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Jokes Etc / Re: Answer This How Will Cross A Bridge With Yam, Gaot, Lion? by thunderclap(m): 12:32pm On Aug 09, 2013
spongeback: Lion====> yam=====> goat
Please could you write this in English undecided
is it in french?
Jokes Etc / Re: Answer This How Will Cross A Bridge With Yam, Gaot, Lion? by thunderclap(m): 9:56am On Aug 09, 2013
firstly, i will take the goat and go to the other side, then i will come back and take the lion, i will keep the lion, then i will bring back the goat, when i brought the goat, i will take the yam to the lion before i will take the goat.

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Music/Radio / Re: AWARD: Please Vote For Your Whackest Song Of The Year by thunderclap(m): 2:12pm On Aug 08, 2013
Wizkid,Wale=Drop
Phones / Re: MTN Nigeria Handed-Out Free Data Bundles By Mistake by thunderclap(m): 2:10pm On Aug 08, 2013
why etisalat and airtel no dey experience dis kind tin nah

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Entertainment / Re: Happy Birthday To Hafiz Oyetoro [saka] As He Clocks 50 by thunderclap(m): 2:07pm On Aug 08, 2013
happy birthday mr saka, wish u long life
Nairaland / General / Re: Scams by thunderclap(m): 7:48am On Aug 07, 2013
i also got that same mail
Celebrities / Chris Brown Wants To Quit Music by thunderclap(m): 6:57am On Aug 07, 2013
He can't be serious about quitting music.
He's probably just feeling a little depressed
after he turned himself into jail in Van Nuys
yesterday afternoon. According to TMZ, he
was at the jail for about 45mins. Chris
Brown shared his grief on Twitter. See
more tweets after the cut...
Romance / Re: Seven(7) Things That Make Ladies To Be More Happy & ... by thunderclap(m): 9:55pm On Aug 05, 2013
presegsADESIDA:

I said what?Just one out of the selections but you proceeded dropping two.
money
Technology Market / Re: MTN 3GB And Unlimited Browsing Back And Better by thunderclap(m): 8:59pm On Aug 05, 2013
nice one bro, i've been using it since yesterday
Romance / Re: Seven(7) Things That Make Ladies To Be More Happy & ... by thunderclap(m): 8:53pm On Aug 05, 2013
1=Money 2=Love
Politics / Re: Africa's Boys Bigrades Leaders Denied Entry Into UK. by thunderclap(m): 8:44pm On Aug 05, 2013
the object of the boys brigade, is the advancement of christ kingdom among boys, and the promotion of habit of obedience reverance discipline self respect and all thet tends toward a true christain manliness
Romance / Re: Ladies..please Advise (mature Contributions Only) by thunderclap(m): 9:27pm On Aug 04, 2013
-Mr Cork-:


..the questions says..LAdies,please advise...are u a lady? angry
maybe i can contribute
Jokes Etc / Re: MERLIN Season 7 by thunderclap(m): 9:23pm On Aug 04, 2013
op u no try
Jokes Etc / Re: If Your Wife Was At Labour... by thunderclap(m): 9:19pm On Aug 04, 2013
open a shop for selling babies
Romance / Re: Ladies..please Advise (mature Contributions Only) by thunderclap(m): 9:15pm On Aug 04, 2013
pressing what
Science/Technology / Re: Revealed:''four Species Of Alien Have Been Visiting Earth''.(video) by thunderclap(m): 8:56pm On Aug 04, 2013
we want to see there picture*thealeins

