Are your palms sweaty, is your heart racing and is your voice caught within your chest??
-it isn't love, it's like.

You can't keep your eyes or hands off of them, am I right??
-it isn't love, it's lust.

Are you proud, and eager to show them off?
- it isn't love, it's pride.

Do you want them because you know they're there??
-it isn't love, it's loneliness.

Are you there because it's what everyone wants??
-it isn't love, it's loyalty.

Are you there because they kissed you, or held your hand??
-it isn't love, it's low confidence.

Do you stay for their confessions of love, because you don't want to hurt them??
-it isn't love, it's pity.

Do you belong to them because their sight makes your heart skip a beat??
-it isn't love, it's infatuation.

Do you pardon their faults because you care about them??
-it isn't love, it's friendship.

Do you tell them every day that they are the only one you think of??
-it isn't love, it's a lie.

Are you willing to give all of your favorite things for their sake??
-it isn't love, it's charity.

Does your heart ache and break when they're sad??
-then it's l o v e.

Do you cry for their pain, even when they're telling you they're strong??
-then it's l o v e.

Do their eyes see your true heart, and touch your soul so deeply it hurts??
-then it's l o v e.

Do you accept their faults because they're a part of who they are??
-then it's l o v e.

Are you attracted to others, but stay with them faithfully without regret??
-then it's l o v e.

1. It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return. But what is more painful is to love someone and never find the courage to let that person know how you feel.

2. A sad thing in life is when you meet someone who means a lot to you, only to find out in the end that it was never meant to be and you just have to let go.

3. The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch swing with, never say a word, and then walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had.

4. It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

5. It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone-but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

6. Don't go for looks, they can deceive. Don't go for wealth, even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright.

7. Dream what you want to dream, go where you want to go, be what you want to be. Because you have only one life and one chance to do all the things you want to do.

8. Always put yourself in the other's shoes. If you feel that it hurts you, it probably hurts the person too.

9. A careless word may kindle strife. A cruel word may wreck a life. A timely word may level stress. But a loving word may heal and bless.

10. The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything they justmake the most of everything that comes along their way.

11. Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, ends with a tear.

When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling. Live your life so that when you die, you're the one smiling and everyone around you is crying.

From
www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1542631876017028

Assuming these five things are happening in your house at same time, in what sequence will you attend to them?

1. The telephone is ringing!

2. The baby is crying!

3. Someone's knocking or calling you from the front door!

4. It is beginning to rain and your clothes are hung outside!

5. The tap running in the kitchen and water is already overflowing!

In which sequence will you solve these problems?
Comment using numbers.

One of if not the best articles i've read on NL, just that it should have been on both sides.

Don't let someone be your priority in your life when you're just an option in their lives.

You are always their last resort when they need sex, comfort, money, company.
Don't leave room in your life for people who ain't willing to be a part of your journey. If they want to be with you trust me they will make an effort to stay in it.

HOWEVER BUSY SOMEONE IS if they really love you they will always find time to text call you or know how your doing.

DON'T WASTE your time stressing and having sleepless nights over someone whose so happy out their enjoying themselves with other people not even having u in mind .. stress over someone whose making an effort to be on the same page with you.

LegendarySage:
At least 2 on a Monday, 3 each between Tuesday and Friday. on Saturdays, I really don't go out. Sunday? Church? U don't wanna know.

Lol, just spill it

TrollMan:
90% Of NL ladies pout when taking a sefie.

Lol, e don turn sickness.

I saw this question on my fb timeline and decided to share it here and get your views.
Which of these can you manage to do?

1. 2yrs without money
2. 2yrs without sex
3. 2yrs without your phone
4. 2yrs without bathing
5. 2yrs without your favorite food
6. 2yrs without sleeping
7. 2yrs without visiting the toilet
8. 2yrs without brushing your teeth

Be sincere please

dechandel:

Asin eeh
Na real re-branding i go do o..

Tight face ke? Hell no
I'm always smiling

Lol, goodluck in ur re-branding and re-paackaging

Una no wan reply well. The time wey I post dis thing for facebook, one girl comment say na 12-15. I bin surprise shaa

dechandel:

I can't remember the last time i got woo-ed sef
Choi
I gats to upgrade

Re-packaging things o. E be like you too de tight face

andromida:
Hmmm didn't know penguins are this romantic.

