Synord:
Cc lalasticlala

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well done

hmmn

CAPSLOCKED:

HAHN BACK IN THE SEMINARY WE STOLE COMMUNION ON A REGULAR CUZ THE REFECTORY FOOD WAS USUALLY SMALL, UNSATISFYING, OR NOT CONSUMABLE.


THE WINE WAS GREAT TOO. THE ALCOHOLIC PERCENTAGE WASN'T BAD.

cc lalasticlala

Buhari must go in 2019 please

cc lalasticlala

SonOfAyegba:
She be reptile? Abi she no get blood for waist!! She most have been masturbating

really ..

2aces:
Congrats bro, you bleeped a second hand virgin mehn!

I don't get

Homeboiy:

Go for a deliverance,ask God for forgiveness of sins
you just committed a fornication which is a sin in the eyes of God.
Will you marry the small girl u just scattered her Gods precious gift

I weep for children of this generation

How do you know she is a small girl..
I didn't rape anybody.. consensual sex

I had sex with a girl that claimed to be a virgin and was quite sure was a virgin and I didn't see a single drop of blood.Please , is this possible..?? Can one actually be a virgin and not drop blood even if it's small after the sex ?? help..I don't want to lose my trust or have doubts about her ??

...

Organizes said we should chill

The party kicked off at about 2 33 pm..

According to eye witness report, one of our informants , a bouncer at the event told us that only two nairalanders came with a vehicle...

The scarcity of girls like tomatoes was also reported..

Details soon

EmperorLee:



Lupita Nyongo, buh na the only good thing wey dem get be that.

If you ask any kenyan

Who is your favourite celebrity - Lupita Nyongo

Who is the most beautiful girl in your country - Lupita Nyongo

Who is the richest person in your country - Lupita Nyongo

MENTION KENYAN'S NATURAL RESOURCES - Lupita Nyongo

WHAT IS KENYA KNOW FOR - Long distance races and Lupita Nyongo.

Yet no actress in nollywood is as successful as she is..

Her net worth is even bigger than nollywood

Winnelyn:
Themanfromkenya, why do i feel you are seeking for cheap attention here, do you ever have this in mind that someday you will find yourself and you will be disappointed??

Unfortunately, I don't give a Bleep about how u feel

Bye bye

Who cares about some fake ass artist that slept with her producer and her husband who allegedly could not afford baby diapers??

like it or not, u are still upcoming..

Even davido is an upcoming artiste In the Us..

Instead to clarify that he is now known, he is cursing..

Nigerian artistes and fake life..

BUTCHCASSIDY:

Dude, Piece of advice
you are just upsetting yourself over a non issue
Just walk away and channel your energy into positive stuff

Thanks, bro ..

I can't just stand people bullying my country and making sweeping generalization..

Probably I will just correct anyone that has a wrong stance on my country and if the person is not seeing it the right way. I ignore.. Thanks

Crieff:


Your pain is legitimate. It is quite unfortunate that such happened.

Sorry.

Remember, at the most, Nigerians on Nairaland is less than 1% of our 170m population...a good suggestion is to take in it stride and move on.

All the best.

God bless you for this sensible comment..

I wish everyone was like u

Nigerian ladies doing what they know how to do best ...why is everyone surprised ??

kullozone:


lol... He didn't even get my sarcasm. I was making fun of you for bragging with just 3m. That's pathetic mehn, lol
people with roughly 3m are not even suppose to reveal such amount to the public. It's just so fvcked up. Get more money, then you can come back to make noise, ok??
Funny man.

What do I expect from a weed smoker anyway ?? ..bye

wristbangle:
Op, one of your comments, you mentioned how you missed a contract because a company have derogatory view about you and your kins men. That's a blatant lie.

We have Companies with regional HQ in Nigeria and Kenya who communicate regularly and have pleasant relationship hence exchanging sweet pleasantries. There are other examples I can cite to debunk the rubbish claims about the strained relationship as you claim about us.

Probably you are a scam or rather your project isn't fascinating enough to close your contract deal. Stop posting false information in this forum. If the mods are active, you supposed to have been banned by now.

For your information, I have not heard of a Nigerian lady getting married to your men rather inverse is the case as your women always wish to hook a foreigner which actively includes Nigerian men. Of recent, a well known Kenyan lady divorced her husband for John Terry's father, an old man almost heading to his grave. Can we even say your women are gold diggers? That's a discussion for another day.

I would have spike huge insult on you but for the respect I have for some good Kenyan friends I have on FB, I will refrain my words.

You are indeed a troll and I hope you quickly realise this before it's too late.

What do i expect from a fool whose threads are all about 8 things women should do when his mates are out making money ??

Did I ever mention it was a Nigerian company... Am sure u must still be in secondary school..

None of you will force me to name the company because I have my future to protect...Its a foreign based company ...owned by whites but the headquarters is in Nigeria....

I wouldn't even have gone if not for money involved...

Find another 8 ways thread to create and never come back to the thread...what sensible person uses a moniker as wrist bangle..??

Ur broke self does not even have a drop of knowledge concerning business and contractual transactions, u think this is some thread to gain love from.underaged romance land girls ??

