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lol politicians lives for just 4 years while some for 8 years but once dead we all know where theyβre headed π Whalis: 1 Like |
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How long animals live: 1 year: house mouse π 5 years: pigeon π¦ 6 years: kangaroo π¦ 10 years: chicken π 13 years: dog π 15 years: tiger π 20 years: cow π 25 years: horse π 30 years: Burmese rock python π 45 years: orangutan 𦧠50 years: elephant π 60 years: flamingo 𦩠100 years: Galapagos tortoise π’ 200 years: Bowhead whale π 272 years: Greenland shark π¦ 2,300 years: Giant barrel sponge 4,309 years: black coral πͺΈ picture 1 black coral picture 2 Giant barrel sponge picture 3 Greenland shark π¦
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i will tell you this there is no torture greater than what you just described. reading it only has painted the excruciating pain in my brains and it hurts good work rexesq: 1 Like |
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His name is Danjumah Baida from Okene but resides in Lokoja second 200 unit Area please if seen contact the phone numbers attached
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i no even understand the grammar just make the economy easy for the masses to be able to eat and drink in peace and give good security while enjoying the food and peace in peace 2 Likes |
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nope it ainβt Pennywise2: |
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seriously who dey knack this woman no disrespect just wild thought 14 Likes 1 Share |
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igbo and cigarettes but i dey use room freshener but e no fit cure the smoking because na pablo be my guy always burning |
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πππππππ OKUCHI11: 1 Like |
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what do you mean STEWpid: |
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The air in "Sam Soap's Viewing Centre" in Makurdi vibrated long after the final whistle blew on Man United and Spurs. Sweat stuck to foreheads, clenched fists hung stiffly in the air, and the stale smoke of cigarettes and frustration lingered. The match, a rollercoaster of missed chances and equalising goals, had left its mark. Philip, draped in his United jersey, eyes as red as the club's colours, stamped on the dusty floor. "Rashford! How? How he miss that, ehn?!" His voice, booming across the room, silenced the groans from the Spurs supporters huddled in the corner. Agada, decked in Tottenham white, his nose wrinkled in annoyance, retorted, "You talk as if United did anything all game! Bentancur's rocket was pure fire, eh!" And so it began, the familiar dance of banter turning into a heated debate. Statistics were thrown around like verbal grenades, refereeing decisions dissected with venomous precision, players' mothers dragged into the fray. Philip's voice grew hoarse, Agada's face contorted with righteous fury. The screen, once displaying the Premier League logo, seemed to shrink in the face of their animosity. Across the room, Madam Cash, wiping down sticky tables with a sigh, watched the scene unfold. She'd seen it countless times before β friendships strained, tempers flaring, all over a ball kicked around by millionaires in faraway stadiums. It wasn't the passion that bothered her, Madam Cash loved football herself. It was the blindness, the inability to see past club colours and into the shared humanity on the other side. Here, in her dimly lit viewing centre, the lines between United and Spurs, Liverpool and Chelsea, faded away. They were all Makurdi boys, struggling with the same tough times, hustling for the same Naira, laughing at the same jokes. Finally, Madam Cash had enough. "Enough!" she boomed, her voice a clap of thunder in the smoky air. Both Philip and Agada looked at her, startled. "This game is over, but your lives go on," she continued, her gaze sweeping across the room. "Is a goal worth losing a friend, a neighbour? This football, it should bring us together, not tear us apart." Her words hung in the air, heavy with truth. Philip shuffled his feet, shamefaced. Agada offered a hesitant smile. Slowly, the tension subsided, replaced by a grudging respect. Later, as the crowd thinned, Philip approached Madam Cash. "She was a beauty, that Bentancur shot," he admitted, a sheepish grin on his face. Agada chuckled and slapped him on the back. "Don't tell your boys that, eh?" That night, in Sam Soap's Viewing Centre, the football didn't disappear. But amidst the cheers and banter, a new understanding flickered. They were still fans, still passionate, but they were also neighbours, friends, Makurdi boys sharing a love for the beautiful game. And maybe, just maybe, that love was bigger than any rivalry. Because in the end, it wasn't about who won or lost on the pitch. It was about who we were off it. And on a dusty Sunday night in Makurdi, Madam Cash reminded them and infact all of us, that sometimes, the most important match happens not on the green field, but right here, in the shared space of our lives. Honestly, I use to argue a lot about football but yesterday's experience has changed that side of me. For good I guess. |
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wow |
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all i know is that the ukrainian and russia war is not yet over skooodos brother |
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UFOβs May Not Be Coming From Space, But Rather From Beneath The Sea. What if Aliens and UFOβs are not from outer space but are right here on earth, where they have always been? Our Planet Earth is almost completely covered by one global Ocean. Over 70% of our earth is covered by water, and less than 30% of it is land. It is unknown how many different species call the ocean their home because most of the ocean has never been mapped, explored, or even seen by humans. A far greater amount of the surfaces of the moon and the planet Mars has been mapped and studied than of our own ocean floor. The Vice President of the new International Coalition for Extraterrestrial Research (ICER), Gary Heseltinev has made a startling claim, saying that UFOs may not be coming from space but rather from beneath the sea. ICER is made up of UFO researchers and scientists from 27 countries who aim to discover the truth about alien life. βUFOs are often seen coming in and out of water, we suspect that