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Romance › Re: Nairalander Buys Loaves Of Bread, Set To Photobomb Zuckerberg Pics (photos) by TheManfromKenya(op): 3:23pm On Sep 01, 2016

IamLEGEND1:
This one don kolo.

hope u well

Romance › Alfa Tells Nairalander The Key To His Success Is Mark Zuckerberg Shirt (photos) by TheManfromKenya(op): 3:12pm On Sep 01, 2016

As we all know, The Facebook CE0 Is in My country,Kenya... Glory be to God in the highest...

While i was gathering loaves of bread yesterday to be used to photbomb mark zukerberg pics, Alfa khalid ., a renowned alfa in my hood knock on my door on 6am...

He said the key to my success is mark zukeberg grey shirt which will be used to unlock the door to my success..

Mark got the key...he said and left before i ask questions....

Please how can i lay my hands on mark zuckerberg grey shirt without hurting him now ?

Jokes Etc › Re: Lol... Nairaland Owner,seun Bounced From Meeting Zuckerberg At Yaba ?? (Photos) by TheManfromKenya(op): 9:00am On Sep 01, 2016

MrCork:
..all u talk about is moiney moiney moiney and yet I have moiney but u don't want me to enter u...are u a racist toward black people?

what are you saying ?

Jokes Etc › Re: Lol... Nairaland Owner,seun Bounced From Meeting Zuckerberg At Yaba ?? (Photos) by TheManfromKenya(op): 8:55am On Sep 01, 2016

freecocoa:
If Seun has any sense of humour, this should be on the homepage.

i dey Tell u..

Lalasticlala.....

Jokes Etc › Re: Lol... Nairaland Owner,seun Bounced From Meeting Zuckerberg At Yaba ?? (Photos) by TheManfromKenya(op): 10:20pm On Aug 31, 2016

niggi4life:
I foresee a 5year Ban for everybody that laughed at this funny joke .
I also foresee a 15year ban for the OP

Oga Seun, me i no laff oooooo

NB:i mistakenly laughed so hard that i pressed report for my own comment. Na God say make i neva press enter

lmao ooo

Jokes Etc › Re: Lol... Nairaland Owner,seun Bounced From Meeting Zuckerberg At Yaba ?? (Photos) by TheManfromKenya(op): 9:58pm On Aug 31, 2016

Fidelismaria:

lol...

Jokes Etc › Re: Lol... Nairaland Owner,seun Bounced From Meeting Zuckerberg At Yaba ?? (Photos) by TheManfromKenya(op): 7:33pm On Aug 31, 2016

MrCork:

enter .... Where !?

Romance › Re: Those Against Ladies/guys Sending Nudes Are Pure Hypocrites by TheManfromKenya(op): 6:57pm On Aug 31, 2016

DeLioncourt:
my question is this: wetin you dey do with nudes?

why don't you just have the person come over or go see the person and see them nude??

later they will enter masturbation thread and be claiming innocent. smh

oga shut up jor..

And who told u masturbation was bad ??

Romance › Re: Those Against Ladies/guys Sending Nudes Are Pure Hypocrites by TheManfromKenya(op): 6:55pm On Aug 31, 2016

Surfboard:
Although your thread is against popular opinion, I agree with you op.

However, some people are timid/shy even with what you'd call a great body. These people require trust over time to be comfortable sending nudes or even allow someone of the opposite sex see them naked.

this is a wise nairalander.. Kudos jor boss...

Romance › Re: Popular Nigerian Artiste Offers To Perform Free For Mark Zuckerberg (photos) by TheManfromKenya(op): 6:52pm On Aug 31, 2016

Drew0:
Weiten I wan go do there, my senior bros they there.

a) internet gangsters
b) Kidney samaritan
which one cheesy

Romance › Nairalander Buys Loaves Of Bread, Set To Photobomb Zuckerberg Pics (photos) by TheManfromKenya(op): 6:49pm On Aug 31, 2016

The times are hard... A man has to be wise like a Goat else he will suffer...

News reaching the KALOLO tv has indicated that a popular nairalander has soji himself..

Nairalander,man from kenya was recently seen buying a lot of breads and a tray at oyingbo market...

The black nairalander is set to photobomb facebook CEO.,zuckerberg next pic with his loads of bread on his head.

