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INTRIGUING AFRICAN PROVERBS.

⭕1. The anger of a penis doesn't destroy the vagina. (Zimbabwe)
⭕2. There's no virgin in a maternity ward. (Cameroon)
⭕3. A child can play with it's mother's breasts but not with the father's testicles. (Ghana)
⭕4. The man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer who grows corn by the road side have the same problem. (Ghana)
⭕5. When you see a woman sitting with her legs open, never tell her to close them, because u do not know her source of fresh air. (Ethiopia)
⭕6. He who says that nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume. (Nigeria)
⭕7. The only woman who knows where her man is every night is a widow. (Togo)
⭕8. An erected penis has no conscience. (Uganda)
⭕9. If u go to sleep with an itching anus, u are sure to wake up with smelly fingers. (Kenya)
⭕10. The day a mosquito lands on your testicles is the day you will know there is a better way of resolving issues without using violence. (Senegal )
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The Inspector General of Police, Solomon Arase, has in a secular directed that policemen should forthwith stop accessing people’s mobile telephones illegally.

Abayomi Shogunle, who is the Officer in Charge of Complaint Response Unit of the force said this on his tweeter handle.



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A friend link me up with his agent to secure an apartment...I told him I don't have much and here is what he replied me.. I pray to relocate to a better place before this year runs out..

A drunk passenger on board a JetBlue plane was arrested on
Friday upon arrival in the western US state of Oregon after
urinating on fellow passengers, authorities said.
“Flight 45 from Anchorage, Alaska, was met by local authorities
upon arrival into Portland at 4:26 this morning following an
incident involving an intoxicated customer,” the airline said in a
statement.
Portland police said 26-year-old Jeff Rubin spent several hours in
jail before being released. He faces charges of second-degree
criminal mischief and offensive littering.
Crew and passengers on board the flight told police that the
suspect slept through most of the three-hour flight but woke up
shortly before landing and began relieving himself.
“Approximately 30 minutes prior to landing he stood up and began
urinating through the cracks of the seat onto the passengers
seated in front of him,” said the police report obtained by AFP.
“At some point Jeff Rubin lost his balance causing him to fall
backwards and urinate upwards which got on the passengers and
seats next to him as well as some other passenger’s personal
belongings.”

mercy112 can you plz share the email address of d belgium and the phone number of the immigration in Belgium...

The Redeemed Christian Church of God (RCCG) through its provincial headquarters on Lagos Island has cancelled a three-day outdoor crusade of one its parishes following the invitation of secular Fuji star Pasuma Wonder as a guest artist for the crusade.
Pasuma’s picture appeared on the handbill advert alongside the gospel singer Tope Alabi and a former band leader of the late Fela Anikulapo’s Egypt 80 band, Kereke Jike
He also said that as a result the programme has been cancelled and the pastor in charge of the church along with the organizing committee has also been suspended as they now await sanction for dragging the name of the church into the mud.
Source: Kindomboiz

FG make reversal of Alvan Ikoku University to college due to economic disaster on the country and Imo state....more details and pictures shortly..

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