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Science/Technology / Re: Animals And How Long They Live by ThorOdinson: 6:42am On Jun 02
lol
politicians lives for just 4 years
while some for 8 years
but once dead
we all know where they’re headed πŸ˜‚
Whalis:
I thought you would add politicians.

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Science/Technology / Re: Animals And How Long They Live by ThorOdinson: 6:40am On Jun 02
this is how long they live
averagely
ObiaboAdoka:
Dat of cow is a lie. Cow live longer Dan 20 yrs.
Science/Technology / Animals And How Long They Live by ThorOdinson: 11:33pm On Jun 01
How long animals live:

1 year: house mouse 🐁
5 years: pigeon 🐦
6 years: kangaroo 🦘
10 years: chicken πŸ“
13 years: dog πŸ•
15 years: tiger πŸ…
20 years: cow πŸ„
25 years: horse 🐎
30 years: Burmese rock python 🐍
45 years: orangutan 🦧
50 years: elephant 🐘
60 years: flamingo 🦩
100 years: Galapagos tortoise 🐒
200 years: Bowhead whale πŸ‹
272 years: Greenland shark 🦈
2,300 years: Giant barrel sponge
4,309 years: black coral πŸͺΈ

picture 1 black coral
picture 2 Giant barrel sponge
picture 3 Greenland shark 🦈

Education / Re: What $840k Could Have Done For Kogi If It Wasn't Stolen by ThorOdinson: 6:30pm On Apr 27
i will tell you this
there is no torture greater than what you just described.
reading it only has painted the excruciating pain in my brains and it hurts
good work
rexesq:
Why should one pay school fees in dollars for a school in Nigeria?

Bello should be exposed in a manner below
Spread his legs across kaba

Then every child should be armed with a broom stick. Just a stick. As they go to school each child whips his scrotum, same way when they return.

Let him fave the direction of the setting sun, and ne left to hang there overnight, while kirishi be prepared beneath him all night long until he belges from the anus.

Let him be forced the drink the saliva of tuberculosis patients. He deserves it. He deserves it.

Share if you are against his actions. Like if you detest hos actions.

Either way you are correct

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Crime / Missing Person by ThorOdinson: 3:11pm On Apr 11
His name is Danjumah Baida from Okene but resides in Lokoja second 200 unit Area
please if seen
contact the phone numbers attached

Politics / Re: FEC Approves Renewed Hope Infrastructure Fund For Critical Projects Nationwide by ThorOdinson: 8:10pm On Mar 25
i no even understand the grammar
just make the economy easy for the masses to be able to eat and drink in peace and give good security while enjoying the food and peace in peace

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Romance / Re: Something Mysterious Happened In Africa 600 Years Ago (pictures) by ThorOdinson: 5:55am On Mar 22
nope it ain’t
Pennywise2:
i dey find these info since abeg continue
Politics / Re: Bianca Ojukwu Stuns At Soludo’s 2nd Anniversary And Slap Saga Event (pictures) by ThorOdinson: 3:38pm On Mar 21
seriously who dey knack this woman

no disrespect
just wild thought

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Family / Re: Every Home Has That Smell Unique To It. What Smell Is Unique To Your Home? Pics by ThorOdinson: 3:23pm On Feb 12
igbo and cigarettes
but i dey use room freshener but e no fit cure the smoking because na pablo be my guy
always burning
Family / Re: *kidnapping On The Increase Now: Please Take Note Of The Following Measures!!!* by ThorOdinson: 10:13pm On Jan 23
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
OKUCHI11:
... Those above me saying God will help us and Allah will help us are nuts...

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Politics / Re: Antony Blinken, Yusuf Tuggar Hold Live Press Briefing by ThorOdinson: 9:09pm On Jan 23
what do you mean
STEWpid:
Chai..




Too too gar gar
Nairaland / General / Why I Must Stop Arguing About Football by ThorOdinson: 6:19am On Jan 16
The air in "Sam Soap's Viewing Centre" in Makurdi vibrated long after the final whistle blew on Man United and Spurs. Sweat stuck to foreheads, clenched fists hung stiffly in the air, and the stale smoke of cigarettes and frustration lingered. The match, a rollercoaster of missed chances and equalising goals, had left its mark.

