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PhonesRe: Iphone11 128gb Available For Quick Sale, Make Me An Offer! by therealesttin(op): 10:15pm On Feb 16
Sold! Sold!! Sold!!!

This item had been sold.
Thank you all for your attention to this matter.
PhonesIphone11 128gb Available For Quick Sale, Make Me An Offer! by therealesttin(op): 3:28pm On Feb 16
I have an iPhone 11 128gb for urgent sale
Stats below:

Size: 128gb
Battery health: 69%
Face ID: Not active
True Tone: Active
Defect: Slight crack at the back, not really noticeable

Selling for N180,000. Make me an offer and it's yours.

Technology MarketRe: Iphone 12pro 128gb [ SOLD ] by therealesttin(m): 5:29pm On Dec 25, 2025
250k, payment today!
PhonesRe: Anker Soundcore P25i For Sale by therealesttin(op): 1:40pm On Nov 27, 2025
NAVYdogg:
So once I place order from you delivery is free right?
I know you will not, but if you do, I can personally deliver it to you provided you are in Lagos, but like I said, I am quite sure you WILL NOT.
PhonesRe: Anker Soundcore P25i For Sale by therealesttin(op): 1:39pm On Nov 27, 2025
2cribz:
It's not the original sef
They are 100% cloned
Original starts from 95k
You definitely know nothing about Anker sound core products my guy, I deal with the main dealers of Anker in Nigeria, I don't need to prove anything to you, after all, I was the one who came here to sell so all the negativity is expected. So Jumia as a company sells clones? lol.
Seek knowledge so you can grow.
PhonesRe: Anker Soundcore P25i For Sale by therealesttin(op): 1:36pm On Nov 27, 2025
iamoyindamola:
Lol
Jumia is free delivery
My question is where is the discounted fee you claimed
Guy, let me not engage you any further.....after all there is freedom of speech even for people whose only purpose in life is to drag others to the lows they already are.

You can post your own evidence that delivery for this item is free.

PhonesRe: Anker Soundcore P25i For Sale by therealesttin(op): 1:10pm On Nov 25, 2025
ruggedtimi:
Using the headset for more than a year now...superb. But not so clear in recieving calls.
its a budget earbud that give more value than its price
PhonesRe: Anker Soundcore P25i For Sale by therealesttin(op): 1:09pm On Nov 25, 2025
iamoyindamola:
Not to spoil your business but it's 24200 in Jumia
Where is the discount here
yh, and when you add delivery charges it becomes how much?
PhonesAnker Soundcore P25i For Sale by therealesttin(op): 12:29pm On Nov 25, 2025
Brand New Anker Soundcore P25i available for sale at discounted price of N25,000.
Limited stock offer!!!

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Store Manager Vacancy by therealesttin(op): 9:27am On Jul 04, 2025
We are still looking for suitable candidates for this role. We are also looking to hire a direct sales agent and cashier/inventory manager for our Surulere store, kindly send an email with your CV to mailshope@yahoo.co.uk.
These roles need to be filled urgently.
Available roles and location:
1. Ikoyi - Store manager
2. Admiralty - Store manager
3. Surulere - Direct Sales Agent (DSA)
4. Surulere - Inventory manager/cashier
Jobs/VacanciesStore Manager Vacancy by therealesttin(op): 3:28pm On Jun 27, 2025
A major player in Nigeria's e-commerce sector requires the services of energetic and capable individuals for the position of a sales manager for it's offline stores at Ikoyi, Admiralty and Surulere. Pay is N177,000. If you are interested in this opportunity, pls send your CV to mailshope@yahoo.co.uk with subject RETAIL STORE MANAGER, and if you fit the required profile you will be contacted for an interview. Thank you.
PhonesRe: Neat Iphone 12 Pro Max 256gb Working Perfectly Face ID Working Idm Ibm by therealesttin(m): 6:37pm On Jun 22, 2025
Is this still available? Has anything been changed?
PhonesRe: Iphone 12 Pro (SOLD) by therealesttin(m): 6:34pm On Jun 22, 2025
Best price boss? Pick up this weekend. Is receipt available?
PoliticsRe: 17-year-old Anambra Girl, Mmesoma Okonkwo, Emerges Worldwide Best In English Cam by therealesttin(m): 6:04am On May 01, 2025
It’s true though
PhonesRe: Apple Iphone 14 128GB by therealesttin(op): 5:20pm On Mar 11, 2025
Still available…
PhonesRe: Apple Iphone 14 128GB by therealesttin(op): 10:20am On Mar 11, 2025
hariston:
500k serious buyer
Not selling a stolen phone boss, if you get a deal for Iphone 14 500k, best of luck bro!
PhonesApple Iphone 14 128GB by therealesttin(op): 2:40pm On Mar 10, 2025
Apple IPhone 14
Storage: 128GB
Colour: Midnight (Black)
BH: 93%
E-sim
Price: 600k firm.