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Nairaland / General / 99 Weird And Interesting Facts by thunderclap(m): 8:53pm On Aug 04, 2013
1.A paper cannot be folded more
than 9 times.
2. More calories are wasted by
sleeping than sitting and watching
tv.
3. The first object with a number
scanning label is the chewing gum.
4.The Wright Brothers’ first flying
journey is shorter than a Boeing 747
airplane’s wings.
5. In 1987,after an airline company
reduced a small piece of olive on
every first class passenger’s meals,
$350,000 USD was saved annually.
6.Everyone drinks coffee to perk
themselves up,but in fact an apple
can perk one up more than a cup of
coffee can.
7.The majority of dust in your home
consists of your own dead skin.
8.The full name of the Barbie Doll is
Barabra Millicent Roberts.
9.When Hitler’s mum had Hitler,she
once seriously considered abortion
but the doctor persuaded her to
keep the baby.
10.Marilyn Monroe has 6 toes on her
foot.
11.In the movie E.T,the sound of E.T’s
footsteps are made by someone
squashing oranges rotten.
12.Pearls melt in vinegar.
13.In the number of people posting
marriage ads,35% are already
married.
14.You can pull a cow upstairs,but
the cow will not know how to come
down by itself.
15.A pig cannot stare up at the sky.
16.”quick brown fox jumps over the
lazy dog” has the 26 alphabets in it.
17.A duck’s quack will not have
echos,the reason til now is
unknown.
18.A snail can live for 3 years
without food and sleeping.
19.Tommy Lee Jones and America’s
vice-president were roommates in
Harvard.
20.In a month,if the first day is
Sunday then that particular month
will have a Black Friday.
21.Heating up a rock in the
microwave oven will cause the rock
to explode.
22. 1,111,111 x 1,111,111 =
1234567654321
23.The only word that has 15
alphabets not reused in it is
“uncopyrightable”.
24.A cat can produce over 100 types
of sounds,but a dog can only do 10.
25.The darker the environment,the
more frequent a cat’s passing urine
times.
26.If you toss a coin upwards 1000
times,the number of times of heads
facing upwards is 495.
27.According to the Newton
dictionary the longest word in the
world is
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolc
anocon...
28.A human’s stomach will renew its
food contents inside every 2
weeks,or else it will self-digest.
29.Coke was originally green in
colour.
30.The Hawaiian language only has
12 alphabets.
31.The country with the highest
proportion of people walking to
work is Alaska.
32.If Barbie was a human,her
measurements would be 39-23-33
33.On average,the number of people
in the air every hour in America is
61,000 people.
34.Only honey will not turn bad
forever.
35.Near the Carribean sea there’s a
species of oysters that knows how
to climb trees.
36.The world’s youngest parents
appeared in 1910,an 8-year old and
a 9 year-old Chinese people.
37.A human’s ears and nose never
stop growing bigger and bigger
38.There’s a square-shaped melon in
Japan,it was cultivated because of its
convenience to place in
refrigerators.
39.A starfish has 8 eyes,one on each
leg.
40.Some insects’ eyes have hair.
41.A giraffe’s tongue measures 2
feet long in length.
42.An elephant can stand on its
head.
43.An ant will scratch itself when it
wakes up.
44.Thomas Edison is afraid of the
dark.(so that’s why he invented the
lightbulb lol)
45.The world’s oldest goldfish is 41
years old,named Fred.
46.Because of Einstein’s inability to
speak at the age of 9,his mum once
thought he
was retarded.
47.Arab women can initiate a
divorce if their husbands don’t pour
coffee for them.
48.Only 55% of Americans know
that the Sun is a star.
49.Most lipglosses have fish scales
content in them.
50.Giraffes cannot cough.
51.Owls are the only bird species
able to differentiate numbers and
colours.
52.A whale’s heartbeat only averages
9 times every minute.
53.The water that we drink into our
body is already 3 billion years old.
54.Only 30% of people can expand
and contract their nostrils at will.
55.A clam can switch its gender from
male to female,and it will take place
few times
throughout its life.
56.According to a British law passed
in 1845,suicide is a very serious
crime,death sentence of hanging is
the punishment.
57.In space,astronauts are unable to
cry or shed tears because there’s no
gravity pull hence the tears are
unable to come out.
58.A chameleon’s tongue is twice as
long as its own body.
59.Americans use toothpicks most
often.
60.On average a human must move
his eye muscles for 10000 – 15000
times a day.
61.An elephant will still remain at its
standing position even when it has
died.
62.Some insects are still able to
survive for a year without its heads.
63.Da Vinci spent 12 years alone
painting Mona Lisa’s lips.
64.When glass shatters,the average
speed for glass is 3000 miles per
hour.
65.A dairy cow can produce more
milk when listening to music.
66.A rose picked during afternoon
can survive longer than a rose
picked in the morning.
67.Baby tiger sharks fight each other
in the womb,the winner will be able
to be born alive.
68.A 70 pound octopus can only go
through a hole a coin’s size because
it does not have a vertebrae.
69.An Indonesian bamboo insect
has the longest body in the world,as
long as 1 feet.
70.In fact,a hippo can run faster
than humans.
71.The inventor of parachutes gave
the chance of parachuting first in
the world to a dog.
72.A Japanese crab can be as long as
12 feet long.
73.A newborn turkey must be taught
by its parents how to eat food,or
else it will die of hunger.
74.A shark can detect blood content
up to 1/1000000th percent in water.
75.the original meaning of Samba in
the Samba dance actually meant
“rubbing bellies together”
76.Children grow faster during
spring.
77.Bats are the only mammals able
to fly.
78.A catapillar has over 2000
muscles.
79.A human’s heart can produce
pressure that can squirt blood 30
feet high.
80.A male mantis cannot mate with a
female mantis with its head,so when
they mate the female mantis has to
chop the male mantis’ head off.
81.A shrimp’s heart is at its head.
82.You can never lick your elbow
with your tongue.
83. 50% of the world population has
not received any calls before at all.
84.A rat and a horse cannot vomit.
85. “Sixth Sick Sheik's Sixth Sheep's
Sick” is one of the hardest sentences
to pronounce in the English
language.
86.If you sneeze too hard,it may
cause your chest to rupture. But if
you hold back your sneeze by force,it
may cause one of your blood vessels
to break.
87.If you talk on the phone for over
an hour,the amount of ear **** in
your ears will increase by 700 times.
88.A lighter was invented earlier
than a matchstick.
89. When you sleep,you may eat over
70 kinds of small insects and about
10 spiders unknowingly.
90.The strongest and most flexible
muscle in our body is the tongue.
91.It is impossible to sneeze with
your eyes open.
92.It is impossible to kill yourself by
holding your breath.
93.Everytime you lick the back of a
stamp,you would have absorbed
1/10th of calories.
94.Right-handers live an average of
9 more years than left-handers.
95.Fish are unable to stick out their
tongues.
96.Polar bears are left-handers.
97.An ostrich’s eyes are larger than
their brains.
98.Starfish do not have brains.
99.Lice can jump over a distance 350
times longer than their
bodies,equivalent to a human
jumping over the length of a football
stadium.