in our deepest oceans and trenches we may well have alien bases. That sounds crazy but if you think about it, we only know 5 percent of ocean, we know more about the surface of the moon or Mars than our own oceans β so that would seem to me why UFOs are seen regularly coming in and out of water,β said Heseltinev. The recent videos showing encounters between the US Navy and UFOs are game changers that pave the way to finally explain the unexplained. Based on more than 75 years of research, ICER acknowledges that the UFO/UAP phenomenon is real; it acts with intelligence and is likely to be extraterrestrial/non-human in origin. They believe it is time to purge the stigma that has plagued the UFO phenomenon for decades and embark on serious scientific studies. ICER believes all countries now need to prepare for confirmation that the Earth is being engaged by non-human intelligences and proposes 'awareness' programs be established to deal with the profound issue of Contact and its global implications. Many ancient cultures have myths of human like gods who live in the ocean, who sometimes come onto land. What if these myths are true, and humans are not the highest lifeforms on earth? |
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ignorance is Failure 8 Likes 1 Share |
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damn i really like this write up. i know about DMT for long now and how celebrities even partake in a secret ritual ( lady gaga was seen feeding on a dead humans body DMT via illuminati ceremony) The issue of reincarnation is quite tricky not every mind will understand it because of few evidence but check through the whole tribe on earth the natives all believed in reincarnation ask your grandma or dad in the village! The clandestine are real and are portrayed in marvel movies also the introduction of parallel universe this stuff is real bro thatβs all i can say and itβs left for you to either take it or not. The universe should have moved to a higher level of intelligence than we are currently operating on now taking about how old the earth is and how we call ourselves the most advanced on earth maybe something keeps wiping off our memories through reincarnation keep feeding and recycling. go watch the movie SOUL better than explaining here 8 Likes 1 Share |
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Allies π§¨π£π’π·π΄π΅πΈπ°π‘πβοΈ Tinubu Sierra Lone buhari Niger π³πͺ political interest |
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Nasa has kept informations as classified for ages especially on HEB (highly evolved beings) their visitation and other activities both on earth (airspace and the antarctica π¦πΆ and the dark side of the moon. Armstrong did saw something. it was said that the astronauts were constantly warned after the last mannered landing on the moon never to return again which begs for why there has been only prob sent not man. in ancient times and biblical writing. Moses and Ezekiel spoke of something looking like UFO πΈ descending down to earth 6 Likes 3 Shares
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i believe you bro. something happened to Africa. They kept us i. the dark for ages changing our history destroying any evidence remaining. the pyramid which they canβt destroy but they took out the nose of the sphynix (check for correct spelling) they messed with everything. Ethiopia and Egypt were also hit with this. Something happened. there was a prove that even Egypt was once filled with great rivers not desert as of today. i know that they will call you a conspiracy theorist but guess what without a conspiracy theory America wouldnβt have gone wild in exploration and advancement in tech and even in democracy because of people always challenging the facts and narratives. but here we are all brainwashed by twisted history books. We have to think for ourselves. i have a theory about the Tartarian empire where science and advancement ruled in time immemorial but something happened. it was like a reset button was hit and mankind lost all scientific evidence and progress and we had to start all over again. people of old have travelled the space before but here we are just trying to reach Mars for years only hope is Elon Musk but evidence in caves and monuments depict that we had visitors from space before now. they just changed the stories in books to keep us in the loop. but i am a thinker and a believer in the plain truth hidden in plain sight... i see through their lies. Those maps you referenced were all Tartarian empire picture and hey the Rome has evidence locked i. their volts to keep the black race out of history. 25 Likes 2 Shares |
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i am an advocate for Food AS Medicine. so far you have exceeded the quotas for you being a real niggar to have prescribed Hempseed oil or itβs product as a solution. respect β slawomir: |
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what about Kogi? that one na every Year flood dey happen. This list no complete |
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she blocked me because i showed her a street video of how the slum looks like and one video in particular has a stray dog jumping from the gutters she liked that particular video and ask if i can adopt the dog i said no that some parts of Nigeria actually eat Dog meal that was all o she said we are cannibals she blocked me. person wey we dey plan serious Marriage o πππ America girls sha 9 Likes |
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yeah because i have beards π§ 1 Like |
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Lord give me a sign |
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This is an actual debate between the Evolutionist and an atheist but the Evolutionist is also the Creationist in this context LordReed: |
