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.. they start thinking how all the money they have wasted on campaign, the probe the new govt will probe them and how they wouldnt be able to embezzle money again

they and their god fathers and allies after the results is annnounced..

.. then they start asking people what exactly happen.

when they hear the results of four states from a particular region.. it is finished

power is gone..

during election, someone starts disrupting results compilation or someone says they are winning already.. why not wait first ?

lemme die before you bury me naw

Results start coming in and they listen with all attention

prayer mood activated

Election day finally comes and they are moody and thinking throughout the elections

They start making threats upon threats of what will happen to the country if they leave

then someone suggests one kind of bam idea to them and they are like " that is the key"... this should work

AND THEN someone tells them to bring more money for some quarters and quarters.. meanwhile.. election is only two weeks away

Then they start listening to suggestions from every corner. FRom old and young..


Most of the suggestions are very stupid and unimplementable as they surrond themselves with stupid advisers..

Then they start thinking of every possible way to win back the voters

THEY asking what exactly did i do to this people sef ??.. This rice and oil is not working oh..

Then they start reading the wicked comments on twitter and trends like somebody must go.. they start reading criticms of their govt on newspapers and nairaland and the opposition clamouring for the people to vote them out..

Ok sir, what have you done concerning sports.. ??/

no too...

what of your hometown sir ??

SIr, what about education, employment and infrastructure..what have you done so far ??

9) Then the questions start, opposition merges and serious scrutiny starts

sir what have you done in the power sector for four years

8 ) Second term is approaching, i will use the tactics i used during first term.. a few fake promises, few thugs and some money for the people and bags of rice for the masses.

7) they and their wives during first term.. meanwhile 2nd term is fast approaching

6) They go to appreciate their fathers and of course they do not go alone..

5) some how, some how.. They win first term. Time to party .. the plans worked

4) They will start active and serious campaign across the street, distributing groundnut oil, rice, handbands and make promises of 24 hours light,good roads,clean water,free wireless and many more

3) They Go to CHURCH AND mosques again to balance the equation

2) They go the traditional way to receive blessings from the traditional religion

1) After they have runz all appropriate quarters, pay respect to the Godfathers,hired thugs for ballot snatching and shared some bags of rice before the elections.. Yes everything is set !!!

Nigerian Celebrities and marital Break ups

Drew0:
TheManFromKenya were art thou.
Come and see your senseless people.
Blinded by religion.
Lmao.

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Those are the Bad eggs

Mods or whoever is responsible for this, this thing happened in kenyan and not nigeria now

Drew0:
Kenyans are truly senseless.

says the hungry nigerian mofo whose girls av taken to prostitution in italy,guys to drug pushing in indonesia and a sick president travelling around the one...

When are u going to malysia to sell ur kidney ? ..

The kidney is kuku useless in a body like urs

What is there in telling people u slept with a girl... Same girls that we go abt saying how u cummed in 3 mins or have a small pee pee later ?..

As long as i paid you and u didnt f me for free, if i like i go NTA i go announce., e no concern anybody

They are not serious people..

The other day i had three rounds of sex with ini edo, nobody knows about it till date...