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I'm so voting Joe !

The votes say otherwise.
The housemates think otherwise.
But a few irrelevant Nairalanders think Mike is boring !

LMFAO.

Poor Venita.
I heard child bearing slants the back bone.

Na she go hear am today .

Why is Gedoni sweating like a horse ?

I hate to admit that I'm actually starting to like Gedoni .

janefrancisca:
They don't watch football in the US?

It's not a popular sport there .

They have their own version of football though and the Superbowl is their own world cup .

My husband Joseph yobo

Mike grew up in the USA so it's understandable he doesn't know much about soccer.
As for those other useless guys , what's your excuse ?

Mr XXML33 ....I don't know if anyone later helped you out yesterday but the song you were looking for is Boda Sodiq by Niniola .

Just downloaded it now .

If only Mike wasn't married .

These two are goals

Goodlooking and intelligent pair.

I can't imagine the brain and height of their kids .

Well they can just settle for friends

My ultimate platonic ship.

Omoshola vs Esther.


Omoshola is angry that housemates have been hiding food.

Allegedly three eggs were remaining yesterday but there is none left today.

Omoshola starts screaming the roof down . Pointing out that some of the housemates were behaving like people who don't even have food at their various homes .

Esther comes to the kitchen and engages him briefly in a shouting match.
She says Omoshola is making a big deal out of nothing .
Esther who has now been identified as the target of Omoshola's brimming rage allegedly hid one egg she took from the kitchen.

Sir Dee tries to intervene but Omoshola shuts him down with the clearly fazed Sir Dee asking omoshola repeatedly why he was screaming at him .

"Frodd" with the side talks *
Frodd points out that practically the whole house hide things.
That Omoshola himself isn't excluded because he's seen him hide drinks too .

Frodd finally gets Omoshola's attention as both exchange heated words .
Frodd tells Omoshola that he's too old to always be screaming like a mad man , Omoshola not to be outdone fires back telling Frodd that only someone who has a poverty mentality will hide something as common as food , he tells Frodd that he is adding weight due to Biggie's freebies and soon everyone will be out of the house and the free ride will end .
Frodd vehemently retorts that perhaps Omoshola wasn't adding weight because he screams out all the food he eats

Ike makes a move to intercede but Enkay pleads with him not to .
She tells Ike that his anger is of a different breed and she doesn't want more drama .

*Side talk *
Seyi says that instead of screaming , Omoshola could have asked him for eggs as he still had some left .

Omoshola is done with Frodd and makes his way to the dining table to join Joe who is busy with his designs and couldn't be bothered in the least by the ongoing foofaraw in the house .
Frodd makes his way to the living room too to continue their shouting match . He tells Omoshola that he's always about the street , street , street but street do not scream .
Omoshola who you couldn't catch on his back shouts him down and tells him to get out and go Bleep himself .


Ignore every typo .

Menance:
Teach you spellings, baby

Maybe you should start from spelling your pseudonym right.
Baby

Tacha : I can't find the painkillers , maybe someone has hidden it.

Omoshola : Don't mind them , maybe they're saving it for their future headache.

Mercy and Enkay : Mike you stood up, we thought you want to settle the case

Mike:: I can't settle mad people .

Menance:
You guys should give us detailed updates now

What will you give me in return?

I just love Mike

He reminds me of Beyonce when Solange was fighting Jay z

Some people are saying fraud touched Esther inappropriately while she was passed out .

Did anyone watch the video because I'm hearing different versions.

I've said it numerous times that this Fraud behaves like someone who has rape tendencies .

I was honestly hoping I'll be wrong , but here we go again.

Seyi : Mike is the smartest in the house

Yes he is , cute handsome Seyi Awolowo .. he is

Tetehjewels:
Good morning my people.

Can we have some Burnt Skin girl from yesterday?

Tarabye:
Your favorite is boring and dead asf, with that black nash all over our screens

I'd rather take boring than bitter , unstable and shameless.

My face watching other housemates ruin their games knowing my favorite doesn't give me stress .

Seyi - Mike is one of the wisest persons I know .

We already know that .

Brain recognizes brain .

You wonder why both of them are doing well for themselves while that Greek alphabet loser is busy creating alternate accounts to troll kids half his age.

In Biggie's voice - Priorities .

This Elo is just a useless fool .

To think I found him attractive ....nah men ,I'll pass .

A 33 year old man that talks more than a parrot .

Can you even imagine him saying that tribalism is keeping fraud in the house .

Fraud isn't even the most popular Igbo contestant there.

He trails behind Mercy and Ike yet the stupid Elo is trying to provoke tribal sentiments .

Gifty entered the house at 21 or 23 ...Bam Bam entered at 29 .

Today look at how Bam Bam used her fame and look at Gifty's .

Instead of feeling sorry for himself ,he should be appreciative that he now has a bigger platform to showcase his talent.

Imagine the low budget Ken barbie doll pointing out Trasha as someone he'd like to be - a degenerate and social recluse ... popularly identified as an Instagram prostitute.

I'm so disappointed in this Elo .
Talk about beauty without self esteem .

In Septa unella's voice : Shame shame shame .

Was this the sample Jacob used when he decided to make a coat of many colours ?

XXML33:
Mike has four university certificates yet he struggles to speak a language that originated where he lives? Mike has four university certificates yet his occupation is selling cigarettes? Please tell me more lies.