A new suit and tie has been bought for the mission with the nairalander movinf aend with his official photographer..

Asked what if no one sees it, he insists he will upload on fb and tag zuckerberg.. .he called himself the next olajumoke...lets see.

Pics of the bread below

www.LAIMOHAMMED.com/nairalanders

Jokes Etc › Re: Lol... Nairaland Owner,seun Bounced From Meeting Zuckerberg At Yaba ?? (Photos) by TheManfromKenya(op): 6:29pm On Aug 31, 2016

Hisduchess:
I heard mrcork came with his £28,000 range rover *spot* yet he was chased away with cane. Chai! those bouncers dey wicket ooo

vewi wicked pishpoo..

Hope u ac nut 1 off them (no offeinse) sad

Romance › Re: Popular Nigerian Artiste Offers To Perform Free For Mark Zuckerberg (photos) by TheManfromKenya(op): 6:26pm On Aug 31, 2016

Drew0:
Lwkmd o at the bolded.

na true na grin

..
U no dey go malay again ?

Jokes Etc › Re: Lol... Nairaland Owner,seun Bounced From Meeting Zuckerberg At Yaba ?? (Photos) by TheManfromKenya(op): 3:19pm On Aug 31, 2016

excellence44:
op are u descendant of lie mohd?

no, am a descendant of Peter fatomilola sad

Celebrities › Re: Popular Nigerian Artiste To Perform Free For Mark Zuckerberg (photos) by TheManfromKenya(op): 3:13pm On Aug 31, 2016

True yarn

Jokes Etc › Re: Lol... Nairaland Owner,seun Bounced From Meeting Zuckerberg At Yaba ?? (Photos) by TheManfromKenya(op): 3:11pm On Aug 31, 2016

amtalkin:
We all know the news is fake. pls let it hit front page sha.
We need this joke biko.

As Nigerian economy refuse to smile, we need this smile biko.

you need to call the mods .... cheesy

Jokes Etc › Re: Lol... Nairaland Owner,seun Bounced From Meeting Zuckerberg At Yaba ?? (Photos) by TheManfromKenya(op): 3:01pm On Aug 31, 2016

firstking01:
I'm more interested in the pictures.

pictures of what ?

Celebrities › Popular Nigerian Artiste To Perform Free For Mark Zuckerberg (photos) by TheManfromKenya(op): 2:53pm On Aug 31, 2016

News filtering into our server have shown that a renowned and well loved nigerian artist have offered himself to sing melodious music to facebook white CEO, Mark ZuckerBerg who is currently in Lagos..

RnB star and yup yup crooner,Vic O made this known to our reporter when he was spotted at shoprite pricing ragolis bottle earlier today.

The star revealed that he will perform his hits like Yup yup.,after party and why evils to mark zuberkerg this night for free instead of the usual 1m he collects , this is to show gratitude to him for coming to the country and show that nigerians are talented and grateful.

He however warned that if mark refuse his offer., he will kill his career and that he should goan and ask meek mill and drake that he killed their career..

When asked if he doesnt what to meet jidenna so as to perhaps collabo with him..

He responded

"when jidenna was coming he called me... He had been staying in my place for the last three days.. He is a cool guy but he is too small for me... He said i shld collabo with him so his song will blow but i told him its 3m last because he is my friend... Av nt heard from him since..

Mr VicO bought a chewgum for our reporter but declined photos...

www.themanfromkenya.com/thecashtyri

Romance › Popular Nigerian Artiste Offers To Perform Free For Mark Zuckerberg (photos) by TheManfromKenya(op): 2:38pm On Aug 31, 2016

News filtering into our sever have shown that a renowned and well loved nigerian artist have offered himself to sing melodious music to facebook white CEO, Mark ZuckerBerg who is currently in Lagos..

RnB star and yup yup crooner,Vic O made this known to our reporter when he was spotted at shoprite pricing ragolis bottle earlier today.

The star revealed that he will perform his hits like Yup yup.,after party and why evils to mark for free instead of the usual 1m he collects , this is to show gratitude to him for coming to the country and show that nigerians are talented and grateful.

He however warned that if mark refuse his offer., he will kill his career and that he should goan and ask meek mill and drake that he killed their career..