Philip, draped in his United jersey, eyes as red as the club's colours, stamped on the dusty floor. "Rashford! How? How he miss that, ehn?!" His voice, booming across the room, silenced the groans from the Spurs supporters huddled in the corner.

Agada, decked in Tottenham white, his nose wrinkled in annoyance, retorted, "You talk as if United did anything all game! Bentancur's rocket was pure fire, eh!"

And so it began, the familiar dance of banter turning into a heated debate. Statistics were thrown around like verbal grenades, refereeing decisions dissected with venomous precision, players' mothers dragged into the fray. Philip's voice grew hoarse, Agada's face contorted with righteous fury. The screen, once displaying the Premier League logo, seemed to shrink in the face of their animosity.

Across the room, Madam Cash, wiping down sticky tables with a sigh, watched the scene unfold. She'd seen it countless times before – friendships strained, tempers flaring, all over a ball kicked around by millionaires in faraway stadiums.

It wasn't the passion that bothered her, Madam Cash loved football herself. It was the blindness, the inability to see past club colours and into the shared humanity on the other side. Here, in her dimly lit viewing centre, the lines between United and Spurs, Liverpool and Chelsea, faded away. They were all Makurdi boys, struggling with the same tough times, hustling for the same Naira, laughing at the same jokes.

Finally, Madam Cash had enough. "Enough!" she boomed, her voice a clap of thunder in the smoky air. Both Philip and Agada looked at her, startled. "This game is over, but your lives go on," she continued, her gaze sweeping across the room. "Is a goal worth losing a friend, a neighbour? This football, it should bring us together, not tear us apart."

Her words hung in the air, heavy with truth. Philip shuffled his feet, shamefaced. Agada offered a hesitant smile. Slowly, the tension subsided, replaced by a grudging respect.

Later, as the crowd thinned, Philip approached Madam Cash. "She was a beauty, that Bentancur shot," he admitted, a sheepish grin on his face. Agada chuckled and slapped him on the back. "Don't tell your boys that, eh?"

That night, in Sam Soap's Viewing Centre, the football didn't disappear. But amidst the cheers and banter, a new understanding flickered. They were still fans, still passionate, but they were also neighbours, friends, Makurdi boys sharing a love for the beautiful game. And maybe, just maybe, that love was bigger than any rivalry.

Because in the end, it wasn't about who won or lost on the pitch. It was about who we were off it. And on a dusty Sunday night in Makurdi, Madam Cash reminded them and infact all of us, that sometimes, the most important match happens not on the green field, but right here, in the shared space of our lives.

Honestly, I use to argue a lot about football but yesterday's experience has changed that side of me. For good I guess.
Politics / Re: Ghana Reprimands David Hundeyin For Misrepresentation Of Events by ThorOdinson: 6:22am On Oct 24, 2023
πŸ˜‚

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Politics / Re: Obaseki Vs Shaibu: Tinubu, Okorocha, Other Govs Who β€˜Fought’ Their Deputies by ThorOdinson: 8:21am On Aug 30, 2023
wow
Foreign Affairs / Re: The Ukraine War Is Over, Russia Has Won by ThorOdinson: 11:48pm On Aug 22, 2023
all i know is that the ukrainian and russia war is not yet over

skooodos brother
Science/Technology / What If Aliens οΏ½ Came From Earth?! by ThorOdinson: 3:36pm On Aug 18, 2023
UFO’s May Not Be Coming From Space, But Rather From Beneath The Sea.

What if Aliens and UFO’s are not from outer space but are right here on earth, where they have always been?

Our Planet Earth is almost completely covered by one global Ocean. Over 70% of our earth is covered by water, and less than 30% of it is land.

It is unknown how many different species call the ocean their home because most of the ocean has never been mapped, explored, or even seen by humans. A far greater amount of the surfaces of the moon and the planet Mars has been mapped and studied than of our own ocean floor.

The Vice President of the new International Coalition for Extraterrestrial Research (ICER), Gary Heseltinev has made a startling claim, saying that UFOs may not be coming from space but rather from beneath the sea. ICER is made up of UFO researchers and scientists from 27 countries who aim to discover the truth about alien life.

