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PressMyButton:
Rather than call Bianca, sit her down and ask her to tell them the secret why she loves the President so much and why he is so special, they chose to hate. Dem no know say nobody dey hate omo ologo 5G. Person wey pass you, pass you.


Seyi Tinubu also rolling with the top ... zero8zero thanks for this pic.

Is bianca suppose to be spit fire out around Tinubu, that is her boss
Tinubu gave her an appointment that keeps her relevance in the political and you expect Bianca to do what

We are agree Tinubu is special but its negatively, special in the sense of crooked behaviour/ character

Special in the light of zero integrity or honor, he wins becos he does what others conscience wont allow them do

SmartProf:
While the developed world showcases innovations and build these brands, the black race is obsessed with show-off to possess and flaunt what they can't build.

Oga prof is not the typical show off, it more of a sportmanship exhibition, they do it in sane climes

even guyz with average car do raising, i do it sometimes with my friends when we travel

Innovation building is not for eveybody look at saudi, france which tech are they know for

no be everything we go dey sensationalize, ease up

Chinjo2:
The flag bearer chose an igbo man because he knows that he alone can get 60 of the total vote cast. If you know Ojo very well you will understand what I am talking about.
Ojo is an igbo dominated area.

Oga leave story, local govt is an hand pick glorified election, governors pick and thats who wins

if Baba sope want a yoruba vice for Ojo ... nothing igbos in that axis can do, election wey no be by vote

lamentor78:
Tinubu is the most brilliant politician in Nigeria, everything is just working for him, what will religious bigot use in 2027 again, ....a man attended Pope inauguration.
He has silent all these crazy Pentecostal pastors mouth forever

Are you sure everything is working for him abi the Tinubu we know how to coerce and buy his way through

Nigerians peoblem with Tinubu as nothing to do with region, failed promises/ governance is what 2027 is about

advanceDNA:
So this is an achievement ??

Sigh....when there's really nothing to show...desperate supporters will cling onto anything.......
Even the rising of the sun is because of Tinubu's "bold" reforms

Even Remo Fc winning NPL, Tinubu urchins claim am as Tinubu achievement

Peter obi took picture with Tinubu, no be Obi suppose dey rush post am but naa bayo onanuga dey post now who is the celeb

Richtaiwo:
Apt and very succinct.

That is the same Tinubu those illiterates are screaming will come and islamize Nigeria. Nawa for illiterates sha.

oga make we hear word, what Tinubu as turn Nigeria to is it not worst than islamize

if Nigeria is like arab and people are enjoying is it not better

helinues:


See the way Peter Obi was so happy to see president Tinubu.

He must have been anticipating for so long. His dreams came through..

Btw, Fayemi has added unnecessary weight

Eeeyah ! that must have being Obi 1st time he will meet Tinubu in his life

SAMBARRY:
of course

A man having 6 children from different women will collect his cane at old age

You no see how those children abandon their fathers to deteriorate.some don't even care again if he dies.abeg leave matter for mathias

Just dey deceive yourself dey go

Mother of 6 by 6 speak for yoursef thats how it works, it as if the universe is listen to me i heard a related story tonite on mainland fm

A certain wife her husband cheated decided to cheat back, she joined a Gym and god answer her prayer she found a super cute guy, in no time they started dating and sex follows, then the guy ask for her anal sex, out of curosity she agreed.... womeeeeen !

after anal sex aunty started bleeding in her anus, she no fit poo no matter how she try, went to the hospital and seems aunty pipe as being infected she dey discharge smelly fluid .. now she asking how to tell her husband

shey una see una lives outside, miss i must cheat back

amaridigital:
A simple question they ask but you wrote an epistle according to St Know-It-All and the end of the whole story you ended up saying nothing intelligent. Reminds me of that song that says you say your best when you say nothing at all.

Naa why una dey fail Jamb, 4 verse you cry epistle.

At the end of your message maybe you should have taken your own advice 1st

Kobojunkie:
Imagine a grown individual reasoning like an imbe-cile -- ignorant of basic knowledge taught in science class beginning from primary 1. 😳😳😳😳😳😳

ok.

God loves the humble, reality wise its much easier to find a humble congregation of poor than to find a humble rich Man

SAMBARRY:
story for the gods.and you know the beautiful thing I love about this generation and about the energy 2025 brought ,everybody will be served ACCORDINGLY whether you're male or female

Well seems someone is trapped in her own illusions .. last i checked it still a man's world

A man with multiple women count is a CHAMP buh guess what the society calls SAMBARRY with 6 children and different fathers each .. is life accordingly now my dear

DeZoro:
I entered a mall in Toronto to.buy coke and the amount will amaze you. Two dollar and forty nine cent ($2.49).

Using the price of 50cl Coke in Canada versus Nigerian which is about Four Hundred naira (N400), I am suspecting that the ingredients are different combination. It means the Coke sold in Nigeria malls and shop are adultereted or of less ingredients.

I have attached the receipt of the Coke for verification in case you doubt..

