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Interesting, laughed a lot but I think there are now ways to handle the Murano.

Some replaced the transmission with Nissan Altimas transmission and some twerked some wiring issues making it easy for the Kamarus and Kazeems mechanics/rewires to handle and maintain.

I ike the design of the Murano and may one day try it.

Carcourt:
At first glance? It’s a beautiful car. That 2005 design still looks futuristic even in this 2026. When you park it beside ugly SUV”s with K legs like the Honda Crv, it screams “I am not your mate” but the ownership is where the real relationship begins.

1. The gearbox of Emotional Damage.
The CVT does not fail. It waits. It waits patiently for your bank account to have a few naira and then on one peaceful afternoon in traffic, it will start jerking. That very month, your mechanic will buy his first land.


2. Fuel Consumption Sponsored by OPEC.
You will fill your tank today, your fuel gauge will deny it tomorrow. The Murano drinks fuel like a camel in Sahara. In a country where fuel prices are unstable, you are in trouble.

3. Dashboard Christmas Celebration.
One day, your Murano will surprise you and random lights will appear on your dashboard. Check engine, ABS, Traction control, etc. Your mechanic will plug his scanner and start shaking his head. He will buy his second land here.

4. The AC tests your faith.
When it is working, it can freeze Suya. But when it decides not to? You will understand why patience is a virtue.

5. Your mechanic becomes your sibling. You will call him more than your wife. I promise you! This is because you and your mechanic are busy looking for a mechanic that can connect you to a very good mechanic!

6. You will start mumbling to yourself. The people around you will think you are praying. You are not!


7. You will finally get to the groundnut stage. This is a very important stage. This is the stage where you abandon all your daily activities to start eating groundnuts under the tree your mechanic calls a workshop. By then, you must have had enough stories and tales to share to your fellow comrades. You would have carried your cross and accepted your fate here.

8. The deliverance/testimony stage. This is the stage where another warrior purchases your Murano for 650k and you run to church to give testimony. A car the devil personally supervised its production cannot mean well for you.


I can’t go on without triggering the PTSD of current victims and survivors. The Nissan Murano was not built. It was unleashed. If you have owned one, I know you have stories. If you are planning to buy one, may God be with you.


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femi4:
Where are the fire fighters

No diesel/fuel or no water or may be both.....

I'm sure there won't be insurance to cover losses.

Doing business in Nigeria is a matter of Do it at owners risk

The Poor hate the poor and love the rich

but

The rch love the rich and hate the poor.

Most Nigerian leaders/politicians are evil and nobody should dare call Apc because iall of them are the same.

Give IMO state to NDC today and boom, most of the Apc politicians including the Apc ex governor will join NDC before the next eke market day.

Hope it's not coming back after election.

Most Nigerian politicians are a bunch of wicked leaders that wait for election period before introducing good policies that they know would make life better for the people.

You don't know much about Nigerian top politicians. To them it's all about power and tussle for bragging rights.

They will sit beside eash other after hugging, laugh and have dinner together making jokes about so many ignorant citizens and irrelevant issues in Nigeria.

Dogalmighty17:
Wike gave approval for Dunamis to construct an overhead footbridge along the airport road near Dunamis church. He also mandated the heads of all relevant departments in the FCDA to monitor the project every step of the way.
Enenche doesn't really like negative publicity but since Wike is coming, he will have to be ready for it. If them leave Wike, him go carry live band go there. I'm sure Peter Obi too will want to be there but na God Enenche go take beg am make him no come.

If Obi and Wike jam for Dunamis na serious wahala be dat.

You have a strong case here.

Just like saying Agric chicken is stronger than our local Chicken.
Leave both alone to survive without human interference and see the wonders of Ekuke

danvon:
Op how do you define power? Our Nigerian Ekuke can survive anything, its a well documented case that almost every continent from Egypt to Thailand to Mexico to India have their own Ekuke that strongly resembles our Ekuke and they all survive anything.

Those powerful dogs you mentioned, cannot survive without human help and medical treatment.

This is so wrong

Haba

We can do better

No matter how you spell MALAM, it will be the same even if you spell it backwards.

A good car, either Nigerian used or tokunbor is all about good cash/maintainance especially in a country like Tinubus Nigeria.

A friend of mine is still cruising and enjoying his 2006 Nissan Murano in Nigeria but so many people have negative reviews about the ride online and offline.

Do not feed a troll with a reply.

The person you replied may just be a silly teen, muslim or atheist looking for ways to cause confusion and hatred in the body of Christ.

Lite2018:
RCCG is a yahoo church but NSPPD is not right. Tribalism would be your end.

Sad to see ancient cities like Badagry, Aba, Ibadan, Benin, Kano and sokoto (Porth Harcourt) losing their historical value and not developing rapidly.

There should've been airports and other major structures in Ibadan and other cities mentioned above a long time ago but at the same time keeping/maintaining our African cultural looks and heritage.

There are cities in Europe where you can only renovate the inside of any building to your thirst but you are not allowed change the unique ancient looks from outside.

Imagine having a cultural village in Ibadan, hotels and restaurants made with mud and offering only local yoruba dishes.
Tourists, guest and adventurers attended to by people dressed in typical yoruba attires.