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(The Question) Were we created or did we evolve? How did we arrive? What's the purpose of our existence? Why are we alive? Tell me who do you believe in? To what do you subscribe? And when it's time for you to prove yourself, how will you survive? INTRODUCTION First I'd like to thank y'all for coming out today We would ask that you close your mouth and pay close attention to what we're about to say I'm your moderator in this great debate We're tackling a topic that's highly prevalent state to state To my left an evolutionist atheist, he'll be stating his case against The man to my right who's a creationist (Did a deity create this or did we evolve as a basic gist) You, Sir (The creationist) Well the Bible states in the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth So everything we see here was his hand at work This man's a jerk I've read his books and seen his lectures Even studied all his tapes about how we were lifeforms that evolved from apes I ask you how could a intelligent being come out of a lesser being? This is the thing with which we're wrestling The Universe and man are God's creation, just admit it pop If we evolved from apes and apes are still around why? Moderator OK your time is up you'll get a chance to talk some more But at this time we need to let our second speaker have the floor Let's give the same respect to him and not speak all at once So we'll pass the baton to your opponent, now for his response {Evolutionist} Atheist {Well the concept of life evolving and the way that things were brought in Was fathered and authored by Charles Darwin Your assessment of what we believe was improperly covered We only speak of how one life form changes into another You believe in God but can't prove there's a god and this is vital Your theology is based upon a contradicting bible You don't worship him you worship idols and hold self-righteous dispositions If God is real why is this world in this condition? I feel humanity has had enough of this lie You praise a spirit that allows people to suffer and die And no matter how much you pray and look up to the sky Things remain corrupt..} (Moderator) Alright, your times up to rebut and reply Moderator (Creationist) {Evolutionist}] Right now, this debate is winding down We're finding out some things now so we'll let the evolutionist start this time around Evolutionist (Atheist) {Well as for the Universe we've never said who made it Evolution is not the theory of how life originated Your failed connection and theory rejection Is only evidence of your lack of comprehension in the process of natural selection} (Creationist) (Well motion and order are the first two laws of the Universe We don't agree that stars and planets are the result of a big burst Think of the perfect celestial trajectory How things operate successfully with intricate detailed complexity) (Atheist) {Can you believe this idiot sitting next to me? See you're speaking scientifically, prove God did it and break it down specifically} (Creationist) (I've done that through the scriptures, what you've heard is the truth Whether it's Bible or Qur'an, see God's word is the proof And I agree I'm speaking scientifically we're in compliance But my last question to you will be, who created Science?) {End} What is your take on this Letβs hear your opinion. |
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[b][/b] (The Question) Were we created or did we evolve? How did we arrive? What's the purpose of our existence? Why are we alive? Tell me who do you believe in? To what do you subscribe? And when it's time for you to prove yourself, how will you survive? INTRODUCTION First I'd like to thank y'all for coming out today We would ask that you close your mouth and pay close attention to what we're about to say I'm your moderator in this great debate We're tackling a topic that's highly prevalent state to state To my left an evolutionist atheist, he'll be stating his case against The man to my right who's a creationist (Did a deity create this or did we evolve as a basic gist) You, Sir (The creationist) Well the Bible states in the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth So everything we see here was his hand at work This man's a jerk I've read his books and seen his lectures Even studied all his tapes about how we were lifeforms that evolved from apes I ask you how could a intelligent being come out of a lesser being? This is the thing with which we're wrestling The Universe and man are God's creation, just admit it pop If we evolved from apes and apes are still around why? Moderator OK your time is up you'll get a chance to talk some more But at this time we need to let our second speaker have the floor Let's give the same respect to him and not speak all at once So we'll pass the baton to your opponent, now for his response {Evolutionist} Atheist {Well the concept of life evolving and the way that things were brought in Was fathered and authored by Charles Darwin Your assessment of what we believe was improperly covered We only speak of how one life form changes into another You believe in God but can't prove there's a god and this is vital Your theology is based upon a contradicting bible You don't worship him you worship idols and hold self-righteous dispositions If God is real why is this world in this condition? I feel humanity has had enough of this lie You praise a spirit that allows people to suffer and die And no matter how much you pray and look up to the sky Things remain corrupt..} (Moderator) Alright, your times up to rebut and reply Moderator (Creationist) {Evolutionist}] Right now, this debate is winding down We're finding out some things now so we'll let the evolutionist start this time around Evolutionist (Atheist) {Well as for the Universe we've never said who made it Evolution is not the theory of how life originated Your failed connection and theory rejection Is only evidence of your lack of comprehension in the process of natural selection} (Creationist) (Well motion and order are the first two laws of the Universe We don't agree that stars and planets are the result of a big burst Think of the perfect celestial trajectory How things operate successfully with intricate detailed complexity) (Atheist) {Can you believe this idiot sitting next to me? See you're speaking scientifically, prove God did it and break it down specifically} (Creationist) (I've done that through the scriptures, what you've heard is the truth Whether it's Bible or Qur'an, see God's word is the proof And I agree I'm speaking scientifically we're in compliance But my last question to you will be, who created Science?) {End} What is your take on this Letβs hear your opinion.
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in reverse O =others B = before I = i by the way i hate all Nigerian politicians all of them no get pure love for the country half of the time they lie and once they get the power they crave for them go forget them promise as always to the masses zero respect for them all f - all 9ja politicians my Honest opinion Exc2000: 1 Like |
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