Its not a breaking News to some, naija coke and foreign coke aint the same quality

i have drank imported pepsi and i know its much better to the colouring and sugar we are served here

But it more of standard control than pricing sef, businesses are to maximize profit and there is no quality control they take advantage and exploit

Humans are mad generally but the only thing that demacate a sane climes is active system and sanction on standby

Kobojunkie:
I scaled the JAMB during my time, and the SAT was a breeze!

Now, if it ain't too painful for your head there, go ahead and proceed to explain to us how women, able to divirgin themselves using artificial dicks, or even two men at once, can be likened to padlocks. 😏

their is no way jamb could have call you for a re-sit, i can vouch for ur failure

A woman disvirgining a woman is not different from a criminal altering a padlock to Open with tools

Even though a woman has two hole, only the virgina carries the hymen which resonate padlock,
and no matter how you nack a woman anal, its her cilitoris call she reponse to ...

I guess you have watched so much porn n ur left hand is more muscular, two men can thrust into a virgin But only the dick in the virgina comes out with blood stain, signifies opening a lock

Majority of women desire to marry Dick that disflower them, just as a padlock is tied to its follow come key

SAMBARRY:
yinmu

i can tell you got the whole message, no gender glitch

Igirigimercenar:
Can you imagine

PDP shame on you guys. Good luck Jonathan shame on you, Damagum shame on you,Bauchi state governor shame on you. Shame on all PDP governors. All of them

Good luck Jonathan who should call this kleptomaniac to order is busy hiding in his wife's skirts. I regret that I voted for that clown in 2015 and I even regret more that I once identified with the PDP

Shame on pdp for not keeping their house in order and allowing one Man tear the party aside Buh however, shame on Rivers people, docile and condoning Wike excesses

I am not a Fan of jonathan though, But what makes jonathan the one to call Wike to order , not at anytime was GEj directly involved with Wike instead it was Patience Jonathan that empowered Wike

Wike is on assignment for his new found Boss, which he seems to be doing & enjoying well .... that kind of Man wont stop even if is biological Father raise a cane up

Time is what deal with Men like Wike, he should go n ask liein Mohammed

Kobojunkie:
1. Similar to a padlock? Is that like saying a man is a padlock that is designed to be opened— disvirgined— by one woman? I really don't get this idea since a woman can be disvirgined either via the front, back, or both.

2. Yet, for many of you, your wives have more than proven they are capable of going outdoors to get and bring back babies for you to raise indoors? Is it me, or that many of you are irreparably densely minded?

3. Isn't that pretty much the same thing many men can do... move from woman to woman, bodywife, and not really by heart each time? What the heck is wrong with you people?

seems callin you a virgin is an understatement ..
good luck with your jamb exams. ciao

Kobojunkie:
Why is a woman likened to a padlock though, one with different keys at that? What is the connection? Or do we liken her to a rock that can be picked with many different tools? I don't get it.

2. Not true at all, given that women are able to move on from one relationship to another, like men are able to.

Perhaps you are a virgin, the similarity between a woman and padlock is the login center which is designed to be open by one key/man

padlock and wife are both fixed and indoor use, a house padlock has no use outside while key/man has utility both indoor and outdoor

Women move on from men to men, but thats bodywise not by heart .. the fact that most 1st born are paternity fraud is enough evidence

Sharpsharp00123:
Wetin Dey pain me about this obi be say, how can u suddenly have all d solutions after leaving power?

All the so called solutions obi keep dropping today, if he used just 10% of it as governor anambara will b d best state in Nigeria today.

Obi is telling us he has all d solutions to make Nigeria great today but under him poverty rose in tiny anambara


Obi is now forming lover of healthcare system today and always donating money to hospital but under him doctors went on strike for good 13 months.

Obi is claiming lover of education today but he didn't build one school throughout his 8 years as governor n even lecturers went on strike for 6 months under him.

Obi is claiming consumption to production today but he was governor of anambra for good 8 years but didn't encourage local production but was one of d highest importer of foreign products into d country


Everything about obi reeks of hypocrisy

if someone has solution to All our problem, why should it be paining you. Are you Nigeria problem

The one wey we rate as " he built lagos" how is he performing as president,

state and federal are two diff. pedestrals, you can build lagos and get to abuja only to scatter everywhere

Analyse Obi solutions and tell us why it cant work

SAMBARRY:


As much as I find her request ridiculous and distasteful, I like the way men are fully getting a taste of their medicine and being mirrored so that they will know how they sound and have a 1st hand experience of how women feel when they say they want another woman or bring in another woman

When you have been begging, praying and hoping for a person to change and act right and they don't act right, start mirroring their behaviour so that they will understand the law of cause and effect since research shows that men don't understand words,they understand actions better


P.S: I know the culprits will come to my mention to cry me a river.be my guest

No matter how you try to arm twist it, a padlock with different keys has no value

A woman tryin to as though as man will always end with regret, and less worth cos she is not designed to answer to two lords

As a wife if you think sleepin around is a payback, she is just a Fôõl cos when your husband reject you even that guy you are fvcking will either reject you or treat you like shit

Dont just get caught ... bye

i dont know which one folake4u is a fan to but it will be interesting to behold the two

Elock1:
you still don't get it... A lot happens behind the scenes my man

Chelsea really want Osimhen but a lot is happening behind the scene... Many big teams have tried to sign him but failed, And you can't say it's because he is African but for big teams to keep missing out on him shows theres something really holding them back.

