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Nigeria's president has the highest vehicle convoy in the world. 90% of people who are indigenes of Ibadan, the capital of Oyo state have gaps between their teeth. Adele @officialadele hails from Ede, Osun State. Full name Adeleye Adetokunbo. Only 18 people out of 18000 who registered passed NECO and WAEC in Gombe State. Females from Imo state Nigeria have more hair on their chest than their males. The cost of living in Abuja, is more expensive than the cost of living in London. Nigeria has the highest number of musicians in the world. Abuja girls are materialistic, expensive but cheap. Beware of Edo girls. Maiduguri girls have the longest hair. Ijebu people fart all the time. Even while Being Intimate. Ibo girls are stingy and greedy. Fulani girls have the longest tongue. PH girls like it in the A** There's a place called Sabo in every state in Nigeria. Gwagwalada is the hottest place in Nigeria. Nigeria has the highest number of police officers in Africa. Osun state has the highest number of Yahoo boys in the country. 4 out of every 5 Edo girls have a connect in Italy. Calabar girls don't want your money, all they need is your energy. Nigerians make up 1/8 of the population of Malaysia. China's best market is Nigeria. A man was recently sentenced to death by hanging for stealing a car radio, while Cecilia Ibru was sentenced to 6 months for moving 150 billion. An average Ibo man can smell money 100 meters away. Nigerians are the highest users of slangs in Africa, 2nd only to USA in the world. The most spoken phrase in Nigeria is "How far ?" Nigeria is the only country where everybody looks forward to hearing the First Lady speak. An Ibo man hustles from Jan 2 to Dec 24, only to spend it all during xmas n New Year. |
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let's go naija
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the bra dey like calabash ; |
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maybe he get engine/machine in his waist 1 Like |
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I know 10 facts about you: Fact 1: You are reading this. Fact 2: You can't say the letter 'm' without touching your lips. Fact 3: You just tried it. Fact 4: You're smiling. Fact 6: You're smiling or laughing again. Fact 7: You didn't notice I missed fact 5. Fact 8: You just checked it. Fact 9: You're smiling again. Fact 10: You like this and you're going to rate or comment. ![]() |
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Just took my bath now and noticed half of my body is unwashed? hahahahahaaa amazing then i decided to put up this post, which reveals hidden areas in your body you always forget to wash each time you're taking your bath. Places you always forget to wash while taking your bath THE BACK EAR Judge yourself and know the truth use the comment box to reveal those you forgot to wash when you washed, don't spoil the fun.... SPACES BETWEEN YOUR TOES BACK OF THE ARMPIT BACK OF YOUR KNEE SPACES BETWEEN YOUR FINGERS UNDERNEATH YOUR HOOD [you know what i mean] INSIDE YOUR EAR INSIDE YOUR MOUTH Inside your mouth? use detol, omo, klin, sponge, and bar soap wash am very well including your teeth
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At Star Music Trek few weeks back in Nnewi, Anambra State. Timaya was pictures with a blown condom on stage...who knows what he intend doing with the condom or has he a track titled CONDOM?? or could it be sex education?? Another picture also shows him dancing with the blown condom which is fully blown!! hmmmm
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Akpa ife: Boko harm I wat 2 thank u 4 helping us reducing d population of d northno offence, but u dey use ur brain? |
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ibkaye: lol talk about letting it all out, nice! ![]() ibkaye: lol talk about letting it all out, nice! |
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if i was president for a day, i would grow a potbelly or strap a calabash to my abdomen so that i would look as statesmanlike as my gluttonous predecessors. All currency notes would bear my mean face. I would set up a deadly militia to assasinate the real president,his predecessors and all potential leaders. To be able to manage nigerias oil wells from my bedroom, i would sack the petroluem minister. My wives and children even toddlers would become federal government contractors and make them more beautifull through plastic surgery, each would go with a presidential jet full of money to be stashed away where no one could find it. I would make my father my special adviser, not that i will take his laudable advice. Those seeking political appointment or contract would have to pay homage and bribes to my mother-the first mother.murmuring against me would be a treason felony, any journalist who spoke against me would have his tongue cut off and those who wrote against me would lose their fingers. As for the niger deltans and so called biafrans, i would obiliterate them with one massive bomb and suck their oil dry within hours. That would not be genocide; it would be more like petrolicide. Importantly, i would substitute the rulling people's democratic party umbrela with a hand logo with fingers pointing upwards. The colours of the nigerian flag would be change to black, of course, i would tell the world that black is beautiful, but actually it would symbolise that perilous times have come to stay. |
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no to sex b4 marriage ![]() |
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![]() Vanneni: Why are they always hidding the baby's face Nomski0:maybe the girl dey ugly 2 Likes |
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male abeg, u no dey see the flat chest, only muscle |
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wat!!! :owat!!! |
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these BH guyz are ballin, so dey don reach lagos ![]() |
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Policewoman: Pls when will Obama visit Nigeria? adepojuot: tomorrow Policewoman: Pls when will Obama visit Nigeria?after boko haram ar crushed |
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