β€œUFOs are often seen coming in and out of water, we suspect that in our deepest oceans and trenches we may well have alien bases. That sounds crazy but if you think about it, we only know 5 percent of ocean, we know more about the surface of the moon or Mars than our own oceans – so that would seem to me why UFOs are seen regularly coming in and out of water,” said Heseltinev.

The recent videos showing encounters between the US Navy and UFOs are game changers that pave the way to finally explain the unexplained.

Based on more than 75 years of research, ICER acknowledges that the UFO/UAP phenomenon is real; it acts with intelligence and is likely to be extraterrestrial/non-human in origin. They believe it is time to purge the stigma that has plagued the UFO phenomenon for decades and embark on serious scientific studies.

ICER believes all countries now need to prepare for confirmation that the Earth is being engaged by non-human intelligences and proposes 'awareness' programs be established to deal with the profound issue of Contact and its global implications.

Many ancient cultures have myths of human like gods who live in the ocean, who sometimes come onto land. What if these myths are true, and humans are not the highest lifeforms on earth?
Politics / Re: Avoid Delayed Justice, CJN, Ariwoola Tells Magistrates by ThorOdinson: 8:10am On Aug 15, 2023
legalize
Family / Re: Northern Women Face Divorce, Trauma For Receiving Treatment From Male Doctors by ThorOdinson: 11:32am On Aug 12, 2023
ignorance is Failure

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Health / Re: This Is What Happens When We Die(photos) by ThorOdinson: 7:57am On Aug 09, 2023
damn
i really like this write up.
i know about DMT for long now
and how celebrities even partake in a secret ritual ( lady gaga was seen feeding on a dead humans body DMT via illuminati ceremony)

The issue of reincarnation is quite tricky
not every mind will understand it because of few evidence
but check through the whole tribe on earth
the natives all believed in reincarnation
ask your grandma or dad in the village!

The clandestine are real and are portrayed in marvel movies
also the introduction of parallel universe

this stuff is real bro
that’s all i can say
and it’s left for you to either take it or not.

The universe should have moved to a higher level of intelligence than we are currently operating on now taking about how old the earth is and how we call ourselves the most advanced on earth
maybe something keeps wiping off our memories through reincarnation

keep feeding and recycling.

go watch the movie
SOUL
better than explaining here

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Departs For Cotonou by ThorOdinson: 1:40pm On Aug 01, 2023
Allies πŸ§¨πŸ’£πŸ›’πŸ’·πŸ’΄πŸ’΅πŸ’ΈπŸ’°πŸ’‘πŸ’Žβš–οΈ
Tinubu
Sierra Lone
buhari
Niger πŸ‡³πŸ‡ͺ

political interest
Romance / Re: The Moon Is An Artificial Satellite And I Have Verifiable Proof (photos) by ThorOdinson: 8:28pm On Jul 23, 2023
Nasa has kept informations as classified for ages especially on HEB (highly evolved beings)
their visitation and other activities both on earth (airspace and the antarctica πŸ‡¦πŸ‡Ά and the dark side of the moon.

Armstrong did saw something.
it was said that
the astronauts were constantly warned after the last mannered landing on the moon
never to return again
which begs for why there has been only prob sent not man.

in ancient times and biblical writing.
Moses and Ezekiel spoke of something looking like UFO πŸ›Έ descending down to earth

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Romance / Re: Something Mysterious Happened In Africa 600 Years Ago (pictures) by ThorOdinson: 11:42am On Jul 22, 2023
i believe you bro.
something happened to Africa.
They kept us i. the dark for ages
changing our history
destroying any evidence remaining. the pyramid which they can’t destroy
but they took out the nose of the sphynix (check for correct spelling)
they messed with everything. Ethiopia and Egypt were also hit with this.
Something happened.
there was a prove that even Egypt was once filled with great rivers not desert as of today.

i know that they will call you a conspiracy theorist but guess what
without a conspiracy theory America wouldn’t have gone wild in exploration and advancement in tech and even in democracy because of people always challenging the facts and narratives.

but here we are all brainwashed by twisted history books.

We have to think for ourselves.

i have a theory about the Tartarian empire
where science and advancement ruled in time immemorial
but something happened.
it was like a reset button was hit
and mankind lost all scientific evidence and progress
and we had to start all over again.
people of old have travelled the space before
but here we are just trying to reach Mars for years
only hope is Elon Musk
but evidence in caves and monuments depict that we had visitors from space before now.

they just changed the stories in books to keep us in the loop. but i am a thinker and a believer in the plain truth hidden in plain sight... i see through their lies.