I'm wondering how many humans will do such.

This is something I've been researching and conducting surveys on. Since NL is a large community, I thought you girls can help me out. Thank you.

Touching...

MisterLongman:
Yes but if it bring sad memories, which one would you prefer

Lol, i'll prefer the lesser evil.

MisterLongman:

Most ladies love recounting their first kissing experience.....
Maybe because loosing the virginity is more painful than kissing

But losing virginity carries more weight

ogaofficer:
What about ladies? ? ? That will leave the real guy for a boy.

That one na their bad luck. But girls de really suprise me sometimes shaa.

85% of people use music to escape from daily emotional stress.

When a male penguin falls in love with a female penguin, he searches the entire beach to find the perfect Pebble to present to her.

A great relationship is about two things: First, appreciating the similarities, and second, respecting the differences.

The more sex you have, the more sex you want—this is especially true for women—as it raises testosterone levels.

Venustraphobia is the fear of beautiful women.

Men literally get dumber around attractive women.

Women are more attracted to men who pay attention, someone who remembers details about them without having to be reminded.

Most people remember their first kiss better than losing their virginity.

Don't leave the girl who opened her heart to you for a girl who opened her legs for you. A real man would never do that.
A real man would never give in to that kind of temptation. A real man would never get involved with another girl while already
being involved with another girl. Trust me, it isn't worth it, bro. It
isn't worth losing the girl who chose you to share her life with over some girl who chose to sleep with you for the night. It isn't worth losing the girl who knows you better than anyone else does over some girl who barely knows you well enough to let you hit it. It isn't worth losing the girl who
loves you more than anything else over some girl who only wants you for now and wouldn't want
you later on.

Don't let those by-the-ways make you lose sight of what's important, or else you'll regret
losing the best thing that's ever happened to you.

chikichaka:

Of all the diarylanders I was the one you deemed fit to follow upon the fact that my diary (a very boring one) is not even among the top 20 in diary section. This your latest facade makes you more of what you are-- a liar and a stalker---
Smh for you. I mean isn't it obvious? Till date all you have is just 6 posts (5 of which had been made on this your facadic thread meaning you've made just 1 post) since you open this your secret mission account. You know what, keep on pretending as if you don't know me in real life and keep on peeping on me I don't give a damn! And I will still tell my story and the worst you can do is to have more knowledge of the secrets bottled up in my heart. I will still let them out!!!!!! Feed your eyes for all I care!

Lol, someone going crazy here.

chikichaka:

Keep on lying. Two things have sold you out already

1. You cant givve one single reason why you followed me or where you saw my moniker in the first place that made you follow me

2. You will not upload your pprofile picture. You were just lying that you will

I don't blame you.

Has it gone to that level? I don't think I deserve all these insults from you, I unfollowed you a long time ago so you shouldn't have a problem with me again.

I could just upload any picture as mine to serve as a profile picture so that is too lame a point you're bringing up. And when I read your diary, I was impressed but with what i'm reading from you, I think I was wrong.

I will upload a picture but at my discretion not yours. Thank you

I've always loved her

dytbabe:

You haven't paid ur tithe?

Pls we need consult the gods
We need 7white chickens
7 white cows
14 galoons of white oil
21 cowries

This is jst for a start as more will be demanded

All this one for only one person? Make una reduce am smal abeg.

chikichaka:
Why the_fuck are you following me!!!!!!!!!
Where did you see my post that made you follow me?!!!!!! Listen up if you don't want the thunder of nairaland to strike you better unfollow me asap unless you upload a picture of yourself!

Mtchewwwwwwww You are not new here you basically opened this account for sinister reasons RUBBISH!

Please i'm sorry I haven't uploaded a pic but blieve me I have nothing up my sleeves. I'll unfollow you without delay.

Everest9: You should check to see if you are banned, if not you should be able to post reply and create new topic, nairaland is always flexible with everybody once you don't go against their rules

I am a new member.

Please Nairalanders, can someone please help me out? I'm new on this platform and I don't really understand how it works. Anytime I try replying a thread i'm told I don't have sufficient permission. Please I desperately need help. Anyone there?