₦airaland Forum

Na wa for this country ohh, wetin person no go see for this naija..
I don tire an.after all of this, she calls her self a lawmaker, fat ass bit*h..

michael142:
My sister you do not have a spirit husband. The truth is that, your destiny has been used for money ritual. When a girls destiny is used for ritual, she go dey carry badluck give any man when sleep with her more than once.

All those ashawo00 for lekki I dey laugh them. Boys, politicians and pastors dey collect their destiny anyhow. Ashawooo nor be work

I some times pity them, at least they should a decent job, even if it earning a little, it is some how good... Than prostitution..

TheUpsetGirl:
today I now believe that there are many senseless individuals on nairaland

I see u are also senseless, cus bitch you are so brainless that even ur brain can fit into ur Father's condom....

Donjazzy12:
Shut the curse you call your mouth. It stinks!

U f**cking son of b**ch, shut the stupid hole u call mouth or should I do it for u..
It look like ur brain is made of cactus....
Arrogant d**k...

Do u even know Who God is, abeg go and rest....

delugajackson:



I really don't know much, but shìt I know a secret. They say bad experience is the best teacher, but nigga don't trust it. This shìt right here is the real deal. Be a man. You acting like a bítch.

He is a damn f**cling bitch, he got what he wanted and now want to make a run for it, in his dreams, when he was banging her, didn't he know that the woman have already been in five marriages and have 10 children, and now after finishing the cake, he want to toss the remaining sh*t out.
He out if his damn f** cking mind...
Stupid son of a bi**h that what he is.
Chickens out when there is nothing left...
See his mouth....

JohnWriter:
Laughed so hard this morning.

Can't stop laughing, may the lord grant him,.a heart disease...

larabae13:

Can't stop laughing....

Hahaha....

Avedonn:
Low sperm count and dead sperm cells are the major factors of male infertility the remaining are secondary.

80% of couples infertility comes from women due to so many reasons. But the main culprit of women infertility in Nigerian is constant abortion especially those within the age of 17 to 30 years.

It not true, sometimes the problem is from men...
And also abortion is not totally the cause of infertility, u can check it up on Google....

Godisallgood:
Is fake ,the buttons on the original lap and it is sold for #18,500

OK, they didn't even tell me that..
Naija ehh, I don tire.
Thanks anyway...
Well at least it worked fine, they didn't put fufu as I hear people say...
It my mistake I didn't check well before buying it..

Fake stupid pastors, may whatever u did to that poor woman, be done to every last one of ur damn generations.....
Hope u die more horribly than she did, stupid son of fu**king damn bi**t, arrogant sentimenal foolish di*k...
God go punish u and those fake pastors hiding and killing innocent peoples in the name of church...

Dharniel:
that's how Taye Taiwo was claiming 25 years while his twin brother Kehinde, was somewhere celebrating 42 years...

Hahaha people ehhh, they too lie, he even lie pass lie Mohammed, haba this one weak me look his face, u can tell his 38 years old...

NOETHNICITY:
the beautiful tin about the Quran is that it's already irretrievably engraved in the heads of many.

That cus some of are so dumb that u can't even memorialized ur damn f**king useless and stupid sh*t u call holy book Qur'an...

Lildiamond:
I'm proud of my religion. I wouldn't criticize anybody or abuse anybody because they shame my religion. Islam is peace. If the China government decides to oppress the Muslim, May Allah hear their cry and come to their aid.

Muslim should even leave the entire face of earth, cus the only thing they are worth is bombing and killing everything or anyone...
Stupid religion, this is the beginning....
A lot more punishment is coming...
Chinese govt finally did something appeasing....
Allah hear which cry...
This is such a good news to my ears...
Am laughing my ass off here, cus why didn't they think of this earlier

ELKHALIFAISIS:
good one from Chinese government.. infact proscribe them terrorist organization ... infact start shooting them... pull down any structure any shrine with MohamMAD symbol ... king Philip II of Spain expelled this terrorist from Spain and Europe regained it lost glory ...

