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Nairaland / General / Funny Interesting Facts About Nigeria by thunderclap(m): 6:34pm On Aug 01, 2013
Nigeria's president has the highest vehicle
convoy in the world.
90% of people who are indigenes of
Ibadan, the capital of Oyo state
have gaps between their teeth.
Adele @officialadele hails from Ede, Osun
State. Full name Adeleye Adetokunbo.
Only 18 people out of 18000 who
registered passed NECO and WAEC in
Gombe State.
Females from Imo state Nigeria have more
hair on their chest than their males.
The cost of living in Abuja, is more
expensive than the cost of living
in London.
Nigeria has the highest number of
musicians in the world.
Abuja girls are materialistic, expensive but
cheap.
Beware of Edo girls.
Maiduguri girls have the longest hair.
Ijebu people fart all the time. Even while
Being Intimate.
Ibo girls are stingy and greedy.
Fulani girls have the longest tongue.
PH girls like it in the A**
There's a place called Sabo in every state
in Nigeria.
Gwagwalada is the hottest place in
Nigeria.
Nigeria has the highest number of police
officers in Africa.
Osun state has the highest number of
Yahoo boys in the country.
4 out of every 5 Edo girls have a connect
in Italy.
Calabar girls don't want your money, all
they need is your energy.
Nigerians make up 1/8 of the population
of Malaysia.
China's best market is Nigeria.
A man was recently sentenced to death by
hanging for stealing a car
radio, while Cecilia Ibru was sentenced to
6 months for moving 150
billion.
An average Ibo man can smell money 100
meters away.
Nigerians are the highest users of slangs
in Africa, 2nd only to USA
in the world.
The most spoken phrase in Nigeria is
"How far ?"
Nigeria is the only country where
everybody looks forward to hearing
the First Lady speak.
An Ibo man hustles from Jan 2 to Dec 24,
only to spend it all during
xmas n New Year.
Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Pics by thunderclap(m): 5:39pm On Aug 01, 2013
check these out

Nairaland / General / Let's Go Naija by thunderclap(m): 5:32pm On Aug 01, 2013
let's go naija

Fashion / Re: INVISIBRA: The New Wonder Bra For Women (PHOTOS) by thunderclap(m): 5:06pm On Aug 01, 2013
the bra dey like calabash ;
Family / Re: Under-aged Bride Kills Husband Over Hyperactive Libido In Plateau by thunderclap(m): 1:14pm On Aug 01, 2013
maybe he get engine/machine in his waist

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Jokes Etc / 10 Facts I Know About You by thunderclap(m): 8:31am On Aug 01, 2013
I know 10 facts about you:
Fact 1: You are reading this.
Fact 2: You can't say the letter 'm' without
touching your lips.
Fact 3: You just tried it.
Fact 4: You're smiling.
Fact 6: You're smiling or laughing again.
Fact 7: You didn't notice I missed fact 5.
Fact 8: You just checked it.
Fact 9: You're smiling again.
Fact 10: You like this and you're going to
rate or comment. smiley
Nairaland / General / Places U Forgot To Wash While Taking Ur Bath by thunderclap(m): 7:21am On Aug 01, 2013
Just took my bath now and noticed half
of my body is unwashed?
hahahahahaaa amazing then i decided
to put up this post, which reveals
hidden areas in your body you always
forget to wash each time you're taking
your bath.
Places you always forget to wash while
taking your bath
THE BACK EAR
Judge yourself and know the truth use
the comment box to reveal those you
forgot to wash when you washed,
don't spoil the fun....
SPACES BETWEEN YOUR TOES
BACK OF THE ARMPIT
BACK OF YOUR KNEE
SPACES BETWEEN YOUR FINGERS
UNDERNEATH YOUR HOOD [you know
what i mean]
INSIDE YOUR EAR
INSIDE YOUR MOUTH
Inside your mouth? use detol, omo,
klin, sponge, and bar soap wash am
very well including your teeth

