₦airaland Forum

2dugged:
Abeg who get 100k to borrow me,I want take enter road to Libya, I go pay back with 50% interest when I cross enter Spain, this country don tire me

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Can i come with u?
Am serious

kdone:
no bi una vote the man? hes been praying for this oppotunity, do you know how much that is wasted on each trip? all from nigerian account., thank God am no longer in nigeria because its now classified as a dead zone, no jobs for the youth. nothing is moving. sorry for nigerians living in hardship.

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Abeg where u dey make i come join u. I don tire for this zoo

guruvivicawelt:
ma broda na so i hear o. i no come knw y error come full diz ma lyfe gan un.. buh d woman say make i submit my jamb letter which i have done. buh Dsenator has promised to help me follow it up dats at his convience. na prayer i dey make God use am o.. na him b ma DG now..

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Lol

abeg, I take God beg u, no make me laugh.






Lol

ELAFRIS:
Someone went to school today and gathered that PRIVATE UNIVERSITIES have decided not to upload anyone. ALL or NONE. But still trying to confirm the news...

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Oh God! I am loving this post right nw. Is this how united private unis are?
Public unis are so so divided.

sapien:
Thesenators, you are seeing this?

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Hmmm

why d panic.

There are two versions of the list based on different criteria.

The senate secretly approved one today.

Why not b patient till the purported tomoro as rumoured.

Rumour, they say is useless or baseless untill confirmed.

U seems too worried...RELAX ur nerve!

guruvivicawelt:
God bless ur effort.. i will pm u.

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K

guruvivicawelt:
bros ayaf pm u o. biko reply.. thanks

...ma check.

cooljoe:
and the lobbying has begun already in gwags. as high as 80k. dat kyn tin for hw much nysc wan pay or help. na to go pray jare

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Hmmmmm
make una mobilise go scatter their office na! Wetin una dey wait for. What rubbish is this wan sef.


Anyway gudluck.

Afrok:
They're slashing everything including names of PCM, when will they slash the salaries of NA members?
Make i chop first before checking my name, coz I don't trust UNIPORT

....hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

jojoey:
Please Nigerian students we can't take this sitting quietly, it is a violation of our human rights. If we can't all be mobilized then give us certificates so we can get jobs. Don't be quiet, fire up your hearts, it is sheer wickedness. Nysc should be non negotiable. We are serving the country for christ's sake. Other mdas are still funded why should students suffer and put their lives on hold to serve their country, how is it even conceivable, how do our leaders have the heart to even suggest it! It is sheer wickedness!
Please my fellow Nigerian students If this is true because I don't want to believe it is, we will resist it by all means. How would people be happy to go serve when their friends are rotting away no no no! Talk to your celebrity friends, we can fight this but only together, don't be selfish that's what can make them succeed. The computer geniuses and hackers if this rumor is true destroy their website and database. We won't take this sitting down. Please we have to resist this by every means possible. If they can't take all of us, nobody will go, and they need us, in schools and hospitals. If they can't mobilize all or scrap it then they're selfish. Be informed, don't be quiet.

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I strongly support a protest in abuja.strickly abuja. Shut down their useless offices.

Dindook:
imagine graduated since 2years ago,after school delaying us till now, finally our names came out on senate approved result on school board, only to find out that nysc just slash out my name and others too, just because of there fund issues.. only 21names was taken in my department by nysc people choosing alphabetically. i regret being a nigerian, i regret of ever schooling in this fuc.king dam country.. Who ever brought this nysc slashing things will never know peace in life for keeping thousands of student at home again.. A country where the leaders dont give fuc.k about the youths, what a cursed country

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My broda....nigeria is cursed.

A very useless country.

Kgdavid:
NYSC should go...instead, if we must have any service scheme, let us have compulsory military/police service for one year. This way:

1. Young people are doing something that will genuinely help improve their discipline and self belief

2. Young Nigerians would be giving genuine service to the nation, and will help to solve manpower issues: instead of sending battle hardened and experienced career-soldiers to mann checkpoints and other such banal duties, you could send the recently enrolled, fresh grads to do that, while the big boys are deployed to the real trouble spots.

3. Capable young people can be absorbed straight into the service instead of conducting special training and recruitment exercises for DSSC and SSC entry

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If only na is a sane country, they will listen...

Kgdavid:
NYSC should go...instead, if we must have any service scheme, let us have compulsory military/police service for one year. This way:

1. Young people are doing something that will genuinely help improve their discipline and self belief

2. Young Nigerians would be giving genuine service to the nation, and will help to solve manpower issues: instead of sending battle hardened and experienced career-soldiers to mann checkpoints and other such banal duties, you could send the recently enrolled, fresh grads to do that, while the big boys are deployed to the real trouble spots.

3. Capable young people can be absorbed straight into the service instead of conducting special training and recruitment exercises for DSSC and SSC entry

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If only na is a sane country, they will listen.

Funkeadeoye:
Anyone from a private Uni here? I heard that there was a meeting by the VCs and they decided not to post any names for this year but there will be another tomorrow to finalise. Please how true is this?

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I love this.
There should be Somebody to say ENOUGH is ENOUGH!

chalsixtus:
the thunder that will fire buhari,nysc & uniport is still brushing teeth

after now one idiot will request for 23 yrs of age n 5 yrs experience thunder is still fire him or her

as for those carry over students from u2002, u2009,u2010 mk una flex oooo

the kind water I drink today just to b calm no wahala

I still rep uniport

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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaha.

WilsonMayowa:
I will like to ask ow slash go affect foreign students

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U r exempted.

fatus1:
Someone said pcm names is now on NYSC website but I don't know if it is true.

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Its possible. Some are faster than others.

