Congratulations to them
To survive for Gwoza no be moi-moi

Nairaland comrades
Calm down
Relax
Take a deep breath
Now face front
In short, comot from this thread
This list has nothing to do with Nigeria

Seek for damages!
They have to pay for damages!
They should have thought about the consequences of their childish words before spewing it on the internet.
No be only apologize, na apocalypse. Nonsense

iLegendd:
People that came 2 hours after the curtain was closed on the 26th, December, 2023, were declined let alone someone who came after two months and 2 hours late.

Alright bro
Thanks

Fvck it!
I'm damn late.
Mr iLegendd, I'd be the most grateful person on earth if I can be squeezed into any group. I promise I'll blend in very fast.

I have already set out my four goals for 2024. I just need people of like minds to keep me motivated.
I really apologize for coming this late. I make no excuses. I take the blame.
However, I just need a chance in a group.
Thanks

iLegendd:
Only 6 people have posted their chosen apps.

I'll add these 6 people to a Telegram or WhatsApp group on the 15th. I'll be their accountability partner. I'll check up on them on the 15th of every month and they must prove to me how far they've gone. If they lie, I'll request for a video call and if the lie is verified as a lie, they'll be kicked out of the group.

Fvck it!
I'm damn late.
Mr iLegendd, I'd be the most grateful person on earth if I can be squeezed into any group. I promise I'll blend in very fast.

I have already set out my four goals for 2024. I just need people of like minds to keep me motivated.
I really apologize for coming this late. I make no excuses. I take the blame.
However, I just need a chance in a group.
Thanks

Abeg add me 08182604696

Safe trip sir
Really inspiring

Where una dey see these $$
I fit learn from you oo

People will just post things anyhow on Nairaland.
You did not state the school (Nursery, Primary, Secondary or University),
You did not state the discipline,
You did not even state the country,
Not even the source of this supposed information.
You just made a screenshot of something you do not know to come and make Nigerians hate their country the more.
Good luck.

Dah
The greatest cultural shock in my life was when I went to North to find out that there are really human beings in this Nigeria that DO NOT understand or speak English, not even pidgin!

How can I un-see this now

Still thinking why Elon Musk didn't use himself as the "subject" instead of another person

Their mouths look kinda the same

AI well-done oo

Abee79:
There can be various reasons why some young unemployed individuals, including ladies, may have expensive phones despite being unemployed. Here are a few possibilities:

1. Gifts or Presents:
- They might have received the expensive phone as a gift from family, friends, or acquaintances.

2. Previous Employment or Savings:
- They could have acquired the phone when they were employed or had savings.

3. Parental Support:
- Some may receive financial support from their parents or guardians.

4. Second-Hand Purchases:
- They might have purchased the phone second-hand at a lower cost.

5. Financing or Installment Plans:
- Some individuals opt for financing or installment plans, allowing them to pay for the phone over time.

6. Inheritance:
- It's possible that they inherited the phone or received it through family inheritance.

7. Borrowed or Leased:
- The phone could be borrowed, leased, or acquired through other arrangements.

8. Prior Investments:
- They might have invested in assets or ventures that yielded returns, allowing them to afford such purchases.

9. Informal Income Sources:
- Some may engage in informal or sporadic income-generating activities 😁✌️

I am one of the village people for my side
I no dey gree for anybody this 2024

Congratulations to all the graduands.
I rep academic excellence.
Congratulations once again.
I wish you success in your different careers

Natbrowny:



. But here's something similar

https://twitter.com/iluminatibot/status/1740557083328528401?t=_8lkE9o0zK3HkANQ__MFHw&s=19

This is damn scary. May we not get to the level of eating artificial eggs in Nigeria!!

A Nigerian on Nairaland really wrote this?
As in no tribal sentiment?
No religious sentiment?
No political sentiment?
I'm really impressed.

I'm certainly doing this.
Do I need to write a list of the Four things I need to achieve in 2024?
Maybe we can be reminding ourselves here..

So didn't the robbers still get away with the bag at last?!

E be like una no want make inter-state drivers chop again

Dbull my man
Keep up man

The way my countrymen will glorify this tree and vilify their own country would leave one wondering whether they don't cut trees in South Korea too!

It's true. A leopard does not change its spots. The spots only get bigger with time

Omor
Mine is total opposite
I like fat babes, but mine dey very slim.

This one wey men don mount, there might be surprise today oo

Make I follow this one
Na these kind people I dey like

Dah
This concrete no be here oo

My eyes and brain
I dey think, reason and analyse on a steady. And I don too look phone so tey I come dey pity for my eyes...

Research work is draining...