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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by TheNonce: 10:11am On Feb 09, 2017
Griffon:
Way way average. Seen him play a hell lotta of time and there's nothing spectacular about him
Same could be said about drogba before he moved to chelsea innit? Sometimes a change in scenery and competition can improve or inhibit a player! He won't cost much so it looks like a safe bet for you guys! Anyway benzema is also for sale!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by TheNonce: 9:57am On Feb 09, 2017
lordfalcao:
then you don't know him.. Lacazette has 100+ goals in 230+ matches across his for season with Lyon.. He has been contributing to at least 30% of the goals Lyon have every season, I don't know why arsenal dy dull over that guy sef..
How are they dulling? They have tried to sign him for the past 2 summers but lyon keeps playing hard ball by changing figures, or should they kidnap him? They still want to try this summer again and you know arsenal find it hard to spend cash...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TheNonce: 9:41am On Feb 09, 2017
So na this woman wreck my man martial life like this? Anyway she worth am! wink

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by TheNonce: 9:25am On Feb 09, 2017
diggz:
Oga this is not politics and it has nothing close to being one. This is about football, a striker suitable for CFC and one to replace Costa.

It is clear you don't like Lukaku and dont want him back with CFC however, calling him a fool is way too melodramatic don't you think?
What of Alexandre Lacazette of lyon? 25 and already has over a 100 goals! Has done over 20 goals a season for the past 4 years in a row!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TheNonce: 9:14am On Feb 09, 2017
sod09:
nd d idiot didnt couldnt do anything meaningful at Valencia or real socedad
Stupid deluded pundit





In others new, let me throw manure midfield at u pogba, herrera, felliani, mhki
Tell me aw can u leave 6th positionhuh
See as nevilles post has got you foaming at the mouth? Was he lying? Sorry tho! By the way it's now only 5 to 6 points between united and 2nd spot, too bad one of either you guys, tottenham, liverpool or city would have to bear the consequences of our assault on those points!
PoliticsRe: Gov El’rufai Bans Frsc From Kaduna Streets by TheNonce: 9:09am On Feb 09, 2017
sexy74:
For once I tend to agree with Ellie Rufai
the FRSC are actually constituting a nuisance.
They mount check points inside streets disturbing people going about their legitimate duty .
They are supposed to be on the Highways as stated in their act.
Sincerely it's welcome
Why are you wasting your time by trying to make bitter frustrated senseless children see reason! You think those types of posters have ever left their enclaves before?
Foreign AffairsRe: Osama Bin Laden Allowed Jihadists To Masturbate - New Document Reveals by TheNonce:
okosodo:
Sorry to say this: ISLAM is UNSTABLE, if you try to follow it totally, you would become a MAD MAN
grin


Hey mom..He forgot to add that your forehead would look like a bullet was lodged in it too!

PoliticsRe: Cash And Firearms Recovered From Justice Ademola Tendered In Court by TheNonce: 9:00am On Feb 09, 2017
vanbonattel:
Have they ever tendered the cash paid to herdsmen in Kaduna to stop killing, or rendered their Ak47 rifles freely used by herdsmen?
grin

Off topic nonsense as usual.....oya!

PoliticsRe: 2019: PDP, Seven Other Parties Discuss Alliance by TheNonce: 8:52am On Feb 09, 2017
Failed alliance!
PoliticsRe: “we Northerners Are Ready To Destroy Igboland And Niger Delta If Buhari Dies” – by TheNonce: 8:47am On Feb 09, 2017
grin

NCAN Hawaiian Ex-potus roving reporter with the early morning briefing. Let's see:

1: Source....beer parlour influenced!

2: complainant...aliyu hashim? boko haram influenced moniker so not suprising with his terrorist sounding logic which is synonymous with their strange religious beliefs.

3: o.p's status...hoping to kickstart a tribal/ethnic war which seems to have failed already.

PoliticsRe: Atiku Abubakar Receives John Nnia Nwodo In Abuja (Photo) by TheNonce: 8:36am On Feb 09, 2017
raker300:
I though they said igbos were "politically irrelevant" after Buhari's win?
Igbos are the corner stone of Nigeria..remember what the Bible said about the "corner stone"?
Yes..they are truly the "corner stone of failed political endeavors in nigeria!"
PoliticsRe: FG Approves N21bn For Contruction Of Ilorin-kabba Road Project by TheNonce: 8:19am On Feb 09, 2017
Tifemide2017:
Nice move by Fasola.

God bless you.