WhatsApp only: 08121320711

Technology MarketRe: USA Used Playstation 4 Consoles Available. by therealesttin(m): 10:46am On Nov 23, 2024
Price?
PropertiesMagboro Neighborhood, The Good, The Bad, The Ugly. by therealesttin(op): 6:35pm On Jul 22, 2024
Fellow Nairalanders,

Please I will appreciate any feedback about living in Magboro, close to Ojodu berger.
Main points should be:
1. Security
2. Light situation
3. I already know about the bad roads but you can tell us about it.
4. Refuse disposal or collection

Any other points will be appreciated, especially from people who currently live there or have lived there in the recent past.

Many thanks.
Car TalkRe: My Neighbour Jacked Up My Car by therealesttin(m): 9:13am On Feb 18, 2024
After speaking to a lawyer, I was told this:

Morally, seller may be wrong, but legally, seller has committed no offense. As correctly said earlier, verbal agreement is tenable in court (if there is evidence such as WhatsApp message, transfer info narration when the buyer was paying for the car, or witnesses from both parties at the point of the verbal agreement.
According to him, the property remains the sellers, until handed over to the buyer, even if all payment has been completed according to their contract.

Let us note here that the law is not sentimental, what may be right legally may not be right morally.

This case is quite similar to that of the woman who purchased a bag, and while the seller was preparing to hand over the bag to buyer, discovered some money in it. Seller removed the money but buyer insisted that since she has paid for the bag, the bag and contents now belong to her. Legally, this would have been true if the seller had handed over the bag to her and then she (buyer) now makes the discovery.
However, since the transaction hasn’t been completed (by handing over the bag to buyer despite the fact that buyer has fully paid) then the bag still belongs to seller and seller can give a full refund to the buyer.
This may seem morally wrong but it is legally right.

Just like if I sell a car to you and you have fully paid but I haven’t handed over to you, and the day you come to carry it in my house I discover during the final search that I have N1 million cash hidden somewhere in the booth and remove it, will you claim that because you have fully paid for the car, my N1 million now belongs to you?
CrimeRe: New Drug Turning People Into Zombies In Sierra Leone (video) by therealesttin(m): 7:41am On Jan 07, 2024
At least give the original poster some credit rather than making the whole story look like yours angry


[quote author= post=127809347]Substance abuse again huh

From all of us @MANNA : SAY NO TO SUBSTANCE ABUSE.

This sad incident reminds us of the deadly, very deadly leaf called 'Gegemu' leaf' 9ice sang about in his track "Gbamu-Gbamu Jigi-Jigi" ?

Gegemu dey here? Mafiku sere!
(Is that Gegemu? Don't toy with death!!)

All the stories we have heard, saw, read about this particular leaf,
None ever end well!

Guys, BEWARE OF GEGEMU, It kills you before your time.



This reminds us.....
Let's give you a true life story about this gegemu before starting our Barbecue business for the day.....

LONG READ, IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE LAZY YOUTHS we have here,
Scroll down to the next post with speeeed!
If you love interesting and educative, very educative post, read on friends........


