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Jedi rank nor?

Lagos, beht why?

Dont forget all you in Lagos pe ile ni abo simi oko o....Most of y'all throwing banter at I.B....na i.b indigene una be ooo.

Booda Mufu go dey wait una for Iwo Road

Buhaaaaaaaaari.....$1 = N1

You re mouth-ED!!!

Omo, me sef wan bid for an oyibo woman o..i nid to gerrout of dz buhari country right away.....

Any oyibo woman who loves my 6pack shld holla

I'm very sure masquerades never start to dey pursue this girk for dream

sod09:
haba Someone cannot hail again

Hail, u say? Dey hail dem dey go....if u wake up to d news on nairaland of ao many gals lyk dt wey don jump enta lagoon, na ur neck dey go hang for judgemnt day oo...

sod09:
Shout out to d ladies who got engagement ring since last two years....Lord of the ring

Demon, you want them to do flying jump inside Lagoon, abi? The powers dt be no go gree ur wish

Goodness

And some illiterates will be taking themselves to court over a dog called Buhari or Muhammed in Naija....See how far nigeria and its democracy is lagging? Very behind

jonaifame22:
I hope you won't regret dis later, having a girlfriend dis days is not that easy, a bird at hand is worth two In the bush.

You must be the adviser to Buhari on economic matters. No wonder the economy is messed up

This dollar fall is only momentary...i dont see it lasting that long....especially still vin buhari at the top...

My forecast is prices wouldnt come down, not so fast...bcoz businessmen who xstand forex in relation to the state of the Nigerian economy knows this fall is just a temporary palliative measure to ease the dollar scarcity.

The dollar has been available with the CBN all along buh they chose to cause artificial scarcity causing hyper-inflation and high cost of doing business which has, of course made this economy go down low.

Buhari is an olodo buh it is still his "change" sh*it tinz anyway...

Phone prices are f....ing craxy ryt now

Dollar come down my foot.....dollar remain on top tree for market ni oo.. One minister will now b talking shit dt inflation has fallen to kinikan %.......from where he tk fall? From on top bridge?

Tonto kor, dike ni

Stale news....anything fresh?

Awon oyibo ori buuu yii nooni....

What is "i cannor swam ooo", "savior me ooo"
Oyibo ori buuu yii shaaa ni

Sombori, help me with dah Odunlade meme

Raintaker:
I played double or wetin dem dey call 2 games. The other game entered since yesterday, dem no wan refund me
Bet365naija is that how u use to do?

Cld tk som time. U will be credited with dt 1 game's win...dnt worry, ur acct will be credited....cld tk som tym tho. At most tmrrw

timidapsin:
lol.. Am Just one random guy

Random guy, epp ur fellow random guy na....i nid sure games. Yu knw whaamean

See this black Adam ooo...he dey chop apple from d woman for the second time

The world is finished

timidapsin:
i won mine

1st half draw

Guy, who you be? Epp me with games na.

Raintaker:
shey dem go refund am?
Bet365naija never refund my own

Dey will. Match is void. I got my refund already coz i played it as a single bet.

Wht i'm concerned about is that Nairabet should refund my stake on this abandoned match na

Calling out Nairabet on Nairaland... Omo, see punchline

Je suis monseiuer afrique la destructif senegal vous et ivory coast lés futbol match....

Any nairaland xstand d french i write for up...

Una fada, uno fit

CoolFreeday:
that's not professional of an officer. The officer is suppose to be queried for that

Sebi na u be d DPO of that area..

Exaggerated the cost....

If this is not a conspiracy to deal with someone..why is it now you taking ur investigative journalism to its peak on dino..

If it was in the interest of governance in Nigeria, all this shld ve been done prior to elections..

All this infighting and "i promise to show you hell" journalism is silly....i wonder what sahara's end game is, really?

All this shit wldnt unseat him, wld it?

When that woli wanted to give Dino a message dt in year 2017, trouble will find him and dt he shld pray to avert it, he shunned the woli, dt na ordinary prediction....

See your life now, ehnnn....

Hear d word of Habbakuk, Dino, you shld embark on a 7-day fast with prayers for this trouble to pass over otherwise.....

Halleluyah sombori!

When King Pharoah and King Nebuchadnezzer needed someone to interprete their dreams for them, where were NIGERIANS, plz?

I wanna know.

Una dey interprete, damnnnnn!!! Chaiiiiiii

Pikin Yo!

bankyblue:
I think I be to relocate to lagos and try this too....I like that transfer of money part

River no dey ur location abi na poor pple full ur environ....if na poor pple full ur syd, enter peace mass dey com Lagos then.

Both money n river dey lagos....u hear

And one gf will want to pull the roof down becoz I'm double dating....

Dextology:
The personality behind the twitter handle is really good, his PR level is top notch. Wonder if he ever gets angry? The person is really good.

Some people are trolling on the handle and the person have replies up his or her sleeves for them but the handler should learn to limit it and concentrate more on important tweets.

Hey mr, dont get too serious here jhare....Over seriousness na wahala...

Plz, who is the whistleblower in heaven na?

Mk he blow d whistle na, mk God just deal with d wicked once n for all

sarrki:
Thank God


Let The name of The Almighty be praised


we use her as a point of contact to all looking for the fruit of the womb

we pray that you bless them with the fruit of the womb IJMN

Omo, you no fit be pastor ooo.. Hw u go use ds case as a point of contact to doz looking for the fruit of the womb

Na those in similar bondage you can use that as a point of contact for...shey u wan make doz lookin for d fruit of the womb conceibe n carry it for 3years ni? Taaaa

You need to go n learn for seminary oooo