Even your haters are going to ply the road to sell gala and handkerchiefs in other parts of Nigeria.
grin grin grin


Are you referring to this jail birds jewish brothers?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TheNonce: 8:13am On Feb 09, 2017
Epic! kiss

PoliticsRe: Mr President Is Not Ill, Not In The Hospital – Lai Mohammed by TheNonce: 4:37am On Feb 09, 2017
naijabadoo:
Information Minister, Lai Mohammed, on Wednesday
said that, President Muhammadu Buhari, had become
a victim of his own transparency in relation to his
current vacation abroad. He equally said that “Mr
President is not ill, he is not in hospital and there is no
reason to give anybody any bulletin about his health,
pure and simple,’’

The Minister said this while addressing State House
Correspondents after the Federal Executive Council
(FEC) on the eagerness of Nigerians to know Buhari’s
health status.

According to him, the President is hale and hearty and
absolutely in no danger.

“I can say it without any equivocation, Mr President is
well, he is hale and he is hearty; no question about
that.

“I want to assure you, Mr President is well and he is in
absolutely no danger. “Mr. President, like I said
elsewhere, is probably a victim of his own
transparency.

https://d19lga30codh7.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Lai-Mohammed.jpg

“He was going on leave, he did what the constitution
said he should do, transmitted it to the National
Assembly and Acting President was put in place.

“And he said `while I am on leave, I am going to
conduct some medical tests’ which many, or all of us
do without announcing it.’

Mohammed said it was surprising that in less than six
hours after Buhari got to London, he was pronounced
dead by some people.

He noted with regret that even those who saw the
President climb the Aircraft in Abuja claimed that he
was flown by an Ambulance.
The Minister recalled that the Acting President had
spoken with Buhari on a daily basis and had re
assured Nigerians about his talking with Buhari.

“I can assure you that the President is well he is hale
and hearty and there is absolutely no cause for
concern,’’ Mohammed declared.

Reacting to insinuations that the Ministry of
Information ought to be releasing hourly bulletins on
the President’s health condition, Mohammed said
there was no need for that.

“Mr President is not ill, he is not in hospital and there
is no reason to give anybody any bulletin about his
health, pure and simple,’’ he said.

The minister noted that all organs of government were
working with the Ministers carrying out their normal
duties across the country noting that there was no
cause for alarm.
A lot of LIES ahead general!

PoliticsRe: The President's Status by TheNonce: 4:33am On Feb 09, 2017
His status Can be described as "vacation status"!
PoliticsRe: Nigeria To Acquire 3 Second-hand Attack Aircrafts From Brazil by TheNonce: 4:30am On Feb 09, 2017
Why always 2nd hand? undecided
PoliticsRe: Senator Buruji Kashamu Petitions The United States Supreme Court On Extradition by TheNonce: 4:28am On Feb 09, 2017
Kashamu is a criminal as well as an embarrassment to this countries image and institutions! His actions have spoken louder than his voice for far too long! He will surely pay.....one day but not in naija!
PoliticsRe: To End Kaduna Crisis, Punish Perpetrators – Sanusi by TheNonce: 4:25am On Feb 09, 2017
It's simply because the sponsors of these senseless acts are "wicked big men and women" in a poverty stricken society! In nigeria once you have enough money you can get away with anything! It is pure nonsense!
CelebritiesRe: Young Skales Hit Dubai Club With Sexy Ashawo Twerking For Him As He Smokes (pics by TheNonce: 3:36am On Feb 09, 2017
Biggybogo1:
First to comment
And so? huh
PoliticsRe: Amaechi Plays With His Friend's Daughter In Abuja. Photos by TheNonce: 3:06am On Feb 09, 2017
Ebeles nightmare....... wink
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TheNonce: 2:51am On Feb 09, 2017
Kagawa10:
Just seeing this..

Stupid coward like yourself wouldn't bother to display the date the post was made like you were eager to do with the post on Ibra which you mistook for Kane?

This said post was made on 24/10/2016 and it wasn't quite long when Herrera got into the starting line-ups as at the time. Moreover, it was only the match against a depleted Liverpool side that Herrera looked at his best. Prior to the match, he was poor against Stoke and should have been sent off after fouling Joe Allen.

Furthermore, my views on him were based on his performance last season and the no of games he'd played this season as at 24/10/2016 and they were all poor-decent performances, nothing memorable except his display vs a depleted Liverpool side.