The 'GEGEMU PARTY : A Real Life Story

Birthdays
during my undergraduate days in the university were always lit.
From early morning beating rituals to late night parties filled with food and booze. Did I say early morning beating? Yea, celebrants always take some beatings for the culture. The break of dawn usually sees friends (and foes, perhaps) gathered to take their pound of flesh from the celebrants. Some go as far as pouring powdery flower and water on the birthday victim. Missiles of sachet waters fly around like its Syrian war while assailants render a line from a popular song:

We are getting old and getting high!
Afternoons are filled with little or no activities since everyone would be engaged in one or more academic activities. It is a university after all. Nights are the most interesting and are usually filled with booze, girls, music and a whole lot of fun. I am sure some of my Nigerian readers can relate and would give anything to have those days back.

Back then, alcohol seemed like the heart of any party. Without it, party rockers don’t come to play. Alcohol level tolerance differs among individuals. While some are already talking gibberish and confessing their sins with just two bottles of beer (usually of about 14O proof or 7% alcohol each), some are just getting started at one crate (a crate of beer is twelve bottles). Science has it that alcohol tolerance is hinged on varieties of factors such as body weight, age, sex, mood, ethnicity (?), rate of consumption as well as the food and drinks taken before the commencement of alcohol consumption. However, I am sure there were guys that defied all the hypotheses of science about alcohol consumption back then.

It was during one of those night birthday parties a friend (birthday celebrant) of mine got introduced to a stuff that could help him save money on alcohol supply for his party. After taking the beating of his life early in the morning, plans went underway to make the night the talk of the town. The bulk of the plan focused on alcohol supply which seemed set to suffer due to a shortage of funds. Unfortunately, a couple of the invitees would pass as those that would readily defy scientific explanation on alcohol consumption. Something drastic had to be done and indeed, something really drastic was done

Suggestions started flying-in left, right, front, back and center. The idea of beer for the night was totally ruled out simply because of those that could turn beer into water; no amount of beer can inebriate them. We jokingly call them antichrist because their actions seem to be an antithesis of Christ’s miracle in the bible. He turned water intto wine, they turn beer into water. Infusion of weed (Cannabis sativa) into home-made punch drink was also suggested but quickly thrown out because of the illegality of weed.
Guys did not want the school authority clamping down on them because of a birthday party. Finally, one popular guy volunteered to provide something that could be mixed with home-made punch, legal, safe and guaranteed to knock even the biggest alcohol-tolerant person off his/her feet. The idea seemed perfect and everything seemed set. The night came and dissolved quickly.

The following morning was quite melodramatic. As at 10:00 am, music could still be heard loudly in the party room without any sound of life coming-in or going out of it. This aroused the curiousity of the neighbouring students and a visit was made to the party scene. A couple of participants were found sleeping in the room, some were found sleeping in the toilet and the celebrant himself was nowhere to be found. It took quite an effort to bring them back to life and when they did, no sense could be made of what they were saying. Whatever they have taken the previous night is yet to disintegrate half of its half-life in their systems. Where could the celebrant be? Perhaps he has early morning classes and has left for academic area?

Majority of those around concluded the celebrant must have gone for classes. It took almost four hours for those that were woken from slumbering to start regaining their senses, albeit none of them could vividly recall what transpired the previous night. Whatever has been introduced into their drink must be extremely powerful. Six o’clock Post Meridiem: still, no sign of the celebrant.

