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Only dumb , underachieving Nairalanders can't see what Mike is doing .

Mike is going to come out of this show as the biggest winner.

He sells himself and his brand with every opportunity he gets.

Basically everyone now know about Aierys ...tell me, what are your faves coming out to ?


To join Nollywoood like the sixty other ex housemates?

Even Nina and CeeC that can't complete a sentence are now ATUresses ..

I laugh at you people .

The competition is over ... Mike has won .
End it now

Mike is such a joy to watch

Frodd so far the best presentation.

Ike the worst and most boring .

makydebbie:
I really hope Venita leaves with Esther tomorrow

Doesn't look likely.
She was ahead of Sir Dee at least four hours before the voting line closed.

Great job Elo

Frog's fans ...I've been taking it easy on your multi colored cursed rejected son but it seems you're now mistaking my kindness for weakness.

The audacity of the fans of the most useless man in the show to come for Mike is mind boggling .


The same idiotic fraud that cried on the very first week making people believe his mother is late only for people to later find out his mother is hale and hearty .

This desperado has pulled all the stops but still can't blow .

With the rate he has cried , washed pants etc

You'll think he'll be among the most searched on Google but of course the idiotic moronic mess is missing.

Be guided .... respect yourselves or I'll come very hard on fraud.

Valto:
coming from a fellow with an unclear sexuality and an as*licker fan of a certain Jamaican failed athlete, i will pass. but u are still yarning dust

Fraud is Mike's agemate and he's yet to achieve anything in his life

An old multi colored fool who keeps crying that his father doesn't love him , keeps following a quack lawyer that emasculates him .

For all his so called "talents " , Mike's shadow is still more popular and way more recognized than he'll ever be.

A pervert that accosts women in the bathroom .

An aspiring rapist that pulls off his pants to jump into the bed of a woman that has shown him nothing but disdain.

A useless good for nothing son that even his own father constantly beats up .

Everyone hates him because he carries bad luck and energy .

Ever wondered why he hasn't won anything in the house despite giving some of the best performances in every task .

Someone that pimped his living mother's health just to score a few pity votes.
I heard he's from a cursed generation .

A useless , hopeless , aimless , worthless , foolish flibbertigibbet.
A slubberdegullion with oneirataxia .
A castrated capon .

A dirty looking foolish he goat that can't make a conspicuous decision without peeping through the skirt of a quack low budget lawyer with halitosis.

A confused specimen of a man .

A useless disaster of a son .

A worthless excuse of a human being .

Even if fraud skins himself alive , he'll still be below Mike .

I know it hurts you all so badly that upon everything Fraud does , he'll never be able to touch Mike's grace and the natural love people have for him .

He can only steal from Mike's spotlight like his theifing team that stole the recharge cards meant for Mike .

Well the freebies are over , he's back to his level Cindy's ....

Try as much as you want , cry from now till eternity but Frodd will never happen .

He lacks star power ....

He's so absurdly common ...

His kind is a dime and dozen ....

Let fraud enjoy Mike's company for the remaining weeks he has with Mike because he'll never be able to stand beside Mike ...not now not ever !

The nerve on you to come for IamJ's sexuality when your fave is basically being accused of the same ....

The joke writes itself .

Chibabe005:
So Ike and Diane are inside the molue preparing on their scanfrost task..Ike tells Diane he wants to be more serious with tasks..

so Elo joins them, he does all the lovey-dovey stuffs like holding her waist, from behind. pecking her she tries to Dodge, Elo replies that he has brushed ohh!..

Diane tells Ike to tell Elo to go take his bath, Ike says he can't, that he hasn't taken his bath sef..why should he tell another to do so..they all laugh


Elo leaves.. Ike tells Diane he wants to go and use the rest room,Diane doubts it and say ike are you sure you'll return? Ike assures he will

right now Ike is on bed with mercy, discussing.. Mercy's very discoloured legs are on the wall, for a while I thought it was lizard.

the camera moves to a sleeping Cyndy.. then HOH room to a sleeping Tacha and khaffy

No joy in this forum

Steph Steph.

Where is my Tetah ?

Oh wait never mind. ...

Lhimeet:
Next time, do well to quote 3bear when he starts with his endless epistles.

Mmmmh

Chibabe005:
so She'll do what?

Buhahahahaha.. ntoooooooooooooooor...

did I go personal with anybody?

The game ends October.. everybody go dey okay.

I dey here for you.

