Faber:
Proudly sponsored by blacks that escape d from Ukraine and are now refugees in Poland.

Anywhere, or anything black Africans touch or entered, them will spoil it.

Democracy blacks spoiled it
Religion, both Christan and Islam blacks turned it to business and fanaticsim
Ordinary elections, them no fit conduct.
Anywhere black Africans enter expect darkness...

Tufiakwa...
Thank God am not one of them

Who is this one for fvck's sake?

Seun and mods, make una no vex oo...but do you really feel anybody (even a medically confirmed lunatic) can come from nowhere and write any nonsense on this forum and go scot-free?

I no know how Abak people take offend NEPA oo
3hrs of light in a whole week,, I don't know how to describe that... And the 3hrs will be shared like 1hr30mins on Sunday immediately everybody goes to Church, and Wednesday by 2:21am when everybody is asleep.

And the most annoying part is that this is the Land of Promise that every other part of the country should be rushing to come and live

Everybody is shouting that Nairaland is full of toxic tribalistic people...
So who come be the toxic tribalistic people?

CamelCase:
You got to pos and they say 1,000 to withdraw 1,000

Ewee
I don laugh tire
This is epic

Who teach am how to back pikin with wrapper?
Who be the pikin papa

I don laugh tire
And someone said "how can you be albino and mad...you offend God?"

Omor people get bad mouth
Dah
Permission to laugh again

These people dey like to wear one kind of clothes

Now I'm satisfied
Akpan Annang
Agwo-den uko
The people's choice...

Imagine old women voting all 'APC' in the three ballot papers just to make sure they don't do mistake and vote for another person apart from Akpabio...
When you're loved, you're loved no matter what.
We love you sir

There are still good people in this life...

Don't think that everyone is as wicked, tribalistic and fanatical as you are..

Collinsaik:
that was how one of my friend caled me that he has aranged with one of his old school clasmate to come spend d nite. could you belive neither of us fuckd any of the gals that nite til they left us the next day. what a bad day

Scome oo
Wetyn been happen?
Which kind yeye excuse wey gals give una?

Please anyone with an idea...
When the data reads to 1Tb, does it mean that that month's subscription has finished??

Please tell me this is a joke
Or a prank
Or even a skit

Mbok this should not be a real life story...

There are so many things that make my state "The Promised Land"

Did you know that the largest beach in West Africa is man-made, and it is located at Ibeno, Akwa Ibom State? Oya know now
The beach, though it hasn't been developed to its full capacity, is a wonder to behold. The endless breeze from the salt water Atlantic ocean, the vastness of the landscape, the magical water waves slapping the shores of the beach steadily 24/7; man the beauty of the natural Ibeno beach cannot be described. You need to witness it

This one get as e be
Anyway,, make I no put mouth for people family issues...

I love solar
People that live in South south with excess rain during the rainy days, does the solar give any issues?

My own na full three years salary oo

About 3 - 6 hours cumulatively per week
Some weeks the light will just be useless,, cuz it'll either be too low to even charge phone, or too high to damage even an electric iron.

If they give light straight three hours a day, prepare for blackout for the rest of the week.

Location: Abak, Akwa Ibom State the Promised Land

Proof to her that you are a real man
And that you are capable of protecting her

Why is everyone calling the kids "orphans?"
Don't they have a dad?

Take twin in today,, be very ready to take the remaining four children tomorrow

How much you buy am

You don't have to wait till 30 before observing all these.
This is life

Which kind nonsense be this one wey Nairaland dey do??

Every click I make, whether forward or backward I have to wait for like three minutes before this nonsense leaves

Ufedolove:


I have one available. But na waybilling go be problem o.

Location is Ibadan, Oyo state.

Ibadan
Make I see the phone
I've sent you mail

henrolevra:



Did you latter got the phone

Nope
Still in need
Do you have one?

I stay at Uyo too...
I would've loved to hangout with you

Just too scared of 'friends' especially with the way security situation is here...

I hate it when someone tries to manipulate me into believing that I'm taking advantage of her

Kaveco:
Redmi Note 9S.
6/128gb
₦75k

Still available?

How you dey cope with that kind of cold?
-33°C...my God!!
That's way toooo cold man
Inasmuch as I like that place, the fear of that kind of cold would not even let me think of coming there...

Whenever I remember this picture
Sapa na bastard

Earlystar698:


I have are you interested?

I'm interested
How much is it
Pictures of the phone
And your location

Something wey the guy don chop her finish na him una still dey disturb unaself...