Those maps you referenced were all Tartarian empire picture and hey the Rome has evidence locked i. their volts to keep the black race out of history.

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Health / Re: What Will She Eat To Improve Her Appetite by ThorOdinson: 10:46am On Jul 10, 2023
i am an advocate for Food AS Medicine.
so far you have exceeded the quotas for you being a real niggar to have prescribed Hempseed oil or it’s product as a solution.
respect ✊
slawomir:
Damnnn niggar

Sorry o

Not that am making a joke outta this situation


But make una give am small weed

Then watch the magic

But before that make una put enough food stuff for house


Travel / Re: FG Issues Flood Alert, Says 14 States May Record Heavy Rainfall by ThorOdinson: 10:27pm On Jul 05, 2023
what about Kogi?
that one na every Year
flood dey happen.
This list no complete
Career / Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by ThorOdinson: 9:27am On Jun 29, 2023
she blocked me because i showed her a street video of how the slum looks like and one video in particular has a stray dog jumping from the gutters
she liked that particular video
and ask if i can adopt the dog
i said no
that some parts of Nigeria actually eat Dog meal

that was all o
she said we are cannibals

she blocked me.
person wey we dey plan serious Marriage o
😟😟😟
America girls sha

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Nairaland / General / Re: Ever Been Discriminated Because Of Your Looks? by ThorOdinson: 2:23pm On Jun 22, 2023
yeah because i have beards πŸ§”

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Business / Re: Mai Bornu To Emefiele: Indigenous CBN Governors Till Date by ThorOdinson: 1:22pm On Jun 12, 2023
Lord give me a sign
Religion / Re: The Great Debate Between The Creationist And An Atheist by ThorOdinson: 8:57pm On May 29, 2023
This is an actual debate between the Evolutionist and an atheist
but the Evolutionist is also the Creationist in this context
LordReed:


Bwahahahahaha! This is what a christian thinks an atheist would say. You should go listen to actual debates between someone supporting evolution and someone supporting creation.
Nairaland / General / The Great Debate Between The Creationist And An Atheist by ThorOdinson: 7:46pm On May 28, 2023
(The Question)
Were we created or did we evolve? How did we arrive?
What's the purpose of our existence? Why are we alive?
Tell me who do you believe in? To what do you subscribe?
And when it's time for you to prove yourself, how will you survive?


INTRODUCTION
First I'd like to thank y'all for coming out today
We would ask that you close your mouth and pay close attention to what we're about to say

I'm your moderator in this great debate
We're tackling a topic that's highly prevalent state to state
To my left an evolutionist atheist, he'll be stating his case against
The man to my right who's a creationist


(Did a deity create this or did we evolve as a basic gist)

You, Sir (The creationist)

Well the Bible states in the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth
So everything we see here was his hand at work
This man's a jerk I've read his books and seen his lectures
Even studied all his tapes about how we were lifeforms that evolved from apes
I ask you how could a intelligent being come out of a lesser being?
This is the thing with which we're wrestling
The Universe and man are God's creation, just admit it pop
If we evolved from apes and apes are still around why?

Moderator

OK your time is up you'll get a chance to talk some more
But at this time we need to let our second speaker have the floor
Let's give the same respect to him and not speak all at once
So we'll pass the baton to your opponent, now for his response

{Evolutionist} Atheist

{Well the concept of life evolving and the way that things were brought in
Was fathered and authored by Charles Darwin
Your assessment of what we believe was improperly covered
We only speak of how one life form changes into another
You believe in God but can't prove there's a god and this is vital
Your theology is based upon a contradicting bible
You don't worship him you worship idols and hold self-righteous dispositions
If God is real why is this world in this condition?
I feel humanity has had enough of this lie
You praise a spirit that allows people to suffer and die
And no matter how much you pray and look up to the sky
Things remain corrupt..}

(Moderator)

Alright, your times up to rebut and reply

Moderator (Creationist) {Evolutionist}]
Right now, this debate is winding down
We're finding out some things now so we'll let the evolutionist start this time around