Opiletool:
Why u Dey shine teeth na?
The guy try na. If to say I get inside person like am for my school Ehn, my mind for cool small. I believe he was annoyed at the way you guys went for his head earlier, hence his irrational response to that guy which also infuriated me. But I later get to understand that you cannot expect him to share some information the staffs themselves are uncomfortable sharing, which could possibly land him in trouble. I know the anxiety is high, but his comfort shouldn't be put at risk as well. For the fact that he is not being paid for the service. Which us all good luck!

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For anyting in life, there is a laid down principle. I follow d principle, i get to my destination.
Life is dat simple.

Dats d point.

Opiletool:
Actually I'm not from your school, but commend your effort. Well done.

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Greetings!!

Personally i dnt live my life to please any mortal idiot.

Not everyone sees d good in you, So, I must APPRECIATE ur kind words.

Thank you very much.

OzilMinutes:
if you write down the advantages and disadvantages of NYSC with an open mind you would see the disadvantages swallowing the advantages

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Theoritically true. Pratically false.







Dnt mind me o!

sapien:
Thanks all the same. I appreciate.

What's with the news flying around that only Uniport's U2010 and below PCMs would be mobilized, while U2011 PCMs would be sidelined?

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Some department used that criteria. Urs is differnt.

guruvivicawelt:
no or not dat i know of.. tho ma sis is @student affair now. she said d woman in charge of people with diz problem asked her to bring jamb letter. which shes gone to print.. buh havnt heard anytin yet

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If u know your school very very very wel, u will no that u must follow up ur stuff with all zeal and seriousness if not d rest is history.

Your case seems complicated at this critical moment.

Send me ur details. If and only if i have time, i will ensure a speedy process.

Subject to my convience o!


Greetings!

OzilMinutes:
wow is it that Uniport list has not bn uploaded then? part of U2009 bmt set that were not mobilised with batch A,if man miss this one e no go easy. Bn at home for too long na. Person get 2.1 when e no fit use well cos of NYSC discharge certificate

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For students, access to the portal may be on halt. Too many people accessing d site.
Friday will be ideal.

Some department, not all set criteria for selection of their student while DSA took self decision on others.

My broda. UNIONISM has been trown into d waste bin. If not, who is NYSC to implement such errant NONESENSE. Wen your legisture and ASO rock officials are given JUMBO allawances.

Pray ur name is there, if not life goes on.





Greetings!

sapien:
Wow! I'm elated, bro.

Thanks very much for taking your time to go through this.

Unfortunately, I'm not even in Port harcourt at the moment; I'm in Lagos.

If you can screen-grab and just show me, I'll appreciate.
Meanwhile, when can we start checking our status on NYSC portal - I mean Uniport PCMs?

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Screen shot? Common u know i cant risk that.

Check by friday.

Congrat!

guruvivicawelt:
bros na now i see d error o.. then write J for d jamb reg no instead of I... i done submit d requirement.. diz one pose any treat as d woman say make we go pray.. and when can we start checking our names

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Friday.
Error in your REG might not pose a threat. Becos there is still room for correction IF and only IF your name is among the selected few.

Fight not among yourself. It just a game-survival of the fittest. No hard feelings.


Greetings!

sapien:
It seems you are the one that couldn't comprehend what I wrote.

You said no U2011 graduate would be mobilized for 2016 NYSC Batch B, and I said it's a blatant hoax.

The reasons are not far-fetched: DSA possibly said that to forestall students uprising or protest, since majority of you PCMs have made Student affairs your home since last week.

Moreover, Thesenators already confirmed that most departments uploaded U2011 PCMs names, albeit majorly slashed.

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Greetings once again.

Please, let there be no discord alright?

NYSC created the problem, students were advised to PROTEST but no, they want to encourage NYSC's decision using charles darwin's theory (survival of the fittest) even at the expense of others. Sheer greed.

The number of PCM clustering, junketing and galavanting around the DSA is becoming a source of concern to staff.

Gudluck to all.

OzilMinutes:
brus do you know when Uniport names will be showing in the portal?

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friday

guruvivicawelt:
owk how about people whom der names appeared on error during upload.. wat z der stand?

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Wen d general list was pasted,
was their any error in ur details?

sapien:
Boss, thanks.

Did I make it to the final list?

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An affirmative YES.
If u r around school. Come let me show u.

A copy of the list is at the senate building. Although confidential at d moment.

khaniku:
Bro if you can't help me out, you could have said so. I said please, even went as far as putting abeg at the ending. This life, when we are in a position to help someone out, we start playing gods.

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U may nt undastand.

U know Nigerians (students) will always be Nigerians (students). They will make/force you to do their bidding even at ur expense provided its done in their favour.

First, u would have asked if i could check for u. My reply will then determine if ur info is needed or not.

You are a graduate with a future outside of this country. NEVER allow the norms of nigeria/ns to define you. Thats hw to sure courtesy.

chiefojiji:
to all FUTA student here::: from confirm source.


if you're not extra year candid/spill over/splash/carry over.

well accept my profound condolences.

I never knew extra year get benefits. should I say God thank you for letting me have a carryover? ko ti e ye mi mo!


well sha, wish u all the best.




cc: dipson546 director of futa affair NL

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Unlike my school dat use multiple criteria, all of which are alien...

chiefojiji:
to all FUTA student here::: from confirm source.


if you're not extra year candid/spill over/splash/carry over.

well accept my profound condolences.

I never knew extra year get benefits. should I say God thank you for letting me have a carryover? ko ti e ye mi mo!


well sha, wish u all the best.




cc: dipson546 director of futa affair NL

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Unlike my school dat use multiple criteria, all of which are alien.