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Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive

By Me

I'll harm you

I don hear u

It's hard to find quality field-goal kickers for the Islamic Football League, because league rules allow for kickers who miss from inside 30 yards to have their feet amputated.

As in many homes on New Year's Day, my wife and I faced the annual conflict of which was more important - the football games on television, or the dinner itself. To keep peace, I ate dinner with the rest of the family, and even lingered for some pleasant after-dinner conversation before retiring to the family room to turn on the game.

Several minutes later, my wife came downstairs and graciously even bought a cold drink for me. She smiled, kissed me on the cheek and asked what the score was. I told her it was the end of the third quarter and that the score was still nothing to nothing.

"See?" she said, continuing to smile, "You didn't miss a thing."

There are three premiership teams stranded in a desert
- Manchester United, Liverpool and Arsenal. They have
been there for one week when they finally come across
a dead camel. The Man United players say 'As we're
ManCHESTer United, we'll have the chest.' The Liverpool
players say 'As we're LIVERpool, we'll have the liver.'
'We're not hungry,' say the Arsenal players.

David Beckham walks into a sperm donor bank,
"I'd like to donate some sperm" he says to the receptionist.
"Certainly Sir" replies the receptionist, "have you donated before?".
"Yes" replies Beckham "you should have my details on your computer".
"Oh yes, I've found your details" says the receptionist "but I see you're going to need help. Shall I call Posh Spice for you?"
"Why do I need help?" asks Beckham. The receptionist replies
"Well David, it says on your record that you're a useless self-servicer, "

Sweet T:
@clemcykul

I give up. I suggest you buy a book called " Off topic for complete idiot".

lol ;d

It isn't stale, Thug Life. Where's your sense of humor anyway? Jeez, get yourself a house-pet or something -  a cat will do! - it'll brighten up your life.

Bite me

ask her again

lol

stale

kid

Kemjisuper:
Walk up to the lady, get her attention and bluntly accuse her father of being a thief!

In shock she'll ask what makes you say so (maybe even give you a slap in the process )

In your defence, you'll reply "Sorry, I was just wondering where your Dad stole those sparkles in your eyes"

Try it people! It's the MONEY SHOT!

Note: It may not workout well in 70% of the cases, especially when the lady's too dumb to understand what the word "sparkles" means

lol
Enjoy I don't want to get banned

Yes,we are joking and we are going to get ban very soon.go to forum games if you want to have fun and stop offtopic

This trend is interesting :d

Elder sister or junior?

what is trend?

shit. . .am getting out of here

Where is Ibukun?

@Cadet
Did you read the topic?
Sorry I don't joke with my mumm

@info  
Dont worry about my offline,I got it fixed,am browsing on phone now.
@cadet
I can do all that
@topic
Beat her up

@info
O.K.

@Cadet
Hair? I see

@Cadet
Why did you change your mind?

Nairaland customer? for what


@info
come online please,need your help