When asked if he doesnt what to meet jidenna so as to perhaps collabo with him..
He responded

'he is too small for me.... My house was the first place he came to...i said no...but he begged me and i have mercy heart tho i said he must pay 3m for a collabo..he was in my house 3 days earlier......

Afterward, mr vic o bought a chew gum for our reporter but declined a photo...

www.themanfromkenyaNodeylie.com.vico/london

Jokes Etc › Re: Lol... Nairaland Owner,seun Bounced From Meeting Zuckerberg At Yaba ?? (Photos) by TheManfromKenya(op): 2:01pm On Aug 31, 2016

dharay99:
Ask Wikipedia, & you....what are you...

Lmao

Jokes Etc › Re: Lol... Nairaland Owner,seun Bounced From Meeting Zuckerberg At Yaba ?? (Photos) by TheManfromKenya(op): 1:50pm On Aug 31, 2016

dharay99:
0hk you tried buh this ain't romantic, So plz, neeeext! .

who are you pls ? sad

Jokes Etc › Re: Lol... Nairaland Owner,seun Bounced From Meeting Zuckerberg At Yaba ?? (Photos) by TheManfromKenya(op): 1:13pm On Aug 31, 2016

favoured234:
Oh mine... I laughed so hard that my stomach ached
But wait oh... Why seun they chew 30 corn sef

the sun was too hot....

Jokes Etc › Re: Lol... Nairaland Owner,seun Bounced From Meeting Zuckerberg At Yaba ?? (Photos) by TheManfromKenya(op): 12:38pm On Aug 31, 2016

OdikwaRisky:
No, I was the one in the red mini 'sket' . Se.un no try sha. See how he just embarrassed himself.

he never experred it...

U later see chance enter ?? cheesy

Jokes Etc › Re: Lol... Nairaland Owner,seun Bounced From Meeting Zuckerberg At Yaba ?? (Photos) by TheManfromKenya(op): 12:32pm On Aug 31, 2016

Jacksparr0w127:
What's this doing in romance section?

Na burial section e suppose dey ? sad

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Jokes Etc › Re: Lol... Nairaland Owner,seun Bounced From Meeting Zuckerberg At Yaba ?? (Photos) by TheManfromKenya(op): 12:28pm On Aug 31, 2016

OdikwaRisky:
It's true. I was there sha.

na you wear that red face beret like dalung abi grin

Jokes Etc › Re: Lol... Nairaland Owner,seun Bounced From Meeting Zuckerberg At Yaba ?? (Photos) by TheManfromKenya(op): 12:27pm On Aug 31, 2016

Oga seun.pls its just a joke pls..please Unban me.
I wont do it again pls

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Jokes Etc › Lol... Nairaland Owner,seun Bounced From Meeting Zuckerberg At Yaba ?? (Photos) by TheManfromKenya(op): 12:00pm On Aug 31, 2016*

Unconfirmed Eyewitnesses report claim a figure similar to nairaland owner,mr Seun Osewa arrived at the venue for the Lagos live meeting with Billionaire facebook CEO., Mark zuckerberg who is presently in Nigeria..

Eyewitnesses say the man who arrived in a white Range rover driven by his driver and dressed in normal shirt and trousers came down and started making calls..

On attempt to enter, his identity was inquired...

Witnesses say despite stating severally that he owns africa biggest forum,. Nairaland ., he was not allowed to enter...

I am seun.. I am seun.... The bouncers were said to have responded that they were nairalanders and do not believe him... He was said to have threatened them with ban which infuriated the bouncers..

He was last seen roaming around the compound as he chewed on a 30 roasted corn while he made more calls while shouting "oh My God in heaven , let me meet this man pls ...

A nairalander who wanted to take a picture with the internet guru was told to back off..
More details and pictures loading

www.fake9janews.com/seunosewa-spotted in

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Romance › Re: Ladies Please, What Is Your Defination Of ' Toasting' ??? by TheManfromKenya(op): 3:29pm On Aug 30, 2016

IamLEGEND1:
forget people at work.Having lunch breaks with ur colleagues is different. I'm referring to people outside ur place of work.
Do you take them out to lunch/dinner ?
Did you ask your other friends to be friends with you formally as you did her?
actual friendships i believe, develop organically, unlike what you've got going with her.
i would react the same way if I was the girl.

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