Hope we get there someday.

zoedew:
We are not cursed. Far from it. Truth is, the Lagos Airport is already overstretched and just okay for its location and huge environment. Travelling all the way by road into the South-West after a touch down in Lagos is stressful. That is cut out with an International Airport in place at Ibadan. Ibadan is an extremely big city that, ordinarily speaking, should be a State on its own. Getting out of the airport a right town takes you all the way to Osogbo, Ile-Ife, Ilesa, Akure, Owo, Ikare, Okene, Kabba and Lokoja. A left town takes you into the town proper, Oyo, Ogbomoso, Abeokuta, Shaki, Iseyin e.t.c. With the soon completion of the concrete roads from Ibadan to Ilesa and ongoing to Okene and Lokoja it is an excellent proposition ongoing to execution. The Power Project will come on stream soon. Its the next big thing after the Int. airport. Seyi Makinde has done extremely as a State Governor but overreached himself running for President while still a sitting State Governor. Our Laws should preclude executive office holders such as state governors from seeking election into any office until one year after the conclusion of their tenure. Reason includes that focus is lost while seeking another elective office during the pendency of the governorship term and biggest of all is that the funds and paraphernalia of the State are bound to be deployed wastefully and needlessly in the pursuit of another elective office by the sitting Governor which is what Seyi Makinde is doing presently!

Nigerians used to be a set of happy and kind people before bad government turned people into insensitive graduates of school of hard knocks....

God bless the landlord who I assume doesn't depend on the rent to handle his bills.

Thanks for this info, I thought they were all united in their denial, how can a chukwu-wike or Emeka deny being Igbo, it's confusing

KosiGee:
Correction….Wike and his group of Ikwerres…

Mbata, an Ikwerre man is the Ohaneze president general.

valentineuwakwe:
Which kind yeye report or arrest civil defence dey even do.....

You arrested a suspect n yet witheld there names.....

You found an illegal juice factory, yet fail to name the juice drink or product.....

Hope this matter will be concluded to the end.

Felt same way after reading but here's a better article with more details

https://guardian.ng/news/nigeria/metro/nscdc-busts-illegal-juice-factory-in-lagos-arrests-two-women/

helinues:
The heartless people are at it again

They are making cursed money

The primary suspect her name is Morenikeji Alawiye.

https://guardian.ng/news/nigeria/metro/nscdc-busts-illegal-juice-factory-in-lagos-arrests-two-women/

yemre:
Tell us their names, we want to check something

The primary suspect her name is Morenikeji Alawiye.

https://guardian.ng/news/nigeria/metro/nscdc-busts-illegal-juice-factory-in-lagos-arrests-two-women/

The joke is on you. The primary suspect her name is Morenikeji Alawiye.

https://guardian.ng/news/nigeria/metro/nscdc-busts-illegal-juice-factory-in-lagos-arrests-two-women/

Peterobiisathie:
Na dem

You're absolutely right brother, hope it gets better

ceejay80s:
My brother e tire me,
Nairaland is gradually fading away

How did this make front page? Is nairaland now a gossip blog or what?
I don't even know what/how to tag this, current affairs, entertainment, what's trending, religious or breaking news?

I do know it's a shit info though but still confused if it's Horse shit or Bull shit.

It's now a national emergency problem not a state or regional problem

A Governor who couldn't read figures his state budget was applauded by well educated people in his cabinet.

Olodo uprising is now from top (Leaders) to bottom in Nigeria.

QuinQQ:
What was done to the husband's brother?
Nothing of course. Hypocrites!
And he'll be the one who pressured her into it



Tango NOT tangle

You're right, but the tangke was intentional.
Their sweet taboo was intended to be a Tango but they ended up being tangled 😆.... caught in the act.

Where's the man? It takes 2 to tangle...😉

We do not wait for threats. Instead, we pursue Hamas terrorists, thwart them, and destroy their terrorist infrastructure.

Insecurity will end soon as Nigerian government implement and genuinely do this

Baba travelled to recharge his battery.... No cause for Alarm 🚨.

Ask yourself, what is behind the sudden better change of looks of former President Buhari and current President Tinubu after winning presidential election?

Regular internal-battery maintenance and recharge is needed to keep the engine running.

Not forgetting other coded businesses..... Naija is a rich country with so many poor physical, mentally and hypocritical masses.

Didi2d:
Back then I was even thinking he's over 70 years. His voice sounds like the voice of elderly person.

His show was the only show I enjoyed in wazibia fm

I understand the baritone voice but I was referring to his approach to issues, I thought he was a young man with a thick voice. It is well

He sounds and looks younger way younger than his age. Rip

They should also help to develop our local league.

They should be pundits and also head an independent group that monitors, contribute and help reshape football from grassroot to pro level.

donleo92:
Way to go.........


We need a new hand in this nff.

Those ex footballers should come handle it

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Hemanwel:
The best news that has come out of Nigeria this year!

It's time for Michael Emenalo to take charge of the affairs at the Glass House

Is the Alex report Man a beneficiary from the Event or is this a promo for his Tailor, barber and toothpaste?

Allow the event participants and beneficiaries enjoy the spotlight for once without stealing their shine.

Caaz:
Thanks...
Na we know how we take dey run ourselves.....I must, he's a SIMple lovely man.

SIMple men are the best for Naija women 😉... But their numbers are reducing drastically that's why there's a high divorce rate.

Hold on tight your SIMPle husband, wish you a blessed and successful home.

Got to know about SL Tv and was like wow.
Dstv are really acting like the Dangote of TV but they won't last long if they don't introduce pay per view options.