Chai !
I thought it was in September ?
I'm tired o ...October is too far nah .

bunnae:
Now would have been the best time for me to meet my heartthrob. I wonder why I nor be housemate sef.

Oh Jidenna !

CaptainMeks:
You need to stop sounding like a victim.

XX MEGA LOSER at 33 is on my screen because i can see and read his comments on my screen and words go a long way to show who we really are.

If you are in a negative place, your words are windows to that aura such as the sad fellow is in. He is in a negative place and people like that tend to act like night lights which attract moths such as you are to them.

He is under my scrutiny because negative people rub me off the wrong way because i am a positive soul.

He has been trying to prove something to himself and thus shoving it in our faces and since he is negative and a lot of others are positive he should stop trying to force his negativity down the throats of the positive ones here.

Incidentally i doubt he has the cash to pay for subscription to watch BBN because i noticed he often twists his narratives to suit his dark side which is something one only gets from watching the show via twitter.

Oh i know he does not have a job but what i want him to do is actually decide to have a job and not decide not to have one because he does not have one already. Fact!

He already sleeps on Tacha so this forum is nothing

He apparently hopes he would get a cut from the pay out from Tacha. Have you not noticed he day dreams about her? He has hopes for a cut if she wins. At least dreams he hopes may come true for him in that regard.

Finally, You are not in any position whatsoever to tell me who i do and do not talk about here. This is how i catch my own fun.

If you wish to give me tips above as you just did, you might do well to take your own advice.

Thank you.

Shakespeare of our time .
So much wisdom !

Blackhawk01:
You can analyse the game and HMs without ridiculing them, you don't have to tear one hm apart to praise the other. Besides, XXML has gone personal with forumites on different occasions, you didn't call him out. I remember when he used to give very biased and outrightly demeaning updates on HMs, he was hailed by people until he got to their faves' turn. I know you're speaking up because it has to do with Ike and Mike, you'd have turned a blind eye if he wasn't praising your fave. Housemates are human too, don't choose to remember when it suits you. If housemates can be ridiculed for their shortcomings, forumites will also get dragged for being insensitive. No human is the same, no HMs is the same. As much as criticism is allowed, toxic ones should be frowned upon. You can't welcome toxicity with one hand and push it away with the other.


Besides, you don't tell people the kind of weapons to bring to a battle. XXML called for whatever he's getting...

Everyone knows Geezeem and her doctor friend are the biggest hypocrites here .
They sanction injustice as long as it suits them and find their stained and rumpled moral cloaks when it doesn't .

At least I'm honest enough to admit I've never been a good person .

The Bible said it best ....you're either hot or cold ...the lukewarm will be spitted out because he has no bearing .

Someone that only calls out injustice when it's against them is a fake person.

Two types of sin exist ...sin of omission and commission .

It's actually laughable that people still remotely take those two seriously ....I stopped doing that a long time ago when I decoded what they truly are .

CaptainMeks:
People resume at their businesses or jobs at 8am while you resumed here on Nairaland at the same time with this expected lengthy monologue about a housemates you so love to hate.

Such energy yet so misplaced. Your life must be a hell hole of a cacophony since all your energy is dispelled against others but none utilized to correct the discordant tunes in your aura.

You never learn. Anyway enjoy your day in your Nairaland office. Joblessness is indeed very real

Oh no !

Geezeem:
He won't challenge xxml33 on facts.... He will go personal and attack his intelligence and life.....

And As usual, he would attack Ike looks, Merike situationship and his life before big brother

Nothing on what his mike holds over Ike as far as the show is concerned

You give the word delusion a new meaning

The only place Ike is better than Mike is solving puzzles which really isn't even a big deal since he calls himself a "mathematician ".

Mike is way more handsome .

Mike is taller .

Has a better personality .

Has a sexier body .

Has a way better fashion sense .

Is way more emotionally intelligent.

Has a stronger psyche.

Has better resilience.

Has self Worth.


Smells way better according to most of the housemates that keep saying Ike is smelling even his girlfriend Mercy.

Mike has the better prospect.

Mike looks more like a brand .

Mike is generally more respected .


Let's talk about the game now shall we .

Mike is the better actor .

Mike is the better dancer .

Mike puts more effort in tasks .

Mike is a proven leader ...Ike is an extra .

Mike is much more entertaining .

Mike is naturally charismatic .

Ike is disposable ; Mike isn't .

Mike stands out in the crowd ...Ike needs to do something extra or shocking to be noticed .