Celebrities / Timaya Performed On Stage With A Blown Condom/pics/ by thunderclap(m): 7:05am On Aug 01, 2013
At Star Music Trek few weeks back in
Nnewi, Anambra State. Timaya was
pictures with a blown condom on
stage...who knows what he intend
doing with the condom or has he a
track titled CONDOM?? or could it be sex
education??
Another picture also shows him
dancing with the blown condom which
is fully blown!!
hmmmm

Politics / Re: Boko-Haram Kills 30 Students In Yobe Boarding School by thunderclap(m): 7:36am On Jul 07, 2013
Akpa ife: Boko harm I wat 2 thank u 4 helping us reducing d population of d north
no offence, but u dey use ur brain?
Celebrities / Re: Niaja Super Stars Born With A Silver Spoon by thunderclap(m): 7:33am On Jul 06, 2013
e no concern me embarassede no concern me
Literature / Re: If I Was President For A Day by thunderclap(m): 11:38pm On Jul 05, 2013
ibkaye: lol talk about letting it all out, nice!
cheesy
ibkaye: lol talk about letting it all out, nice!
Literature / If I Was President For A Day by thunderclap(m): 10:03pm On Jul 05, 2013
if i was president for a day, i would grow a potbelly or strap a calabash to my abdomen so that i would look as statesmanlike as my gluttonous predecessors. All currency notes would bear my mean face. I would set up a deadly militia to assasinate the real president,his predecessors and all potential leaders. To be able to manage nigerias oil wells from my bedroom, i would sack the petroluem minister. My wives and children even toddlers would become federal government contractors and make them more beautifull through plastic surgery, each would go with a presidential jet full of money to be stashed away where no one could find it. I would make my father my special adviser, not that i will take his laudable advice. Those seeking political appointment or contract would have to pay homage and bribes to my mother-the first mother.murmuring against me would be a treason felony, any journalist who spoke against me would have his tongue cut off and those who wrote against me would lose their fingers. As for the niger deltans and so called biafrans, i would obiliterate them with one massive bomb and suck their oil dry within hours. That would not be genocide; it would be more like petrolicide. Importantly, i would substitute the rulling people's democratic party umbrela with a hand logo with fingers pointing upwards. The colours of the nigerian flag would be change to black, of course, i would tell the world that black is beautiful, but actually it would symbolise that perilous times have come to stay.
Jokes Etc / Re: What Do U See In This Picture by thunderclap(m): 4:59pm On Jun 29, 2013
eyes
Jokes Etc / Re: seun and mukina (pic) by thunderclap(m): 4:50pm On Jun 29, 2013
no to sex b4 marriage winkno to sex b4 marriage
Celebrities / Re: Beyonce Shares Photos Of Her Daughter Ivy Blue Wearing The $50K DIAMOND CROWN by thunderclap(m): 4:24pm On Jun 29, 2013
grin
Vanneni: Why are they always hidding the baby's face
Nomski0:
D tin dey alwayz baffle me.
maybe the girl dey ugly

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Celebrities / Re: Why I Want Mikel Obi – Nollywood Actress,cossy Orjiakor by thunderclap(m): 5:08pm On Jun 28, 2013
grin See boobs
Celebrities / Re: I Swearagad You Aint Gonna Get It (PHOTO) by thunderclap(m): 5:03pm On Jun 28, 2013
male abeg, u no dey see the flat chest, only muscle
Health / Re: 67-Yr-Old Man Carries 7 Bags Of Cement In Gombe by thunderclap(m): 4:55pm On Jun 28, 2013
wat!!! :owat!!!
Politics / Re: 15 Boko-Haram Suspects Arrested In Lagos by thunderclap(m): 4:49pm On Jun 28, 2013
these BH guyz are ballin, so dey don reach lagos winkthese BH guyz are ballin, so dey don reach lagos
Foreign Affairs / Re: The Obamas' Trip To Former Slaving Port In Senegal (Pictures & Video) by thunderclap(m): 4:41pm On Jun 28, 2013
Policewoman: Pls when will Obama visit Nigeria?
adepojuot: tomorrow
Policewoman: Pls when will Obama visit Nigeria?
after boko haram ar crushed
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