As at around Dec, my post had started to acknowledge his defensive works however, that doesn't negate the fact that he's a useless tosh on the ball and his positioning, movement are nothing to write home about. It's like a player who suddenly woke up and thought to himself that if he could run around like an headless chicken all day, he would make a living for himself.

The truth is he's not got the intelligence, awareness nor the incisive passes to keep the flow ticking. What's more? he can't sustain his energetic display for quite long in every match because he runs aimlessly, not wisely!

The point is he tends to look good against big teams where we camped into our half and everyone and his dog at least tends to contribute their quota in the defensive aspect as well as Herrera looking like their king in that regards while running aimlessly but against small teams where we need to keep the flow ticking, he's shown for the average player he is. What's more? He's always in free space because the opposition teams hardly focus their attention on him yet he still always look uninventive and unimaginative.

Basically, without his defensive works, he's not different from the same player under Vangaal and when we consider the fact that Van gaal's team was more of a possession based in style, it's no wonder that Herrera's weakness looked more glaring in it!

N:B The discussion on Herrera above isn't for air-filled heads as yourself. I'm done 'busting' your cowardice display and your tendency to pick out what suits your kunu filled
brain.
Shhhhhhh.....

PoliticsRe: ICPC Seizes 62 Houses From One Female Officer by TheNonce: 5:02pm On Feb 08, 2017
Lasskeey:
shocked shocked shocked .........The amount of food that men can eat...........Women can it more of it grin grin grin
This is no woman...na SHE HULK be this! lipsrsealed
PoliticsRe: Why Buhari Will Not Fail Nigerians – Emir Of Ilorin, Gambari by TheNonce: 5:00pm On Feb 08, 2017
Alert don enter emir phone! grin
PoliticsRe: False Assets Declaration: FG Moves To Ammend Charges Against Saraki by TheNonce: 4:56pm On Feb 08, 2017
There is fire on the mountain?.....and it seems saraki has nowhere to run....
PoliticsRe: Presidents Wife Is Mute Over The Health Status Of Her Husband by TheNonce: 4:55pm On Feb 08, 2017
deniz8mluv:
Why is the wife of the President of The Federal Republic of Nigeria, Mrs Aishat Buhari is not saying anything. someone should not tel me she's also too busy to disclose the health status of her husband, afteral she's the first lady! my opinion thou!
grin


Make she release album produced by masterkraft?
PoliticsRe: El-Rufai Orders FRSC Off The Streets Of Kaduna by TheNonce: 4:52pm On Feb 08, 2017
BlackSeptember:
Is there Traffic in Kaduna?


That ghost town


Modified: To those saying nonsense, Kaduna of today is a Big No from yesterday. A lot of people have moved from Kaduna after those riots from 2001 to 2012 that rocked that place.

I grew up and did my schooling in Kaduna and i can tell you that 80% of my school mates didn't settle in Kaduna.

The place is a ghost town right now. How many mass does St Joseph do have now unlike befeore we have 5 mass on Sundays




All these Kids that just grew up in Kaduna should stop disturbing my mention.



Kaduna of today is a GHOST TOWN when compare of Kaduna of early 90s and 2000
You know absolutely nothing! Both about kaduna state, life or even politics! You are completely vacuous so just shut up!
PoliticsRe: Femi Fani-Kayode Wears Jewish Prayer Sash For His Trial At Abuja Court. Photos by TheNonce: 4:48pm On Feb 08, 2017
sweerychick:
Lol, Nnamdi kanu wore the same thing to court one certain time , maybe there's a certain charm in it undecided
After wearing it is the kanu not still in kuje prison eating rotten beans and shacking pure water? That their jazzman must be a talented fraudster then! Fani must pay back the cash he stole or end up in jail! No dulling!
PoliticsRe: Ojukwu’s Name Won’t Save APGA, Says Anambra APC Gov Aspirant by TheNonce: 4:43pm On Feb 08, 2017
NgeneUkwenu:
Parties might not matter in the election. The forces against Obiano are strong. Trust me!
Is obiano doing such a bad job? Why is it that he is being ganged up against?

I don't believe in TV, online only ipob reports or newspaper politics but rather I always like to find out the views of people who actually live in the states and witness the progress with their own eyes! It seems the obiano is a media governor because he is always making outlandish claims of achievements in the press!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TheNonce: 4:36pm On Feb 08, 2017
weedtaker:
shaw still de man-u seff, dat guy na big flop o
Maybe na dat injury....you don break leg before? E hard to come back to your normal level until after some time...ask valencia!

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