DVMtuppence:
Oh my Ghosh!!.......Lolz.......
1. Kissing your man is not a
problem, The problem
is
how you
do it. Stop making sounds like a
car crash "pitom pitom
pitommi"! Abeg U dey disturb
me.
2. Screaming during sex is
romantic and its not a
problem, The problem is
screaming and shouting
like werey "JESUS,
Oh my
God, Holy mary".. You are
having sex, Not a
Church service!
And besides I don't knw if you
are reminding God
to
punish you latter.
3. Wearing short skimpy skirts or
dresses is not a
problem in
fact its very sexy I just pray
there won't be forced
entry into
your Sin Hole, The problem is
wearing your mini
looking all
nice and walking around and
when you see guys
you
try to pull it down, Now you want
it to be
long?.... Abi.. Keep
deceiving
urself na. # sMh
4. Loving your
man is not a
problem as it is KOKANYE for me
but the problem is changing
your Surname to his
on
Facebook.
Bitch his mother doesn't even
know you ...Chill!!
And I
would hate to read ur post
later saying MEN ARE
WICKED OR
CHEATS.
5. Calling all men dogs is not
the problem, The
problem
is
tagging yourself saint when
you know he didn't Bleep
himself but you.. So since you
did it with him,
kindly say I HAVE
BEEN
SLEEPING WITH A DOG OR DOGS
as the case may
be and
please let us know the breed
of dogs you came to
the
world from coz ur dad is male too
and your mum have
always been
his bed partner..
6. Some girls are looking for
tall guys with pink lips and
six
packs when their father is
short, pot bellied with
pomo
lips you better be contented like
your Mother # lol.
7. If runs girls dont fail
sunday's church services I
wonder who
will?
8. Saying all guys are the same is
not my problem
bt is
2face and me the same? Is ur
dad and ur teacher
the same
9. Bleaching your skin is not a
problem, The
problem is
having
whiteface, yellow hands
chocolate lips and black
legs. Are you
zebra?