₦airaland Forum

ibrotee0:
wat qualification? did you select FastTrack?

databoy247:
As a professional CV writing group (ProCV Nigeria), we currently receive constant requests from HR managers and recruiters for qualified candidates CVs. These opportunities are not normally announced for the general public. You can call them coded vacancies.

If interested, please drop your email address below so I can forward them to you. In most cases, you will be given the direct email address of the HR manager which you will forward your CV to.

As I said, if you are interested, drop your email address below. No charges.

NwaAmaikpe:


Numbers won't do justice to my rating of your girlfriend.
So I'd verbally describe and analyze what I see.

The scenery of her photograph shows she lives in a slum neighborhood and has definitely been sexually assaulted as a minor.

The brown roofs around and ancient buildings shows her tribe... I guess she's troublesome from her pose. (That pose when women want to fight)
Her arms are at akimbo, but her smile looks more like a frown in the picture, this shows even she can't stand the odour emanating from her armpit.

Her flabby tummy shows she's either been pregnant before, is pregnant or has given birth and discarded the baby...you really need to ask her.

Now a woman is supposed to have proportional 'figure 8' body contours, but it is lacking here.
She does not have a single hip. Some men even have wider hips than her.
She is just as straight as an unprocessed log of lumber.

You are lucky to have a girl like this because you won't suffer the insecurity most men go through with their girls because she is so ugly, that even if a man looks back if she walks past its' to confirm if she'd turn and walk towards him so he can flee.

If you really love this girl, instead of putting her up to be analyzed like a property, buy her that black soap dudu osun so she can tone her dirty black complexion which makes her face look like a badly molded chunk of Amala.

Get her a new tailor who won't mess up the neck of her gown which looks like a funeral wear made from lace curtain.
Then advice her to stop wearing padded bras. She should come to terms with the fact that she has small breàsts

In summary,
If your girl was a car,
She'd be a rickety wheelbarrow.

uzoclinton:
My primary school (Nazareth Nursery n Primary school, lagos state) headmaster = Uncle Monday...

My secondary school (Royal star college, Lagos state) principal = Mr Baffi

decatalyst:
@thousandreason, calm down. You have got to do that affidavit if you want the middle name included. Its a sensitive issue that has to do with govt directive. Your money is involved and your real identify is also involved, so they needed to be careful and do proper documentation.
I have been in this situation before...had to go do my driving license cause they said they ain't gonna honor my temp PVC n temp NIMC shit.

Don't mind those bunch of arrogant staff they employ in banks now a days. Dunno whether nah their salary dey make their brain swell or the bank purposely train most of them to be arrogant and disrespectful.

Most naija banks are shitty when it comes to attending to customer's complaint and queries

HtwoOw:
Rubbish post


You can't recieve sympathy from anyone if they don't already hate the bank


I had BVN issues too , First bank and Skye bank played with me for 6 weeks

Probably one of the reasons why i didn't do MMM

I hated them and called them out on twitter , fb . even on play store


Guess what ? i had to do an affidavit too after those weeks and i have full access to my account now

my point is why protect the bank's name ? Na HSBC or BOA ??

people sef

Bolatim:
Please i need to confirm if this Invite is real guys..The invite was scheduled to hold on wednesday...



CONGRATULATIONS AFTER CV REVIEW,
We were impressed by your background and you have been recommended for an aptitude test and oral interview with LIVE SOLUTION RESOURCES which has been scheduled for WEDNESDAY 14TH SEPTEMBER 2016, the interview will start exactly 9.00 am
VENUE; second floor ,philez plaza no 2 osolo way 7/8 bustop airport road lagos.
for easy access,get to oshodi then take a bus heading to airpot road drop at 7/8 cross over



Prior to the interview we will be contacting your references
as given on your application form. If you have stated that you do not wish us to contact your current employer, this reference will not be taken up unless you are successful an interview.
WE look forward to meeting you.

REGARDS
live solution hr
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prodiG:
Tinubu can make the money Cr7 makes in a year under five minutes.D kind of money polithiefcians make no be 4 here

femolacqua:
His got more money from real, along side some endorsement deal.

TI1919:
It would be better to re frame it as Mikel Obi vs Tinubu who is richer


even though Mikel is my personal view sha

Really??

femolacqua:
No need to go far, CR7.

jom28gy:
Ronald is a player, he got what he plays.but tinubu on the other hand is a politician.and in Nigeria you know what politician can do.so tinubu is richer.