₦airaland Forum

asha 80:
@thetruth90
Your nonsense tribalism knows no bounds.

thanks. i ll never deny im a tribalist, and so it ll be as long as nigerians refuse to see themselves as one.

@ earTHMama

Read Obama's words:

"know that your people will judge you on what you can build, not what you destroy

and is obama God?

D1KeleVra:
Why all this talk about fartin'?

i tire o.

lagbaja:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/content/view/27049/42/

It was a shocking sight yesterday as men of the Kwara State Police Command paraded a goat as an armed robbery suspect.

The goat "robbery suspect"The goat "suspect" is being detained over an alleged attempt to snatch a Mazda car. The mysterious goat, according to the Police Public Relations Officer, Mr. Tunde Mohammed, while briefing bewildered journalists at the Force headquarters, is an armed robber who attempted to snatch the said car, Wednesday night, and later transformed into the goat in a bid to escape arrest.

He explained that men of a vigilance group in Anifowose Ipata/Oloje areas of the state capital had chased two armed robbery suspects who wanted to demobilise the Mazda car with the intention of stealing it, and

"while one of them escaped, the other was about to be apprehended by the team when he turned his back on the wall and turned to this goat. They quickly grabbed the goat and here it is.’’ Mohammed said.

The police spokesman said the goat "armed robbery suspect" will not be left off the hook until investigations into the case are concluded.

He also said that no fewer than five stolen vehicles have been recovered by the state Police Command while some suspects were also arrested. Among those arrested, he said was one Idowu Oni of Araromi area of Akure who escaped from Akure Prison.

He added that the escaped convict was arrested in Ilorin after stealing a Mazda 323 car belonging to Mrs. Henrietta Ayijesu.

He also said another armed robbery and rape suspect was in their custody, assuring that the suspects will soon appear in court

can someone please tell me the title of this home video? stop ridiculling the nigerian police! this can only be the script of a comedy. if i were the PPRO, i would prefer to be sacked rather than ridicule myself.

court scene

the goat should be put in the dock while a policeman turns his back to the dock and become a goat so that he can interrogate the goat. the prosecution and defence counsels should do same too.


**_aside** CAN NIGERIA WORK?

when next im flying i think i will use a maize cob to stop gabry yansh.

you guessed correctly

ok. you are relieved i crash-landed safely. thanks.

why do gabry only burps and farts?

mars should be fine. i was quaratined because i just came back from nigeria, they would not let me on the streets. they would not risk me polluting mars with the scent of nigeria. the authorities were particularly alarmed that the police in nigeria could parade a goat as a robbery suspect!

** i became the second pilot to crashland into a river without any casualties, thanks to romade who denied my request for touchdown**

too_soon:
You are correct we are always the target!!! even when NDLEA started destroying fake drugs we (Igbos) were the target. And they will not stop targeting us until we stop indulging on illegalities. Biko

i think it is high time the igbos stop their cunning ways. because they are the most cunny of all tribes in the world is the simple reason nobody wishes to see them in their midst or associate with them. indulge in illegalities, the jails are not too congested to accomodate you.

**requesting permission to touch down from mars**

in his bid to sanitise lagos, i suggest fashola should destroy the third mainland bridge too. that is the best solution for solving the traffic hold-ups on that route.

**_{zooms off to mars, will be back tomorrow}**

computers are on mars, no be you dey interview me? wetin i they find for planet earth. anyway, i have to kidnap gabry before i go.

any other questions? if not off i go to mars.

kokomistress my foot.

i am on a UFO mission. better run for cover.






who go marry gabry i ll prefer to be celibate.

Ben20001:
this is becoming something else. Don't yab our dear gabby again.

only Dyabman is authourized to yab her. OK, mr Alien

**whispers** you should have said it off the record. we are on cnn now. next question please.

yes, just like you.

green

i am an alien from mars, is that ok?

Ben20001:
where thetruth9, 000, 000 from

and who the hell is Ben200000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001?

gabrywyl:
Me too sef want to know. . . da dude ate too much bushmeat

take your time o!

D1KeleVra:
I am already the "next president of okada ryders", You can call me Barack Saddam Okada. And i have not forgotten my past. U danfo driver.

shua baba! ajepe aye.

Ben20001:
Come, Dayo! who make you celebrity

acomoran (amalgamated commercial motorcyclists and okada riders association of nigeria)

Ben20001:
thetruth no dey talk true

walahi, i no dey lie.

gabrywyl:
thelie (truth, olodo omo),

u be bad ooo

@ all
interesting set of people, forward to the black race.

D1KeleVra:
We know say okada rider be ur dey job, Romade just wan know how u dey take enter bush every night go see babalawo. _{Abeg sha! however u dey take get there, no report me o!} Whether na by broom or groundnut shell.

yes, you taught me how to ride okada. remember you were the head of the touts of our union. as my boss, i have deleted your name from the list, your neck is safe. i will nominate you for the next president of okada riders.

romade:
leg no dey pain u

no! i dey use okada.

D1KeleVra:
hohe!
@theTruth

And instead of pissing off, reserve ur piss to go along with ur shait!   Have a lovely meal.

ta lo ti enu aja bo igbe? the meal is reserved for you. **_{goes back to the babalawo to report D1Kelevra}**

romade:
Prof. liars above me

gabrywyl:
Are you mockin me partner?

romade:
switrat i will neva do such 2 my pardner

gabrywyl:
why you dey call me switrat

**_{goes out of the office to thank the babalawo. he gave me the juju to sow this discord between romade and gabrywyl}**

you go both hear when! this is just the tip of the iceberg.

gabrywyl:
Hmmm. . . i could have sworn that you are Studio43 once again having a multiple ID.


but whateva mehn. . . U can also reserve your shait for your dinner

i beg you not to swear by sango o! make thunder no strike you instantly. studio43 ko, salon44 ni.

gabrywyl:
Lomade, no mind that Chinese New year decoration 'thelie90'. . . Da dude came from Yaba Hyper Market. . .

thelie90, I know this joke is old but alot of peeps have not read it aight? Not everybody is like you and who told you to be updated? ehn?

@ gabrywyl _{oops sorry} garbage,
i reserve my comments.

romade:
ur e-bullet can neva penetrate

same for your cyber-punch.

romade:
Dayo i go beat u after i pound sum respect into dat thelie90

u be boxer? i await you. just make sure you put on a bullet - proof vest because i go shoot u.

romade:
akymm 10ks 4 d info
thetruth90 xcel ko word ni no truth in u since d 90's

@ romade,
wetin be ur own now? gbeborun.