What gold medals has Mike won? Indoor junior tornaments that are designed as compensation for those without talent? lol. Mike was so talentless and useless that the only time he represented Great Britain, they had to hide him from the full glare of the outside world so as to avoid embarrassment. Hence why he was never allowed to participate in outdoor and international tornaments.

Mike was conceived when his tobacco peddling homeless junkie of a jamaican father raped his Nigerian mother and abandoned him. But like the true son of his father he continued in his father's legacy of peddling
tobacco.

Mike is an opportunist and a certified bastard. An obdurate failure who envious of his wife's success as an athlete decided to revive his already decaying career by exploiting the fact that Nigeria had no high jumpers.

Mike is a chronic liar and a two faced snake who claims that he isn't interested in the money but yet constantly nominates the strongest housemates during nominations.

If Mike isn't a closet homosexual, what else explains his deformed, disgustingly wide ass crack? So you claim Tacha's wide pussy is a consequence of receiving too many dicks but the huge gulf between Mike's butt cheeks isn't? Don't be a hypocrite. No one can even confirm the width of Tacha's pussy, but everyone can confirm the wideness of Mike's ass crack. The Jamiacan is obviously a constant receipient of a lot of huge black dicks. His closet homosexuality also explains why even when portraying the false persona of a heterosexual, he can't help but gravitate towards masculine women.

When I search for Mike on Google all I see is a failed talentless, overaged athlete who has never represented Great Britain in any meaningful tournament.

For a so called intelligent person you end up saying the dumbest things .
Mike has a problem with elocution , he's never had a problem with English language .
Some of the most intelligent writers in the world had problems with delivering dialogues .
These are celebrated legends that you'll never be able to lace up their boots .
Someone not being able to speak clearly or eloquently has never been a guage of Intelligence .

Mike from every indication is a very intelligent young man .
He's mature , wise and has a perfect understanding of intra and interpersonal relationship .

There is a reason his fellow housemates always run to him when they seek guidance , because they understand he has depth and wisdom .


Mike is not a failed athlete.
You can't call a champion a failure .
Someone who has won good medals in a lot of competition can never be termed failure .
You might say hasn't reached an A list status , but an outright failure , that's highly stupid even coming from someone like you .


Comparing Tacha to Mike is laughable .
On one end you have a very handsome ,calm young man trying to better himself .

On the other end you have a discolored young prostitute with halitosis ( bad breath ) , body odor , a nasty temper , an aggressive personality taking out the anger of all her life failures on everyone else .
A girl who became famous stripping off her clothes for the leer of perverts on the internet .
A good for nothing , useless, hopeless, aimless shameless , shapeless , multi colored , inspid vacaous dingbat.
A dull , nasty , belicose , belligerent , quarrelous idiotic piece of work .


You call Mike fake ,but how would we know that ?
Did you know him before he came into the house ?

The only proven fake person in that house is Trasha who is trying to pretend to be a decent girl when everyone that knows her in person says she's easier to get into than an early Lagos bus .

Mike might be selling tobacco which is even optional but Trasha is selling eternal damnation.
Do you know how many young boys and men that have been lead astray by trasha's video .
Can you imagine your son ( if you ever have any ) logging into Instagram and being confronted by Trasha's deflated mammary glands , that look like one of the taps in kanji dam

She's a menace to not just herself but the society at large.
A bad omen that must be expedited .


You say Mike a homosexual ?
I've always known you were not too bright but let me school you .
That picture you saw was captioned in motion .
It's not a clear indication of how his butt actually looks.
A movement can alter shape and size ...that is why every reputable office demands for still pictures because it gives the nearest version of an image .

Secondly - a homosexual does not run after masculine women .
A homosexual runs after men .
Mike has so far not given even the slightest inclination that he's remotely attracted to any man in that house .
His body language whenever he's with beautiful women like Kim Oprah (who is actually very feminine ) Jackye , Thelma and a host of other beauties is indicative of a straight man mildly attracted to them but has self control .

The only proven homosexual in that house is symply Trasha who jaruma sleeps with and pimps out to her lesbian friends .
Do you think she sponsored her to big brother because she likes her so much ...nah it's because they're sleeping together.

Why do you think Trasha isn't nominating the girls even though she dislikes them ?
It's because she enjoys spying on them when they're in the bathroom .

She's a proven bisexual who will sleep with anything animals included once you throw her some cash .
A flibbertigibbet and slubberdegullion .

A disgrace to womanhood .

And a poor useless excuse of a human being .

I didn't even remember there would be a party

Mike as always is the life of the party .

See how he keeps everywhere alive .

As for Trasha's fans still ranting on mentions I'll never read.

I have a little thing I need you all to do for me .

Best presentation as always from Mike .

Goodnight all .

iamJ:
Just tuned it


Has mike done his?


Let me know If I should keep watching

Lol , you just know what I'm waiting for

A rare picture of Sir Dee after licking trasha's butthole .

So this demoness Trasha said others were picking beautiful and shapely people but she went with khafi .

So daugter thinks she's prettier than Khafi ?

I blame her delusional fans.

Neimar:
You go wail taya

Mike will give you HBP lass lass .

Every sensible person is concerned about their team winning , you are concerned about another person losing.

This is why some people can never go far in life .

See your life !

Jen92:
I agree even if am team Mike. is between tasha and gedoni. Mercy stood out though

You must be really drunk !

Just for likes you'll sell yourself short !

What do you mean it's between Tacha and boredoni .

That rubbish Trasha designed and her twerking dance steps on the runway.

Fear god o .

Smh.