Killing them is definitely better, that will resolve everything,maybe then everyone can be at Peace... Good

osazsky:
guy there is noting wrong there, they did d right tin. or u want dem to b like turkey in d future, I putty Germany and Britain, all in d name of freedom of religion ...... e go backfire...be wise, Muslim believe wat is in d quoran am sure they have shit up there thinking its a brain, virgins are still waiting for dem in d after life considering d numbers of Muslims in d world am 100% sure DAT the virgins won't go round if they are shared 7, each.poo

Leave them, and they will turn ur country in uproar and bring chaos, destruction, disharmony, havoc and everything, look at some Islam nation around the world, there nothing f**king good about them only bombing and killing their citizens in the name of getting some stupid virgins that will give a blowj*b in the afterlife, Muslims are so damn freaking funny....
Well Chinese should ban them from entering their country, and should even depot them back to their countries, I love this way that Chinese is taking measures in curbing those savages before than cause more damage than good...

Mindfulness:
I love intelligent people.
Please please please, continue writing, the world needs people like you.

I am not a Muslim but I am very tired of Islamophobia.

Islamophobia, was that taught in kindergarten, cus am hell sure u are f**cking damn Atheist...
So son of bi**h mind what u say.....

RALPHOW:
Imagine a WORLD without Islam !!
You guess is as good as mine !!
Unimaginable PEACE!!!

Harmony and peace will reign if there is no Islam, unimaginable peace yay!!!

[quote author=fuckerstard post=61016882][/quote]That the damn reason, he doesn't give a f**k weather u are Chinese Muslim or whatever Muslim u want to be which I don't give a f**k,he just give a simple order burn all of your damn stupid Qur'ans

They should have done that earlier, before those savages kill all of ur citizens in the name of getting virgins after u die, don't only seize their holy book Qur'an , but depot them back to their country, before they begin to do much damage to ur country China....

handsomeclouds:
A fool_ is who and what you are.

He is not a fool, if it is possible Muslim should not even be practice anywhere in the world, cus all they ever do is to cause chaos, disorder, and disharmony....
They even call their selves peaceful religion...
Bunch of hypocrites...
What peaceful there is only killing and bombing...

Saeed110:
Islam is peace

To hell with your damn peace.
Peace my foot..
Tell that to a kid....
Stupid sentimental fool....

olureignforever:
Which kain wahala be this now. Someone cannot be Muslim in peace?

Wetin concern them if u want to be Muslim in peace, just go live in this Islam country where it is permitted to be one..
Cus Chinese only got one true religion and that is Buddhism, nothing more...
So take ur Muslim wahala elsewhere...

danjumakolo:
Kindly note that what ISIS is doing is not allowed in Islam.
Your assumption that Muslims support ISIS is wrong.

As if Muslim is a peaceful religion.
Peaceful my foot.

Jwonder:
It can't happen because herdsmen will invade your armed robber father and slaughter him like cow before he plans to rob people.

What is this one even saying for God sake...
Some people ehh, how they think is like their brain is made of cactus...

Marotzke:
If it is Afghanistan, ISIS is a small matter.
Just like Al queda.
The people that own Afghanistan and dictate the pace of terror is the Pashtun dominated Taliban group.
They are the godfathers of terror
Ever heard of the one eyed Mullah?
Mullah Omar?

I don't care who mullah Omar is and am sure as hell don't give a damn, but what I know one day he going to reap what he sow, he will die someday, no one can live forever....

[quote author=adecz post=66518039]Pls,

When is Shekau of Boko haram gonna die??

I also wanna know when he going to die,
Been asking the same question since, when is that asshole gonna die.

ziddy:
That guy's prīck should be sore by now, with his seventy-seven point-breasted virgins finally on duty

I so much I agree with u, infact they should also it make 100 virgins cus 70 is not enough....

Finally yes took him long enough to die, he should have died earlier.....
I hope he died horribly, because that is the best news I have heard this morning.....

To avoid unnecessary complications in ur relationship with ur fiancé's, take the damn matter to him, and see how that resolved...
That all I got to say...

DollarPikin:
Aleast!Oyibo don show us once again say,them get sense pass blacks!He bought the phones 4 his loyal dog!If na black man,he prefer to buy am for one babe,not even his wife self oh!And the babe go use the phone to call and chat with another man!

Na true but it funny shaa, na only his babe he go buy the phone for black men ehhh...