husband is an ajibole.
Car TalkRe: How Long Does It Take To Get A Driver's Licence In Nigeria? by themanderon: 11:06pm On May 29
Desusi:
Telling us that's the story for another day, while the boy was lying down almost dead according to him.Why are we this wicked! Human lives in Nigeria is like ordinary animal! Wow!
You don't know the average Nigerian is naturally wicked? We only show empathy towards another if and only if it affects us directly. If it doesn't we just don't care. Shebi children as young as 2 yrs are in the forest and yet our government has not declared a state of emergency and launched a manhunt for the kidnappers. They are more interested in reelection. The ogun state government even organized a festival at a time like this. Many of us are just plain horrible.
What annoys me about this one is that he was just trying to shift blame to the child forgetting it was his car that hit the child. He only became concerned because he realized he might be liable to the accident. I just imagine how someone that reason like this would be in real life.
PoliticsRe: Despite Over-borrowing By N1.54trn, FG Implements Only 17.66% Of Capital Project by themanderon: 7:42pm On May 29
I don't know what you guys are bothering yourselves for. I told you you will see all these missing monies during next year's snatch, grab and run operations grin.
CultureRe: Ojude Oba 2026: Beautiful Colours, Culture And Class From Ijebu Land (Photos) by themanderon: 7:36pm On May 29
All I see are painted masquerade looking ladies.
Car TalkRe: How Long Does It Take To Get A Driver's Licence In Nigeria? by themanderon: 7:26pm On May 29
FarSide:
So, last week, I was involved in an accident with my new car. The victim, a boy of about 10 years laid lifeless on the road. Though it wasn't my fault but that a story for another day...

At first I thought it's just an accident, maybe if the boy dies, the parents will now carry him and burry. And maybe at worst, it's a bad name, people could be suspecting me of murder... Anyways their opinion I thought. After all it's not my fault .


But then something struck me. I have no driving license! That's when I realized I could be in for a long thing. How can I clear myself at the police station. I could be charged for murder and I will be doing a prison term for it.

At that moment, I started sweating profusely. I realized a single act of negligence (failing to get a driving license) could land me in serious trouble.

But then, my African instinct came in, a consolation I thought. I said to myself, if this boy dies, I will be going straight to a driving school that promised to help me process my driving license and get it instantly at any cost. With that my offense could be dismissed as just an accident.

Well, lucky me, I took the boy to the hospital and he survived. Drove home and grounded the car. Moved straight to the driving school to process the license. To my greatest surprise, they only gave me an enrollment form to fill that day and told me the process will be continued after 26 working days!!!
I was like "sir, is there no way to fast track this?" He said no way. That was when I realized there is no shortcut to freedom had the boy died from the accident. Well, I'm still patiently waiting to continue the processing and get a valid license. Though I drive the car once in a while but I'm extremely cautious. And I pray my chi will see me through.


Lawyers in the house, what do you think would have been my punishment??

My fellow new drivers, do well to get your license asap.
You would have gone to jail for manslaughter and from what you wrote up there you would really have deserved it. You didn't care a life was almost lost as a result of your carelessness. All you were just doing was trying to absolve yourself of any blame. You are heartless.
PoliticsRe: Akpabio Scores Tinubu High On Economic Reforms, Security by themanderon: 5:34pm On May 29
Attention should never be given t political jobbers like this shameless man.
CrimeRe: Armed Men In Mufti Threaten Estate Security In Lekki, Lagos by themanderon: 5:31pm On May 29
These are the rubbish filth that should be weeded out of the npf if they are to regain their long dead reputation.
It simply means he has been killing people and nothing has ever happened to him. His day has come.
How did these kind of men graduate from the police academy?
CelebritiesRe: Seyi Tinubu Shines In New Photos by themanderon: 5:23pm On May 29
E no pass like that. Showing off extravagant lifestyle while their followers like Yarimo, Helinus and Hoichenoire hang on to their 30k stipend.
FamilyRe: What Exactly Would You Do In A Situation Like This ? by themanderon: 5:20pm On May 29
It's a warning sign from above. Whether you know it or not.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu's Answer To Reporter's Insecurity Question Draws Mixed Reactions by themanderon: 4:55pm On May 28
Balablu has done it again..............only this time no one remotely understands what he is saying.
EntertainmentRe: 2 Ladies Carry A Drunk Man (Video) by themanderon: 4:50pm On May 28
Those are black Americans which kind ekwilobia?
Bloggers will dig up rubbish and tag it that it happened in Nigeria.
RomanceRe: Police Harass Ladies Travelling With Vibrator In Bayelsa by themanderon: 1:42pm On May 28
Oga police please give them their vibrator ohhhh. Even though I don't support the use of that rubbish, both spiritually and physically, it is no body's business and certainly not a crime for anyone to carry one.
This our policemen sef. They need to reeducate them on the intricacies of modern policing.
PoliticsRe: What Happened To The Nigeria We Once Knew? by themanderon: 1:26pm On May 28
You wanna hear the truth? Politicians utterly and viciously destroyed the country and they are still actively doing so today.
PetsRe: Buffalo Named 'Donald Trump' Spared From Eid Sacrifice In Bangladesh by themanderon: 1:18pm On May 28
Hemanwel:
Buffalo?? For Eid? Like, how do they plan to butcher it?

This beast of an animal that takes at least two lionesses to bring down?
A Carmel that is several times larger is usually taken down by humans how much more this buffalo.
PetsRe: Buffalo Named 'Donald Trump' Spared From Eid Sacrifice In Bangladesh by themanderon: 1:17pm On May 28
WOW 😮. Really looks like trumpy.
PoliticsRe: Eid Prayers Turn Tense As Worshippers Chant Anti-APC Slogans In Ilorin by themanderon: 1:16pm On May 28
Mccullum:
I will not tell you what APC has achieved, just used your phone that you used to ask this same question to ask Google, you will see the list of the party's achievements.
Audio achievement. Go out to the streets and let people tell you their feelings about that demonic party that ruined their lives and took away food from millions while they the politicians live large and ostentatiously.
HealthRe: Edo Children’s Day Celebration: Students Land In Hospital by themanderon: 12:43pm On May 28
At this point in time some parents decided to take the risk and allow their kids attend such an event? Just few days after the sad event in Oyo? Sadly, the incompetent government tried to kill them this time instead of those animals in the bush. Why releasing tear gas where thousands of kids are gathered? I can imagine the stampede.
Hope no one dies. This evil party has enveloped the whole nation in darkness and sorrow yet they don't want t go.
PoliticsRe: Eid Prayers Turn Tense As Worshippers Chant Anti-APC Slogans In Ilorin by themanderon: 10:32am On May 28
I just don't understand how we vote in utterly useless and clueless political leaders in this country.

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