Except you want to bring africa magic into it, terms and conditions are clearly spread out what could possibly be holding them back if not that they think the Nigerian is over priced
How can we pay a Nigerian boy that kind of money, you've said it i wil bring racism into it

imagine Osimhen was from england or spain would the story be the same

TimeManager:
Soldier go, soldier come barrack remains. Some companies left, Nigerian wailers were rejoicing, now more are coming in, trust me, wailers won't be happy with this news.


-Kiss the truth!

Continue propagating lies upon upon lies, what Nigerians want to see is reflective impact ..
for once in your life ask the truth what it wants, no be everything be kiss

TimeManager:
Say Jagaban.. Hoarders in trouble. Inflation is down to 23% and will keep going down gradually. Common masses are the real enemies of themselves, when Government gave them the opportunity to produce foods for the country, they abused it and rather made the food prices more costly while enriching themselves. Government then turned to the top echelon of the society to import and produce, even gives them import waivers, the average farmers are now crying. Sorry but not sorry.


-Kiss the truth!

No amount of saliva can messy the truth up,

Inflation is going down, how much did you buy bread last month and how much is it today

how much did you buy data last month and how less it now

Abi una own inflation decrease no dey reach market "prices"

The import duty wavier even custom dare not brag about is what one sycophant is appraising, shameless people

For Me their is Best in capacity and Best to Win

Best in capacity Nigerians are not ready yet

Since it All politics, the best to win Tinubu is 2027 is Goodluck jonathan, thats the only candidate that can offset Tinubu permutations

Jonathan worst is far better than Tinubu's show

franchasng:
Whenever Tinubu does something good and commendable, I applaud him. To be honest, I really applaud this initiative, it's a good step in the right direction.


We Igbos do not hate Bola Tinubu, we only want the best for Nigeria. We want Tinubu to lead Nigeria with honesty, sincerity of purpose and with zero corruption, nepotism and tribalism. If Tinubu does the right thing and makes Nigeria work, honestly I will become his first fan and praisesinger but don't expect me and other Igbos who cherish competence and merit to be praising Tinubu when he is failing just to make Yorubas happy, it doesn't work that way.


Well done Tinubu, please don't let this initiative be an audio one like some things you have embarked on in the past. Make it work, also hasten on the State Police, stop dragging your leg because of your selfish political interest

Must you people personalize every thing, Have we not seen igbos singing Tinubu praise in Anambra, what about the albino govenor

igbo this igbo that una no dey rest, regardless of tribe people want the best for the country, north did not elect Tinubu to come n punish Nigerians neither will yoruba say naa man wey go drag country backward we want

If you must argue naa Igbos vote competence pass, Use leadership in your region as case study

robosky02:
Honestly


Wike is the only candidate that can unseat the APC and unite PDP


And bring development to Nigeria again

stop smoking left over weed

Zico5:
Wike of all people. Some people think Wike is somebody. Wike himself know he dare not try it. This is a joke taken too far. They thought because wike is using thuggery and mouth with the backing of Tinubu that the guy is strong. Who in his right sense will vote someone like wike as the president. This country is truly at it's lowest ebb.

i taya ooo, who be Wike for Nigeria, if not aso rock

against Amaechi it was patience jonathan backing wike enjoyed and even against his protege he depends highly on Tinubu

who the heck is Wike alone

Hespee93:
And Yoruba say "E niti won ba fi ori re fagbon, koni duro je"

Wike self no go won try am

No be try am sef, Wike is not a choice as far as Nigerians are concern, why will i vote a drunkard like Wike, talks carelessly, regards nobody, selfish, with what he did in Rivers who go vote that one to power

helinues:


Wike himself won't accept it. He can't face president Tinubu who is also from the south

Pdp should collapse their structure temporary for Apc till 2031. Apc as a political party is likely going to collapse after then as the contract must have been expired

Says who ?? Buh nobody should be that stewpid to except a Wike to challenge Tinubu for a win ... instead it makes his primary job easier to hold down Pdp for a Tinubu Win

Why did Tinubu not collapse Apc structure temporarily for Jonathan.. Please dont full yourselves Tinubu is unremoveable the major obstacle is the electoral system and rigging Tinubu will deplore, left to Nigerians Tinubu is a gonner

i keep saying it, if pdp can champion a coalition that will bring back Jonathan ... All that defection mind game Tinubu is exploring .. Jonathan vs Tinubu 2027 lets see where SS & SE, N loyalty lyes

Elock1:
That's what I'm saying, they've considered their salary structure and don't think osimhen is a valuable asset .. sometimes, it's just business..and if they fumble and run the club to the club na still Una go say "poor management"

If a chelsea that could sign torres, havertz, enzo, michael jackson thinks Osimhen is not a valueable asset then they must be sick in head

do you know how many strikers chelsea have signed that flopped ... but naa osimhen salary go run chelsea bankrupt

dey play