Evolutionist (Atheist)
{Well as for the Universe we've never said who made it
Evolution is not the theory of how life originated
Your failed connection and theory rejection
Is only evidence of your lack of comprehension in the process of natural selection}

(Creationist)

(Well motion and order are the first two laws of the Universe
We don't agree that stars and planets are the result of a big burst
Think of the perfect celestial trajectory
How things operate successfully with intricate detailed complexity)

(Atheist)
{Can you believe this idiot sitting next to me?
See you're speaking scientifically, prove God did it and break it down specifically}

(Creationist)

(I've done that through the scriptures, what you've heard is the truth
Whether it's Bible or Qur'an, see God's word is the proof
And I agree I'm speaking scientifically we're in compliance
But my last question to you will be, who created Science?)
{End}

What is your take on this
Let’s hear your opinion.
Religion / The Great Debate Between The Creationist And An Atheist by ThorOdinson: 5:08pm On May 28, 2023
[b][/b]

(The Question)
Were we created or did we evolve? How did we arrive?
What's the purpose of our existence? Why are we alive?
Tell me who do you believe in? To what do you subscribe?
And when it's time for you to prove yourself, how will you survive?


INTRODUCTION
First I'd like to thank y'all for coming out today
We would ask that you close your mouth and pay close attention to what we're about to say

I'm your moderator in this great debate
We're tackling a topic that's highly prevalent state to state
To my left an evolutionist atheist, he'll be stating his case against
The man to my right who's a creationist


(Did a deity create this or did we evolve as a basic gist)

You, Sir (The creationist)

Well the Bible states in the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth
So everything we see here was his hand at work
This man's a jerk I've read his books and seen his lectures
Even studied all his tapes about how we were lifeforms that evolved from apes
I ask you how could a intelligent being come out of a lesser being?
This is the thing with which we're wrestling
The Universe and man are God's creation, just admit it pop
If we evolved from apes and apes are still around why?

Moderator

OK your time is up you'll get a chance to talk some more
But at this time we need to let our second speaker have the floor
Let's give the same respect to him and not speak all at once
So we'll pass the baton to your opponent, now for his response

{Evolutionist} Atheist

{Well the concept of life evolving and the way that things were brought in
Was fathered and authored by Charles Darwin
Your assessment of what we believe was improperly covered
We only speak of how one life form changes into another
You believe in God but can't prove there's a god and this is vital
Your theology is based upon a contradicting bible
You don't worship him you worship idols and hold self-righteous dispositions
If God is real why is this world in this condition?
I feel humanity has had enough of this lie
You praise a spirit that allows people to suffer and die
And no matter how much you pray and look up to the sky
Things remain corrupt..}

(Moderator)

Alright, your times up to rebut and reply

Moderator (Creationist) {Evolutionist}]
Right now, this debate is winding down
We're finding out some things now so we'll let the evolutionist start this time around

Evolutionist (Atheist)
{Well as for the Universe we've never said who made it
Evolution is not the theory of how life originated
Your failed connection and theory rejection
Is only evidence of your lack of comprehension in the process of natural selection}

(Creationist)

(Well motion and order are the first two laws of the Universe
We don't agree that stars and planets are the result of a big burst
Think of the perfect celestial trajectory
How things operate successfully with intricate detailed complexity)

(Atheist)
{Can you believe this idiot sitting next to me?
See you're speaking scientifically, prove God did it and break it down specifically}

(Creationist)

(I've done that through the scriptures, what you've heard is the truth
Whether it's Bible or Qur'an, see God's word is the proof
And I agree I'm speaking scientifically we're in compliance
But my last question to you will be, who created Science?)
{End}

What is your take on this
Let’s hear your opinion.

Politics / Re: Tribunal: Prince Ade Omole Represents Mood Of All The BATist In Court - Garba by ThorOdinson: 5:39pm On May 11, 2023
in reverse
O =others
B = before
I = i

by the way
i hate all Nigerian politicians

all of them no get pure love for the country
half of the time they lie
and once they get the power they crave for
them go forget them promise as always to the masses

zero respect for them all
f - all 9ja politicians

my Honest opinion
Exc2000:


cool


Weyrey came late, and he was going to sleep half of the proceeding , read Guidian Newspaper the other half yet expect the Omole guy that came early to stand for him


Typical IPOB mentality

I- I
B- before
O- others

IBO



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