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Literature › Re: Nairaland Detection Club 2 - 2014. For Nairaland Writers Collaboration 2014. by theorbiters: 12:21am On Dec 12, 2014
Miss HumbledByGrace, you just made my whole family cry. Nice one
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Literature › Re: Nairaland Detection Club 2 - 2014. For Nairaland Writers Collaboration 2014. by theorbiters: 7:33pm On Dec 10, 2014
KingZpen!!! Wow, I felt the adrenaline rush as Uche made a drift with the car, I swear it was almost like watching Fast and Furious. Thanks boss for that. I just can't wait for the ending
Literature › Re: Nairaland Detection Club 2 - 2014. For Nairaland Writers Collaboration 2014. by theorbiters: 9:52pm On Dec 08, 2014
Divepen will always be crazily interesting, imagine Rimi born in the line of prophets, LWKMthroway, where did that come from because I am sure I did not see that one coming.
Literature › Re: Nairaland Detection Club 2 - 2014. For Nairaland Writers Collaboration 2014. by theorbiters: 8:28am On Dec 08, 2014
Divepen, will always be divepen. This dude can make even the devil to laugh. I had always known you had a funny bone in ur body and I was waiting to see what you would drop, trust me, u didn't disappoint, just that, as usual, it is always a short piece. Kudos
Literature › Re: Nairaland Detection Club 2 - 2014. For Nairaland Writers Collaboration 2014. by theorbiters: 8:25am On Dec 08, 2014
OMA4U, I think I have to invent a new word to describe you, you are just Fantamarawesome, (fantastic, marvellous, awesome). Too much spy movies is in action. Lol. You were just you
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Literature › Re: Nairaland Detection Club 2 - 2014. For Nairaland Writers Collaboration 2014. by theorbiters: 8:20am On Dec 08, 2014
Audrey!!!! Finally I can why everyone had been screaming ur name, that was a dangerous piece you dropped and I am so loving it that I had to read it over and over
Christianity Etc › Re: 7 Types Of Religions You Never Knew Existed by theorbiters: 10:52am On Nov 28, 2014
I see
Politics › Re: Man Convicted Of Killing SC Police Dog Gets 35 Years by theorbiters: 10:51am On Nov 28, 2014
U can imagine
Politics › Re: Nigerians In Ghana Prisons Cry Out For Help by theorbiters: 10:49am On Nov 28, 2014
I really don't understand these guys, I mean, in as much as the sentence passed is way to outrageous and the condition they face is really terrible, what were they expecting to happen? You wanted to make quick money but the plan was foiled I think u are being punished for ur negligence to obey the law. You can't start pleading for the govt to come rescue u, on what grounds? You can't justify ur actions in as much as the heavy sentence but we cud sure pray for u.
Business › Re: How Guarantee Trust Bank GTB Dupe One Of Its Loyal Customer: Read by theorbiters: 7:34am On Nov 27, 2014
Sorry bro. Keep trying
Nairaland General › Re: The Prisoner Who Got 4 Female Guards Pregnant While In Jail For Attempted Murder by theorbiters: 7:27am On Nov 27, 2014
Chai,


That is all I can say
Health › Re: New Pill Makes Fart Smell Like Chocolate by theorbiters: 7:21am On Nov 27, 2014
Lmao, really, I think so many people need this, cos the way they bomb everywhere is terrible.
Politics › Re: Buhari’s Jet Barred From Landing In Makurdi by theorbiters: 7:19am On Nov 27, 2014
Hmm, okay na
Celebrities › Re: “I Had S3x With All Kardashian Sisters” – Nick Cannon by theorbiters: 7:18am On Nov 27, 2014
Kai, wat ar we nt going to hear in this world
Education › Re: First Class Graduate Killed By Policeman Over Girlfriend by theorbiters:
This totally inhumane of the highest order. The way we misuse the power committed into our hands is un-becoming.

