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Where the twist ?

Is Ike retarded or he has a down syndrome ?

Cause that's the only way these praises for the most random deeds would make sense .

The way Ike's supporters hype everything he does , you'd think he's an imbe....cile

Like seriously

A grown man spells a primary school word correctly ... they say he's smart

He completes a puzzle other men his age and some much older completed much faster , they say he's improving .

Is he handicapped or deformed , because I don't understand these praises for the most random things .

I started building play houses at 5 or less .

In primary school I was making four feet sand castles with loamy soils and absolutely no one called me smart but I'm supposed to cheer a 27 year old man for making a chess board ?


Lord help me.

Yale9:
if wishes were horses, they’ll evict him on sunday

He won't be evicted on Sunday , neither is he winning the show .

oshe11:
He is a Carrier na


Use your brain

So carriers don't suffer from the diseases they spread?
Did you smoke weed this night ?

So because someone infected someone with HIV , he or she will stop having symptoms .

Oga did you say you're an engineer ?

oshe11:
babbbbbbbbbyyyyyyyyyy

Nwoke oma

oshe11:
Seyi says HI @bolded


No wonder Ike has been suffering from infections on a Daily

Yet the person allegedly giving Ike the infections is always healthy and fit .
Is he immune to the infections he's supposedly carrying ?
Oga use your brain nah

oshe11:
Who liked this post

You really want us to go there ?

We know who will be embarrassed tonight

oshe11:
Funny You said Mouth Odour when we all know thats Mike' Forte


And talking about Smell?

Tell that to Ike who changed his Sheet after Mike sat on It with his Boxer

No single person has accused Mike of mouth odor in that house
Ike is always going to stay near Mike ...that can't be the sign of someone smelling .
Ike hangs around Mike more than everyone in that house except Mercy .
But we all heard Kim Oprah and Ellah when they told us that Trasha has an odiferous mouth and body .

We all know the low budget prostitute in that house whose vagina has been streched from Ghana to Nigeria that it had to push out an illegitimate child .

We all know the loose worthless woman who everyone even a child born yesterday have seen naked .

When Mike walks he's addressed as an athlete and CEO ...the last time Trasha stepped out in public ,she was called an Instagram prostitute .

Don't even start what you can't finish ... because when I'm done with Trasha her skin will add seven more colours .

oshe11:
But he left his Abroad to come dine with Mosquitoes


Alot of them must be living inside his butt, with that humongous butt crack and dirty boxer

It still won't reach the number of STDs residing in Trasha's pussy

That homogeneous butt crack and dirty boxers smell better than trasha's vagina .

We all know the housemate that was called out for body odour and mouth odour .

It sounded like the dumb Instagram LovePeddler , that sells herself on social media to feed the child she had outside wedlock .

President of cruisetopia with the best time too

Always leading his team to victory.

DownChelsea:
she’s still smarter than your Mike. Plus the Icons won the wager task so they have the house resources at their disposal. And Elo and Omashola (today’s winners) are Icons

Tacha is smarter than Mike ?

Tell me your weed dealer ....I need some of those good stuffs

I see Cindy getting to top 5 .

That will be the biggest upset of the season .

Tetehjewel is not threebear o !

Like when are you people ever going to get it .

I'm from South south ,do you honestly think I can ever be a buharist like Tetehjewel ? ( Deep sigh)

I can't be downchelsea ( my favorite teams are Chelsea and Barcelona )

I can't be Jen92 (she actually joined Nairaland before I did )

How can I create an account a year prior then make it a subsidiary alternate .....do you people even think at all ?

I'm not side chick or Mike for the money - I'm an attention seeker , how do you even think I'll pick such random names


You people all claim you're smart , yet come up with the dumbest theories .

A simple look will tell you that Teteh and Jen have been active members of Nairaland.
How can one create an alternate for trolling and keep them so active for years ?
Do you even know the job of alternates ?
Can you people use your senses for once ?
I'm tired of getting mentions constantly accusing me of being people I'm not.
Not every Mike supporter is threebear !

For those my apartment is peppering ...here is a closer look .

Oya choke in two minutes and seven seconds .

Which male so far has the longest time ?

Oh wait , never mind.

I'm loving Mike's wife almost at the same level I love her husband

Lord help me o ....


They should give us a reality show after the show .

Perri and Mike

I love that couple eh .

If you have a problem with Mike , go chop poo .

The rotten one that houseflies have hatched million maggots on

Mike will remain in your faces till day 99 .

He will prance around half nude .

He'll eat in the arena.

He'll go to his diary sessions shirtless.

He'll take naps when he wants to .

He'll address himself as the president of cruisetopia .

He'll play pillow fights with any female in the house he wants to.

And yes , he's going to win

And there is absolutely nothing ....I repeat , absolutely nothing ...any of you can do about it .

All these trasha's fans calling Mercy silicone ass

Are you really sure dauters ass is real ?

Temi231:
Don't mind the loser supporting his Co loser. Isn't the chess board seyi and jackye are now playing. Threebear, be sincere with yourself for once, your Mike Dela is a loser and he's not winning this show.