DriveByKiller:
The only honourable thing for you to do is work extra harder to relieve your mom from her dick-gagging and cum-swilling job to random men who can afford her bugger and coke.

last time she went for malaria test, her blood properties were made up of 85% sperrm deposited by her countless clientele part of which are her own sex-famished cousins. she has been advised to go on mandotory sex-leave.


now he is looking for sympathy playing the victim.

first off, you didn't share your pathetic life voluntarily, cease lying. i manipulated and cajoled you into owning up to your fatherless existence and upbringing. (see pic below).

i honestly think you still show symtoms of a fatherless vagabond raised by a prostitutingg, crack-junkie as mother. take a look at your threads, when you aren't 'exposing' a girl you slept with, you're looking for attention from online folks to compensate for the absence of your runaway father.

and now i have pummeled you since the past two days into admitting your coward daddy is a serial polygamist who is too broke to stand on his own two feet. loolz. you're an insecure gibbon who just killed his 'father' and lineage here in a bid to uplift his worthless ass so online folks will praise you. you need any more proof to know you aren't just unemployed, you're unemployable!

trolling is an art, boy, it involves mental and emotional nurturing. your father should have sticked around to instill loyalty in you instead of running away leaving you to bear your mother's name.
i will end this lecture by imploring you to show respect to someone whose young life has impacted society more than that of your obscure heritage. your history and identity is forever lost to your father's unbridled lust for pleasure. your maternal heritage is doomed to be the earth's factory producing daughters and sons of debauchery.

your birth is a result of the collision of congenital bacchanalia and hereditary whoredom. that's the meeting of both your cursed parents.

don't be rebellious next time, son. learn to recognize the hierarchy of Leslie, who's rich enough to pay your libertine mother more than your beachcombing father ever payed her for penile gags.

if your dad is still as broke as you claimed above, i will offer him stipends to watch me teach your whoring mother her life's lesson.


you still wanna troll me?

Trolling is an art....Never have I heard a more dumb statement..

I have attested to the fact that I have a run away father..

And if u judge me by my threads here, then there is no greater fool than u..

U keep running away from the fact of ur unemployed state ...that is why me am different

I have accepted the fact and used it to shape my future ...you on the other Hand is trying so hard not to think of ur present state of joblessness and the bitter truth that there is no hope for u where u mates are succeeding.

Admit the truth for once in ur Job forsaken lifetime, do u have a job... ; D

Of course, I expect u not to provide an answer but rather in ur usual senseless approach, merry go around again.

The reality is why u are here shouting, my mother has a car already... By Gods grace and will, her house will be completed for her this December ...By Gods grace and mercy..

She will become a car and house owner....You are still with ur Third class CV roaming the streets..

Ur wig and gown must have gathered dust in whatever dungeon u kept it ?? Since u don't have a job, I will give u one u shameless son ??

When we u quit be senseless..look around what ur mates have achieved ...What do u have to show Ur fake ass come on here With poetic rendition in order to sway the love of faceless male hiding behind female dramatic persona towards your pathetic jobless self..

How do u wake up every morning knowing all u have to do all the day is to enter into a forum that was created by someone who was ur age at the time and all u do there is to troll..??

look at the mirror... yes..

Look at your purposeless life...

I wonder how ur bitch ass replies when they ask you " How work ??

Ur bitch ass Troll king probably go like " God never do am "..

Mofo!!!

Keep begging ur junior ones for money to buy Toothbrush and data ...

Bastard son

fayded:
this Kenyan man...pls receive sense...
nairaland girls re coming sha..na them go handle ur matter..
just spewing trash here..Kenyan guys nd ugliness.. [b] someone gimme dt two finger picture [b]

Someone shld give u two finger picture.

Apparently, ur brain has been fingered

Great kenya

Greenbullet:
BANTER OF LIFE: whenever I see any African village on t.v where they run around naked,I just finalize that its Kenya.

Ok

CHYMZZY:

ßea, you no dey tire!
Every single sec you are nairaland.
Especially on romace..

...

I won't respond to stupid posts

shizzy7:
You're obviously hungry...
Go eat your concoction and step down with some watery cow dung.

Olodo rabata.

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I know u are enjoying yourself

Have fun dear. after all, u can't kill urself

Next

Gladiator1:
Oh! Thank God u know there re so many reasonable ppl in Nigeria. But know one thing, Nigeria/Nigerians don't need Kenyans cos u guys re so silly, very unreasonable, very gullible. So pls, stay bk in ur village, abi country n continue developing ur nuisance. We don't need u n ur fellow Kenyans. Leave us alone. Na by force to accept u? I'll rather accept a man from Afghanistan, Pakistan, Iraq, Iran, Lebanon, Syria than accept ur fellow brethrens.

Ok sir...let me reason with more intelligent people now

[quote author=freesinzu post=50413925]
Answered, ALL KENYANS ARE STUPID BECAUSE YOU ARE STUPID , DON'T NEED TO SEE A 100 KENYANS TO KNOW THAT[/quote

Ok ]

shizzy7:
oooohhh... That post hit you Baaaddd.
I will not stop insulting until you stop replying my mentions.

ThegoatfromKenya, I don't blame those who insult your country on twitter and Instagram, its because of miscreants and touts like you.

Apparently, you are a disgrace to Kenya.

OK..let me keep u busy then

Continue.... What next do u av to say ??

shizzy7:
You're a deluded fool, what is the purpose of your thread? Is it not show how uncultured you are

Of course, you're a good man, NO! I mean boy, but you know how to come on a forum and insult all the women of a whole country.

The "f" beside my moniker is tormenting your life and future.... run along chicken
NB: I fight for myself .... You Coward.

Are u on ur menstrual period or what.. Go get a tampon or sumfin young lady....

Don't disturb me please..I beg u ..