Wow, finally, I think I now understand that feeling u get wen u are FTC. Yea, finally I did it. #Nairaland fever
Romance › Re: [advice Needed] Can I Still Remain A Virgin Despite These Challenges From Guys? by theorbiters: 4:10pm On Nov 24, 2014
Not trying to sound old fashioned like my dad, but really, who told u that we are in the era of sex being a normal thing? Rather I think we are in the era of people losing sight and interest in what they once deemed precious. Taking a decision is one thing, standing by that decision is another. U don't expect to take a good decision and hope there won't be any pressure for u to fail. Failing to see out ur decision is entirely up to u, expect in some cases where circumstances have a way of making a breach in our life. Now to ur question, why wud u want to remain a virgin? You took the decision years ago and so far, according to ur story, u have managed to keep to that. So now I ask u, why do u still want to remain a virgin? If u can find the answer that made u take that decision, then u shud hold on to that and for no reason shud u let go, albeit, people are gonna criticise u but hey, they did not create u. Now, if u choose to go on and have s*x, that's ur choice, I can't blame u for anything, but ask urself, 'Why are you having s*x?' To some, sex is just for the fun of it, to some, it is a means to an end. To some, it is because they can't do without it and to some, it was something they had being exposed to while they were young. Whatever be the category in which ur friends or people around u fall into, remember, they don't have what u have, and it is for u to lose it wen u want. So if u wanna have s*x finally, hey, I can't condemn u but I only ask, 'WHY?'
Education › Re: Categories Of Students You Will Meet At Every Jamb Centre by theorbiters: 3:49pm On Nov 24, 2014
ERCROSS:
M still waiting for u to create a thread of the type of people u'll meet in an ashawo joint

grin
Bros nawa o, grin
Romance › Re: Questions Anyone? Pretty Please? by theorbiters: 3:46pm On Nov 24, 2014
Choi, I can't wait to see some answers
Romance › Re: December Is Around The Corner! Time To Break Up!!! by theorbiters: 3:37pm On Nov 24, 2014
You give Nairaland more attention than me, u won't be faithful in the future, it is over
Politics › Re: BREAKING: Court Frees alleged Nyanya Bomber by theorbiters: 3:33pm On Nov 24, 2014
Wow, that's terrible
Health › Re: 8 Things You May Not Know Are Making You fat by theorbiters: 12:55pm On Nov 24, 2014
Op, nice oo, but I am looking for ways to get fat, cos I don chop butter tire, chop egg and so many things. I don even drink milk and malta sef. So I will be happy if u show me how to get fat
Politics › Re: . by theorbiters: 12:51pm On Nov 24, 2014
I understand ur frustration but that doesn't mean u shud put up stupid accusations against ur leader. All those facts u stated may have happened but u make it look like ur president was the one doing all bad stuffs by himself. U shud knw that there are bad people who are bent on tarnishing his image and ur country's image and u shouldn't follow them to do so. Tell me, which other president do u think wud act better under all these pressure. To lead is not easy and wen there are pressures instead of support, a lead is bound to have problems. Pray for ur leaders rather than curse them, who knows mayb ur prayer wud be answered
Literature › Re: Nairaland Detection Club 2 - 2014. For Nairaland Writers Collaboration 2014. by theorbiters: 1:27am On Nov 24, 2014
How can I forget Larrysun, honestly dude, u are the brain behind all these, u erected the foundation on which others write, I wud love to see some of ur own work on day. And why is everybody clamouring for prettyspicy, I haven't seen of her work yet, I just joined anyway and I haven't gone tru evey work yet, but with the way I keep seeing ur name, I am starting to think maybe u are dat good. Well, my finger crossed.
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Literature › Re: Nairaland Detection Club 2 - 2014. For Nairaland Writers Collaboration 2014. by theorbiters: 1:08am On Nov 24, 2014
Chai, see as front row don full finish. Anyway....


WOW, WOOW, WOOOW......that is all I can say. Mhen, frank, u're crazy bro, u're just crazy (in a good way). Nice way of getting the plot rolling. REPOGIRL!!!! Babe, u surprised me. I was looking forward to urs and damn, u just blaze the roof. The way u followed up, choice of words, descriptive analysis of events and u making us feel exactly the same way these characters feel, just created the mental picture we craved for. U are good. T.Dan, u're the boss and u knw it. I cud feel the confidence inside of u. It like u have this confidence about what u wanna write and u just delve right into it. I love the fact that u put urself in the shoes of the characters and make us feel how they felt and that part where Caleb's eyes jacked up got me laughing. Nice one writers, nice one. Hope this wud get published later.
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Celebrities › Re: Dorobucci Master, Don Jazzy Set To Perform With International Stars For UNICEF by theorbiters: 4:19pm On Nov 21, 2014
Ok
Romance › Re: Help A Not So Confused Sister! by theorbiters: 4:17pm On Nov 21, 2014
No matter what I tell u, u will still end up doing what u want to do. But the problem is that we think love is a feeling. Love is a decision, a choice and at times we make wrong choices.
Politics › Re: Video: GEJ & Entourage Enveloped By The ''holy Spirit'' In Israel by theorbiters: 4:12pm On Nov 21, 2014
Lmao

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