Stop decampaining people fans, you won't hear

How am I loser when at 24 I'm already a multi millionaire .

How is Mike a loser when he has a thriving business , a wife a house of his own and you're watching him from your Gotv .

Do you know the definition of a loser ?
Let me help you .

A loser is a man of 27 that has no distinguished source of income.
A loser is a man of 27 that still squats with his cousins .
A loser is a man of 27 that pimps his girlfriend to big men for sex .
A loser is a man of 27 that has been in and out of prison more times than a hen broods in a year .
A loser is someone that has been on big brother show for nearly 2 months still the viewers and his fans don't know his selling point because he offers nothing except kissing and groping .


Do you the know the ultimate loser
A person that supports such a person .

This is my apartment ...
I pay 2.5 million a year
The thing the loser you support has to wear a clown overall and bust out robotic dance steps to cheat his way and win less of that .

Please put some respect in my name

Jen92:
I didnt see anything

Be careful what you're getting yourself into o .

Don't just go meeting random men from Nairaland .

I can tell you I've known that moniker for three years and he's not someone you should involve yourself with in any shape or form .

So madam lawyer is decampaigning Mike on Nairaland and shipping him with Ike on Twitter


Clear case of kolomental

Madam you shouldn't have used your picture at all on Twitter - we know your game .


You're a learner .

Ike's fans that want to join his WhatsApp group , please stop listening to irrelevant members of Ike gang on Nairaland

Ike has a very active WhatsApp group .


Go look for Ezolanski or kukua fouliard (from GH)on Twitter and ask them to link you up .

How can you be seeking for info from a low budget Ike's fan that no one recognises .

Someone that is irrelevant on both Nairaland and Twitter .


Meet these two people I recommended and they'll help you

As much as I can't stand Ike , I want him to last in the game .


My Mike can't be lonely abeg .

He needs his friends .

When he's out of the house we will wreck the ship .

Temi231:
He isn't winning. Quote me after the show

I won't be quoting you after the show ,I'll be busy celebrating

Why on Earth would I be looking to quote you .

LMAO

VotingPolls:
IKE was dragged for weeks on this very thread, especially by threebear and iamj for days, and most of y'all complaining now did not say anything then.

You cheered them on.

That was what drew most people here to him, including myself.

I'm glad I did though. He's such nice guy.

Ike Ike Ike my guy

And it amounted to 15 percent .

Temi231:
He ain't winning nada

We wait and see .
Votes not rants will decide .

I remember when I was posting Mike's Instagram handle , one clown said it's not by posting Instagram handles

Surprise , surprise ....I saw the shameless hypocrite posting Ike's Instagram handle yesterday and begging people to follow .

I told you all I'm these b**ches mentor .


Mikings and Mikqueens please follow Mike on Instagram, ....let's hit 300k before next week

Trasha has been Shadowbanned by Instagram so she's going to be in that 500k for a while .

Let's make Mike the most followed housemate in the house.

Biggie has ended the punishment

Man like Mike .

Happy soul

I love you .

Sco pu tu Mana

Nigerian lecturers !


Stop sleeping with your students !

Stop giving grades to the highest suckee

The kind of empty headed individuals claiming professional courses these days is alarming .

A lawyer that doesn't know Grenada is different from Jamaica

Mike is not the reason you're old and lonely

Mike is not the cause of your ugliness .

Mike is not the reason no man wants you .

Mike is not the reason the clothing items on your body is not up to 500 naira.

Hating on Mike won't give you happiness .

Hating on Mike won't reverse your age and bring back the fountain of youth that hardship and lots of dumping by numerous men have sapped out of your worn out veins

To whom it may concern ...hate is never the way .
Kneel and pray ...the God that delivered Job and sealed the Lions' mouths when they wanted to feast on Daniel can still perform Miracles .

Come to hlHim with clean heart and he'll heal you

Stop hating on an innocent man whose gloomy days are brighter than your future.

Stop hating his wife because she is a Mrs

A tag that has eluded you for the last fifty years .

Don't give yourself a heart attack because of someone that will never know you .

At least if not for anything live for your imaginary clients at your Utopia law chamber.

The albino having a time of its life

Enjoy the attention ...it will end in a few weeks .

Then you'll be back to the life of a depressed , frustrated middle aged woman .


Taking out all her anger on her cheap andriod phone .


When the man you're fighting hard to bring down will be making love to his beautiful wife .
Signing endorsements .
Booking movie roles .
Signing television deals .

And of course , thinking on how to invest his 30 million naira into his highly thriving Aierys brand .

Oh boy , it hurts to be you right now.

Ho ho ho ho ho .

VotingPolls:
List of Threebear's monikers on Nairaland

Jen92
Mike4theMoney
Threebears
Evilmedusa
Queenofhell
WickedChinyere
Mikessidechick

and people think such a person is okay upstairs??

Look at those names not crossed .
Do you see a pattern ?
The crossed ones don't fit .
They aren't mine.