Ike consistently trails behind MIke in everything and not the other way round .

You and I both know that everything I said here is the truth


As for the reason I can't reply the Greek alphabet thing ...let's just say I don't throw stones at just about any dog that barks ... especially the one that has a different bark every minute .

He's admitted he's craving for likes ,so give him his validation.

He knows Ike is popular here , so he knows the quickest way to get not so intelligent people to give him the likes he desperately craves .

You people will take validation wherever it comes from even if it's a person that used to mop the floor with Ike's tacky dreads ...that can never be me .
I'm very secure .


So delude yourself ...it's allowed, but we all know no one in their right minds would pick a highly unstable junkie over someone as solid , dependable and rational as Mike .

Mike is everything ike should aspire to be .

In the real world we don't solve puzzles , we make conspicuous decisions .

That's why Mike has achieved everything he's achieved and Ike's only claim to fame is being the inferior participant in a hackneyed and ennui ship .


But by all means deceive yourself ...this wouldn't be the first time you've given yourself false hope and ended up taking a big L .

Some people never learn .

DownChelsea:
you are like a preacher who says God is man. Who takes you seriously. “Unrequited crush” oh holy jokes!!

Stop twisting the truth to suit your biased narrative .

fitzmayowa:
Frodd get bad mouth sha, I hope Mike takes note of jokes...

But he can't take it when it is given to him ,he starts crying.

Mike doesn't take Frodd seriously, he's the last person his stupid jokes will get to.

DownChelsea:
So that was how Frodd dealt with Mike yet again. Chai! Mike pity your fans naaa

Dealt with who ?
All the female housemates defended him and said they've seen him washing his shorts including Frodd's unrequited crush Esther.



Stop watching from your neighbor's window .

Do you see the housemates saying Mike always washes his shorts .

Nairalanders take an L again.

omamush:
Olamide IG still trending,

Chai Naija guys too like Nyash

All my data have finished there

Iamsegzy25:
This week alone:

1) ike won veto power card

2) ike won HOH but was cheated

3) ike came second in arena game with 200bet9ja coins

What else do you want? Nigga owns this week jare

Ike Ike Ike star boy

The owner of the week is Khafi who came from winning a car valued at 7 million to winning HOH .
Almost does not kill a bird.

oshe11:
Lol


I'm TeamNobody and TeamEverybody


Even if Esther topped it doesnt matter cos its Tacha against TeamEnigma

Tacha topped and it was not even close

Ekinematics:
Yes. The cumulative score is more important. Sadly most people don't realise this, they only believe in 1 week wonder.

Of course.
If Sir Dee is evicted tomorrow , he'll move to second place just behind Omashola.

safarigirl:
Ran away from puzzle?

At this point, Ike has nothing to prove as far as puzzles go. Puzzles are too easy for Ike, so, he decided to show viewers he also knows how to build a skeleton.

Man is intelligent, he has brains, especially in sciences. Just admit that and keep moving.

The skeleton was compulsory .
Stop watching from your neighbor's window .
It was either the bricks or the puzzles .
Your quack mathematician picked the easier option .

DanielOc:
when it deals with education, mike always make Ike seem like Einstein,
When it comes to Sport, Ike seem like Ronaldo-Mayweather combined, and Uzoho is what mike is left with..

Yet Ike trails behind Mike in the cumulative arena game score.
Try something else ...this is lame .

oshe11:



The Mad man must be pissed if he realised u compared him with Walking Love Machine

Mercy's slave.

oshe11:
I can tell You what she didnt get and Thats 15%


No be only HOH na WHO he get

These people and delusion .
Ike maintained a top five in which arena games

Wasn't he second to last amongst the males last week

Disqualified at some .

Ike's fans are pathological liars .


They are now pulling data off their nuts .


The only two arena games he's performed well are the ones that involve puzzles .

oshe11:
You actually expected that much from someone that can't even close his mouth to save his life?

There was one mad man that used to hang in our school gates when we were kids .

Ike looks exactly like him


The mad man looks more handsome and tidy though .

Elo's ass in those pants ....haibo

A high jumper does not need to know puzzles but a mathematician certainly does .

Most of you Nairalanders are dumb , ignorant and very stupid

I'm no mathematician but I can solve that puzzle with my eyes closed .

Ike lacks everything ....looks , talent , resourcefulness .

The only thing he has working for him is his so called knowledge of puzzles ...yet he trails Sir Dee with nearly a minute .

In Septa unella's voice : Shame shame shame .