After what seemed like an eternity, a call came through to one of the participants, a mutual friend of mine and the celebrant. The call was from Chief Medical Director of the University’s health center. The celebrant has been hospitalized and the attention of those close to him was needed. Ten minutes after, about ten of us were at the male ward of the university’s health center where our friend (the celebrant) was lying awake and looking at us like a total stranger. Something about him looked different and sinister. The doctor in charge of his case has a lot of explanation to do. What happened to him


Your friend was brought-in about thirty minutes ago all the way from Benin. He was found sleeping by the road side along Ore-Benin highway and was brought here as a result of the university’s identity card found on him. We had to charge the phone found on him before we were able to contact you. He seemed to have lost his memories and reeks of alcohol…

The doctor continued talking while all of us present kept looking at each other with a telepathic exchange of questions taking place.
A lot of what the doctor is saying do not add up. If a driver moves at an average speed of one hundred kilometre per hour (which is almost impossible on Nigerian roads), it will take nothing less than six hours to get to Benin from the location of the University. It simply means our friend left for Benin long before the break of dawn, perhaps while his birthday party was at its peak. How did he get to Benin? What was his mission there and was he doing lying on the road? There are over a thousand questions with no single answer. Perhaps we should rather ask; what was present in the drink that they took at the party?

The question from the doctor must have jolted us all back to reality. An explanation was made to the doctor about went down and how no one has an idea of when, why and how he got to where the patient was found. The doctor explained further that our friend needs urgent medical attention but what was mixed with the drink he took at the party needs to be identified first. Unfortunately, the supplier of the substance was not at the scene. A call was made through to him and he mumbled faintly on the phone : GEGEMU!!

WTF is Gegemu?
Those that are close to me know that I am a teetotaller; an attribute that is virtually incompatible with a typical birthday party in the student’s hostels within the university. Therefore, even though I participated in the early morning beating rituals for my friend’s birthday, I was deep asleep while the night party was going on. Hence, I knew virtually nothing about what they ate or drank during the event. However, the mention of the word ‘Gegemu’ reminded me of one of the songs that were reigning then:

It was later on after the whole incidence that I took my scientific self to research about the substance that was responsible for such an evil and dangerous reactions. The after-party experience observed was as a result of an infusion of a particular plant into their drink of the participants. Datura as the plant is botanically called is a genus of a flowering plant in Solanaceae family; the same family with the egg-plant. The genus is believed to be native to North America (Mexico to be particular) and exotically found in other parts of the world. It is made up of about nine species; D. stramonium, D. innoxia, D. wrightii, D. metel, D. discolour, D. leichhardtii, D. ferox and a host of others

Out of the nine species, three are found growing in different areas in Nigeria including D. innoxia, D. stramonium and D. metel with the latter being the most popular among the populace, especially the youths (the reason is quite obvious). D. metel is popularly known as ‘gegemu’ or ‘apikan’ among the Yoruba tribe found in the Southwestern part of the country, ‘zakami’ among the Hausas found in the North and ‘Myaramuo’ among the Igbos which are predominant in the South. The plant grows as an annual shrub or perennial herb with erect stems and a characteristic smell. Depending on the cultivar, the colour of the plant’s flower ranges from white, cream, yellow, red to violet. It produces a green, knoby fruit.

The plant has a wide variety of application that has been investigated both scientifically and ethnobotanically. It has been shown in several types research to have antifungal, antibacterial, cytotoxic as well as hallucinogenic properties. Proximate, nutritional and phytochemical analysis of the seeds of the plant revealed a highly nutritious but phytotoxic potential. Tropane alkaloids and scopolamine have been reported to be present in the plant and both have wide application in the world of medicine.

The capacity of the plant and its component to cause memory loss as well as slurred speech has been investigated in rats under laboratory condition and results showed a modification to the brain frontal cortex, the portion of the brain associated with memory, verbal communication and reasoning etc. Several medical cases associated with deliberate or mistaken ingestion of the plant have been reported prior to this particular incidence. In fact, a majority of the population of a whole town have been reported to have run mad because they mistakenly utilized the leaves of the plant in cooking their food

Report of abuse of the plant also abounds both locally and internationally. It has been recognized as one of the most popular and readily available as well as legal alternative to illegal/scarce/expensive psychoactive active substances in the country. According to several sources, fresh or dried parts of the plant are wrapped and smoked by youths and hoodlums as an alternative to marijuana.