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Celebrities / Re: CHECK OUT OBAMA'S FUNNY MOVES YOU WISH YOU HAD (SEE PHOTOS) by thunderclap(m): 6:52pm On Aug 04, 2013
is he dancing kukere@the first picture

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Adverts / Re: Exposed!!! Get Free Phones, Electronics And Laptops by thunderclap(m): 6:26pm On Aug 04, 2013
mail me pls........saminuharuna@gmail.com tanx in advance
Webmasters / Re: Back Again Mtn Free 3gb by thunderclap(m): 6:20pm On Aug 04, 2013
Imanuelle:


send 100H to 131.
tanx

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Webmasters / Re: Back Again Mtn Free 3gb by thunderclap(m): 12:59pm On Aug 04, 2013
post it let us see

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Celebrities / Re: Mercy Johnson Shares Family Photos by thunderclap(m): 6:49am On Aug 02, 2013
so cute, but the father black
Celebrities / Re: Happy Birthday To Nigerian Football Legend, Kanu Nwankwo by thunderclap(m): 6:43am On Aug 02, 2013
papilo, one day i know say....................
Science/Technology / Re: Revealed : What Happens In Just ONE Minute On The Internet by thunderclap(m): 6:41am On Aug 02, 2013
1'st to ................, space booked
Politics / Re: Nigerians Rate GEJ Online ( Statistics) by thunderclap(m): 6:39am On Aug 02, 2013
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Sports / Re: Chelsea Fans Outshine Others On Facebook by thunderclap(m): 6:30am On Aug 02, 2013
Up .........the......BLUES!

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