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What manner of uneducated Queen is this?!

She needs to go back to Elementary School!

diehard1:
What is wrong with these lunatics? Islam is a religion of peace and you always talk of jihad. "Force people to join your religion? is this not madness? I would rather go to my village and start worshipping idols, infact i go carve correct one than join islam. I think the other name of islam should be wickedness. You will not understand this till you find yourself stuck in the north during religious riout. Your friend will be the one to kill you because you r an infidel, their is nothing like love for anyone that does not belive in their message. Well they have started using their maddness against their people too. I salute una well well. Idoits

yes. thats the good part of it. but the fear is that as soon as possible for them their animal instincts would be directed to southerners. for now, i enjoy how they massacre one another.

philip0906:
wily is saying the truth and and nothin but the truth.the "educative view"(in ur own words)is that islam is about violence.simple as that.so keep waiting 4 someone dat will come on the forum and profer solution 2 u muslims that will stop the violence.as far as islam still remains a religion,the world will never be in peace.

yes o. as long as these bestial scions of moha[b]mad [/b] are allowed to co - habitate with decent human beings, i smell chaos. i hereby suggest a portion of the yankari game reserve - thank God it is located in bauchi state - be reserved as the permanent abode of nigerian muslims. it will also be a good idea to shut them off from all manners of civilisation since they so much desire to live in the stone age still.

right from day one when the walking corpse called Yar'adua was sworn in as nigerian president, i knew this cursed nation was heading for doom. he should please heed to the call of these islamic extremists cum animals called muslims and make nigeria an islamic state. it is then the south can really show him no ethnic tribe has a monopoly of violence.

it is not a suprise why the capital of Pakistan is aptly named Islama[b]bad[/b]. it might mean abode of peace in Arabic but i know it means islam is bad. bunch of animals called muslims.

@ poster
it is very easy to get a loan without any collateral. just go to that bank owned by your father.

for muslims, every sane thing is forbidden. they are, simply put, a bunch of savage animals.

another set of illogical reasonings by the followers of the insane and murderous prophet called Moha[b]mad[/b].

if only for the emerging incorruptible judiciary in nigeria, i wish president Yar'adua long life and prosperity.

banom:
You will need to apply formaly and fulfil all the necesary obligation,
Adress your application to all the Holy prophet
again you will need to meet with Primate OKIJA_JUJU for your initiation which include sleeping in Okija shrine for 28 days, offering of 4 female virgins to all the comrades, and you will be beating fifty strokes by Com THETRUTH90
and finaly you will have to sleep with 12 mad women,

@ dayokanu,
when art thou coming for thy cane? i beseech thee to come in earnest. shi bro bro bra raka ta ma.

banom:
@ JAKUMO,

I HOLIEST PROPHET BANOM,
Hereby declear as follows,

Bro JAKUMO is today 22/02/09 made a holy assistant prophet of nairaland, He is to assist Holy comrade LAGOSBOY in his prophetic duties,

His prophetic works can only start if this induction is accented by all the holy Comrades, ( OKIJA_JUJU, LAGOSBOY, THETRUTH90)

On my own side, i make you holy today,
';;'''[;/.'/[;''';///[']=;'[=[;[[[[''''''''';;;;;'''.

accepted.

Lagosboy:
Pasotr Banom would Osisi stay on Nairaland today ? Abeg make u predict her exit from nairaland today

Also Pastor Banom earthmama,deepzone,hotfunmi is missing is she comfort? pls help us out in today prediction

predictions come as the spirit directs his holy highness banom. it is not for you to ask him questions.

we await today's prediction from the mouth of his holy highness, prophet banom.

benedictac:
my people pls let's be very careful of what we speak concerning men of God. God doesn't joke with that. Remember what happened to the children that moked Elijah in the Bible and He turned them to bears and God honoured that prayer bcoz He doesnt joke with people messing around with His servants. True men of God dont act unless they are instructed by God to do so.

NOTE: "Ours is to pray and God is to answer"

for your information, God did not turn them to bears. rather he sent bears to eat them up. from what version of the bible did you get your own story from please?

Okija_juju:
[b]I dare any of those men of God to pray and turn me into a bear. [/b]Infact I triple dare them. Wetin?? If they can turn humans to bear then why cant they heal ordinary kidney disease. Abeg make we hear word jare. God dosent joke with what, everything about them is a joke. From their speaking in unfathomable tongues to driving on spiritual fuel.

comrade, put your mind at rest. nobody can turn nobody into a bear.

Jakumo:
Nigeria1-BecomeItch, may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your Instruments if you EVER post any more of those retarded, always-irrelevant satellite pictures that you beat off to in toilet stalls.

For the thousandth time, you numbskull, NOBODY is interested in your demented pre-occupation with satellite imagery. Turn yourself in and get institutionalized before you hurt yourself. After the frontal lobotomy operation, you'll be grateful to the people that helped pull you back from the edge.

@ Jakumo

please don't be so bitter with him (Nigeria1 - Becomrrich). it is incontestable that the guy has a mental problem probably brought about by untreated chronic syphilis.

i am one of those skeptics who never believe yar'adua will die while in office. the worst case is for the FG to start kidnapping people to extract their kidneys whenever the president has the need for one.

banom:
[b]Todays prophecies,

1,There will be abuses among nairalnders most especialy on the Racism, Tribalism and secterianism section of this forum,
Every nairalnder should pray so that it will not lead to fatal division among us,

2, For those who are browsing from the cyber cafe, some people's ticket will finish while they are browsing nairaland, for those who are using their own personal computer, some peoples system will go off while they are browsing,

3, Some ladies will recieve calls from abroad while they are browsing nairaland, some guys will recieve text message from friends while they are browsing nairaland as well,

4, Some thread posted today will be modified by the modurator and some will be deleted by the modurator without prior information to the poster,

5, some people will sparm the forum today,

6,Seun the owner of nairaland will brows nairaland today, and one of his cell phones will ring while browsing,

Those who pay there tithes to us will be protected from any of these calamities .

TOMORROW'S PROPHECIES WILL COME BY TOMORROW.[/b]

in jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus name, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamen!

kwenu:
THE WORLD IS LOOKING FOR MY FOOLISH PEOPLE IGBO KWENU! KWEZU ENU

yes.