Report of abuse of the plant also abounds both locally and internationally. It has been recognized as one of the most popular and readily available as well as legal alternative to illegal/scarce/expensive psychoactive active substances in the country. According to several sources, fresh or dried parts of the plant are wrapped and smoked by youths and hoodlums as an alternative to marijuana.
Back to the health center scene

Those that participated in the bash that has regained some level of normalcy explained that a decoction of D. metel was mixed with punch drink that already contained a significant level of alcohol to make the birthday party go wild. The individual effects of alcohol and the active substances present in the plant is quite enough to provoke series of undesirable reactions, let alone a combined/synergistic reaction. They really invited it on themselves.

The mention of ‘gegemu’ helped the doctor in diagnosing what could be wrong with the now indisposed celebrant. He was placed under intensive care for close to 5 days before returning to a semblance of himself. However, up till today, none of those that participated nor the celebrant himself could recall what transpired during the party. How the celebrant got to Benin overnight remains an absolute mystery

Say no substance abuse!


Hope y'all learnt something from this?




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Thanks sir.
You are permitted to use this to open a thread sir.
Barbecue duty calls.

Btw
We no be bro o.
We are simply [b]WE
.


God bless you sir.
We always do our best to inspire and lift others ready to be lifted.
Keep being the great man that you are.
God bless your parents for giving us a King like you.
Stay blessed brotherly.


You are right Mr John.
And you are always welcome sir.[/quote]

CrimeRe: A by therealesttin(op): 12:13pm On Aug 24, 2023
westlius:
Next time get there names
Tell them u will report them on twitter
They will behave
Even tell them ur fone is recording all what you are saying
B bold while saying it
No fear at all
They go calm down
Boss, it was in the midst of threatening them and being bold that i was accused of all forms of crimes, it was me versus an entire police patrol team. I can definitely identify them if i see them again, at least i can identify the team leader, hes a yoruba elderly man from Osun state, another benin officer has badly bleached skin, and there was also a female officer, she was the one who collected the money, these 3 i can definitely identify
CrimeA by therealesttin(op):
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CareerRe: Driveinhud Ranks Number 1 Travel App On Play Store! by therealesttin(m): 6:27am On Aug 02, 2023
Here's what your app shows.

AutosRe: Registered Honda DC 2006 For 1.9m by therealesttin(op): 7:30pm On Apr 25, 2023
KOMBE:
Beautiful ride, always keep it in order.
you know ball Sir
AutosRe: Registered Honda DC 2006 For 1.9m by therealesttin(op): 5:40pm On Apr 25, 2023
dangoteinlaw:
Nah honda lengs dey fear me.
lol, if you treat your Honda baby well, it will take care of you and not leave you on the road one day
AutosRegistered Honda DC 2006 For 1.9m by therealesttin(op): 10:55am On Apr 25, 2023
Clean and sharp registered Honda Discussion continues 2006 available for sale.
Good Engine
Good Gear
Good AC
Well maintained legs

With custom paper

Location is Ojodu, Lagos state.
Call or Whatsapp 08121320711 for inspection

AutosOwn This ES350 2007 From N365,000 Monthly by therealesttin(op): 8:23pm On Feb 11, 2023
ES350 2007 foreign used available for sale with monthly installmental payment. Car is non accidented and comes with brand new tires and in perfect working condition.

All our cars go thought the 150+ point inspection and are verified.

CrimeRe: Nigerian Woman Dies One Month After Her Wedding (Photos) by therealesttin(m): 10:24am On Jan 27, 2023
gaby:
Most of these obituaries shortly after wedding seem to be coming from our Northern region. Just thinking out loud.

Sad news.
Thought same thing as soon as I saw the news
EducationRe: New Naira Notes Scarcity, See What My Son's School Sent To Us by therealesttin(m): 9:05am On Jan 24, 2023
Wiseandtrue:
The N.B undecided undecided undecided

How can a "school" make such a mistake huh undecided

"Will in embarkhuh" Mushroom school undecided
So many grammatical errors, so many, the person who typed this ehn....
TravelA Thread by therealesttin(op):
Hi,

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